Daniel
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je suis un fanatique de Barclays
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Joined May 2021
The next FIFA World Cup in 2026 is introducing a halftime show like the Super Bowl. It will be produced by Global Citizen.
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Leeds are not Barclays.
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Go on @GaryLineker 🫡
Gary Lineker 'will QUIT Match of the Day at the end of the season' after 26 years presenting the show
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What is she going to do next? A cigarette! That you can legally buy in shops!.
Charli xcx smoking a cigarette during “Apple” performance in Manchester.
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All Barclays lovers support Kyrgios. Hating him is rugby behaviour 👍.
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@AGenuineOutlaw Why do they always delude themselves into thinking they've changed every season?.
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Amazing how unwatchable this has become.
We’re incredibly excited to announce that tomorrow’s Stick to Football guest is the one and only @rickygervais 🤩
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What your dad thinks Palace will end up like if we sack Roy and buy a RB and winger:.
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The world yearns for Spurs to win from something the ref absolutely should not be giving.
much as I've enjoyed the Barclaysmen stuff it'll be good to get back to the real deal this weekend, namely arsenal fans pointing out every single example of someone kicking the ball away and not getting booked.
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They were in the mud when they tried to make us believe Coquelin was the best DM in the league.
Why do Arsenal fans try to get us to rate White? THey did the same with Koscielny.
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Kamada is starting to grow on me as our new Diet Cabaye.
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The Eze debate makes it even more clear what a freak Zaha was to carry us like he did for so long. How many players step up time and time again like him? Ridiculous how underrated he was outside of Palace, he should have been playing Champions League games for years.
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Parents-to-be, quick tip . "We're trying for our first" - okay. "We tried this morning before we came to brunch" - not okay.
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We’ve lost a good Barclaysman today.
🗣️ “I’ve never done that in my life before, in 390 games I’ve never done that. I’m not sure me going around clapping would have shown respect.” . Nathan Jones on going straight down the tunnel at full-time at Southampton.
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We all watched your Bournemouth sides, Eddie.
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@kelvmackenzie When you throw a 6 my piss against your grave will be so powerful you'll be able to look up at me from hell through the hole in the ground.
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If we’re being real with ourselves, this is the Palace Way.
🪄 Palace had just 23% possession in yesterday’s victory. That’s the lowest in a Palace victory since December 2018 vs. Man City (A) ⏪
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@BarneysRubble0 @Harpers @deankissick @annakhachiyan @dash_eats @manabovetown How embarrassing for you.
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@DaftOldCat @Everton No, you fuck off. We've heard more than enough from your like this week.
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Funny how people were having a crack back at Keane because Haaland scored a couple against Luton (a League 1 side on loan to the Barclays). Mateta gives those Madrid defenders more to think about than that big Pripyat goth did tonight.
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How have I gone from despair to wanting him to adopt me in a week.
I just can’t help but love this man, look at the joy he has. This is why he came back❤️💙
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There is nothing worse than gooners talking about your club.
🚨Crystal Palace are preparing a £30million offer to sign Emile Smith Rowe. It's understood that the Gunners would be willing to part company with the midfielder if they're offered £35million. [@alex_crook @PhilSpenc23].
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Got a park about 2 minutes away from me mate 👍.
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If you go to a restaurant and your steak is cooked and seasoned perfectly but the waiter drops it on the floor and steps on it on the way to your table, you’d not be going on about how good the chef was.
Jordan Ayew was MOTM by the way but, as usual, will be used as a scapegoat because of one mistake. #CPFC.
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Absolutely fuming that the worst people in the world have found this account. We’re not allowed anything on here.
Singer Amy Winehouse accepts some bongo drums and a dvd, which she had been given by fan to sign, on her doorstep in London, England (2008)
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There is nothing on this planet with less intelligence than a United fan on Twitter.
Where the fuck is Adam Wharton bro.
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May your half time burger be burned and your pint be flat.
What a rubbish reward for @Official_HUFC , Crystal Palace away. No offence to my friends down there. Ah well, still a Premier League club.
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Wait 20 years and every dogshit film will be called good on here.
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@jpbscpfc Bizarre there’s any scrutiny of him. Just the set pieces alone are 10 times better already. What do people expect with the bench we have compared to everyone we play atm.
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Not having anyone criticising a thing about Glasner today. he coached a masterclass and yet again the players let their manager down
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We're never getting him in the Barclays, are we.
Diego Simeone to Conor Gallagher: “How’s your Spanish? Difficult?”. Conor Gallagher: “PERFECTO”. Simeone: “But it’s difficult, isn’t it?”. Gallagher: “Sí.”. Simeone, in English: “For me, English: IMPOSSIBLE! I’ve tried so many times.”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@LukeEdwardsTele Luke, any thoughts on you being less itk than the average gobshite in the pub?.
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@Casey_Evans_ @GraceOnFootball Genuinely see people on Reddit and whatnot call us Crystal and it absolutely boils my piss every time.
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My head would be so hot if I was a matchgoing fan of a club like Liverpool and I was reading plastics on the internet call for higher ticket prices.
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The most iconic Other 14 club ever? I'd say so.
Say what you want about Wigan but when it comes to 5am naming footballers in a kitchen from the 00s they have some proper belters.
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Not having any "draw is a good result" talk. We should have absolutely killed them off and we handed them two goals from nothing.
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I’m all behind Fulham making it third time lucky and staying up this season. They are Barclays.
Exclusive: Marco Silva wants to be reunited with Djibril Sidibe at #FulhamFC, with the club in talks to sign the #Monaco RB as a free agent on July 1 - but player is hesitant after previous #EPL experience on loan at #EvertonFC More here and on #SSN
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When Carly Rae Jepson finished writing Run Away With Me:.
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT A HIT.
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The Whitehorse might as well not be there after it’s had those rows removed.
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@soil_owner @NotPotBol No it isn't, the Russians are going to run out of tanks in the next year or so.
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Mob handed and went looking, no takers. Leeds melted. Took the piss.
Roy Hodgson wandering the streets of Leeds ahead of Elland Road with Palace today.
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Still gave us the best season since we went up. No one else in the world could have done what he did with that side.
Tony Pulis: "When we got promoted at Stoke, I called Sir Alex Ferguson up. He told me: Your best chance is making the Britannia a place no-one wants to go." . "If any of the top teams go there and praise you, you’re not doing it right." . "The bottom line is football is about
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Things have been suspiciously nice this week….
Cheick Doucouré. We are delighted to announce that Cheick Doucouré has signed a new long-term contract with the club ❤️💙.
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There's magazines thicker than them.
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@Skye_Lloyd Did you actually read the replies and maybe learn something, coming out of this better informed and with a feeling of solidarity with your fellow workers?. or….
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@Phillyconcarne Gary spends his day in Dover with an air rifle looking for refugees in a boat.
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There’s not a more overrated side than Potter’s Brighton. Wet fart of a side with pretty patterns that don’t ever lead to much, maybe a half chance from a cutback. These Excel evangelicals have people bamboozled.
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This is so Parish. It couldn’t be any more Parishbrained. You can almost picture him saying “yer know, he could be our Arteta, Brighty”. To be honest, why not? Paddy’s clearly a good coach and a year of learning Roy’s patterns and structure will be good for him.
Paddy McCarthy being lined up as Roy Hodgson's long-term successor Crystal Palace as they prepare to offer the former England manager another year at Selhurst Park. Understand they will still be assessing other candidates but looks like Roy, Ray and Paddy
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