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Jeff

@jpohank

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Hank or Jesus?
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@TomFornelli He grew up in Akron and skipped college to win NBA ROTY for the hometown team. It’s allowed.
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@torae__ Haha it's insane. I need a new car now after going 10 years with my old one without any accidents. Milton got me but it's supposedly not an insurance claim. I did the math and I've paid over $30k without any payouts in that time, yet I get $0. Insurance is a scam.
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@TheJackForge One company made me go through 12 interviews before telling me they’re in a hiring freeze.
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@EddyElfenbein And average sales tax in america is 7.2% and corporate tax is 30%. So the government made $46.7B in sales tax and $4.65B in corporate tax on those sales / profit.
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@StrattonWISN @WEAU13News Is that the secret service holster woman demoted to the Vance detail?.
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@Ihartitz Originally known as the Cooper Kupp role.
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@agraybee Pretty amazing how she has owned it, and worked incredibly hard to be 10 years sober. Accountability is one hell of a drug.
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@NERDYXNiNJA Even getting it delivered is still cheaper
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@brayash24 @TomFornelli Lol I don’t even think Akron students are Akron fans.
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@BrianKarem Weird that you are defending Epstein and Diddy imo.
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@greg16676935420 Did you just tell your mom “screw you” 🤦‍♂️🤣.
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@RyanGirdusky It'd be more like:. I used to weigh 200. In 2020 I gained 2.8 lbs (1.4% gain).In 2021 I gained 14.2 lbs (7% gain).In 2022 I gained 14.1 lbs (6.5% gain).In 2023 I gained 7.9 lbs (3.4% gain).This year I only gained 5.9 lbs (2.9% gain). So my weight gain is down. But now I weigh
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@paulprosseda It’s almost like being an elitist has its benefits
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@stoolpresidente Imagine being a Michigan fan ragging on anyone else today.
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@kwiz_nanny Lol no way you sat on that this long, that’s wild.
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@42Cyc This feels like a Zach Wilson 2021 post.
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@GunnelsWarren Get rid of insurance lobbyists and stock purchases from congress and see what we have here.
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@YourFriendKyle_ The keyboard trend might be the worst of all time.
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@jeffpearlman He wasn’t blackballed. He was benched in favor of Blaine Gabbert before his kneeling… he obviously wasn’t any good. Cam Newton not getting another job is way worse.
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@BlakPantherBabe Hope this helps!.
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@barstoolsports Pass up 3 wide open options to spin around and look like a loser.
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@IcyVert The Browns setting their franchise back another 5 years by drafting Shedeur would be the most Browns thing ever.
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@LibertyCappy The $5 box is now $14 lol.
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@Swamp_Music2 And finish 17th lol.
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@rustyrockets It’s worse. He “fell”
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@RGIII Breaking: people watch any football on national tv.
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@ThiccStauskas Is Hitler college basketball here?.
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@JoshuaPHilll We’re unfortunately a lot more socialist than advertised. Much of the GDP is propped up by government spending and taxation is reaching socialism thresholds.
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@iam_johnw FSU had a few games to prove how worthless they were without Travis first. Texas would be replacing Quinn with someone arguably better 😂 2-9 and still crying is hilarious.
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@MSNBC Democrats: "Trump will lock up all his opposition!".Also Democrats: "Lets lock up all our opposition!".
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@suchnerve Serious question. When was the last time you received something important delivered by USPS?.
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@NFL_DovKleiman @SalVetriDFS Dude’s gonna fly up fantasy mock drafts so fast.
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@TylerFFCreator Bad take. Great pick in a Harbaugh offense. Mahomes has hoodwinked people into thinking OT isn’t the most important position on the field. Burrow has also been hurt constantly….
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@morganisawizard Why only launder money for 1 year 45 days when you can for 10 years?.
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@DynastyZoltanFF If Joe Burrow was 6’, never won a natty or broke records, then skipped medicals at the combine, wanted equity in the Bengals, etc. then this comparison would be better.
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@BrentZwerneman Schlossnagle leaves 30 minutes later for Texas.
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@bendreyfuss Lol he’s being sarcastic, you’re proving his point.
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@BarstoolTate The toughest?
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@OregonHomer It’s really not as bad as it sounds
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@CyrtHogg The Rays are supposed to get City Connects this year, maybe they’ll be ready when the new stadium opens up in 2030 or whenever.
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@Justin_14P Nobody in the world hates Kay Adams.
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@JennaEllisEsq wish he'd promise to help floridians with out of control real estate, property taxes, and insurance costs 🙏.
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@JomboyMedia @azfamily cmon karen, this is amazing.
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@BarstoolTate Just fans fighting against blackface
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@TeamYouTube @SportsSphereFF Feedback: your costs didn't increase 137% over the last 5 years.
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@NbergWX Where would the mandatory evacuation like us to go? The whole state is in the cone.
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@RachelBitecofer If Biden steps down and there’s just a random nominee appointed without any sort of primary process, there should be a suit. That would be the exact opposite of a democracy. Voters deserve a legitimate Democrat option on the ballot, I can’t believe this is actually controversial.
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@BasedTorba The most talented engineers have rebuked Silicon Valley so they’ve been stuck hiring DEI and mid-level engineers. It makes sense that these companies think we don’t have talented engineers; none are applying anymore. They’re out starting their own companies and paving their own.
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@BoardGeniuses ND does have it figured out. All you gotta do is beat Army.
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@GuyTalksFinance It's undoubtedly a smarter financial decision to live somewhere you can afford to buy rather than rent. A finance guy would know this though.
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@ChairliftCap If it wasn’t making the rich and powerful more rich and powerful, it’d be banned here.
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@KirkHerbstreit @NFL @AtlantaFalcons didn't let him on the furniture? 😢.
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@honeyNonABG Absolutely false.
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@TheKostos Why is the NFL pushing this team so hard? Just because of TSwift? They’re really not even attempting to hide the blatantly 1 sided officiating anymore.
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@DrJesseMorse After practicing with Willis for 3 days.
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@stephenasmith lol Stephen A is 10000x more entertaining doing his own thing. love this.
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@BehizyTweets I went to bed and the vegas odds were at like 99%, then woke up and the media tried to convince me Trump was never in the lead.
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@aaroncabrera_ What happens when you play 5 top 14 teams and someone else plays 0 top 25. Are their records treated equally?.
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@notsocooljules Lol I love this. People want celebrities to be human, then when they are, they hate it. Make it make sense.
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@SMB_Attorney Only way to get rich is becoming a corrupt politician 🤣.
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@NbergWX I like this cone better
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@dannykanell Your gaslighting about their “gaslighting” is worse. The FSU fanbase, including you, has been insufferable, it’s embarrassing. Grow up. 63-3.
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@piersmorgan How long until Kamala copies at Burger King?.
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@HegelwCrmCheese Trump Rogan would probably be a bit better comparable
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@michaelFhurley It’s stupid. It’s “the helmet” and Taylor is doing a sumo split to keep his helmet in line.
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@jaywillis Could you imagine every time a president of opposing party gets elected, they add justices until they have a majority? Short sighted actions have long term impacts.
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@awfulannouncing Kiper was the leading Young propagandist going into the draft. It was obvious to everyone with eyes that he wasn’t good.
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@VPasquantino To compare Mooney and BJT is indeed laughable.
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@StealthQE4 Problem is, landlords need to charge a rent that covers all of those costs. You have to live somewhere.
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@JakeCrain_ Oh that’s gotta be Auburn.
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@sonsonne1 @TheConsciousRN_ Yea, calling a bill the Border Bill and have 75.2% go to foreign nations ($88.93B) then blaming the house seems like a very productive argument.
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@bosdan @EddyElfenbein Lower the taxes and close the loopholes. It hurts smb’s that aren’t able to pay attorneys and accountants millions the most.
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@scubaryan_ How’d the cars stop with 10’ of runway lol.
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@Razzball How is this better than Edwin’s?.
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@ChrisCuomo i love the new cuomo.
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@CIA is the cia announcing their political allegiance?.
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@BenGChase The one on the blue turf.
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@neildecrypt @NERDYXNiNJA Lol how big do you think a Five Guys patty is?.
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@TalkinBaseball_ He isn’t tagged until here, why would he be out?
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@CollinRugg The people saying it was staged are disgusting.
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@MLB Bet he won’t need tommy john.
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@chyeaok does anything ever come out of congressional hearings? i feel like they have a new one every day and nothing ever happens.
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@nagamyzuna I remember when this was a conspiracy theory.
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@MattDevittWX SW Florida meteorologists have it hitting south, Tampa meteorologists have it hitting Tampa. I’m so confused 😭.
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@thetrueshelby I'm confused here. So are dems currently dictators for wanting to take away the guns? Or are they liars and don't really want the guns?.
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@honeyNonABG Jokes on you, I don’t have insta.
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@slothanova Kinda like saying it should be illegal to sell a pair of shoes.
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@girlziplocked @tibblion2 Funny, @NPR was all on board with this in 2022.
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@JayCuda Edey lol. Rooting for Purdue, it’s awesome. Rooting against him, it’s agonizing.
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@GumboGoon If the WNBA welcomed CC fans, it’d be more popular.
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@RepMcGovern If this is your definition of “delivering,” I’m terrified for our future.
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@Lane_Kiffin Ok, get this guy to Gainesville ASAP.
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@NFL_DougFarrar Find me one mother (or father) that wouldn’t give up their career for their kids. Or reverse, would give up their kids to advance their career. .
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@southsideluk bears fans: fields takes forever to throw. also bears fans: shows highlights of cw taking 8 seconds to throw.
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@catturd2 It’s officially not a vaccine, we can stop calling it one.
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@StealthQE4 It’s all government spending. Has ballooned to 36% of the GDP. We’re in serious trouble.
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@delatorre Hate the ooh ahh 😭.
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@MorganWallen You're probably going to be sick from going to the Oklahoma game the day before.
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@SleeperHQ lol zodiac signs are exactly the feature we wanted.
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