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I might sound crazy but hear me out.. I’m tired of having a phone 😭
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People never stopped getting covid.
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The friends don’t be wanting y’all.
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Y’all really new to being adults because February has always been the worst of winter lol
It’s too close to March for winter to start wintering honestly.
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You really gotta do everything by force to feel better
I really need to get back in the gym but I’m tired. And I’m tired because I’m not going to the gym. Lmaooooooooo
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Y’all are obsessed with romantic partnership bc you have no community
If someone is single, there is literally a reason why. The red flags are literally always right there, lmfao.
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There’s just too much. Too much access to people’s thoughts, too much access to me. Too many notifications/alerts. I don’t even want a flip phone. This is not okay.
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You can also not forgive someone and never speak to them again.
You can forgive someone and never speak to them again. Idk why ppl think we always need to be cool after you forgive someone.
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Okkkkk Burna Gworl
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Performative Blackness gotta stop. Bc why would I be bussin down a 10 piece during talking time?
I’m a black therapist — of course you can wear a bonnet and eat your ten piece lemon pepper hot wings fried hard with extra sauce in our session. ✨
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Shaming people into working out does not encourage them having a healthy relationship w exercise. Wish y’all would shut up.
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Women have no idea what it takes to get a maintain a hairstyle. Okay.
Women have no idea what it takes to get and maintain waves it's really crazy
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Maybe ya shit wasn’t yankin mamas
I fucked some of yall niggas and it don’t give what y’all be tweeting
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What’s the Male equivalent of the messy hair doll?
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“Everybody’s sick. Idk what’s going on. Something’s going around”
It’s COVID. The same covid we’ve been discussing for going on 5 years.
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Cameras work so that people can be accused of antisemitism but not when women are reporting sexual harassment/violence. Cool.
Group wanted for putting up 'Free Palestine' posters on Brooklyn subway, causing $10K in damage
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I’m glad she found something to smile about
The only celebrity child that seems to be growing at normal pace 🥺🤍
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Covid has been spreading and mutating so crazily that tests cannot detect it a lot of the time, even PCR testing. That and the government not taking responsibility for testing has lead to them not rely on testing data. CDC has been tracking Covid infections through wastewater.
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@abigvle
That is not a risk of the sport. That’s an illegal hit. His coach wasn’t training him properly.
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Pretending darker women are obsessed with and hating on lighter women is a sickness I want our people free from lmao
Girl yo crunchy ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ppl make me so mad, girl they’re not even thinking bout you. Fix yo face pls. 😭
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Calling Kelis an evil bitch for speaking up about others profiting off her work when she wasn’t seeing anything from it is a lot of things
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You’re from Maine
I feel like us millennials born between 94-97 were robbed of basement parties lol
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It directly translates to “if we spent the night together, waking up to this would be pleasant”
why do men say you look pretty on facetime when you look like you got beat up
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So you knew she was low on chances and you used one for what??
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If you don’t got bitches at 300k a year, the problem is not the bitches
Good friend is late 30's. In shape, makes over $300k/year, has a condo overlooking a great downtown.
He gets consistently ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that "this isn't working."
Modern women are broken.
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Rocky was gonna be there with or without Rihanna. Y’all don’t pay attention to his career or what he’s been doing and just wanna hate him for likes.
rihanna becoming that friend that won't leave her man at home like girl i invited you and you alone omg
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Sexual harassment is not an honor bestowed upon the most attractive of women. It’s just a crime.
Suki is not cute enough for them niggas to be acting like that
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You go to a party outside of New York and have the worst time 😭
New York is really MADD Caribbean and you don't realize it til you leave lmaoo
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I don’t care what other people mean by it lol. Handing them likes out either way.
Tbh I didn’t know story liking was strictly for flirting cuz like I’ll like a story just because I like the song you used or if you’re wearing my dream shoe that’s my bad sorry
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Yo people cook and people eat. It’s not worth 3 question marks.
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They know their worth
Men really are more into you when you treat them like shit, what’s the science behind that
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100k kisses too, actually.
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I’m sorry. Nara Smith is hilarious. What do you mean your sister ran out of bubble gum so you just decided to make some for her? 😭
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I juiced beets (my pale ass needs iron), apple, and ginger and put it in an ice cube tray to use for tea in the mornings.
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I know we all hate working but you really gotta get a job worth having to be able to enjoy your life. It has to pay enough and have good benefits.
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Have you met people that aren’t from here? There be a little strange.
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The fact that homeless people exist is infuriating. Put them in a fucking apartment!
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Awwww(press upload on Apple Music the next time she let you watch coco melon)wwwwwwwww
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@firstnamedollar
Well I didn’t say that so you don’t understand where I’m coming from lovely talk.
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We don’t slander women that make their hair their personality enough
He is not with little ponytail anymoreee , he is withhh HEAD FULL OF HAIRRRR 😭
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Treating the person you fucking like a human really don’t take no skin off your back. Going out your way to not do basic things you would do for a friend sounds very nutty to me. I see why people have such a horrible time dating.
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Because you heard “it’s time to show out” when it was time to be consistent.
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@kashmentality
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That would sound like anything if a 3 y.o could manipulate you. I get it.
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Can we let go of palance? And swag surf? Same song, different fonts. Equally annoying.
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You just said you hate Black bitches?
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It’s popular because men are purposely incompetent so often to the point where they don’t even know they’re doing it. This is a chronically online take.
Male Instacart shopper discourse is popular because it’s the only socially acceptable way for the bourgeoisie to shit on low-paid service workers
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Why is your 6 year old chronically online
This ‘big back’ business is fatphobia. My 6 year old coming home and asking if she has ‘the biggest back’ because she wanted extra crackers at snack time is NOT cute or funny.
Time to wrap it up.
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Somebody else cleaning. We getting cum on the curtains!
Hotel sex be super fire you could do the same moves in the crib but something about that hotel that turns it up
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People say this to make themselves feel better about having children before they were ready.
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@LifeWithJRDN
@chieflegit
They’ve mostly been forgiving people’s loans that should’ve been forgiven
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People tell me I’m good with kids and as a result, I should have some.
No, I’m good with kids because I can stop at any point lmfaooooooooooo
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Y’all don’t even know how layaway work
The greatest trick ever pulled was layaway rebranding itself as Afterpay
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Idk it sound like you scared of the dark
Fuck is y’all vampires!? Sleeping in a pitch black room from jump is crazy. My tv gonna turn itself off after a while but outright darkness is madness
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We not bouta act like 15 year old Aaliyah releasing Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number Produced by R Kelly is something that can be separated from him sexually violating that same 15 y.o.
You lack critical thinking skills and trying to pretend we’re the ones that have a problem.
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Sounds like you found out bc you were bothering her
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Headlights dead don’t gotta be that bright. People have astigmatism.
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An adult w braces got like 7k to spare
30 with braces is crazy y’all parents didn’t have insurance?
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Men stalk and kill women and you want us to laugh at this. Find another way to be funny.
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This how we spending Women’s History Month
Fellas: What is something you have never received from a woman that you would like to?
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Y’all were raised in barns smh
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How will clothes help me? Lmao.
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Imagine you so offended by being called sassy you live up to it 😭
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Your mother a loser 😭
My mother said the people that ask what u wearing be tryna out dress u 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Making men seem thirsty when your friends ask why he does things for you is strange. It’s okay to say “that’s just the relationship we have” and leave it at that. Having your friends out here tryna be the
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@Jani__Gee
I personally don’t like the bigger ring so I don’t see this as a flex 😭 they’re just engaged at the same time and happy about it
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Always funny to watch people pretend to be good people when you know otherwise.
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They got divorced in 2014. I can only imagine this is being reported now because of what’s going on in Israel.
Actor Taye Diggs ex wife says being an interracial couple played a huge role in their divorce. “I think his community was disappointed in him, he was on the cover of Essence & Ebony magazine as the sexiest man but married to a white Jewish woman.
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Why y’all like portraying yourselves the same way the sex workers do and looking down on them?
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