Sophie
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Triple water sign from Cornwall, Yanited supporter second and Taylor swift ultra first, facing the sun. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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3 women tied up and shot with a crossbow like prey by an angry ex boyfriend, it is genuinely terrifying to live in a world with men sometimes
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Too early for a beer, spot the American
once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage
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I wish I could send this tik tok to my washing machine she’d be like omg stopppppp that is actually me
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So fascinated by the hordes of yanks going to Europe and being unable to find tap or bottled water anywhere???? It’s happening to all of them! Are we playing a continent-wide prank on Americans
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This guy is absolutely desperate for his cat to get splattered all over the streets of London so he has the vindicated cyclist tweet to end all vindicated cyclist tweets
Impatient, close passing moped driver knocked us off our bike today. Fortunately the police (?) were right behind us, so they could scold me for not wearing a helmet and then leave. First time off my bike since 2007.
Sigrid is fine; my knee is messed up, can't ride for a bit.
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WhatsApp changing the online status from online to Online has sent me west…….why upset me like this
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Dragging your dirty Christmas tree through your house and into your bathroom in the name of cleanliness
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Pancake day straight into Valentine’s Day is kinda crazy………..one for the ages I guess. Unfortunately I couldn’t be arsed to make pancakes and no one on this planet loves me
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This girl when she enters a pub for the first time
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WHO GIVES A FUCCCCKKKKK OMG WHAT A WASTE OF AN OPPOSITION PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'You wouldn't expect Nike to look at the Welsh flag and change the dragon to a pussycat.'
Labour's
@EmilyThornberry
backs Keir Starmer's criticism of Nike for changing the cross of St George on the back of the new England kit
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Cooking a meal for like an hour just to eat it in five minutes, wash up and leave the kitchen is soooooooo depressing omg. Surely this is not all there is to life
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One problem many Americans seem to find with Europe is the lack of ‘customer service’ here compared to their own nation where waiters on $2 an hour are forced to perform to their customers like a dancing monkey in order to pay their rent
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Cannot overstate how insane and disgusting it is that we take a guy having a baby as evidence of his reform after abuse and rape. Like I actually wanna vomit!
-Out for 2 years
-Back with his girl
-Already with a baby
-Taking solo training
I don't support abuse on women,
but the effort that Mason Greenwood has put in to reform needs a second eye.
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Why is Julia Roberts wishing Jesse lingard a happy 30th birthday
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Obsessed with this Canadian girl who has just applied for a law degree at UCL, Kings and LSE and submitted this as her UCAS personal statement
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Ahhhhh the bit in Depay’s post where he’s like ‘who’s fucking defending us athletes’ firstly all of your brain dead misogynist fans but secondly are we suggesting that millionaire footballers are a vulnerable minority 💀💀💀
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That AI generated Rafah template bollocks on Instagram is diabolical hahahahahaha
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What evidence are women expected to produce if an audio recording isn’t enough lmfao
Statement from Greater Manchester Police: "Criminal proceedings against a 21-year-old man in connection with an investigation opened in January 2022 have, today (Thursday 2 February 2023), been discontinued by the CPS."
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So funny how much I would’ve physically died for a Labour victory between 2014 and 2022 and now it’s happening I can’t even muster up a small chuckle. I can’t have SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Team: fab, sag, djourou, squill, clichy, song, cesc, jack, arsh, nasri, Cham. Subs: Ros, rvp, wal, den, eboue, Gibbs, szcz
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Aligning yourself with Caroline flack when you’re trying to beat the groomer allegations is soooooooo funny
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😭😭😭 leave Sigrid at home you wallop! Cats don’t ride bikes
This image is seared into my brain. At this moment the only thing going through my mind was "please don't go under the tires".
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I can imagine that, if you’re from somewhere like that, the idea of using your words and actually asking for ice in your drink feels really out of line
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Jess Phillips put your feet up and get the dildo out hen youve done well
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Love so much when people put ‘Other’ as their political leaning on Hinge. Are you the Unabomber
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10am on the weekend, 4pm on a Friday and any time at all if you’re at the airport
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ACAB includes the 1975 queue line leaders
1975 london queue update :
line leaders are currently in starbucks outdoor seating area! come to us for a number x
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The funniest thing about this is that all you have to do to keep your fat ugly dog is neuter it, put a muzzle on it and pay £100. So what they’ve actually done is euthanised their pets for no reason
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Yikes, sorry guys. No longer fancying the terrorist who has escaped from Wandsworth prison. Didn’t realise he was a British soldier
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This is a chair upholstered with 5 years worth of tv license letters
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Reeling at the discovery that Anne-Marie is married to and has a child with slowthai?????
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POV: you just told Bowser the big cunt that £100 is too steep and he’ll next be waking up in doggy hell
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Imagine paying $250,000 to put yourself into one of the most terrifying situations one could possibly imagine and then dying as a result
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Obsessed with this lovely Irish girl on tik tok who’s made a whole cooking video for pasta and sauce from a jar
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I could swindle lord sugar out of half his net worth within 30 minutes of conversation if I ever had the opportunity
It seems strange that a few people have come forward at the same time. This leads me to think this is media driven and induced. It started with one person and then they went on to find others and talked them in to complaining. I guess at the end of the day the department of
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Lol my most emphatic
Television presenter Rachel Riley says she will stop supporting Manchester United if forward Mason Greenwood stays at the club.
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Parasite in chief in his idiot hat
In his first King's Speech, the King details different plans, including the Tobacco and Vapes Bill, housing market reforms and the Football Governance Bill.
He announces a Bill which will "deal with the scourge" of unlicensed London pedicabs.
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‘Social media influencer’. A bloody book! This is an OUTRAGEOUS GRIFT!!!!!!!!!
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This guy’s actually gonna get his cat killed in the name of selling ugly T-shirts of its fucking face! Shame on you man
@sigirides
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£40,000 a year on school fees to end up with this brain
Sadiq Khan won't have to pay the ULEZ charge: London mayor's taxpayer-funded luxury 2020 Range Rover is exempt from the £12.50-a-day fee! | Daily Mail Online 🤡
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Fascinated by that girlie on love island who looks 55 at 24. She speaks like she’s 13!!!! How does this happen
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Love people who care about this sort of thing. A sign of an unburdened mind
that’s great but why are there central line maps on a waterloo and city line carriage
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She’s absolutely fuming at her poor husband here hahahahahhaha
Despite my best efforts, my husband has broken his no covid streak. It's important to note, he is entirely asymptomatic & was testing himself daily because he attended an indoor event "masked" but took it off to eat food. Moral of the story is, *masks work when they're kept on*.
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I will never leave London Bridge station via the exit I want to. Will never happen
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Up there as ‘worst couple to form a throuple with’ for me
Need to find someone with my niche intersection of interests who cares as much as I do about Toff and the BrewDog CEO being a couple now
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Another ugly racist Brit flocking to Australia to seek attention after getting rinsed in the UK
Is racism becoming more acceptable? Yes, says
@sophielouisecc
, but only against white people!
The
#VoiceToParliament
in Australia is a good example.
For more news and opinion, go to .
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@eleanordotcomm
She did it in like an hour the day before the deadline and chose not to actually research the U.K. university process 😩😩😩
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Losing it at this a bit. They look like they’re on a school trip
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Good morning Emily hewertson has lost her job and she’s on holiday searching her name on twitter
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Now I am become humiliation and mockery, the bringer of chaos
Kate Middleton dubbed 'chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery' as 'shining star' fades
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Kirstie allsopp speaks with a lot of conviction for someone who once ate an airpod
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Imo 38 degrees was better than this cos there was still an air of summer debauchery and a novelty hint of apocalypse. What is interesting about minus 4
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Berlin observations:
- Literally a 24 hour city 👍🏻
- Cash only club entry/bars/cafes EVERYWHEREEEE 👎🏻 for me personally
- Graffiti plasters every wall/surface you can imagine, looks so lovely and colourful 👍🏻
- More kebab shops than even London 👍🏻
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She got you pyjamas cos she likes the rest of your family more than she likes you 👍🏻 sensible woman
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Unfortunately my Tik tok has identified me as pro XL bully content which is probably my own fault
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Guys I have been educated today! I will never purchase again 🙏🏻
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My friend’s conversation with this random boy on tinder is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read in my life
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Managed to end up on a very niche bit of Tik tok - people who spent £50 on a disclosure DJ set at WHP and are fuming they didnt do a straight run-through of an album that came out in 2013
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Coating my tomatoes in paprika and garlic powder so Americans on Twitter don’t make fun of me
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Who the hell has quoted this rkgjskskrkek This is a reference to ART man
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Horrified at the notion here that viewing child sex abuse images is just a natural progression for men who get too into porn. Never, never, never. You and your weirdo wife can rot in hell
Just disgusting to publish this piece written by a child abuser and his pathetic wife under the privilege of anonymity. Poor them!!! Shame his victims weren't entitled to the same privacy when he committed sexual crimes against them!!!
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I cannot abide people who sign off emails with only their first initial, who on earth do you think you are!
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Give them a 4th red for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I am one ‘something autoplaying on my phone and pausing my music without my consent in the process’ away from blowing my brains out
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Imo Jack Monroe is a case study in why for the most part Twitter should either be used for totally personal reasons or totally professional reasons, never a mix of the two
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Adults break up, half of marriages end in divorce, you’re EXTREMELY unlikely to be with the same person all your life. Relax! What a wonderful world that we can have multiple good things in a lifetime instead of just one ❤️
Like I just don’t know if I’m buying into the Barry Keoghan hype like ok great he’s Irish but he’s also just left his baby mama and his child for a 24 year old Disney popstar and I just don’t feel like it’s gonna end well for anyone
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Give a journalist the opportunity to say something profound and essential about an important topic and they’ll absolutely fuck it every time
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Gorge way for people to make sure they’ve posted the one thing everyone else has so they look good, without having to condemn Israel or even use the word palestine 😍😍😍
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Contender for worst tweet of all time
No. Not having this. You do not need to apologise for noise when you are doing such a much needed job. You're amazing and WE NEED YOU!!!
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Making sure to get the baby in the shot looooooooooooool I feel so fucking sorry for his girlfriend and their daughter
Source on Mason Greenwood: "Mason is working harder than ever on the training pitch.
He’s desperate to return to the side as soon as possible and wants to put the last 18 months behind him.
Talks about his future are in the final phase and the players and the manager are
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