Mikayla
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Software Engineer ✨ C# ✨ PILATES ✨ Fitness Coach ✨ Why be mad when you can be hot? | satire | do not take these opinions srsly 🙏
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Joined November 2016
@SarAllyce I get so confused when ppl call that a dad bod. That physique is not easily attainable.
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The thing is, when a man likes you. He LIKES you. You don’t have to worry about what he’s doing at parties or anything cuz he’s only thinking about you. This guy asked me on a date and I didn’t say yes yet. Then my friend told me he saw him at a party later and a girl asked.
they should invent a man that only likes one woman.
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My ideal man:.- 6’0+.- Good facial bone structure .- 120+ IQ.- Deep voice.- Funny.- Assertive.- Cowboy personality.- Income > $130K. (Optional).- Ivy League educated.- Old money.
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If women decide to close their legs, . - dating will be easier for both genders, . - more men will pursue women for long term relationships . - the number of relationships will increase. - pair bonding will improve . - marriages will increase. - divorce rates will decrease.
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Is it tmi to say I cried endlessly at 20/21 working up to three jobs supporting myself when I would see stuff like this.
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Women elevate their dating pool when they pursue a higher education. At college you can go on dates with men who are in med school, 19 year olds who make $8k a month at internships, 27 year old mathematicians, and 22 year olds who got a 250K job offer. To argue that women.
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Only mids like casual sex. The guys who are hot enuf to have sex whenever they want start feeling like it’s meaningless after awhile. They then lean towards relationships . Women can have it whenever they want but mids engage so they can feel validation and so they can brag about.
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So tired of ugly ppl complaining that they’re single. Just pick another ugly person it’s not that hard 🙄🙄🙄.
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If a guy really likes you, he’s going to TRY. You literally just have to breathe.
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Lower income, uneducated men are strongly opinionated about women going to college.
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@GovernorAnne I’ve never seen so much hate on one movie character. She represents so many women and it was good to see that the movie portrayed her as deserving of love. So many of us see ourselves in her.
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Smart white guys have this certain sense of humor that flies over most peoples heads.
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If you don’t get this done to your lips, you’re rated you as “mid”. Every “9” and above has these lips.
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I want y’all to know that Elsa Hosk, a Victorias Secret Angel aka a “10”, has lip filler, botox, eyebrow lift, nose job, and breast implants. “Men want natural”. No, actually.
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When I was a kid I thought all ugly ppl would be nice but they’re actually the meanest ppl.
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Red Pill ideology wants your daughter to sleep with men on the first date and if he doesn’t wife her up it’s her fault.
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As a female who has participated in the the White Male Asian Female experience, I would recommend.
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HOT TAKE: A woman’s options increases as she gets older. Online men: “Women expire at 25”. At 19, a woman can date a 23 year old but a 45 year old man will be more hesitant to approach her for a long term relationship. But a 27 year old woman will be approached by a 22 year.
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Hot Take: For women, it's just as difficult to find a marriageable partner in your early 20's as it is in your late 20's and 30's. Women in their early 20's in college are surrounded by similar aged men who are not interested in settling down. Instead, their male counterparts.
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Ppl are getting mad. The above is more common than you think. I have talked to. - a 27 year old Los Angeles surgeon. - a 28 year old, 2 Ivy League degrees, son of a diplomat. Rich. Flies to a different state for haircuts and tennis with friends. - 29 year old Ivy League concert.
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Men really think curated photos on instagram where a model took . - 2 hours for hair and makeup.- has not drank any liquid or ate anything for 8 hours before.- 35 different poses .-took 200 shots for 1 perfect photo .- strict 1200 calorie per day diet for 12 weeks. is what women.
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male simps are soul draining because they don't have the masculinity to be direct. they stay like this for years and often times never admit to simping. because "they don't want to lose you". 97% of male friends have ulterior motives . males who simp are fundamentally weak; but.
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Hot tip: If you're a single guy, you might want to check out Pilates studios (not club pilates). Intense Pilates studios can be filled with slender women with Victorias Secret body type. These classes are pricier but the women who take these classes are typically professionals.
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The only power many men will ever experience is calling random women on the internet "mid".
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Why you must pick a hot man to be in a relationship with (say 🙅♀️ to ugly men). UGLY MEN CHEAT ON YOU. They're nothing special. All they use is games to try to keep you addicted to them because they're betting on your insecurities (they'll try to find it) because they know they.
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Men. Get off of dating apps. You could have the rizz of guy that makes girls cry herself to sleep but then get no matches on dating apps. Women get more likes faster than she can swipe left. Even when she sits down to screen each 'candidate', she CANNOT KEEP UP. For every one.
I just got back on dating apps about two months ago. From what I hear I definitely get more matches than most yet they still leave me massively resentful. I can’t imagine what it’s like to get no matches. No doubt dating apps are radicalizing many young men.
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Actually, don’t get into a relationship with a man unless you would be proud to have a son like him . Yes, this limits ur options but I have 0 regrets using this metric and definitely have been spared emotional baggage. The more careful you are with who you choose to be with, the.
Don't marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
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Men are convinced they are "too short." They are more strict about the height standard than the women are. The internet tells men that women will only ever date 6'+ men, but many women irl will say "I don't care about height as long as he's taller than me".
Once again, you are not “too short” or “too poor” — you simply don’t have enough rizz.
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If you study a major that has no lucrative application and get $200k in debt then you aren’t playing your cards right. Higher education isn’t a scam. You just don’t know how to make the most of it.
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A woman who lets a man sleep with her before a relationship in hopes he commits to her is the female equivalent of a male simp.
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My ideal man:.- 6’2+.- good facial bone structure.- doesn’t play loud music in public spaces .- 130 IQ.- funny.- assertive.- cowboy personality.- < 20% body fat percentage .- career in consulting, tech, medicine .- income >= $140K.- knows 2 or more European/Asian languages.-.
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Single, hot women in their 30's are the most socially hated group. Many men hate them because they still can't have access to these women even though he was told her looks would be decline. He was betting on the insecurity to be able to obtain a relationship. This awakens a.
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Cry more buddy. Cry more.
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@evolacore Confused. She's one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Her features are so nice - high cheekbones, beautifully shaped eyes, tall, slender, full lips. Should she have seed oil physique like the rest of America to be perceived as "beautiful"?.
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i just seen an unhealthy older woman try to bully a 19 year old girl and this tempts me to side with red pill men in regards to older women. Some bitter hags out there terrorizing happy pretty young women.
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@ControlledNeo Wait - why do you want women to be accountable when you were partaking in so much of it?.
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I’m still mad I’ve paid $100k in income taxes before 30. Like what’s the point in working so hard.
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Lord, Please give me a man like Donald Trump:. - 6'0+.- Cowboy personality.- Hilarious.- Hot.- Intelligent.- Charismatic.- Rich.- Brave .- Obsessed with his children.- Trolls terrorist leaders. a man so defiant he pumps his fist in the air after getting shot in the face >>>.
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It takes a toll on my mental health when an ugly man asks me out cuz he knows he's ugly so therefore I must be ugly too.
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It’s important to have strictly platonic very hot guy friends who are 6’+ with strong jawlines and <20% body fat. These men are protective and very nice to you. Because they have so much testosterone they run to your rescue whenever you need it. Your hot guy friends become the.
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If you study computer science in college as a girl just know that you will never have a crush ever again for the rest of your life.
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Going 50/50 with a man puts a woman in apocalypse survival mode subconsciously.
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Most to least important priorities ranked:.1. Being Skinny.2. Pilates.3. Hair.4. My skincare business .5. Maintaining my 80 IQ.6. Cute outfits.7. Being a software engineer.
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Curious about how much I made with 35M impressions in the last week? A WHOPPING $72.18
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So I saw a hot guy flirt with a pretty woman at Pilates. It was cute to watch. The pretty girl DEF liked him. Only do this if ur hot enuf for a Pilates girl.
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A man asking you for body count on the first date 🚩🚩🚩. But lying is wrong. It has always been wrong. If you lie, you are building a relationship based off of lies. There’s already dishonesty - it’s similar to cheating.
If a guy asks you about your body count, always say 2 ( the first guy and your ex- no one else matters). If he asked when was the last time you had sex, say a year ago that you’re currently celibate. If he asked you the craziest thing you’ve done, say kiss a guy in public.
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This is nasty.
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I think what it is, is that these men don’t wake up next to women everyday.
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@ogug8 They’re not genuinely nice. They get entitled quickly and get upset if you don’t cater to their emotions.
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If you’re a woman you can elevate your attractiveness by 3 points if you’re happy.
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Younger men is the answer to today's dating problems. By the time a man hits 30. He's more than likely jaded. The same thing men complain about online about "post wall" women. Younger men give you the type of focus you've dreamed of since you were a child. A younger man CHOSE.
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Lmao Trump winning means the number of abortions will decrease because whor** are so mad they’re vowing they won’t engage in casual sex . Nature is healing.
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"The Wall is 30" . No. You're poor. Cuz everyone you surrounded yourself with just ate Doritos and McDonald's and chugs 600 calorie starbucks drinks for years cuz it's a poor people hobby.
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Sincerely confused. Why is everyone upset?. She told a story. She is making a good point. She posted a selfie.
I walk past an old couple and the man breaks his neck to stare at me and the woman looks at him and I can't help but despise my youth being the only thing that keeps me from being her
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Look at this. This dude called me mid and when I didn’t want to be on his space anymore this is what he texts me. being a woman on Twitter is not for the faint of heart . And he’s supposed to be a Christian conservative
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Men lie all the time. That's why women must not emotionally invest until the man's actions prove that he improves her life.
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@GovernorAnne This is my Roman Empire. This movie portrays actual, genuine love. They even contrast Forrest to her other lover who treats her according to how he deems her actions . Forrest just lets her be and loves her for who she is - not what she does. A true love story imo . Imagine If.
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In my experience, these beautifully shaped women are SO NICE, health conscious, and competent! JUST DONT BE WEIRD or you'll make them mad. But lots of high quality women.
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Seeing a woman who "made it" in her "field" speak about the dangers of p**n is a good thing. More often than not, a po** star will entice younger naive women to follow suit because of the lavish lifestyle you can achieve in a short amount of time. Young women with no good.
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What’s the point of a bf if he can’t lift you?.
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The average 33 year old is fat and burdened by what has been.
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The man can’t figure out how to make $130K lol . I have. Why can’t you?.
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And this is why sex outside of relationships for women is a bad thing. You think he likes you? Than why hasn't he committed to you?. Men pretend.
Men also have a friendzone, it's called the sex-only zone. The difference is, you'll never know if you're in it or not.
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- 2 meals a day.- cutting out processed foods.- cutting out snacking.- Pilates 3-5 times a week.- daily walks .- OCCASIONAL fasting.- coffee. Will NOT cause infertility 💀💀💀.
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The dating pool is so small cuz everyone is fat. The fats took themselves out of the dating pool so it’s more like a dating jacuzzi.
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Beta men are just as toxic as mean girls. Beta men latch on to nice women and drain the life out of them. They use these women as free therapists because their entire personality is "you should feel sorry for me because I'm hurt." . They are unsaveable after 30. If he's over 30.
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Why are wh**** offended by being called wh****? That’s what they are.
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@CaudilloNuclear its actually an insult to a man when someone would rather die alone than be with them. why do you cry for DEI in dating.
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@Valedelgato There’s a reason why men call insta models “9s” or “10s” and most ppl irl men would rate as 6. Even VS models have fillers.
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@MillerStream You know. If you’re out here tearing women down you are a feminine man. Your father would be ashamed if you had one. Go find God. All the success in the world and you’re still an insecure weasel.
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This is LA. Los Angeles is real life Gotham. I already said this but I was literally stabbed in broad daylight in downtown LA by a homeless crackhead. And then 911 left me on hold 💀💀💀.
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Twitter as a dating app is perfect because the algo selects for people with the same values except those people might be in like Europe or something and you're in LA.
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It actually makes sense be attracted to Luigi because of his stats:. - Fit.- Good looking.- 2 Ivy League Degrees in Computer Science.- Hangs out with Asians.- Avid Reader (295 books read).- Disagreeable .- 130+IQ.- Engineer (Promoted 3x).- Violent Capabilities.- Old Money.
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My straight male mutuals PLEASE REPLY. I'm trying to win an argument in my mind. Is the woman in question objectively beautiful?.
She’s neither “beautiful” nor a “person”.
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Honestly if a man asks u that early on LEAVE immediately. It’s NPC behavior. He’s a total moron.
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@feral__mama I love this! This is more common than ppl think and the kids turn out amazing just like any other kid! I have a theory that they’re actually smarter 🤣🤣🤣.
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@ControlledNeo Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Galations 6:7 KJV.
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