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I am willing to give you a heads up on the Enochic literature and the noblest of German hops

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@PortlyNord
Riskij Flâneur
3 months
Learned today that Aussies call this a "chicken burger" and about had aneurysm
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For all the degenerates saying "it's on a burger bun so it's a burger"
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@kisstheblade_ This hurts me remembering how autistically I ruined every possible relationship opportunity I had before I was like 28
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This abomination is a chicken burger. If the meat is ground/processed it's a burger
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@M_Julius13 Love the idea that it doesn't matter what's on the inside, it's just the outside that counts. Deep cultural value
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Wife passed out on the street in front of the house. Prayers plz
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Columbus' Greek community. 100% Orthodox and 100% Midwestern.
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Xing, PhD
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@EzoFuzz Y'all got soft buns in Deutschland? Thought y'all just made them lil rocks that killed Goliath
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2 years
Prayers for my wife please. At the emergency room. Chest pains and arm numbness
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This is my new favorite icon trope. Just 3 astrologists wearing crowns to bed in their very small bed being visited by angels
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. The Angel wakes the Magi, urging them to follow the star 12th century carving Cathedral of Saint-Lazare, Autun, Burgundy  .
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@Ljiljana1972 This is a chicken sandwich. A chicken burger would be ground chicken patty on this type of bun
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@bilbosfootcomb Lets see if he can double down just one more time
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Yeah I'm a master of Lenten asceticism
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TIL every loaf of bread comes with exactly one burger
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How far do you freaks wanna push this?
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@BONGZtheGEMINI The burger refers to the meat, so if you put a ground beef patty on a plate alone it's still hamburger. Salisbury steak is a burger
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Calvinism is just another lazy movement that attempts to push a western European weirdo in front of the ascetic fathers from Asia-minor, the Middle East and Africa. Pure colonialism.
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@kisstheblade_ Naw it was meant to be. Happily married now and definitely Not weird ™️
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This is probably fine
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Every individual yeast involved in brewing is a saint or angel
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the worst thing I've ever done
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The "smoking is a sin" Orthobros are out again
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The reason I champion the Greek/Mediterranean spirit isn't because I'm some fanboy. The med attitude toward life and religion is a panacea for the American tendency toward pathological rigorism and puritanism.
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@NoahPasternak @CursedBoomers I suspected since the beginning the people angry about wearing a mask had for the first time smelled their own terrible breath
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Holy Glorious Prophet Elias pray for us!
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@james_e_b_ Vax is like a religious purity thing out here now. This reaction is like having anxiety about your child's salvation before it can be baptized
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@steelydante
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Don't like that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. that's too late for them to be inventing new types of bread.
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Guys will see yonder star and think hell yeah
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My toddler watching me make regular chicken nuggets when he specifically requested the dino shaped nuggets
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Remember guys, an eclipse is just the sinister aerial archons attempting to overthrow God most High
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@2e0rtb both the hamburger and this kind of chicken sandwich were inventing in America
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@Bibllustrated All our fates were actually directly dependent on her explicit consent, thank God
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@uvband_au They don't call it that in Kentucky, dawg. They're just translating it for you as courtesy
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The state of the Church in the USA is possibly Orthodoxy's worst scandal. It's lead to this kind of "shopping around" where people seek bias reinforcement over repentance.
@OrthoComa14
OrthoComa☦️
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I've been attending a GOARCH church for the past several months as an inquirer. The more I read about Elpidophoros, the more I want find an OCA parish for catechism. Imagine a conservative inquirer like myself new to EO and this guy is their reason for not joining the church.
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@ScientificGems @Ljiljana1972 What do they make burger buns from down there? Up here they're made from bread
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Most of you haven't drunkenly stumbled through the streets whilst singing with your best mates and it shows
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The youngest Hanson brother is now an Orthodox deacon
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If you do an image search using for "WRONG" this is what you get
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@MeruSensei @TSM_Leffen He’s got principles, yo. You trying to get him to abandon his ninja way?
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College-aged me on Mt Sinai almost 20 years ago
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People who are *really* deep into Orthodox ecclesiastical politics are total freaks man
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Bout to get my driver's license renewed in the real fit. Wife gonn be mad as hell.
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My priest when I come to confession with the weak sauce: "Metanoia? More like metanoying, your forgiven get outta here"
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Saw an Orthobro on here bravely stand up against his peers and argue that former "party girls" can actually be suitable spouses. Read less of the writings of St Geranium the House Plant and more Gospel please
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There is a place for radical austerity in Orthodoxy. It's in the monastery under the loving care of a spiritual father. Man is called to chaste and ardent eros. The object of that eros varies in fascinating wild ways from person to person. Dont be the guy in the comic
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Nektarios
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Orthodox people who say things like “have fun” “enjoy life” and then promote such activities as going to sports bars, playing video games, watching movies as if they are just harmless pastimes don’t have an orthodox spirit. They have worldly spirit. Sifi is one of these people.
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She is ok, will update when I can. Thank u
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@BONGZtheGEMINI The burger refers to the meat, so if you put a ground beef patty on a plate alone it's still hamburger. Salisbury steak is a burger
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Prayers for my son. He has entered and exceptionally picky eating stage, and if he refuses one more meal my wife makes she will definitely sell him to the circus 🙏🙏
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@Aderaido If the chicken is ground and in a patty, then this can be a chicken burger (can't tell from the pic)
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The Last of Us but the fungal pandemic is caused by a shitty craft brewer trying to make a wild yeast lambic
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It's nonsense to speak of the 'pre-existent Word' when the beginning of reality was Jesus Christ crucified
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@MrCynical3 Careful with the Eastern European women! They are fire and will burn you up if handled without proper care. They're also beautiful, never dull, and can be the adventure of a lifetime. Good luck!
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Fr John has done more for Orthodoxy than you could possibly imagine. He's done more for Christendom than you can fathom. You need to apologize @KalebOfAtlanta
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The author of this meme should probably take a cold shower for about 72 hours
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☦️ Maximus the Enforcer☦️
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based on a joke heard at the Diocesan Assembly lol
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I know I say this every year, but the first time I went to Pascha and listened to St John's homily I kept expecting him to condemn people who came to the table late. He doesn't, he welcomes everyone. This blows my mind every year
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When God looks at the Mother of God he sees God entering into an infinite recursion that destroys the universe
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CryptoChad the Baptist
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When God looks at a woman, he sees her father or her husband.
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Lord give me the cognitive retention skills of a 3 year old learning new dinosaur names
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QRT and describe your political philosophy in one image
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QRT and describe your political philosophy in a single image
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@PenitentYoung
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The prayer of the worst monk has 100x the power of the prayer of a non-monastic, even though he be righteous.
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Just read Dostoevsky and stop being cringe. You got this
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@FinchOWar The saints don't die, finch. They merely fall asleep in the Lord. Santa's continued intrusion into temporality since his repose is his resurrected person acting from the eschaton outside of our concept of time
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@ScientificGems @Ljiljana1972 All Wikipedia says here is that English Commonwealth people have a bad definition of burger
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Shirt concept
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It hurts, ngl cc: @henryjwallis
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Yesterday my son hurt his knee and my wife's grandmother had a poor health flair up, so our Pascha celebration was quite truncated. Pls pray for my family, Christ is Risen!
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@Aderaido You're actually exactly wrong
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When people ask my ethnicity
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Infernalists be like
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Kebab
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@toydose
Stu 🌈🩸
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Ok all the big ideas guys in the comments now tell me what would you do with a space like THIS
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The don't make protestants like this anymore
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Top theological influences: 1. The implacable, irrefutable Orthodox phronema 2. The 3 most esoteric volumes of the Philokalia 3. Obscure 20th century Sophiologists you've never heard of 4. Group of old slavs who do ethnic rants at coffee hour 5. Opening the bible at random
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Keanu Heydari
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Top theological influences: 1. Karl Barth 2. PC(USA) hymnal, “Glory to God” 3. Douglas Campbell 4. Beverly R. Gaventa 5. J. Louis Martyn
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Blood work back, just spoke to a physician. They are thinking it's bad anxiety rather than anything heart related. Talking anxiety management now. Thanks yall
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I'm willing to admit smoking can be a harmful addiction. I am unwilling to call it a sin so some uptight meganerds can continue their project of attempting to turn Orthodoxy into the dorkiest puritanism since Plymouth rock
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@lavitalenta
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It’s no mystery why Mediterranean people live longer
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I'm not saying this out of a false humility, but I did everything wrong when I first came to Orthodoxy. Nobody converted worse or more awkwardly than me. I'm hard on you cringey reddit catechumens because I was you
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Everyone is safe. Thank u, sorry to worry y'all
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@Bibllustrated Marvel thinking
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Ok I can't believe the convo is here again. Universalists do believe in hell, in consequences of actions, in the painful remedy necessary for correcting one's soul. But there is an infinite difference between eternal consciousness torment and 100billion years of purgative hell
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I don't necessarily disagree with @henryjwallis conclusions about the arche of the Father. My issue is methodological. He is elevating human rationality as the arbiter of the inner-life of the Trinity. This is a misapplication of the faculty
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What's your most Orthodox-coded attribute?
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Me to my wife when she makes fun of my gentleman's sleepware
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@johnmilbank3
john milbank
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@2D0XPS I’ve course I’m a snob. Snobbery is now essential to any genuine radicalism.
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Orthodox priests please do your best not to get mixed up in culture wars. Orthodox lay people, immerse yourselves in the liturgical life of the church and listen to the hymnography. Whatever spirit we are feeding by dunking on each other is gonna haunt us
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Idk if you all have 3 year olds but I highly recommend reading them Beowulf. Something about the story gets their feral little minds all jazzed. When Grendel makes his entrance in the narrative my son now says 'THATS OUR BOY GRENDEL!'
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@bilbosfootcomb We so often forget that Jesus was a Chad nickname enjoyer
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We got eem, boys
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This take isn't Orthodox
@OrthoMemeSquad
Orthodox Meme Squad
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The Syriac church isn’t Orthodox The Coptic church isn’t Orthodox The Ethiopian church isn’t Orthodox The Armenian church isn’t Orthodox The Malankara church isn’t Orthodox
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This is the ideal church layout and I am tired of pretending it isn't
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Jonathan McKenzie
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This is the idea church layout and I am tired of pretending it isn’t.
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