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9 months
Order up my dude 🤙 🍔
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1 year
If I lived here I'd be booting a football up that hill and letting it roll back down to me. All day. Just clouting it. Leathering it up that hill
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2 years
Nobody: Trainline: YOUVE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT! YOURE GOING TO COLCHESTER!!!!!
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1 year
Love when you're going through a museum and they've got a video on and you can have a sit down
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2 months
That Jacuzzi isn't even on
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Have a lovely day Rotters x
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4 months
Just had to come down and check out the A12 on a night like this. One of my favourite dual carriageways out there right now
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5 months
🚨 the first BBQ fumes of 2024 have just been whiffed 🚨
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7 months
When you've landed home from your holiday and pass the people in departures
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6 months
Imagine getting in a fight at the races and a little cloud of kiwi passion fruit and guava vape mist appears as you get bopped in the head
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6 months
Fist clenched with vape inside 👌
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3 months
Before and after hanging up a sock-heavy load of washing
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7 months
Thinking about this again
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7 months
Don't give a shite about your cookie policy. have my national insurance number if you want. I just need to See Inside Peter Andre's Stunning Surrey Mansion
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5 months
A special, special condiment. BUT it needs to expel the sauce much more efficiently. Feels like it's half empty after only a few pumps.
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1 month
Just at the pub
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8 months
Absolutely insane thing to eat
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The legendary Dewdrop Cheese & Onion Cob from this afternoon.
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4 months
Coke. Full fat.
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7 months
Happy World Book Day 📚
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6 months
Booking a romantic getaway to Bora Bora 😍 but accidentally booking a two week trip to the caves of Tora Bora in Afghanistan, former hiding place of Osama Bin Laden
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2 months
Ate a protein yoghurt last night
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Borat feeling grateful
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My life ❤️
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In Berlin, STOKED for my first Berghain experience. Hope I get in #clubbing
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8 months
Trying to get the attention of the bar staff
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1 year
Don't know much about rugby but I do know I dont like the cut of this lad one bit
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5 months
Who honestly gives a shite
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👏 @ManCity are on a 21-match unbeaten run in the Premier League! 👏
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10 months
When you bite into the roasties too soon
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Couldn't be more happy to see him still thriving
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6 months
Four Lads On Teams
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6 months
Tonight at 8pm there we will be a doorstep Clap For Recruitment Consultants. Let's make some noise 🙌 bring your pots and pans and let's show them some love ❤️
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2 years
Food van
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28 days
Pint of lucozade sport please barkeep one for yourself n all cheers ta
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1 year
James Bond in the casino lobbing all his chips into the pot like that isn't taxpayer cash
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1 year
Some lad after getting backlash for tweeting something he wholeheartedly believes in: caught a few there 😂😂😂😂🎣🎣🎣🎣
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8 months
Imagine conscription happened and you ended up serving in the same unit as Ant McPartlin
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2 months
I mean those guys down at Asahi are serious hop handlers. And don't even get me started on their yeast fermenting
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Fuming at this
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7 months
Checking the specials board I have no intention of ordering from
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6 months
You'd be telling the chaser get to fuck when they start rattling off more facts about the question you've just lost on
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2 months
Looking back like
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POV: dua lipa just made eye contact with you at a concert
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2 months
Someone needs to intervene now
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6 months
Finally, a feel good story in the news 🙏
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
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🏛️ Great Estates: Lord Charlie Montagu Douglas Scott and his wife Flora have taken on the 100-room Boughton estate Read more ⬇️
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8 months
I can only begin to imagine the sensible and measured opinions espoused by these two
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8 months
Anyone got the vid of those young Tories throwing up gun fingers in the club with Liz truss?
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8 months
Be sad to see the disposable vapes go. Loved volleying them into the canal when i'd finished with them
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5 months
Can't quite put my finger on it but some people just look like Chelsea fans. Lee Ryan is one of them
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4 months
So many amazing restaurants in Paris but nothing better than stumbling upon a hidden gem when you're travelling would really recommend this place! 👌 #wanderlust #paris #brewdog
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This was actually a protest against the fox hunting ban
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The moment @fredagainagain1 played ’i saw u‘ at his show at Ally Pally was truly magical 🥹
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9 months
Sorry but Matterface has too much of a Soccer Aid vibe, can we keep him away from the FA cup please. He should be telling me Paddy McGuinness is being replaced by Yungblud
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8 months
We should grab a yakult sometime man. Gut health can be a concerted effort. Stoked to be on this immunity building journey with you bro 🙏
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When youre desperate for an omelette and your mum brings home 6 eggs in big shop
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2 years
My goal next year is to visit China to try chicken balls, chips and curry sauce for real 🙌
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2 months
Bro can you send me that pic from last night? Yeah the one you took in the crapper
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1 year
Liverpool Street Wetherspoons is actually a colony of Essex
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4 months
Nobody is doing it like Armitage Shanks right now
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1 year
Waking up and immediately skulling this
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Illuminating review of Emirates economy class to Dubai from Gymskin
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9 months
Dry Jan going well 😭🖕
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1 year
I love that this lad caveats his videos as 'awareness and education'. Thankyou for making me aware that my son drowning in a paddling pool would be intensely traumatic
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Me waiting for the staff to come over after I've double scanned a tin of sweetcorn at the self service checkout
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Playing with some fits
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I know these lads all refer to their dad as just 'dad' when talking to someone who doesn't actually know their dad as if he is our collective father
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Just at the pub
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It's so so close to being a very strong fit however
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Remember this heinous fit
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3 months
When I go to the pub I wanna eat those pub classics
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6 months
Why does he look like a cartoon man on the front of an Italian menu
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Why does Skinner look like Hermann Goering here
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Need to see a gust of wind hit that barnet
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1 year
I can't believe this picture never turned out to be a good investment
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Someone purchased this Bored Ape NFT in October 2021 for $3.4 million. Today, the highest bid is $57,380.
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You've got your fusillis your pennes your rigatonis
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Bro send me that pic from last night
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😂😂🙊🙊🖕
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3 months
You've got your Quiksilvers your Airwalks your Billabongs
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7 months
What do you mean the financial advice of HSTikkyTokky is unreliable?
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I looked at my dad and said fuck this man, my car is 150 quid a month I can't pay for this anymore. He said how about you cancel the NASA zero gravity experience you just spent 8 grand on? And it just clicked man
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I wasn't in that summer vibe, but I certainly am now
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The Vibe
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1 year
Could not be arsed climbing Everest at all
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1 year
Looking at the dopey git in front of me who hasn't realised there's a self service checkout free
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2 years
Who's your fav billionaire atm?
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He could quite feasibly unhood himself as part of the cult at the end of Hot Fuzz
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Ignoring for a second the fact he's worth 16 odd billion, Jim Ratcliffe has serious villain eyes
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Thankyou man 🙏
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1 year
Year 6 disco hairstyle
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2 years
Looking at myself for the entirety of a zoom call
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6 months
About last night thennn 😭 if you saw me in town, no you didnttt x defo shouldn't have that Friday feeling today but I actually do what the actual f 😏🙌
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There is nothing i want to watch less than this
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