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@jpohank

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Hank or Jesus?
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@TheJackForge One company made me go through 12 interviews before telling me they’re in a hiring freeze.
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@EddyElfenbein And average sales tax in america is 7.2% and corporate tax is 30%. So the government made $46.7B in sales tax and $4.65B in corporate tax on those sales / profit.
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@StrattonWISN @WEAU13News Is that the secret service holster woman demoted to the Vance detail?
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@Ihartitz Originally known as the Cooper Kupp role
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@agraybee Pretty amazing how she has owned it, and worked incredibly hard to be 10 years sober. Accountability is one hell of a drug.
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@NERDYXNiNJA Even getting it delivered is still cheaper
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@greg16676935420 Did you just tell your mom “screw you” 🤦‍♂️🤣
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@RyanGirdusky It'd be more like: I used to weigh 200. In 2020 I gained 2.8 lbs (1.4% gain) In 2021 I gained 14.2 lbs (7% gain) In 2022 I gained 14.1 lbs (6.5% gain) In 2023 I gained 7.9 lbs (3.4% gain) This year I only gained 5.9 lbs (2.9% gain) So my weight gain is down. But now I weigh
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@stoolpresidente Imagine being a Michigan fan ragging on anyone else today
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@kwiz_nanny Lol no way you sat on that this long, that’s wild
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@42Cyc This feels like a Zach Wilson 2021 post.
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@GunnelsWarren Get rid of insurance lobbyists and stock purchases from congress and see what we have here
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@YourFriendKyle_ The keyboard trend might be the worst of all time
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@jeffpearlman He wasn’t blackballed. He was benched in favor of Blaine Gabbert before his kneeling… he obviously wasn’t any good. Cam Newton not getting another job is way worse.
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@IcyVert The Browns setting their franchise back another 5 years by drafting Shedeur would be the most Browns thing ever.
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@LibertyCappy The $5 box is now $14 lol
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@rustyrockets It’s worse. He “fell”
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@RGIII Breaking: people watch any football on national tv
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@JoshuaPHilll We’re unfortunately a lot more socialist than advertised. Much of the GDP is propped up by government spending and taxation is reaching socialism thresholds.
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@MSNBC Democrats: "Trump will lock up all his opposition!" Also Democrats: "Lets lock up all our opposition!"
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@TylerFFCreator Bad take. Great pick in a Harbaugh offense. Mahomes has hoodwinked people into thinking OT isn’t the most important position on the field. Burrow has also been hurt constantly…
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@morganisawizard Why only launder money for 1 year 45 days when you can for 10 years?
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@DynastyZoltanFF If Joe Burrow was 6’, never won a natty or broke records, then skipped medicals at the combine, wanted equity in the Bengals, etc. then this comparison would be better.
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@BrentZwerneman Schlossnagle leaves 30 minutes later for Texas
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@BarstoolTate The toughest?
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@bendreyfuss Lol he’s being sarcastic, you’re proving his point
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@OregonHomer It’s really not as bad as it sounds
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@CyrtHogg The Rays are supposed to get City Connects this year, maybe they’ll be ready when the new stadium opens up in 2030 or whenever
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@JennaEllisEsq wish he'd promise to help floridians with out of control real estate, property taxes, and insurance costs 🙏
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@JomboyMedia @azfamily cmon karen, this is amazing
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@NbergWX Where would the mandatory evacuation like us to go? The whole state is in the cone
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@RachelBitecofer If Biden steps down and there’s just a random nominee appointed without any sort of primary process, there should be a suit. That would be the exact opposite of a democracy. Voters deserve a legitimate Democrat option on the ballot, I can’t believe this is actually controversial.
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@GuyTalksFinance It's undoubtedly a smarter financial decision to live somewhere you can afford to buy rather than rent. A finance guy would know this though.
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@KirkHerbstreit @NFL @AtlantaFalcons didn't let him on the furniture? 😢
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@DrJesseMorse After practicing with Willis for 3 days.
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@stephenasmith lol Stephen A is 10000x more entertaining doing his own thing. love this.
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@BehizyTweets I went to bed and the vegas odds were at like 99%, then woke up and the media tried to convince me Trump was never in the lead.
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@notsocooljules Lol I love this. People want celebrities to be human, then when they are, they hate it. Make it make sense.
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@SMB_Attorney Only way to get rich is becoming a corrupt politician 🤣
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@NbergWX I like this cone better
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@dannykanell Your gaslighting about their “gaslighting” is worse. The FSU fanbase, including you, has been insufferable, it’s embarrassing. Grow up. 63-3
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@michaelFhurley It’s stupid. It’s “the helmet” and Taylor is doing a sumo split to keep his helmet in line.
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@awfulannouncing Kiper was the leading Young propagandist going into the draft. It was obvious to everyone with eyes that he wasn’t good.
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@jaywillis Could you imagine every time a president of opposing party gets elected, they add justices until they have a majority? Short sighted actions have long term impacts.
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@JakeCrain_ Oh that’s gotta be Auburn
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@StealthQE4 Problem is, landlords need to charge a rent that covers all of those costs. You have to live somewhere.
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@sonsonne1 @TheConsciousRN_ Yea, calling a bill the Border Bill and have 75.2% go to foreign nations ($88.93B) then blaming the house seems like a very productive argument.
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@bosdan @EddyElfenbein Lower the taxes and close the loopholes. It hurts smb’s that aren’t able to pay attorneys and accountants millions the most.
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@scubaryan_ How’d the cars stop with 10’ of runway lol
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@Razzball How is this better than Edwin’s?
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@ChrisCuomo i love the new cuomo.
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@CIA is the cia announcing their political allegiance?
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@neildecrypt @NERDYXNiNJA Lol how big do you think a Five Guys patty is?
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@TalkinBaseball_ He isn’t tagged until here, why would he be out?
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@CollinRugg The people saying it was staged are disgusting.
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@MLB Bet he won’t need tommy john
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@chyeaok does anything ever come out of congressional hearings? i feel like they have a new one every day and nothing ever happens.
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@nagamyzuna I remember when this was a conspiracy theory
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@MattDevittWX SW Florida meteorologists have it hitting south, Tampa meteorologists have it hitting Tampa. I’m so confused 😭
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@thetrueshelby I'm confused here. So are dems currently dictators for wanting to take away the guns? Or are they liars and don't really want the guns?
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@GumboGoon If the WNBA welcomed CC fans, it’d be more popular.
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@JayCuda Edey lol. Rooting for Purdue, it’s awesome. Rooting against him, it’s agonizing
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@RepMcGovern If this is your definition of “delivering,” I’m terrified for our future.
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@southsideluk bears fans: fields takes forever to throw also bears fans: shows highlights of cw taking 8 seconds to throw
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@NFL_DougFarrar Find me one mother (or father) that wouldn’t give up their career for their kids. Or reverse, would give up their kids to advance their career..
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@Lane_Kiffin Ok, get this guy to Gainesville ASAP
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@catturd2 It’s officially not a vaccine, we can stop calling it one.
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@delatorre Hate the ooh ahh 😭
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@SleeperHQ lol zodiac signs are exactly the feature we wanted
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@TejedaBrad Lol Miami will have to give 80% next year just to fill the stadium.
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@AngelaBelcamino Lol when you realize she’s just trolling, she’s actually kind of funny.
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@StefanIsSoHott @agraybee You don't think addiction affects anyone but the user?
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@alex_kirshner Weird that they alphabetized using the U in UCLA and SC but forgot the THE Ohio State
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@GuyTalksFinance I hate leasing, but $300/mo temporarily while saving for something better than a used car for $9k is actually probably fiscally responsible.
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@nole_atl Last games don’t matter either 63-3
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@MorganWallen You're probably going to be sick from going to the Oklahoma game the day before
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@LarsenL4321 @greg16676935420 @JoeBiden ‘You’re not going to be a dictator, are you?’ Trump said: ‘No, no, no, other than day one. We’re closing the border, and we’re drilling, drilling, drilling. After that, I’m not a dictator.’”
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@GeorgiaFootball I’m a Gator, but this guy got his cancer-free news today!
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@NFLNotify baker is better than little kyler
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@unusual_whales The government is absolutely crushing startups and small businesses to a point where it feels intentional
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@nytimes listen. youre to blame, man. but i wont do anything if you give us some oil. repeat the line
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@OngDevLab Why is Cloud computing called Cloud? They’re just servers nowhere near the clouds.
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@keshavs_journal Sounds like you failed the exam
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@thekitze When we traveled Europe way back in 2015, Airbnb was amazing. Genuine experiences, great hosts, cheap, etc. Each subsequent stay has increasingly been worse. Once it became a common investment strategy for unqualified people, the experience started declining.
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@USA_Polling Drawing comparisons to Nazi Germany is never a good thing.
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@keithedwards Can’t believe more people haven’t taken advantage of the NVIDIA ride from the CHIPS Act like Pelosi. If only we had inside information.
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@USA_Polling Congrats Ilhan! Even with open primaries
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@CFBRep He applied by winning a madden tourney
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@jortscity @USA_Polling There hasn't been a legitimate democrat primary in the past 3 elections.
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@rekrabmb Would be a perfect day for some baseball today with this cooler weather
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@ValeraSZN @QuincyWheeler1 Don’t care what they look like, Kid Cudi made this a hit already
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@JayinKyiv By this logic, Biden was behind Jan 6?
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@ClayTravis @CNN He “fell” according to @CNN
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@KyleBrandt The Caleb Williams comps need to stop. Nobody will be anywhere near Mahomes’ level for a long long time.
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@SMB_Attorney This one lister probably does that on purpose to prevent 1 night stays. The owner probably prefers only taking 30 day rentals.
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@DeSantisville I think everyone in America would be happy with this solution.
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@HalToHell It’s weird. He looks a second behind fastballs as ig they don’t throw in the 90s in the minors. He’ll settle in soon, buy low!
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