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@OsoBlanc0
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I don’t know why but I get a feeling this is going to be a great Autumn for dudes
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Real?
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Tweakers at Motel 6 (oil on canvas, 2023)
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I love that fast food companies spend months developing and marketing new menu items only to get completely mogged by a YouTuber that looks like Ichabod Crane in undertaker suits
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At a conference today and was talking with a guy who works at a facility for mentally challenged youth. He said last week one of the kids used “the strength” to lift a manhole cover and throw it at a pregnant woman.
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This is probably fine
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There’s not much I hate more than a performative mustache
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This goes so hard.
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Is this real? What the fuck is happening
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This guy shouldn’t be around anymore
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU SOUTH CAROLINA!!!
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Every defense is always around food. That’s it.
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I recently visited the notorious no-go area of Sparkbrook in Birmingham, and can confirm that the size of the nan bread is extremely intimidating.
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This type of guy has run its course, we need different guys now
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@OsoBlanc0
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You know what kind of strength I’m referring to, it’s not a myth
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@heyjaeee
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I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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Unless he’s starring in a dramatization of this story, there’s no reason for a human to look like that
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I wasn’t in a frat but a lot of my friends were and they were a hell of a lot nicer than the dipshit art students I was trying to hang out with.
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The way people dress at SEC schools is something else
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Old punk couples driving Jettas to the farmers market with their rescue pit bulls are sharing this like crazy
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Sorry but I thinks it’s weird af that Target has a vibrator section now
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It’s funny when people decry “modern” Morrissey when he was letting the hammer off like this in the 80s
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@toxiklovehoes
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“This tweet has been deleted” makes shit 10x more funny
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Sometimes they stumble backwards into the correct take.
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How fucking insufferable is this thing gonna be
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Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6. Described as a quasi-sequel to ‘The Social Network’ that follows the rise of misinformation-for-profit online that may have led to January 6. (Source: @MattBelloni )
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He somehow keeps looking worse
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Hell yeah
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@OsoBlanc0
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Long covid is the new Victorian wasting disease
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I've been bedbound since January with long Covid, but I still love to dress up for Halloween. So my husband made me this costume (posted by Kyle, the husband.)
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There’s a new made up term for people who can’t show up on time lmao
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@OsoBlanc0
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6 months
Liquid Death is cringe and Reddit. Nice George Carlin shirt lol
@_hunterhammonds
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This is Mike Cessario. He turned Liquid Death into a $1.4 BILLION brand in a boring industry. Mike sells water in beer cans & hires pornstars for ads. Here's how he used branding to build a $1.4B water brand 🤘
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Tfw I’m shot to death on my front porch while my dissident neighbors point and say “Lindy”
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One of those rare times when “dude, she’s not gonna fuck you” doesn’t apply
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Carpet bomb Ukraine off the fucking map
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@peachlybeloved
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y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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@GUNNAR_SALT It’s the Anton Chigurh prequel
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It’s Twitter Law that every time this clown shows up on the TL, it must be pointed out that he will only be remembered for being called a fggt by the Three Bostonian Wisemen
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Had to screenshot this banger before the delete
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Imagine being killed for sport by a car full of scholars and they mention you loving coffee in the headline, holy shit
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Disgusting headline
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The worlds most racist cartoonist couldn’t come up with something as racist as this picture feels lol
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Solomon Galligan, a registered sex offender, attempted to kidnap a boy at Black Forest Hills Elementary School in Aurora, Colorado. Follow: @AFpost
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@thedailybeast Missing the part in the headline where they were trying to blackmail her for access
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That’s what happens when you let her slip through your fingers.
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@FlVESTARWOMAN
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i need glenn to stop posing like he's seen the horrors
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Moon Brah making moves
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Based?
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@CnsprtrlRprt Many people are saying this
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Why he delete a banger?
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How do you not have a flavor called “Convicted Grapist”?
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Liquid Death is cringe and Reddit
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They get so mad over the reaction to this movie
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Harmony Korine on Letterman, a short swag thread… 1995, promoting Kids: the small suit, mod haircut and Clark’s Wallabees low tops. Essential.
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The Four Horsemen of White Guy Rap
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The “collapse” will be slow and made up of stuff like this.
@disclosetv
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JUST IN - US military aircraft possibly carrying "nuclear material" has crashed in California, leaving 4 people dead. A fifth remains missing.
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Just remembered young Ann Coulter could get it
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Just remembered Ann Coulter existed
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This is why gatekeeping is good
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@crotchner2
LJ 🦧
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finding out a man has 200+ hours on a video game illicits the same reaction in women that finding out a girl has 200 bodies does for men
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A short story
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This does not get nearly enough love in the Gosling “he’s just like me” movie bracket
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Sheeeit
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@SaintQ92 Yeah he has the Liver King steroidal torso shape
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This is who wants to take away your rights to drink massive amounts of caffeine, smh
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The Saudi bonesaw squad couldn’t get something like this out of me
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I’ve told this story before but I asked my Mexican friend (huge Smiths fan) what he thought about Morrissey being called a racist and without missing a beat he goes “well, I’m racist, so I don’t really care.”
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Unstoppable force meets immovable object
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I have nothing to sell you. Just have a great day!
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In case anyone misreads this, Morrissey is my all time favorite artist
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Early 70’s Taco Bell menu, back before we were molested by options
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My wife backhand compliments me like this and it’s over
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@ChinaFentanyl I think the answer to most questions about him is simply “he’s Greek”
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Yes it’s only JUST NOW embarrassing to have a Harry Potter tattoo sleeve
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Girls like it when you can play like four chords on an acoustic guitar; they (very rightly) think shredding is autistic and slightly frightening.
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Girl Ignores Shredding Guitarist 😅
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Who is killing them? I mean the demographic, specifically. Seems important.
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Nigga shut up.
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The day after 9/11, when one of my white professors wore a burqa to class “in solidarity with Muslim women” and a bunch of people started laughing and she started autistically screeching and threw them out of class
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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you'll never forget where you were when it happened?
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Needless to explaim
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@SCYTHOSOPHER TFW no trad-cath fed gf
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@BonkyNo It’s often way more racist in its reductionism than anything a RW anon says on Twitter
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Wait, Morrissey was in a band? I just liked his political takes 🤷🏻
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The Smiths' self-titled debut album was released 40 years ago today. Not even Morrissey's latter-day sins can taint the pure love listeners feel for this record. →
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Everything and everywhere smells like weed all the time now
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This is what the future of smoking weed looks like
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No
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Goddamn this side of Twitter puts out some painfully embarrassing takes sometimes
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One of the greatest comedies ever made—it was mostly downhill from here for all involved.
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This guy basically invented a genre of Tweets. The TL is a worse place without him
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Not even a single Tolkien black
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I muted this post at around fifty likes, so I didn’t see that it reached escape velocity and now I’ve been subjected to hundreds of dunk attempts by the worst people on Twitter. The most recent group looks to be trans witches that support Palestine
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The Wire told a story—across five seasons—of how a once-great American city was gutted by an endless series of Dem political machines, and yet David Simon will come on here and sheepdog you into voting for them.
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Talking with a Pakistani Uber driver today, he asked me what I do for a living and I told him I work with drug addicts. His eyes got wide and he told me his friend pressured him once to smoke hash and when he was high he saw “Shaitan winking at him from behind the stars”.
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Dudes with dumb mustaches mad
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Hearing reports of dancing Americans near the fighting in Gaza
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Yeah. I’m thinking we’re still gonna gatekeep
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@Breaking911 They’re so factual that they have to hold events to convince you
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GN
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I listened to the Talk Tuah podcast as a goof, and she was doing a three hour deep-dive history of Depressive Suicidal Black Metal, I was actually impressed
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I love the idea of getting these people amped up enough to kill so they can better sell like solar panels or timeshares
This might be the corniest shit I’ve ever seen lmao
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100% didn’t happen, I would bet the life of my first born child on that. “Thems fightin’ words in too many states now” LMAO
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I was wearing this at the grocery store today. The cashier (in his early 20s) looked at it, shook his head and said, "The problem is, them's fightin' words in too many states, now" I replied, "And to too many people in this state." He answered, "That's what you do when you
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Becoming less woo-woo, but there is a serial killer(s) operating in Chicago that target young white men leaving bars at night and leave corpses in or near bodies of water. Good chance it’s connected to the Smiley Face killers on the East Coast. Cops know but covering it up.
@opheliamuses
ophelia
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what’s your most woo woo belief?
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One of the biggest redpills for me was seeing conspiracy people—who had no problem talking about Franklin Scandal, The Founders, Epstein, etc—immediately smear Pizzagate as the stuff of far-right nut jobs.
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Yo I found the worst thing ever.
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@NewRightPoast Hmmm, interesting. He does the big open mouth smile a lot, which coupled with his slovenly, rotund frame (and drunken buffoonery) gives him a sort of pitiful vibe that you don’t want to be around.
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In 2008 The Mars Volta put out a concept album called The Bedlam In Goliath, which was written in part with the help of a ouija-type talking board called The Soothsayer. Events that happened during the recording and after have lead many to believe the record itself was cursed. 🧵
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Get up. You have to go to work.
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There’s a reason so many dudes across a wide spectrum empathized with Killdozer guy—it fulfilled our dual fantasies of recklessly operating heavy machinery and taking revenge on bureaucracy.
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Just the average Home Depot experience.
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@scenicresorts Fat drunk Dane Cook
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@MsRegarded Thank you!
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