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@biglunty
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3 months
standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he’s fixing the toilet
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@biglunty
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6 months
not even joking when i say an update from these 4 every few years is a good way to study trouser fit trends. this represents the official death of skinny jeans for normies
@gotitatguineys
stimulant enjoyer
6 months
Update on the 4 lads in jeans just dropped
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@biglunty
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8 months
everyone slags off taylor for flying a 20 minute drive to beat the traffic yet the *very* same people laud wallace and gromit for launching a rocket all the way to the moon simply to get some cheese. once again a man can laugh while a woman has to chuckle
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@biglunty
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3 months
lamine yamal getting his halftime team talk from this fella
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@biglunty
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2 years
9 pints deep showing your mate the menu at your favourite kebab
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@biglunty
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3 years
englands back 4 at the 2010 world cup
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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
3 years
Johnson. Pathetic. Disgusting. Vile.
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@biglunty
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3 months
that’s the good stuff
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@biglunty
big duntles
9 months
no need to call people names is there
@AutoMagArchive
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9 months
Grenade launching SPAS from 1980s French magazine.
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@biglunty
big duntles
3 months
everything about him makes sense when you find out he used to be a rozzer. this head shape only exists in policemen
@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
3 months
Should be OK for 8pm show....
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@biglunty
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8 months
nah man what a lineup
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@biglunty
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3 months
didn’t take much for charli xcx’s true colours to shine through did it
@PeriklesGREAT
🏛 🌹PeriklestheGREAT 🌹 🏛 "Do Unto Others"
3 months
@TRobinsonNewEra Immigrants are guest in the Country. If Guests are disrespectful they are thrown out.
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@biglunty
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1 year
might join these lot. don’t care about the environment this just looks like a laugh
@JustStop_Oil
Just Stop Oil
1 year
🚨 BREAKING: Just Stop Oil Paint the Department for Energy Security and Net Zero 🦺 This morning, 2 supporters of Just Stop Oil have painted the department responsible for issuing over 100 new oil and gas licences in the UK. 🖋️ Sign up to take action at
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@biglunty
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9 months
i reckon that’s a manhole that your house was built over. give me a shout if you need anything else
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@biglunty
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6 months
don’t know what she was worrying about i thought grimes’ set was great
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@biglunty
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6 months
@RobIsRandomAF
RobIsRandomAf_6 4L
6 months
How did Jesus walk out of the tomb?
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@biglunty
big duntles
6 months
doing a hardest geezer style challenge where i live off condom machine tic tacs for a year
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@biglunty
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4 months
*to the tune of eleanor rigby* anthony taylor, goes to the screen to confirm what he’s seen over there, he has no hair
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@biglunty
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29 days
cooking up some ‘anyone who prefers winter is tory because their family could afford to have the heating on growing up’ discourse if anyone wants any
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@biglunty
big duntles
6 months
staying at an airbnb and look at the previous guys search history
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@biglunty
big duntles
9 months
logging on for a busy day of fifa 09 and listening to mgmt
@BowTiedMaker
BowTiedMaker | Gentleman Designer
9 months
Critical part of WFH is getting dressed in a work outfit for the day. No comparison with/without.
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@biglunty
big duntles
23 days
rejected 1st lyrics for cigarettes and alcohol
@stephenhdg
Steve the taxi
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Is it my imagination or do ubers drive more dangerously on Saturday 🤔
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@biglunty
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4 months
imagine england win the euros and they get dua lipa to do a breathy indie cover of ten german bombers on the john lewis christmas advert
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@biglunty
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1 year
rejected first lyrics for losing my religion
@EdConwaySky
Ed Conway
1 year
That’s me in the hard hat, in front of the bucket of a terrifyingly enormous digger. What you can’t really tell from the picture is that my head was spinning. I’d just had one of those moments that change your life forever. It would set me off on a journey around the world…🧵
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@biglunty
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6 months
i do this when i go to pizza express
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
6 months
Real Madrid players avoiding #ManCity ’s badge in the Etihad Stadium tunnel on Tuesday. 👏 🎥 @elchiringuitotv
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@biglunty
big duntles
2 years
me after completing a work training course by skipping every slide
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@biglunty
big duntles
9 months
arteta is handsome but completely sexless. he only ever had sex to conceive and it was meticulously planned. rob edwards is a shagger, he wears an open velvet dressing gown and has a slow jamz playlist
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@biglunty
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2 months
homeless man asked for a monster and instead of buying it separately i incorporated it into my meal deal knowing i had a nice drink in the fridge already
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@biglunty
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2 months
Chelsea is where he belongs. 🏡 (derogatory)
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
2 months
Chelsea is where he belongs. 🏡 We are delighted to announce the signing of Joao Felix from Atletico Madrid. 🇵🇹🔵
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@biglunty
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5 months
@not16cav_ he shouldn’t be working that young anyway let him eat what he wants
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@biglunty
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1 year
*ea sports voice*
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@biglunty
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7 months
very ‘coked up stood round a kitchen island’ business idea
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@biglunty
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2 years
veteran tip: if you drop a gurner just after westminster bridge you’ll come up just as you see the coffin
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@biglunty
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2 years
@MushRFC @lukechalmers8 weird nickname for the mrs
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@biglunty
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2 months
bukayo saka’s childs 18th birthday party they turn to him and say “daddy thank you for raising me and giving me this wonderful life” before unzipping the back of their head and removing a full bodysuit to reveal mikel arteta. “you have failed the foggin awareness test”
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@biglunty
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3 months
@Rex_Steel no definitely. screams cso vest
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@biglunty
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6 months
@fistedaway bristol has to be studied in a different way. their trouser ecosystem has been affected by these things in ways we may never truly understand
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@biglunty
big duntles
8 months
@LehmannsGloves sorry gordon ramsey, just nipped off the motorway will bring my fondue set next time for you
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@biglunty
big duntles
6 months
if i had to guess i’d say train and numberblocks for his kid, puts them to bed, quick wank and then relax with some diiv
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@biglunty
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2 years
when the IPAs been dry hopped three times and has notes of citrus, grapefruit and caramel
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8 months
@HoxtonHill panicking and ending up doing an hours work at regus
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6 months
@irishloubega hold strong brother
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@biglunty
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6 months
might be late to the party but michael barrymore being really into fortnite has killed me
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@biglunty
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1 year
@Seanbennett25 this is why they’ll never win over the public
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@biglunty
big duntles
2 years
@jvizzwwfc @OfficialTM_3 focus on wanking whilst crying not telling footballers what to tweet. stay in your lane.
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@biglunty
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3 months
@Vettel_AMR @royalkdb he literally admitted it
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@biglunty
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2 years
good stag do bit is meeting the stag at a busy train station and pretending you’re doing one of those facebook nonce stings on him
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@biglunty
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1 year
the most men’s mental health thing i’ve ever seen
@CardiffCityFC
Cardiff City FC
1 year
🔢 Ahead of #WorldMentalHealthDay , we’re asking supporters to check in on those around them. You are not alone. 💙 #CityAsOne | @Samaritans | #YouAreNotAlone
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2 years
don’t like seeing michael oliver at the world cup. like seeing a teacher on holiday
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@biglunty
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1 year
when i was like 11 i was round my mates house and the first gay kiss happened on the bill and his devout christian mum was so gutted she just sat there shaking her head going "not on the bill... not on the bill" over and over again
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@biglunty
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4 months
that fish octagon guy seems like a nice bloke but he looks so much like someone you make best friends with on a night out then as you slowly sober up think “why is this guy still with us” it’s offputting
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1 year
heard your boyfriends going to a halloween party as the instagram logo because he thinks the way social media is going is “genuinely terrifying”
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3 months
@Vettel_AMR @royalkdb you think if it was a fake document he wouldnt have sued der spiegel to take the article containing it down?
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@biglunty
big duntles
8 months
i like to imagine roy writing this tweet
@CPFC
Crystal Palace F.C.
8 months
Ebs bringing the FIFA Street vibes 🌟 #CPFC | @EbereEze10
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3 months
maybe the real brat summer was the friends we made along the way
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6 months
@MikeKilby it’s happened in the last few months then. need to figure out an exact timeline
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6 months
@HoxtonHill they look fine yeah much better than last time just makes me sad how they do whatever they’re told by the zara gods. i bet one of them really misses their skin tight trousers
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@biglunty
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4 months
the way ian beale, a wealth and job creator, is treated is quite frankly disgusting
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4 months
@paulbIack joining isis
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2 years
joan of arc:
@AyoCaesar
Ash Sarkar
2 years
Nah man this is too fucking hot now 😩
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4 years
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28 days
please keep responding seriously to this. really really interesting seeing what temperatures different people prefer
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1 year
love the “these days” in this caption. conjures up an image of the old days where men who did this were rockstars, women gathered to watch cheering and throwing bras
@CORIEA50
CORIEA50 🌈❤️🤗
1 year
This is an unnoticed Art form these days. Absolutely tremendous skill ❤️
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2 years
had a woman cab driver last night
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1 year
she should’ve done the bike more
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2 years
this is what's left when someone from bristol is defeated by another jedi in battle
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1 month
@HoxtonHill it’s ableist and anti working class to not think this is hilarious actually
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1 year
me after deleting my hellofresh and starting a new one with the 60% discount
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5 months
at bristol airport
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4 months
unreal username
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3 months
@Vettel_AMR @royalkdb an incredibly rich famously litigious narcissist could easily get all the articles taken down from a big publication like der spiegel with proof the documents are fake. no reason why he wouldn’t 🤷‍♂️
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9 months
@ketaminedrams i honestly think he’s too boring to be a serial killer. more like one of those kids obsessed with fortnite who go ballistic when they lose
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3 months
amazing misunderstanding of a saying by this meathead on wife swap
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10 months
@mcandidate will be at 5am and everyone has to sit in a cold plunge for the ceremony
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3 years
if you're still in the queue for your spurs manager interview DONT LEAVE. theyre legally not allowed to turn you away if you showed up on time
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my uncle’s so aggressively cockney even when he’s doing baby talk it sounds like he’s torturing a gang rival
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3 years
me on the first day of secondary school
@Callum_TH
A Chaluim?
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Got the fear for this tie, majorly
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2 years
my mate’s uncle lists all his achievements on facebook
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3 years
@HKesvani the youth of today would rather collect hearts on twitter than stickers of john hartson
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fucks me off every time i think about anthony bourdain slagging me off for using a garlic press. grow up you dead cunt
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11 months
joe stephenson:
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2 years
jamie's 15 minute cities
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6 months
@roland_slice strawberry ones one of your five a day i believe
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6 months
😭 caption to this one is “it happens quite regularly actually.”
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4 months
don’t like them showing pictures of the commentators. no one is supposed to know what jonathan pearce looks like, he should be like a gas
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1 year
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@cumweiser
spooky cumweiser
1 year
alcoholic check: what's the first tweet that pops up when you search "beer" on your profile?
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3 months
@adielivingitup @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph or the demands of the un, the icc and every humanitarian charity?
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2 years
what about goodwellas and it’s about a criminal organisation that looks like this
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8 months
@AlbertFFC9 what do you have when you’re in the middle of a long drive albert son?
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@biglunty
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@dan_ofthesouth that’s the spirit
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@MikeKilby how tight were their trousers?
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