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hockey tweeter, 90s british techno enthusiast
she/her | winnipeg dweller✈️
Joined September 2019
imagine going to the game high af and then the fucking pirate zamboni pulls up
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remember when gritty threatened to kill the pittsburgh penguins within his first hour on the job
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trying to explain to my gen x parents why this score is so perfect
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me: “the patriots are up by 10”. my dad: “just like the old days. peter .would love it.”. we don’t know any peters, so i asked him… who tf is peter. he was referring to peter griffin.
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the edmonton oilers when they realized you get eliminated if you lose 4 playoff games
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he heard the news. .
Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
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“high sticking” my brother he swung that shit like a medieval battle axe.
Jacob Trouba has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for high sticking Trent Frederic
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“a little extra benadryl won’t hurt!”. the hat man in the corner of my room at 3:32am:.
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there’s 9 nhl games on right now and 9 of them are blacked out in my region. THIS is how we grow the game 🔥.
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imagine any other industry where you would come across a graphic like this. like imagine opening slack one day and seeing a photo of Cindy from HR with "FIRED" stamped in Arial Bold underneath
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also the term “road pus” needs to be outlawed from the english language.
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holy shit we found him. the arizona coyote.
Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
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why is there 7-14 business days between stanley cup finals games this year.
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hockey doesn’t start for weeks tf are the montreal canadiens doing here
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starting to think even the bikini bottom hockey team could beat the 2023 san jose sharks
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the funniest part about hockey is sometimes there isn't space for the backup goalie so they just have to sit on a folding chair in a dark hallway on the opposite side of the arena.
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i am tired of keeping my mouth shut on this topic. we need to bring back physical tickets for sporting events.
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marc andre fleury has his three stanley cups, so he’s just out there doing side quests now
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matthews: i'm the highest paid player in the league!. draisaitl: no, i'm the highest paid player in the league!. crosby: if you pay me any more or any less than 8.7 million dollars on the dot nobody is leaving this room alive.
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the nhl should introduce a new concept called the evil playoffs for 8 of the worst teams in the league, and the winner can get the evil stanley cup (3 empty soup cans shoddily taped together).
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i saw a post saying that nhl coaches should be in full gear, like mlb managers. this could never work because one bad shift by his team and rod brind’amour is out there taking face offs again.
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the last 31 years of nhl hockey:.
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“the anaheim ducks aren’t even real ducks” i bet you feel really silly right now
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deep in my heart i am always secretly hoping for this to happen again
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cheering for a good sports team is lame af tbh. you should be in a constant state of pain and misery when you watch sports.
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kristin i am begging you. please save us from ugly nhl merch.
Kristin Juszczyk gets licensing deal with NFL and will be able to legally use team logos in her clothing designs, per @Sportico 👏
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insanely rare sports team owner W.
New at @SBJ: @TBLightning owner Jeff Vinik is paying out about $20 million in bonuses to the organization's more than 300 employees following his sale of a majority stake in the club. Each full-time employee will receive $50,000-$66,000.
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goalies when their skate blades fall off.
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do you think they knew that 20-some years later this would become one of the greatest hockey meme photos of all time.
On this day in 2002, the @LAKings retired Wayne Gretzky's No. 99 in a pre-game ceremony #GoKingsGo #Hockey365
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"i'll just watch the last few minutes of the third" she said.
What was the craziest hockey game you've ever watched?.
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nhl schedule makers hard at work ensuring that the first official game of the season starts at exactly 3:30pm on a tuesday
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the nhl: “the game starts at 8:00pm sharp! mark your calendars!” . the nhl at around 8:19pm:
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wayne gretzky has ceased to exist. reduced to atoms.
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i admire the courage it took to post this.
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“oh wow, kodak black is at the florida panthers game that’s so cool—”
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remember when you traded marc andre fleury and he found out about it through twitter.
in the interest of positive vibes, show us your favorite VGK memory of all time 👇.
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you really do need to go back and watch hockey from season one like a TV show because there is so much lore to uncover.
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don’t make fun of kids for believing in santa. gary bettman still believes in the arizona coyotes.
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insanely rare Fanatics W.
The Red Wings asked the NHL and Fanatics to include their Octopus mascot on their Stadium Series uniform, @wyshynski revealed. The tiny purple tribute is on the sweater’s back hem.
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nhl gms making trades in the midst of the wildest stanley cup final we’ve seen in decades
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the edmonton oilers are like a 1997 toyota corolla that has 997,664 miles and refuses to die.
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i think santa had a little too much to drink last night wtf is this
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they gave bro a countdown to start packing.
Penguins goaltender Tristan Jarry will be placed on waivers today at 2:00 PM.
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holy shit it happened again
It’s brilliant. Let’s take a NHL team in the Stanley Cup Finals and play them against a NFL team. That’s one way to boost HRR.
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imagine being a new hockey fan, thinking you're finally getting the hang of the nhl, only to learn that there are two sebastian ahos who are completely different people.
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the goalie at the other end of the ice when a line brawl breaks out
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“you better not be the collapsed brand new state of the art buffalo sabres jumbotron when i get there”. the washington capitals:
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J.T. Compher (DET - L): Is expected to miss tonight's game agains the New Jersey Devils due to diarrhea. #LGRW.
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i turn 21 on tuesday and just found a cool stick on my walk today.
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the hockey guy singlehandedly carries this league on his shoulders and this is how gary repays him. truly despicable.
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