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Writing in the Los Angeles Review of Books, Tribune, Vulture, MEL, Bandcamp and elsewhere I suppose. Pods at @DeathSentencePC
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Do people think that PhD topics are like 'English: What are the top five books?'
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come to the meadow if u want an ass kicken
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FOUL TARNISHED, I HATH GRAFTED MYSELF TO A PICKLE! I AM PICKLE GODRICK!
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@ScribblerMcgee
@DigitalisHomo
You can't tell shareholders that you've already made eCommerce as good as it's going to get - you have to pretend that there's new possibilities for growth out there on the metaverse crypto blockchain. Think of how twitter introduces new features nobody wants every year.
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@Teslaconomics
@elonmusk
I don't care if firefighters can't break my Cybertruck's windows when it inevitably bursts into flames.
Why?
Because third degree burns will make me
#hustle
harder.
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You can't reply to a Joyce Carol Oates tweet with some Zoomer brainrot like 'dam she cooking with this one' because she'll probably quote tweet you with 'I assure you that the only thing I am cooking is a French Onion Soup'
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@njhochman
The left: the entire economy was revealed as a lie several times during my lifetime.
The right: too many black people in star war 😭😭😭😭
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When you replace all those dumb commies with their unrealistic ideas with hard-nosed money men who understand business:
Around 24 employees at ZA/UM (Disco Elysium) are at risk of redundancy.
The standalone expansion for Disco Elysium was cancelled.
The Sequel was cancelled in 2022 and a new Sci-Fi IP was paused in 2023.
They have still two games in development.
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@toddkramer1
Can you please change your pfp? As you are not thr current owner of this .jpg you should not be using it.
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lol I don't read difficult books like The Hobbit because I only have the spoons for YA and fics with my comfort characters. I am 49 years old and am currently engaged in a campaign to drive a published author to suicide because they said that a character I stan was a Scorpio.
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@JohnPompliano
Everybody who tweets stuff like this only reads books called 'Epsilon Mindset: Principles of Success Grind: The Stoic Billionaire'.
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BREAKING: Kier Starmer reacts to Dominic Cummings explosive testimony by making Labour's key policy to increase parking fines, which he says are 'a bit low'.
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@Breaking_4_News
Does the guy in the fortieth police car not think 'okay, what am I actually adding here'?
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@ScribblerMcgee
@DigitalisHomo
Because that's all the economy is now, just jangling some keys at some dumb babies so nobody notices how everything is getting worse.
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'ate the mutant (not racist just don't like them)
'ate the psyker
'ate the alien
Don't like it there's the wrath of the God Emperor
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@JonahFurman
Guys who earn $50,000 a year who won't be effected by this in any way but who have built an entire personality around not wanting anything good to happen to anyone:
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@janhopi
I think he has bigger things to worry about - his brother was made king of Atlantis despite being half surface-dweller.
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@RaxKingIsDead
Yeah, just take appropriate precautions to an ever-expanding list of potential threats that you have no ability to judge the veracity of!
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@mrexits
So crazy that artificial intelligence just reproduces the beliefs of a profoundly average white American male with limited to no knowledge of the humanities beyond reading books called 'The Genius Method: Wealth King Mindset: Instant Success-Win Lean Godhood'.
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@ScribblerMcgee
@DigitalisHomo
And none of those shareholders will ask the question: how many people aren't shopping at Wal-Mart because it isn't like the Lots of Guns scene from the Matrix? Who is not shopping at Wal-Mart currently who will see this and strap on their $500 Oculus to jack in to the cyber?
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Being even vaguely socially liberal today is like playing chess against somebody who keeps putting their pawns up their nose and somehow they're winning.
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@LucyXIV
I guarantee that whatever this woman's seven-figure company does doesn't contribute as much good to the world as a single post office.
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@yacobg42
This is a huge step up from 90's game advertising, which was like 'THIS GAME WILL LITERALLY MURDER A WOMAN' and the game is Banjo Kazooie.
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@Rich_Cooper
I often think the same about this image.
Batman surely has the scientific knowledge to impregnate Shrek with Sonic.
Truly chilling.
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@OwenJones84
Everyone telling Owen to tell this person's employer needs to realise that we do not live in a fair media ecosystem. It would immediately become 'Lefty Guardian Columnist Destroys Working Class Woman's Entire Life for Disagreeing With Radical Gender Ideology'.
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@YvetteHenson
@ellieredpath
This post has inspired me to cut back on luxuries like vaudeville shows and a colourful piece of ribbon for my wife at Christmas so that I can save the eight and sixpence it costs to buy a house in the Hovis advert you apparently live in.
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Starmer watching the French elections
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@Kotaku
Height 👏 is 👏 a 👏 choice
If you don't like your height, change it.
Embrace an abundance mindset instead of settling to be shorter than 6.8ft.
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The British public needs to know whether the Pasta Child talks in an Italian accent.
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Gender essentialism has grown adults asking if men have thought and feelings.
does male yearning exist? do guys wait for girls to reply? do they think of them often during the day?
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@keewa
'A classmate who was a state law enforcement agent' is just in there like that's a completely normal thing.
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@TheOnion
Some clammy 47-year-old who got the Funko pops in the divorce and who lost the only thing he could contribute to the world -the meager inheritance he could leave the children he never sees when his heart inevitably gives way- to an NFT Scam: I remember when The Onion was funny 🙄
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@ifyouseekdavy
Actually, not living in a world where everyone you go on a casual date with has to either marry you or send a message saying that you were unattractive, boring or stupid is (rolls the language of abuse weaponisation D20) gatekeeping.
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@Jasperlope
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@latimes
Meet one of the few mathematicians who believes that Pi is exactly 3.
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@HKesvani
Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity / making an ethnostate / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or time] instead / Do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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@jessefelder
The other way that you can tell that the NFT market is collapsing is that you can mention NFTs now without a dozen weird nerds turning up to tell you that ElonShibeMoonSafeCoin solves this problem.
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@ManchesterMill
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Hey guys, I've just got off the phone with Putin, and he said that if you take down this Ukranian statue of a German who lived in Manchester and co-created a philosophy that's the exact opposite of everything Putin believes then he's going to end the invasion immediately.
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@SilvermanJacob
There's a very good article here on how this kind of thing has the potential to radicalize a generation of lower-middle-class, downwardly mobile young men. I hate to say it, but we should probably start being nice to them, and hopefully offering solutions
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@kjy1066
@MalcmanIsHere
There's literally a part where a character is like 'hey, we've found a shoe in a rice paddy - can you come check that your 3 year old sister hasn't drowned?'
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@nkulw
Every time I think that something has happened that is so undeniably real that people can't interpret it through the lens of internet culture I am profoundly disappointed.
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@TheSaneWhitaker
@MSipher
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@DigitalisHomo
Yeah, that was probably the wrong term to use. I'm retroactively changing it to 'give the plausible illusion of growth during industrial civilization's managed decline.'
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@Liv_Agar
I love how the internet has produced people who are like 'Marx was a monarchist - true socialism is only possible in a Khanate, which is only achievable through georgism.'
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Pitching a Millenial sadgirl novel about a woman who drinks too much, isn't over her ex, still has trauma from the death of her father, and starts an inappropriate relationship with a younger man, but when it comes out it's actually just Evangelion from Misato's perspective.
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@_7albi
It's really satisfying that they've taken this element that seemed silly in the main game- the Living Jars- and leant into the horrific implications of them.
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@MaximeBernier
People are acting like the 'everyone's happy' part is a mistake, when it's actually the most important part. Conservatives don't want a society where everybody is happy - in fact, they work to prevent that from happening...
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@Molson_Hart
Ah great, another $200k nanny gets sucked into a jet engine. Why does this keep happening to us, a normal working class family?
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Most UK journalists: My mission is to tell truth to power, no matter which special interests it offends. I spend my day rewirting press releases and parroting government talking points.
Adrian Chiles: here are some cool thoughts that my fun brain gave me.
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Your coworkers when your boss says you can order something for lunch as a treat.
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@Layo_FH
Just bookmarking this so in 2029 when Nigel Farage is picking out curtains for Number 10 we can all look back at how Labour Right door-knockers thought that answering people's questions was unserious student politics. I'm surprised you didn't call her antisemitic.
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@jessefelder
Holy shit, this post has been up for eight hours without somebody trying to get me to log in to a google doc that will eat my credit card. Crypto truly is dead.
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@KatyMontgomerie
"Haha! They were so triggered in the second it took them to block me and forget that I exist!"
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@internethague
It's not like they've forgiven Bud Light since they walked back the whole 'everyone deserves human rights' thing, so there's no incentive to placate conservatives.
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@ReemAmirIbrahim
You could do this until the sun burns out and still wouldn't find a single funny conservative.
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@notCursedE
Wow, boasting about the free water you get while JK has to pay for hers. Real classy.
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This post is starting to attract the anime avatar 'Uh, actually some people can't read because they're blind, deaf and have no sense of touch, but go off' crowd.
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@SteveMills
@JaydenLibran
@LumaLabsAI
You ever feel even the slightest bit ashamed that you're trying to hawk this year's version of NFTs, everyone can see it's nothing, and when they come on here and tell you it sucks you reply 'that's what she said! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣'? There doesn't seem to be much dignity in this.
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@Joshmedia
@ori_living
Isn't it great that capitalism, objectively the best economic system, has designed the Murphy Bed but vastly more expensive and prone to failure? Anyway, enough posting, I need to get back to the job that barely keeps me above water!
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@KatyMontgomerie
I don't know how normal people can even start to have a conversation with the people who believe that children exist as their parents' property. What do you even say to somebody who believes that?
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@mcrumps
The plan: for Peter Theil to invest his money in the lamest art scene possible, the most famous of whom is a bit character in Succession, who are only known about because people are laughing at how they are convinced that they're the cool kids.
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@LBC
@TomSwarbrick1
So do they another six year old son who this exact thing happened to or was he so traumatised by being told to just let another kid have fun that his development stopped?
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@fireh9lly
@LordBalvin
@Theinsanesailor
The eternal 'why don't I have a girlfriend???' to driving women away from all the things men are interested in cycle.
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@meghaverma_art
Haha cool. You can just go in the computer and type anything and the computer has to post it on line.
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@mtruzmanp
@robdelaney
@elonmusk
You have sixty thousand followers and no good tweets. You're already playing on easy mode so what do you actually want to happen? You want to become a celebrity because you pay $8 a month?
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@Foxhound2931
@comicsexplained
Noooo they drink WINE, a drink you can only buy if you have a monocle, and they listen to 'fancy music', a real thing that can definitely be defined. Film critics live in mansions and aren't underpaid freelancers. How else can you explain why they didn't like one film?
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@evakhahar
@HormonalJew
Azelia Banks: Are you ready to die Noam Chomsky?
Noam Chomsky: ...ʸᵉˢ
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@Lord_Sugar
One of the most important things a British person can learn is that the establishment aren't just regular people with power and titles, they're actually significantly more stupid than the average person as a result of living in an environment where nobody challenges them.
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@MorganFailchild
@drmistercody
And the irony is that there were some very well executed laser battles in Dune.
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I am begging ADHD influences to run their Content past a nuerotypical person to check that it's not just describing existing.
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@EU_NO_MORE
Interesting little fact: despite having a population five times smaller than the US and a much warmer climate than Canada, there are still 20,000 deaths from hypothermia each year in Britain. Kind of seems like a policy choice to me.
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@ZullieTheWitch
Me and my friends could kill the Covetous Demon with hammers, I'll tell you that much.
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@allahliker
"You see, I fat-roll most of the time but when I'm in a fight I change into lighter armor."
-The man who will take us to Mars
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Elon Musk's hairplugs came from Lowtax's corpse and their personalities are merging like Liquid Snake and Revolver Ocelot at the end of Metal Gear Solid 4.
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The only thing missing from this very, very well researched article is the absolutely true crime-brained reaction from the press and public, who assumed the worst because that would be the most interesting.
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One of the editors of Compact Magazine believes that anti racism is a psyop to distract us from aliens and fairies.
The logs show Nina Power claiming "the social disapproval for 'racism' is a psyop to stop people realising that there *are* alien and fairy races", and that "black and white were alien races and very different".
Mr Miller replied, "yes you should not reveal this to most people".
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@IwriteOK
Put Christopher Walken or Willem Defoe in that role and it'd be one of the most terrifying films ever made.
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@Liv_Agar
If you simply ignore half of what he said and the implications of the other half then you too can be a guy who is superior to everyone but also their equal.
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I have a lot of LGBTQIA battle brothers, I'm just concerned about the safety of women in the Biologicum Vastum Facilitas Publicus and freedom to ask questions in the Schola Progenium without being declared Excommunicate Traitoris.
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