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Passionate fan coverage of Crystal Palace Football Club and the Premier League. News, match day reaction, photos, opinions, stats and facts. #CPFC

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Call me woke blah blah blah but why the fuck are they flying from Manchester to London?.
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Looks like James Maddison caught Micky van de Ven in 4K 😂. 🎥 @Madders10 on Instagram
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I love this game
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@shave_stuart Yep. Grim.
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Cancel all other kit reviews, it’s not getting better than Norwich’s home kit.
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Incredible. #CPFC
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@AVFCOfficial Oh look another round badge
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Will be fascinating to watch Liverpool fans who have spent the last 10 years attacking Man City and Newcastle's ownership react to any potential controversial new owners.
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Crystal Palace 🤝 Botafogo. Against corrupt referees 🚫. #TimeToSetFire.
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Fellas is it plastic to read a book in your seat when the game isn’t on yet?. #CPFC.
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Fairytale stuff from Eddie Howe 👏. Just like the £250m he needed for the Bournemouth miracle.
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#nufc spending edges close to £200million in 2022. And they may not be finished there with dialogue ongoing for other targets. Eddie Howe was absolutely delighted as he left Prenton Park last night.
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West Ham owner David Gold cementing his place as the weirdest bloke ever with this entirely unnecessary lie. #WHUFC
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If you ever get stranded on a desert island, just say a criticism of Newcastle United out loud and you'll have 100 people at your side within five minutes.
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West Ham have lived the dream in the past few years, man.
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I can't believe Peppa Pig predicted Benteke's goal against Chelsea. 😂. #CPFC #CFC
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I have seen a staggering amount of pro-‘Stop the Boats’ likes from Palace fans. Immigration is the very fabric of south London. Our community has benefitted from it. Our football club has benefitted from it. Use your brains. Apologies for the political tweet but also 🖕. #CPFC.
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Clyne - Born in Lambeth .Guehi - Grew up in Lewisham .Chalobah - Grew up in Lambeth .Eze - Born in Greenwich .Nketiah - Born in Lewisham. What are we cooking 🥵. #CPFC
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Wilfried Zaha, making players and fans look stupid since 2010. #CPFC #WHUFC
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To be fair to West Ham fans, this is pretty good 😂 #WHUFC
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Deadline Day has peaked. It can't get any better than this. 😂😂😂😂. #CPFC
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Bournemouth fans: “You’re gunna cry in a minute” to Wilf. Literally 30 seconds later: Zaha runs from the half-way line, rinsing two players before laying it on a plate for Townsend. Mugs. #CPFC #AFCB.
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@shave_stuart Would rather clubs not pretend to care about sustainability but each to their own.
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Andros Townsend: "I have got three years left on my contract. The club want me here, the fans want me here, I want to be here.”. Lad. #CPFC
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Mateta is, without a doubt, one of the best strikers we've ever had. A top player and a funny, funny guy. Cult hero. ♥️💙. #CPFC.
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@westhamtransfer @pvanaanholt Folded like a deck chair.
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Doucoure looks like he's played Premier League football for 10 years. Absolute Rolls-Royce. #CPFC
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Crystal Palace want to pay a fee for Malcolm Ebiowei up front rather than force Derby County to wait for a tribunal. [@reluctantnicko] . 🗞 Proud of our club 👏. #CPFC
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West Aaaaaam
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An agreement with Sainsbury’s has been reached to acquire the plot of land needed for the redevelopment of Selhurst Park. [@MattWoosie]. 🗞️ #CPFC
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When Manuel Pellegrini and Mauricio Pellegrino arrive at the same time in Soho for Crystal Palace talks. #CPFC
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We’ve only lost to 1st, 2nd and 4th this season. To have 13 from the other seven (which includes Newcastle and Liverpool away) is impressive. About time people, including some of our own fans, put some respect on this team. #CPFC.
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Everton fans invaded the pitch to celebrate survival for an even worse season the following year.
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Lacroix just put in the best centre back performance I can remember in years. Wow. Unbelievable effort from the boys today and could have been more than 1. EAAAAAGLES. #CPFC.
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Sadio Mane's record vs. Crystal Palace:. Games: 14.Goals: 13.Wins: 13.Assists: 3. He also scored in his last nine consecutive games. He can't hurt us anymore 🥺. #CPFC
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Some good news from Klopp’s Liverpool press conference is Coutinho misses our game with a strained transfer request. #CPFC #LFC.
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Signing a player with heaps of Premier League experience on a free in a position we desperately need who Bournemouth signed for £30m. #CPFC
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Goal. Mateta scores. #CRYLEI.
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@SouthamptonFC That’s what the government want you to think.
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Michael Olise becomes the first Palace player to register 10 assists in a Premier League campaign. 21 years old. #CPFC
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I was waiting for Michael Olise’s first lederhosen shoot and it didn’t disappoint 😂. #CPFC
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Robertson is incredible, by the way.
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The Julian Speroni Stand. #CPFC
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Another cold Roy quote on Palace TV:. “In the second half we saw some extremely good performances and we established such control that at the end, really, the game was almost an exhibition game”. #CPFC
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Zaha post match interview: "Me and Andros ain't strikers so we were just running all over the gaff". #CPFC
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Andre Gray seems a nice bloke.
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Lacroix, Chalobah, Lerma, Franca and Nketiah yet to come. #CPFC
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James Tomkins returns and we get a clean sheet and a win. Imagine my shock. #CPFC
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Sagna fined £40,000 for an Instagram post. Firmino fined £20,000 for drink driving. Disgusting.
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People defending televised 3pm games have no clue what they are getting themselves in for. It's bad news.
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We're going down. #CPFC.
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Dear, @LFC . You are welcome. #CPFC
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“I spoke to Wilf yesterday and he certainly gave no indication that he wanted to leave, in fact, he was telling me how good the new signings were and how they’d help us.”. - Roy Hodgson . #CPFC
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OH WE GUNNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC MAMADOU. COZ NOW WE HAVE BID HIGHER. #CPFC.
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Hi Frank, I literally made this graphic whilst being admin for @CPFC. You’ve even cut off the watermark. This is very peculiar behaviour. #CPFC.
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Conor Gallagher talking about the fans.
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@culturaltutor I like to think that we are one of the few success stories.
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The desperation from @denniswise, Keys and Gray to defend Mike Ashley and attack Rafa Benitez is getting a bit weird. Wise has now resorted to blocking anyone who simply challenges his views. Rafa is probably the only thing keeping that club afloat, on and off the field. #NUFC.
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#CPFC, #NUFC and #WHUFC slammed for their bad starts but not a word about Bournemouth, who had a far easier start and spent all that money?.
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Benteke’s penalty and what happened after was a great moment. Proper fans, proper club. #CPFC.
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We’ve got a superstar, boys and girls. #CPFC
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King if he goes. King if he stays. #CPFC
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I’ve been reluctant to admit it in recent weeks and months but I’ve totally lost my interest in football and Palace. It genuinely hurts to say that as it used to be such a big part of my life but we are just not capturing the imagination. #CPFC.
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The best goal we've ever scored against each of this season's Premier League teams! 💥. #CPFC
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Can we please stop pretending that Doucoure was never anything but class - even under Vieira. He's carried an entire midfield on his back all season. People who claim to not rate him are clueless. #CPFC.
@Clapham_Grand
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Doucoure has turned into a Rolls Royce of a midfielder since Roy’s arrival. Imperious today #cpfc.
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If you are genuinely concerned by the league table having played Arsenal, City, Liverpool and Chelsea in our first seven then I don't think supporting Palace is for you. The manner in which we dropped some points is upsetting but the league position itself is not alarming. #CPFC.
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Hodgson boring?. He had us playing like Brazil last night! 👀🇧🇷. #CPFC
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On this day 13 years ago, Crystal Palace Football Club effectively could have died. Without the heroes of 2010, we would never have had 11 consecutive years of Premier League football. There will never be a Palace game like this again. #CPFC .
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If you’ve been around long enough to have seen Franck Songo'o, Mark Kennedy and Paul Ifill play in the same team, you bloody deserve this. 😍. #CPFC
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The last fullback we signed was PVA in 2017, 6 years ago. We sold AWB for £50m in 2019, 4 years ago. Ward, Tomkins, Luka and Schlupp playing in 2023. Academy keeper in goal (not blaming him). The owners have A LOT to answer for. #CPFC.
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bang . #CPFC
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@WestHam_Central Release him so he can no longer harm us.
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Michael Olise no longer has a £35m release clause in his contract. [@MattWoosie]. 🗞 . #CPFC
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The reaction from the RC Lens fans on their official departure tweet is actually mad. The love they have for Cheick Doucouré is overwhelming. Incredibly exciting 🤩. #CPFC | #FierDEtreLensois.
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Thoughts on today:. - Our kit is fucking sexy.- Michy next season please, even if a loan.- Wilfried Zaha is too good for you (us).- Max Meyer is class, particularly for home games.- Jason Puncheon and Julian Speroni, I love you . #CPFC.
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Tonight’s another reason to laugh at the people who laughed at us and West Ham for appointing ‘old dinosaurs’. Those dinosaurs are keeping us both up! 👋. #CPFC #WHUFC.
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Let's be honest, the Marc Guehi deal was off the second they let it get to Tuesday's cup game without a deal. He'll go to a bigger club than Newcastle next summer for £20m less but at least we keep a £70m player and captain on board for another whole season. #CPFC #NUFC.
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Just remember, the Premier League say there are no links between Newcastle United and Saudi Arabia.
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🇸🇦 #NUFC will travel to Saudi Arabia for a warm-weather training camp this winter. The Magpies will visit Riyadh from 4-10 December, and will face Saudi Pro League champions Al-Hilal in a friendly on 8 December.
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Mavropanos . #CPFC
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Good Social Media Managers do not forget. 👏
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Our boy is a Premier League Champion. Delighted for him! 👏 #CPFC
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"We didn't deal very well with Zaha at all. We've maybe not had a better individual opponent this season.”. - Eddie Howe. That’s pleasing to hear after all his previous accusations. #CPFC #AFCB
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Richards, Hughes and Clyne 📈📈📈. #CPFC.
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He’s the man to take up forward. Just needs a few bodies through the door. #CPFC .
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Max Meyer appreciation tweet. True, he’s not been consistently brilliant, but he got better by the week and seemed particularly accustomed to the physicality yesterday. He could be a huge asset next season after an always-tough first campaign in England. #CPFC
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Adam Wharton is our most important player so I simply don't care that he's not been called up to a bunch of friendlies. #CPFC.
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If you think that I am embarrassed for being proven wrong whilst Hodgson bops teams off the park then you’d be wrong. All I care about is Palace doing well. Viva La Royball. #CPFC.
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“In Patrick van Aanholt, in my opinion, we have one of the best left backs in the league.”. - Roy Hodgson. #CPFC
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💪 COME ON!. #CPFC
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On this day in 2010: Crystal Palace were saved from liquidation. If the takeover failed to go through, we’d likely have been loitering in League One or Two as AFC Crystal Palace today. #CPFC
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Marc Guehi starting for England with Kilman at home 🤢.
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“We're lucky to have him at #CPFC and hopefully we can keep him for a little bit longer. The players, the manager, the staff, the fans all love Wilf and all want him to stay. He's without doubt, the most naturally talented player I've ever played with.”. - Andros Townsend
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PL form during Manchester City’s 14-game winning run to win the title:. 1) City - 42 points.2) Liverpool - 36 points.3) Crystal Palace - 26 points.4) Chelsea - 25 points.5) Arsenal - 23 points. 10) United - 21 points. 12) Spurs - 17 points. #SecondHalfOfTheSeasonFC #CPFC
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I bloody love football. #CPFC
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Crystal Palace are interested in re-signing Victor Moses from Chelsea. [Calciomercato]. #CPFC
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Coming 🔜 . #CPFC
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Best scenes we’ve seen at Selhurst for years and years. Haven’t seen the ground so full and loud for so long after the game since the 3-3 vs. Liverpool probably. Great performance and nice to see Ebs hitting a good level again. Feel free to say told you so etc. etc. #CPFC.
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How am I meant to tell my grandkids that Dean Henderson was booked for this . #CPFC
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Yeah, they’re fucking good now.
@CanoFootball
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Brighton’s double-pivot connection dismantles teams every 3 days:.
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