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In a packed pub, everyone’s eyes on The Chase, a woman has just won £70,000 by herself, the pub has gone mental, absolute scenes.
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I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
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This question in my equality training for my new management job was an all timer
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Betting companies now accepting Klarna, that is fucking outrageous, dangerous and going to fuck up a lot of people.
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was always that one french fella chatting away to himself and all.
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I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road.
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I got so drunk last night I started a fight with a mop. To be fair I wiped the floor with him.
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@piersmorgan You wasn’t outraged the other weekend when mass groups gathered in London, including your son?.
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White Gold is arguably one of the most underrated series ever, absolutely fucking class.
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Remember, we were told he was a Welsh Christian boy and it was not a terror attack. People got in serious trouble for suggesting otherwise. You were lied to and the powers that be tried to change the narrative. This is an absolute disgrace.
🚨 Axel Rudakubana had been in possession of "The Al-Qaeda Training Manual" up to 3 years before the Southport massacre!. Court proceedings today reveal that Rudakubana is being charged with being in possession of the manual between 2021-24. This has dramatic implications: is it
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@YeetTheRich_ @piersmorgan Bore off, the virus isn’t going to have a day off so people supporting systematic oppression don’t catch it, tit.
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Still not over Knebworth me, something I never thought I’d get to do and will always be talking about, once in a lifetime.
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Doctor told me today I have a bladder infection, I thought to myself urine trouble.
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@PolitlcsUK Anyone that voted against or abstained are spineless and complicit, disgusting. Shame on all of them.
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We live in a country that elected members of parliament stand up and discuss Palestine, Sudan, the Middle East and other absolute nonsense instead of discussing issues in our own country. If that doesn’t annoy you, you’re an idiot.
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The cover up is falling apart. Starmer would have been briefed on this very soon after, he knew, instead he labelled everyone angry as far right and locked up people for tweets. There should be nationwide outrage.
Remember, we were told he was a Welsh Christian boy and it was not a terror attack. People got in serious trouble for suggesting otherwise. You were lied to and the powers that be tried to change the narrative. This is an absolute disgrace.
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When was the last time the government announced something that benefited actual British people?.
🚨 NEW: The Government has announced £17m in aid for Gaza including support for the UN agency UNRWA.
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“We will not tolerate abuse of the UK’s immigration system.”. They think we’re fucking stupid.
A 37-year-old man has been arrested by immigration officers on suspicion of fraud. He allegedly attempted to obtain 13 passports for foreign nationals, falsely claiming to be their father. We will not tolerate abuse of the UK’s immigration system.
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@emilyhewertson Did you know that Will Still has led Reims to an 18-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues. Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro License.
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@SuppressedSikh Had a part time job over the summer at the euros driving this not sure what he’s doing now
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@I_amMukhtar Protecting your own instead of addressing the issue, deffo shag your cousin you.
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Gonna apply for a job cleaning mirrors, something I could really see myself doing.
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Good mate of mine has the Indian variant of covid and he’s gone into a deep korma😞.
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RTs appreciated . At Liam Gallagher in Cardiff right near back a chap got smacked and smashed his head off the concrete step, was out the game bleeding and didn’t look good, me and someone else put him in recovery and kept airways open till medics arrived 1/2.
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Jeremy Vine might not be the pedo the news stories are referring to but the bloke is without a doubt a raging turbo nonce.
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Throwback to Cheltenham away 2013, a 16 year old me not allowed in for being leathered so sat on my tod in the home end
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Been sneezing all morning at work but thankfully a family member has dropped off some tablets, love my Auntie Histamine.
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@Keir_Starmer The CPS gagged local police who wanted to release more information, the CPS called people criminals before trial, what happened to innocent till proven guilty? Who made the media run with the narrative of Welsh choir boy? You spent about 90 seconds throwing a wreath down at the.
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Just borrowed a large sheet of plastic covering from my neighbour. Ta Pauline.
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I’ve heard Jonathan Ross has been arrested on suspicion of stealing kitchen utensils. During his interview he said “it was a whisk he had to take”.
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Just remembered I bought a square foot of land in Scotland to become s Lord, I think Lord Pye has a ring to it
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@liamgallagher I put him in recovery position and other things and according to his friends I’m in contact with I saved his life, is there anything you can do for the chap in hospital to cheer him up? He’s got months and months of slow recovery. Cheers LG
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@walkers_crisps @LadBabyOfficial @TrussellTrust Gary Lineker has blocked me so can you tell him I called him a crisp nonce, cheers.
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@SeanPalace21 Mental considering they banned credit cards to try make people more responsible 😂.
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Look at me I’m a proper football fan so I’m gonna tweet saying football isn’t back till I’m pissed with my mates hahaha I’m so cool.
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