j.c. röper
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Saltine. Canucks. F1, WEC, & IndyCar. he/him/it/its. existing on unceded territory. known cryptid.
the abyss stared first
Joined May 2014
Well at least we didn’t cover it up for a decade.
I stand corrected: Vancouver had SEVEN players on the ice prior to scoring their fourth goal. The officials missed it. Chicago's bench was irate. #Blackhawks
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@extinctdaemon This is my favourite new variation on the “when Hugh Hefner died it broke the magic ritual protecting all the Hollywood rapists” joke.
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@tara_chara Would “finishes maturing” be a more accurate way to describe it or is it all just junk science?.
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@SadSonya4 @airbagged Imagine being a white supremacist without being white. Like bro they gunna come for you no matter how hard you dick ride.
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@esjesjesj @airbagged At the rally having the time of my life with 999,999 friends. They’re all just out of frame, laughing too
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@BrandyLJensen It’s always the dude in couples I’ve seen so I had assume toxic masculinity tbh.
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Draft day seems like a good day to remember the Chicago Blackhawks got a more lenient punishment for covering up a sexual abuse scandal for a decade than the Coyotes got for interviewing a draft prospect they shouldn’t have.
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The funniest part of the Tony DeAngelo thing is all the self proclaimed “hockey bros” acting like he can’t play in the NHL because of his politics, as if there’s a single GM in the league that would care about that if he was actually good at defending.
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@itsyabo1ddmf @Osinttechnical Fellas is it a direct personal safety risk to repost publicly available information.
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@viagrafall Really at the end of the day parents are just dumbass kids that grew up haha usually they mean best but that doesn’t mean they always know how to do best if you know what I’m saying.
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wrong .
No one ever says "this is a tiktok from two years ago you have to see" . Disposable content. Created in 24 hours to be consumed in 24 hours and never seen again.
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@RightWingCope Matt Walsh very desperately does not want to children to learn about consent for uhh reasons.
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@nearlycarla @redgarwallace @csd @AOC @HouseGOP @GOP We know they’re totally fine because children have only died there through NEGLECT not EXECUTIONS.
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@tyler02020202 Yeah I can’t believe she mentioned something she had to give up in her song about all the things she had to give up.
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@SheRatesDogs For some reason I read this as sarcastic and am very pleasantly surprised he’s literally quaking lol.
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A lot of people don’t know this but “pushing poppies” is an old Toronto euphemism for “saying racist shit”.
WARMINGTON: Five years after being fired for pushing poppies, Don Cherry is still pushing poppies
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Hearing reports that Elias Pettersson is retiring from the NHL to become a lighthouse keeper in northeastern Sweden.
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@CraftyViews @badgalqq @Jongotthejuic3 Dude you’re talking about kids. Kids are dumb as hell. Some of them never stop being dumb as hell. Case in point: all these tweets you just posted.
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‘Silovs in Latvian is correctly pronounced almost exactly as “she loves” in English, so Latvian fans simply sang “Silovs you, yeah, yeah yeah.”’.#Canucks.
Canucks fans, Latvian fans have a suggestion for how to cheer for Arturs Silovs in Game 1 at the Rog. About how we love underdogs and taking a cue from the Beatles:.
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@nathanalberson @bookkeepPLUS So you don’t eat shellfish or wear clothes made of two different materials? Or do you only go by the Bible verses that let you hit children?.
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@kendraaaleighh “They don’t do any harm if you use them correctly” .-Man describing tool designed exclusively to kill things.
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@avatarrant He ordered AirPods but they got the element wrong (groups of whales being water pods).
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@PhilJamesson Tired: plan improved by random complication. Wired: plan’s success secretly revolves around random complication entirely, to the point the plan would fail without it.
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@YesYoureRacist @scrowder *VIOLENTLY carrying an illegally-obtained AR-15 across state lines and violating curfew so you can shoot protesters!.
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Polygons, famously, have never existed in natural systems
it’s totally normal for there to be a perfect hexagon at saturn’s pole and you definitely don’t need to worry about it
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@RobotPolisher Bro they figured out the planet was a sphere thousands of years ago with some fuckin sticks and walking lmfao.
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Did literally everyone on Sportsnet+ just get kicked off the stream for “leaving” Canada?? Lmfao.
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Austin Matthews looks like he won the Christmas bonus for selling the most satellite radio subscriptions at the pre-owned Hyundai dealership I will not elaborate
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@airbagged Turns out cleaning out all the black mold maybe does help your brain work more better.
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@cavan_tom @MikeDrucker @frankieboyle 70% of carbon emissions come from 100 companies but yeah the kids better do something!!!.
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If ur going boil something alive to eat it has every right to try and get ur ass sorry I don’t make the rules.
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Bro they can’t start a single fucking game in Nashville at 7 or 730 on a Friday? Such bullshit, god forbid people on the west coast who actually have to work til 5 or 530 can watch their team in the playoffs.
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It's hard to avoid noticing that Rick Tocchet's proposed #Canucks motto, "Embrace the hard," sounds a little bit like innuendo. So, here are 13 alternative slogans that the Canucks could try instead.
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Shout out to reddit user fish-rides-bike for providing empirical evidence that Garland is not in fact an elf, but is actually the literal embodiment of Johnny Canuck, and I say we embrace that fact wholeheartedly (he'd prolly like the nickname more lol).#Canucks
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@JohnMoralesNBC6 @MichaelEMann @AngieNBC6 @SteveMacNBC6 @nbc6 It’s almost like anthropogenic climate change is having a dramatic and irrevocable impact on our planet 😐.
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@SpaghettiJesus @SadSonya4 @airbagged I think it starts with misogyny but I don’t know how much logic there truly is to it.
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@airbagged That would be actually crazy and awesome if he had a legit change of heart and acted on it from here on out. But alas i am far too cynical to believe it until i see it 😅.
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@TravelThruLight @wavy11x @mddlechld I agree with the depression part, but in my experience those 15 hour depression comas are the opposite of “the best sleep of my life” haha.
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There are many things to hate about cops pushing ppl out of encampments without them having a proper place to go, but my god the “they were causing environmental damage” part is so fucking disingenuous for Christ sake your province does more environmental damage than any other.
Police say it is one of most elaborate encampments they have ever seen, with a mini-power grid, including solar panels, and multiple home appliances. The encampment was discovered last week by the City of Edmonton and Edmonton Police Service joint response encampment team. It
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@RespectElves “Pointing kids toward therapeutic resources is the same as trying to sleep with them, actually” .Truly you could have been a boxer with the length of your reach.
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@zooeraina @brriiduarte @olivia_burrris This argument isn’t a good one when you consider it takes less hours of training to become a cop than it does to become a hairdresser.
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@MarcScottEmery Stick to weed and trying to groom teenager girls Marc, your areas of expertise
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Bro if Edmonton does the first SCF reverse sweep in NHL history after being so mismanaged they sucked up enough generational talent it broke the draft system and ruined it for the rest of the NHL, the hockey gods are dead and we are in hockey hell.
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This is an unpopular opinion round these parts but Myers has been great.
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Hey Tim why don't you ref games anymore? Remind me!.
@eddielack You are drunk. They’re doing a great job. Quit blaming the refs. Good teams don’t blame the refs!.
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I thought Ken Sim wanted public summer spaces to be more fun 🙃 .Shotgunning beers on stage? Yes!.Watching the sunset on the beach? NO!.
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@eddyburback "This is all we had left!!" lol Don't worry bud you've still got your puritanical sexual repression and deeply embedded misogyny!.
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Fuck the Battle of Alberta I’m here for the Battle of the Bathsalts.
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Follow me for more talking shit about the Blackhawks and Canucks shitposts.
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