it’s not enough
@danselord
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I might sound crazy but hear me out. I’m tired of having a phone 😭.
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People never stopped getting covid.
So everybody is just getting COVID again?.
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The friends don’t be wanting y’all.
Women really be gatekeeping their friends.
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Y’all really new to being adults because February has always been the worst of winter lol.
It’s too close to March for winter to start wintering honestly.
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You really gotta do everything by force to feel better.
I really need to get back in the gym but I’m tired. And I’m tired because I’m not going to the gym. Lmaooooooooo.
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Y’all are obsessed with romantic partnership bc you have no community.
If someone is single, there is literally a reason why. The red flags are literally always right there, lmfao.
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There’s just too much. Too much access to people’s thoughts, too much access to me. Too many notifications/alerts. I don’t even want a flip phone. This is not okay.
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You can also not forgive someone and never speak to them again.
You can forgive someone and never speak to them again. Idk why ppl think we always need to be cool after you forgive someone.
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Okkkkk Burna Gworl.
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Performative Blackness gotta stop. Bc why would I be bussin down a 10 piece during talking time?.
I’m a black therapist — of course you can wear a bonnet and eat your ten piece lemon pepper hot wings fried hard with extra sauce in our session. ✨.
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Shaming people into working out does not encourage them having a healthy relationship w exercise. Wish y’all would shut up.
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Women have no idea what it takes to get a maintain a hairstyle. Okay.
Women have no idea what it takes to get and maintain waves it's really crazy.
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Maybe ya shit wasn’t yankin mamas.
I fucked some of yall niggas and it don’t give what y’all be tweeting.
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What’s the Male equivalent of the messy hair doll?.
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“Everybody’s sick. Idk what’s going on. Something’s going around”. It’s COVID. The same covid we’ve been discussing for going on 5 years.
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Cameras work so that people can be accused of antisemitism but not when women are reporting sexual harassment/violence. Cool.
Group wanted for putting up 'Free Palestine' posters on Brooklyn subway, causing $10K in damage
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I’m glad she found something to smile about.
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Covid has been spreading and mutating so crazily that tests cannot detect it a lot of the time, even PCR testing. That and the government not taking responsibility for testing has lead to them not rely on testing data. CDC has been tracking Covid infections through wastewater.
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@abigvle That is not a risk of the sport. That’s an illegal hit. His coach wasn’t training him properly.
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Pretending darker women are obsessed with and hating on lighter women is a sickness I want our people free from lmao.
Girl yo crunchy ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ppl make me so mad, girl they’re not even thinking bout you. Fix yo face pls. 😭
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Calling Kelis an evil bitch for speaking up about others profiting off her work when she wasn’t seeing anything from it is a lot of things.
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You’re from Maine.
I feel like us millennials born between 94-97 were robbed of basement parties lol.
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It’s time to admit that people that think this way are mental. Are you expecting every person that sees your story to say something? Social media gives us the opportunity to speak to far more people than in real life and everybody don’t wanna speak to you just because you posted.
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It directly translates to “if we spent the night together, waking up to this would be pleasant”.
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So you knew she was low on chances and you used one for what??.
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If you don’t got bitches at 300k a year, the problem is not the bitches.
Good friend is late 30's. In shape, makes over $300k/year, has a condo overlooking a great downtown. He gets consistently ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that "this isn't working.". Modern women are broken.
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Rocky was gonna be there with or without Rihanna. Y’all don’t pay attention to his career or what he’s been doing and just wanna hate him for likes.
rihanna becoming that friend that won't leave her man at home like girl i invited you and you alone omg.
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Sexual harassment is not an honor bestowed upon the most attractive of women. It’s just a crime.
Suki is not cute enough for them niggas to be acting like that.
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You go to a party outside of New York and have the worst time 😭.
New York is really MADD Caribbean and you don't realize it til you leave lmaoo.
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There is no quality man lining up in an empty studio for a panel interview.
When that reality check gets cashed, it’s eye opening… quality men that you are actually attracted to, don’t desire the childish nasty attitude that those immature men you dealt with indulged in… tune up that personality… it isn’t cute, STINK.
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I don’t care what other people mean by it lol. Handing them likes out either way.
Tbh I didn’t know story liking was strictly for flirting cuz like I’ll like a story just because I like the song you used or if you’re wearing my dream shoe that’s my bad sorry.
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Yo people cook and people eat. It’s not worth 3 question marks.
Y’all cooking for situationships and flings???.
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They know their worth.
Men really are more into you when you treat them like shit, what’s the science behind that.
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100k kisses too, actually.
I need 100k and a kiss.
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If you tell me the lemonade got ginger in it. what I’m really expecting is for the ginger to have lemonade in it.
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I’m sorry. Nara Smith is hilarious. What do you mean your sister ran out of bubble gum so you just decided to make some for her? 😭.
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I juiced beets (my pale ass needs iron), apple, and ginger and put it in an ice cube tray to use for tea in the mornings.
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I know we all hate working but you really gotta get a job worth having to be able to enjoy your life. It has to pay enough and have good benefits.
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Have you met people that aren’t from here? There be a little strange.
What’s keeping you in NYC right now?.
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The fact that homeless people exist is infuriating. Put them in a fucking apartment!.
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@firstnamedollar Well I didn’t say that so you don’t understand where I’m coming from lovely talk.
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Awwww(press upload on Apple Music the next time she let you watch coco melon)wwwwwwwww.
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We don’t slander women that make their hair their personality enough.
He is not with little ponytail anymoreee , he is withhh HEAD FULL OF HAIRRRR 😭.
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Treating the person you fucking like a human really don’t take no skin off your back. Going out your way to not do basic things you would do for a friend sounds very nutty to me. I see why people have such a horrible time dating.
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Because you heard “it’s time to show out” when it was time to be consistent.
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@kashmentality @themultiplemom That would sound like anything if a 3 y.o could manipulate you. I get it.
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Can we let go of palance? And swag surf? Same song, different fonts. Equally annoying.
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You just said you hate Black bitches?.
Long hair Ice Spice > Afro Spice.
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It’s popular because men are purposely incompetent so often to the point where they don’t even know they’re doing it. This is a chronically online take.
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Why is your 6 year old chronically online.
This ‘big back’ business is fatphobia. My 6 year old coming home and asking if she has ‘the biggest back’ because she wanted extra crackers at snack time is NOT cute or funny. Time to wrap it up.
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We didn’t all watch our friends/family struggle to contact people in Grenada? lol.
Every single person in the Caribbean should be concerned for what’s happening or about to happen in Florida. That can very very easily be us the way in which the climate is worsening.
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Somebody else cleaning. We getting cum on the curtains!.
Hotel sex be super fire you could do the same moves in the crib but something about that hotel that turns it up.
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@LifeWithJRDN @chieflegit They’ve mostly been forgiving people’s loans that should’ve been forgiven.
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People say this to make themselves feel better about having children before they were ready.
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People tell me I’m good with kids and as a result, I should have some. No, I’m good with kids because I can stop at any point lmfaooooooooooo.
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Y’all don’t even know how layaway work.
The greatest trick ever pulled was layaway rebranding itself as Afterpay.
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Idk it sound like you scared of the dark.
Fuck is y’all vampires!? Sleeping in a pitch black room from jump is crazy. My tv gonna turn itself off after a while but outright darkness is madness.
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Schimanski.
WHO IS GIVING THESE MAILING LISTS MY NUMBER???!.
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We not bouta act like 15 year old Aaliyah releasing Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number Produced by R Kelly is something that can be separated from him sexually violating that same 15 y.o. You lack critical thinking skills and trying to pretend we’re the ones that have a problem.
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Sounds like you found out bc you were bothering her.
Women are so brutal when they’ve moved on. So very brutal.
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Headlights dead don’t gotta be that bright. People have astigmatism.
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An adult w braces got like 7k to spare.
30 with braces is crazy y’all parents didn’t have insurance?.
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Men stalk and kill women and you want us to laugh at this. Find another way to be funny.
My FINE ass coworker asked for a ride home last night & when she got out the car she asked me "How u know where I live?!". Man I peeled out so fast.
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This how we spending Women’s History Month.
Fellas: What is something you have never received from a woman that you would like to?.
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Good morning. Little booties do not matter. Eat your protein.
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How will clothes help me? Lmao.
Sleeping naked is wild, what If a war breaks out at 3am? 💀.
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Y’all were raised in barns smh.
sweetest taboo is a terrible song btw.
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Your mother a loser 😭.
My mother said the people that ask what u wearing be tryna out dress u 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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Imagine you so offended by being called sassy you live up to it 😭.
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