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He/Him. Boston U and UConn Law Alum. Food enthusiast. Treat people right and you’ll never go wrong.

Wisconsin, USA
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@cseguin03
Collin S
6 months
“Just circling back on this.” “Take another lap.”
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10 months
Almost got hit by a Tesla while walking out of the Farmer’s Market in what would have been the whitest way to die
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1 year
Yikes on bikes.
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8 months
If you haven’t been yelled at by a judge, you haven’t been a litigator.
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Habba attacking the judge: But I was told to sit down today. I was yelled at and I've had a judge who is unhinged slamming a table. I don’t tolerate that in my life, I’m not going to tolerate it here
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2 years
If you’re having imposter syndrome as a lawyer, I suggest you look at the closing argument from Alex Jones’ attorney.
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4 years
Hey folks, if a lawyer is referring to themselves as “Dr.” with only a JD, that is a red flag.
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6 months
The clerk’s reaction here says a lot about the clerk and the judge
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A man attacked a Las Vegas judge in her courtroom during his sentencing. The judge is reportedly OK.
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1 year
Attorneys showing off their Super Lawyers designation
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4 years
A reminder that, as a lawyer, no matter how popular you are with the public, those in the profession know your true reputation.
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3 years
My dad’s oncologist firmly believes my dad’s glioblastoma, which killed him, was caused by his exposure to Agent Orange during Vietnam. His claim was denied by the VA. If we want to celebrate our veterans, we need to take care of them when they return from serving.
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1 month
@minakimes @dandakich He disagrees with the part where a woman had an opinion on sports. He’s the worst
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3 years
If I tell you I have two daughters, the appropriate response is not “So are you still trying for the boy?”
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6 months
Hi, it’s me. (By the great @asherperlman )
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6 months
At some point it has to be asked: can we stop blaming women for literally everything?
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At some point it has to be asked: is Taylor Swift killing the @Chiefs ?
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11 months
@erasmuse @lucasdrayton @jenohara_ I’m sorry, but how on earth can you hear about this situation and have this be your reaction? I mean it’s a pretty awful abuse of the power dynamic, an abuse of the trust placed in the person, and many many other things.
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3 years
Heckled...by...cartels?
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11 months
The little-utilized basis for a Motion to Dismiss, "I'm Tired of This."
@DEADLINE
Deadline Hollywood
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis urged The Walt Disney Co. to drop its lawsuit against him, while telling CNBC that he has “moved on” from his battle with company and that it should drop the lawsuit against him
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Collin S
1 year
Panel at a legal conference on diversity in the profession.
@theCBBstories
The College Basketball Stories Podcast
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Who are these guys? Wrong answers only.
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3 years
Hey @darth my in-laws’ youngest dog, Dusty, turns 3 today and he is ready for any celebration:
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3 years
I’m 8 months past my dad’s passing a and I’m still not ok. And if you experienced loss, please know that it takes a long time to be ok.
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Collin S
2 years
Tort law exam hypo come to life.
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2 years
A trailer carrying 100 monkeys collided with a dump truck this afternoon just off I-80 near Danville. According to state police, four of those monkeys got loose. The PA Game Commission is looking for the monkeys.
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I think I am probably similar to many others in that: 1) I would love to have an alternative to Biden; 2) We desperately need new people running for office; 3) Voting for Biden is an easy call for me when the alternative is Trump.
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4 years
Hi @JoeBiden - I am 39 and would love to serve on a federal court until old age. HMU.
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3 years
Wait you have to work?
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4 years
Losing a parent the week of Thanksgiving is a big gut punch in a year full of them.
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4 years
This ad has quite the plot twist.
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5 years
@pixelatedboat So the green light wasn’t a metaphor - it was literally for boat traffic?
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Collin S
4 years
If you want a dose of joy on this Saturday, check out my 4 year old’s reaction in this photo (from our holiday card photo session).
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3 years
This is 40. And needing a haircut. But mostly 40.
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3 years
Cooper is home! This is now primarily a Cooper account. I don’t make the rules.
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1 year
So when my dad went to Vietnam, my grandmother threw out all his baseball cards because she didn’t expect him to return. He found this one many years later in a floorboard. The most important card in my collection. @Drewhoff @prewarcards @breakoutcards_ @CardsStory
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1 year
What if you see a puppy?
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Apparently, if you can see two people hugging, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?
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6 months
Shout out to outside counsel who immediately gave credit to the associate for all of her work on an issue.
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8 months
The job news that I mentioned vaguely earlier is that as of this week I am leading the Subrogation Complex Claim team here at Travelers. The team handles the largest and most complex Subrogation pursuits in the company. It's a wonderful opportunity and I am so thankful for it!
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8 months
LinkedIn has its issues, but since sharing my job change I've heard many wonderful things from friends and colleagues I have worked with over my career, and it's been just really amazing. I consider myself unremarkable and am pleasantly surprised to hear people think well of me.
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1 year
One of the neat things on here is you find yourself rooting on the success and career journeys of people you haven’t met.
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11 months
If your parents are toxic, it’s ok for your kids to not have a relationship with some of their grandparents. Being a relative does not equal an obligation. My mother has not seen my kids in 4-5 years and will never see them again.
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Opinion about Parenting that would get you like this? Let’s have them!
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2 years
Sometimes being a lawyer (or professional of any kind) means you do something really awesome that can't be publicized or is super internal to the company/firm/client. Today is one of those days. It was a good day.
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3 years
Pro tip - if you’re a prospective vendor who cold emails someone, don’t send a snarky follow up email when I don’t respond. (This has happened twice in the past few weeks)
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1 year
@_FleerUltra Yeah if you’re careful enough with your word choice to say “not strictly,” that should be a moment of self-awareness.
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3 years
So I’ve had pandemic weight gain - around 20-25 pounds. Between my dad dying and other significant stress, it’s understandable. And I’m ok with it. And if you are in the same situation, you should be ok with it too. We are all doing the best we can.
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2 years
A question I get from law students a lot - when do you stop being nervous? The answer? Never. I presented to our Claim General Counsel today, who I know very well, and still had some nerves. Being nervous is ok. The key is harnessing it and still delivering your best work.
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8 months
Many stupid things about this but…electronic filing can happen on a weekend. Is he hand-delivering to the clerk?
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4 years
I have a Subrogation joke, but you’ll never recover.
@TheMikeChase
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I have an attorney-client privilege joke, but I can’t tell it to you.
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2 years
A late update - the girls received their as-filed papers from @CecereCarl . They are understandably thrilled with his advocacy.
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So I'm going to take the unusual step of posting the brief in full.
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3 years
Holiday pictures came out amazing!
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1 year
Probably this?
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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11 months
These would be demolished 30 seconds after the server left.
@Parkerlawyer
Lady Lawya
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My husband offered me $500 to eat one of these. Tuna tartare on crispy rice with caviar. I simply cannot. Would you?
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3 years
One thing I’ve learned is that it isn’t enough just to be a mentor. People need advocates.
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7 months
Dude in the lower right is a rock star trial lawyer who has 10 homes but wears the same tattered jacket every trial and starts each opening with “I’m no fancy lawyer, but..”
@heyitsalexsu
Alex Su
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Wachtell, Cravath, Kirkland, Clients
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1 year
Me walking into the Chevron conversation having done well in Admin Law in law school
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2 years
Why do people get so upset about this?
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3 years
Why are we doing this to a country we consider an ally?
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4 years
@RMFifthCircuit “Accuracy is secondary to whether I like the quote” is a heck of a way to live.
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6 months
Being a two-working parent household and finding childcare or camps with convenient drop off/pick up hours.
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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name something harder than this😭
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11 months
@SIfill_ Admire your work, but “low level ambulance chasers” is not an ideal description, and all of the criteria you note above is not dispositive on someone being an ethical lawyer.
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4 years
Have a close family member in their last days. Please send good thoughts for an easy time for them.
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3 years
The question that will set Twitter discourse on fire: is a law firm a sandwich?
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1 year
As this place dives into seemingly more awfulness, reminder that @CecereCarl did something extremely kind for my kiddos as a result of a joking Tweet. There are some wonderful people I’ve connected with here, and he is one of them.
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So I'm going to take the unusual step of posting the brief in full.
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3 years
Stay with me here: normalize onion rings as a breakfast side. Breakfast sandwich with a side of onion rings?
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8 months
I am forever on team “don’t get cute in judicial opinions”
@RMFifthCircuit
Raffi Melkonian
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Not on my bingo card for today ( from CA5 Judge Jerry Smith in a case involving the ADA)
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2 years
Pro tip for folks new to having direct reports. I keep running Word documents with accomplishments over the year, which makes it much easier to deliver year end reviews. It also helps structure feedback over the course of the year.
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1 year
It’s wild to me that so many folks are adamantly opposed to feeding kids.
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1 year
Why stop with lunch when we have breakfast and dinner too? Why stop with kids? Why stop with food?
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So…LaCroix?
@hello__caitlin
c a i t l i n
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We’ve come full circle
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Cooper has learned to jump up on the box by the window so he can get on the window sill. Good morning.
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3 years
I have so much imposter syndrome, but today I stepped back and realized I will be speaking at a national industry conference in my focus (Subrogation) for the 3rd time, and realized I am legitimately an expert in my field. And that is a very cool feeling.
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Hey guys I ran a 10k
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6 years
Come for the cleaning, stay for the fisticuffs.
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1 year
@J_Dot_J Doesn’t seem so modern for Modern Law amirite
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2 years
I again ask how today is not Friday
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4 years
Can’t help but think people severely underestimate the impact of growing up with money as a stress in the household; that feeling doesn’t go away, no matter your situation as an adult. To be a kid, having no choice in family positions, and constantly having that powerless concern
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4 years
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS AREA OF PRACTICE
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3 years
Yes I woke up at 3 this morning BUT I am adorable sooo…
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4 years
I’m not sure why we are crapping on everyone’s holiday traditions. If someone puts up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving? Fine. If they use “Elf on a Shelf” for their kids? Great. If they say “Happy Holidays?” Say thank you! It’s been a rough year. Celebrate joy.
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3 years
Ah yes some bourbon on the rocks and a nice salad without dressing. Classic combo.
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3 years
First lobster roll of the season; and “bag of doughnuts” (fritters with shrimp and lobster). From The Mooring in Newport.
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1 year
Ah yes I remember the pre-COVID days when folks were doing pull-ups in the break room and suicide sprints in the cafeteria.
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Their main concern is that remote work promotes a more sedentary lifestyle, which can contribute to blood clots, cardiovascular disease and diabetes.
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3 years
If you’re wondering how our morning is going I just gave opening statements for the prosecution in the case of who took Oreos at 7 am without asking their parents.
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4 years
I am legit struggling to do the best I can at my job (note: I have amazing support from my boss/colleagues) while also teaching distance learning to my kids (4 and 7). It is incredibly hard. This is not a complaint - just a message that if you feel the same, you are not alone.
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2 years
And so it starts - 48 hours until we leave.
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3 years
Cheers to the last hours of 39.
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6 months
Pro tip - if you are a member of a gym and you see new folks there, be nice to them! Don’t complain about it being crowded or dump on people picking up fitness in the New Year. Be kind and supportive.
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Folks I was promised I would never have to hear about this again after the bar
@hunterschuler
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@RMFifthCircuit "Rule Against Perpetuities" is the #9 U.S. trend on Twitter 👀
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4 years
So, yesterday my daughter (7) was hungry, so I opened a can of soup for her. Fin.
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7 months
Public defender, no doubt. Some of the best lawyers I’ve ever met are public defenders
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I…I think it’s cool she is doing this.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
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My dad would be so proud & he would actually be so shocked to know that this is my path now but he would’ve been my best study partner. I am told he was notorious for making fun of people who didn’t pass on their first attempt like him, but he would’ve been my best cheerleader!
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4 months
I did something big very well at work today and all the positive feedback will give me approximately five minutes (maybe four) of escape from imposter syndrome and self doubt.
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3 years
Hi @POTUS , I’m 39, have tried cases, and can serve for decades. If you’re looking for district or circuit judge, HMU.
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1 year
@CTIronman Sure. And there are likely things that people have done in court without the judge’s knowledge that got through. Still taking a risk though.
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4 years
Hey all. Cases get dismissed with prejudice ALL THE TIME.
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3 years
Grief is a crazy thing. You feel it to some extent when certain people die. Then you lose someone where the grief is permanent. You never lose it. And it changes you.
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5 year old announced she is moving to Martha’s Vineyard when she grows up. Either that or NYC or Boston. Listen kid, our money runs out after college and maybe grad school.
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Just an all-time great community note.
@peta
PETA
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We’re lucky turkeys would never do this to us—you don’t have to do it to them, either. Art by @freebison
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I got some really great professional news today which has pretty much made my week.
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1 year
Vladeck has argued before SCOTUS multiple times but sure go off
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4 years
Admitting “I have privilege” doesn’t take away from your accomplishments, but acknowledges there are others who have a tougher road to the same point.
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This is not a feel-good story.
@NoLieWithBTC
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
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JUST IN: An arena in South Dakota is holding a “Dash for Cash” where teachers get on their knees and fight for one dollar bills that they can use for classroom supplies while spectators watch and cheer. (h/t @AnnieTodd96 )
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Girls are vaccinated! WOO HOO
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Is a “major appeal” like objecting “strenuously?
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
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BREAKING: US attorney Jonathan Turley expects a major appeal on behalf of the Trump team and calls the $364 million fine and 3-year disbarment from doing business in New York “excessive.”
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I grew up, not in poverty, but with money as an extreme struggle - and it’s wild the difference between people who understand how that affects someone, for their whole life, and folks who have zero clue. When we talk about things like free lunch, it’s about basic dignity.
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