not even joking when i say an update from these 4 every few years is a good way to study trouser fit trends. this represents the official death of skinny jeans for normies
everyone slags off taylor for flying a 20 minute drive to beat the traffic yet the *very* same people laud wallace and gromit for launching a rocket all the way to the moon simply to get some cheese. once again a man can laugh while a woman has to chuckle
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That’s me in the hard hat, in front of the bucket of a terrifyingly enormous digger.
What you can’t really tell from the picture is that my head was spinning.
I’d just had one of those moments that change your life forever. It would set me off on a journey around the world…🧵
arteta is handsome but completely sexless. he only ever had sex to conceive and it was meticulously planned. rob edwards is a shagger, he wears an open velvet dressing gown and has a slow jamz playlist
homeless man asked for a monster and instead of buying it separately i incorporated it into my meal deal knowing i had a nice drink in the fridge already
bukayo saka’s childs 18th birthday party they turn to him and say “daddy thank you for raising me and giving me this wonderful life” before unzipping the back of their head and removing a full bodysuit to reveal mikel arteta. “you have failed the foggin awareness test”
@fistedaway
bristol has to be studied in a different way. their trouser ecosystem has been affected by these things in ways we may never truly understand
when i was like 11 i was round my mates house and the first gay kiss happened on the bill and his devout christian mum was so gutted she just sat there shaking her head going "not on the bill... not on the bill" over and over again
that fish octagon guy seems like a nice bloke but he looks so much like someone you make best friends with on a night out then as you slowly sober up think “why is this guy still with us” it’s offputting
@HoxtonHill
they look fine yeah much better than last time just makes me sad how they do whatever they’re told by the zara gods. i bet one of them really misses their skin tight trousers
love the “these days” in this caption. conjures up an image of the old days where men who did this were rockstars, women gathered to watch cheering and throwing bras
@Vettel_AMR
@royalkdb
an incredibly rich famously litigious narcissist could easily get all the articles taken down from a big publication like der spiegel with proof the documents are fake. no reason why he wouldn’t 🤷♂️
@ketaminedrams
i honestly think he’s too boring to be a serial killer. more like one of those kids obsessed with fortnite who go ballistic when they lose