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Mini Painter, Podcast Editor, Writer @Goonhammer 🎨🖌️ ASoIaF superfan - He/him - DMs are open for commission inquiries!
Wien, Österreich
Joined March 2009
The Yncarne is done! I think Yvraine will be next for a glow-up appointment #warhammercommunity
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Yes, but remember that from childhood Michelangelo and Bernini did not have to do anything else but learn to make art, they did not have to labour, do housework, anything. if you want artists like this then you need to let them do nothing but art, and conservatives *hate* that.
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Moron twitter doesn't realises that PhD subjects are supposed to be hyper-niche and specific, you're not getting a PhD in "books".
Thrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.
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It's called Steroid Withdrawal man.
Reports from close associates of Andrew Tate that he has been diagnosed with lung cancer. He has also reportedly lost 10kg in weight. Here’s a comparison from before and after his arrest. He looks really unwell. They are fucking poisoning the dude. Fucking criminals.
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Is the context that he was standing outside a reproductive health clinic to harrass and intimidate the women seeking care inside? yes, yes it is.
Today, a man was criminally convicted for standing still, silently praying, in England. I've now had chance to read the decision in full. A short thread below. And before you get to the end, you can support Adam here:
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It runs like shit, it's full of bots that post pornography in your replies, all the advertisers have left, and there are more Nazis than ever.
Elon Musk fired 90% of Twitter without a single meaningful impact on product — and this is now barely discussed at all. I think about this often.
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You ever think about how Helium is finite, we won't ever get any more of it; it's essential for the operation of MRI machines, and we use it to fill party balloons.
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lol check out how the "scratch" doesn't extend across the X, because the X is in a black square on top of the background, a 12 year old would be embarrassed to post this on a web forum.
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. what else would you call it.
Learned today that Aussies call this a "chicken burger" and about had aneurysm
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Yes! Normalise getting an extra burger to just sit there on the side.
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Why would "goodbye" be the most popular greeting.
'Allahu Akbar' Replaces 'Cheerio, Mate!' As Most Popular UK Greeting
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Remind: Elon Musk inherited money from his father's apartheid emerald mine, that doesn't mean he's clever.
Elon Musk predicts human language will be obsolete in as few as five years
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The moment your son is 18 you will never see him again.
My daughter, about two years ago, was using a chest binder. We didn't know about it. She was using a male name at school, we didn't know about it. When she began cutting and hiding out in her room more, we were concerned. When we finally confronted her, she was on the edge of.
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That'll be the climate change you denied for 30-odd years Jeremy.
Just been for a walk round the farm and I’m a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are. Something is afoot.
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my favourite raw milk weirdos are the ones that insist it's totally fine as long as you boil it briefly before you drink it.
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100 people live in this neighbourhood in America, it has no amenities at all, the nearest supermarket is a 45 minute drive away
20,000 people live in this building in China. It has supermarkets, shops, hairdressers, pharmacies. The 15mn gulag in a single building.
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Bro my milk isn't being delivered via the Suez Canal.
You don’t get to complain about grocery prices and also support terrorists attacking supply lines.
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what if someone blew up your house, killed your wife, and then posted tiktoks where they go through her underwear drawer and call her a slut?.
Fucking done with this shit. If someone kidnapped my family I would lay waste to the world to get them back. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar.,.
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Hey where can I get these drugs that make you healthy.
The hostages have been drugged to look "healthy". What they did to the girls during 15 months is unimaginable, unhuman . while . released terrorists and murderers benefit from real beds, meals 3 times a day, recreation time and medical support.
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California's deadliest wildfire in history started when an uninspected 100 year old metal hook holding up a high voltage line wore out, dropped the cable, which sparked against the steel tower holding it up, 85 dead.
I read an article recently which claimed most of America's power infrastructure is big wires carrying lots of current stretched across growing forests, and inspecting them costs money that is not being spent, so in addition to the climate that's why i'd expect to see more of this.
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*sees a mock tudor building*, probably built in the mid 1800s omg this is medieval.
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The UK is a country with a deep and lingering sickness in its soul
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Yeah he's the deadest someone has ever been.
🇳🇴 BREAKING: Norway issues an international warrant for Rinson Jose, an Indian-born entrepreneur behind the Bulgarian-shell company that sold exploding Israeli pagers to Hezbollah. Rinson Jose is a founder of Norta Global Ltd, which was reportedly part of the pager supply
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Now I'm just a simple country boy, but isn't targeting hospitals, with gas, a war crime?.
Israeli occupation forces target the governmental hospital in Jenin with gas bombs.
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quick question: did the characters of Les Miserables like the monarchy.
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Maya, they treated your wound Maya, they treated your wound and it hurt
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Labour: We're going to aggressively raise taxes on billionaires. People who make £24,000 a year
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Treating semi-skimmed milk like it's some insane vegan leftie option is wild.
🏨 A smart hotel, but Nigel Farage says, “I just want some milk!”. What’s wrong with that?! 😂 Even the simplest things matter. Reform UK will keep it real! 🇬🇧💪. #ReformUK #Farage #MilkGate #SaveBritain
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Start up guys be like "Ok, so, assume infinite growth within a finite system-"
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in addition to this: don't go to Dubai, never ever go to Dubai.
If you are a Black teenage mother reading this, I strongly urge you to print out this story in its entirety and ensure your son or daughter reads it. This narrative highlights a significant issue of racially motivated punishment. It’s essential for Black children to understand.
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shedding a few minutes travel time and all for the low cost of £1,700,000,000 and the desecration of one of europe's most important neolithic sites.
BREAKING: The Stonehenge tunnel is going ahead. The Transport Secretary has granted a Development Consent Order (DCO) to construct it. A DCO previously issued for the project was quashed by the High Court in July 2021 amid concern about the environmental impact.
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"Water users" is a fucking incredible bit of weasel language. Is there anyone out there, pray, who does not use water?.
90% of the public want water nationalised. Privatisation has been an unmitigated disaster for our rivers, our pocketbooks, our infrastructure, and our health, but our chancellor of the exchequer is unwilling to criticise privatisation
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"Arts education is useless!"."Why can't artists sculpt marble like this anymore!".
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The man in the picture has prostate cancer and needs incontinence pads, you wouldn't know it from the fucking insane comments though
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People are yelling at me that helium is functionally infinite and they're right, we just have to invent nuclear fusion reactors, easy.
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do Muslims hate the house of Saud for building this hideous monstrosity right behind the Kaaba?
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going to the benefits office, something that has not actually existed for at least 20 years.
Brexit voting man in white, "I've seen people entering this country and going straight down to the benefits office." #BBCQT
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That guy came out of nowhere, punched Richard Spencer, and disappeared into the ether, never to be heard from again, an icon.
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One of my favourite pieces of deranged trivia is that Emmanuel Macron's step-daughter was in the same class as him at school.
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Many people are saying they've never related more to a politician than seeing Bernie's chair covered in clothes and junk, and folks, I agree.
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Like, your child is pretending to go along with what you want in order to appease you, because you're clearly a controlling psychopath, but once they're gone they'll be gone.
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Greta Thunberg's blue octopus toy = evidence of her bone-deep antisemitism.Elon Musk throwing out a Hitlergruß = well, he says he's autistic, so.
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"the problem is not landlords, it's that we need to build more houses".Ok and what happens when the landlords use their existing properties as collateral to get really cheap mortgages to buy those houses to let out.
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I laughed out loud when I got to this part
‘Many people would throw a tantrum at this point’: An Israeli and a Palestinian discuss 7 October, Gaza – and the future
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"Uhhh it's because it's woke garbage, that's why we're tearing her to pieces on the proudest day of her career, because of WOKE".
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They tried journalists at Nuremberg, just putting that out there.
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I'm reliably told that a £2 bag of porridge oats will feed a family for a week.
‘I’m earning £100,000 a year, but I feel poorer than ever’
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This is genuinely one of the worst policies I've ever read, even the Tories wouldn't go this far
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Could any Americans please explain to me why they find the idea of baked beans on a piece of toast so repulsive?.
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Again, it's alleged that 12 people out of the 30,000 who work for the agency were involved. They're going to starve people because of this as petty revenge for the ICJ case.
BREAKING: The UK will temporarily pause funding to the UN's relief agency in Gaza over claims members were involved in Hamas' attack on Israel. Full story ⬇️.
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This should have been a national scandal, rather than a one-day thing.
Video has emerged of soldiers on a shooting range in Kabul firing at a target of Jeremy Corbyn. MOD confirms it as legit:
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"Wow you're just making everyone hate you and your cause" - someone who already hated you and your cause.
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"Andrew Tate was not on steroids, you know nothing about fitness!" yeah for sure man, for sure.
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They washed her wound with steriliser, and gave her a painkiller (ketamine). that's torture, is it?.???. Thank goodness the world doesn't know what israel does to its "detainees".
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We talked with a doctor and some random young right-wing journalist from down the road about the safety of the Morning After Pill, you won't believe what they thought.
Should the Morning After Pill be available on general sale?. Here's both sides of the argument with NHS doctor @SoniaAdesara and freelance journalist @llggeorgia. #KayBurley FC
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No guys I'm absolutely sure that Greta Thunberg is sending secret antisemitic coded messages by her sensory octopus toy, for sure.
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In "the west" we've so successfully alienated ourselves from the reality of what meat eating involves that the merest reminder sends us into fits of revulsion. If you eat meat, you just outsource this part to someone else.
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Weird how this is the one recent protest that the cops forgot to bring their armour to.
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Landlord discovers that investment contains an element of risk, doesn't like it
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Brian Herbert: What if the Thinking Machines that enslaved people were actually big killer robots.Frank Herbert's Ghost: I am so disappointed in you.
Thinking machines from HBO's DUNE: Prophecy series.
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her general behaviour and deameanour is always so weird and off-putting, is she drunk?.
Thangam Debbonaire says that representing Bristol has been an “incredible honour”
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because getting 1000 wood, 1000 stone, and 1000 gold is a pain in the arse.
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Columnists will go "he tried to pile-on me! A fragile woman!" and all their industry pals will coo "oh sweetheart oh darling I'm so sorry he did that to you" and you look into it and it's because they said that the Nazis didn't kill gay people on purpose.
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Weird how many Lone Wolves there are and how they all seem to occupy the same white nationalist spaces online.
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The left-wing fracture on assisted dying is, if nothing else, really interesting?.
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I dunno man this seems like a deeply personal insight into the intensely bleak life of the author
The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons
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The castor oil guy is referencing Mussolini's torture of socialists by force-feeding them large quantities of castor oil laxatives, he may as well be making a joke about helicopters.
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This is true actually, I cannot comprehend something so bleak.
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Trans children will be forced to go through excruciating puberties that will change their bodies forever into shapes they find horrifying and incompatible. All to appease a bunch of silver-haired one-foot-in-the-grave shits who have no real problems, and so have to invent one.
🚨 BREAKING: Labour pledges to implement the recommendations of the "Cass Review" into trans healthcare. The recommendations include barring under-25s from using gender clinics. Wes Streeting said Labour will "work to implement the expert recommendations of the Cass Review".
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This tweet in particular has been seared into my brain for 7 years almost, one of the most hateful, sneering tweets I've ever seen, repulsive
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