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he/him (cis) lgm sober since 12/10/21 your friendly, neighborhood whiter man pfp: Cat Johnston
Joined July 2010
@audiomaucr @KevinSussman I hope you don’t stop watching movies with actors who have assaulted someone because that leaves none movies.
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@neilaglet My nephew came back from preschool talking about "humping" other kids and it turned out it was pulling the middle of their shirt back to make a camels hump.
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@GarbageApe Food takes are the absolute lowest form of posts on this place. The Desantis of content.
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@DiabolicalSpuds "why are you mocking trans children?" is not a question I expected to ask my 70 yo dad and certainly not in front of 3 kids under 7.
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@JasonZendlo @jerryiannelli Congrats Jason! I just hit 6 months alcohol free and it’s people like you that convinced me I can keep it up.
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@banalplay How am I supposed to vote for any democrat? Their party is openly lying to me and they don’t want to beat the guy who wants my friends in camps.
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@teameffujoe @meefstewk @SAMOYEDCORE “People point out how stupid and ugly I am frequently. This one wasn’t my favorite” - this jagoff.
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@lukeisamazing What's crazy to me is these people think accurate, nuanced history is LESS interesting.
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@thechefpants @matthewstoller @Kevin88122648 This is the funniest and most spot on conservative media thread ever. Just the dullest guy paid to pretend he doesn’t know what’s going on, devolving into an Onion article from 20 years ago
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@ReuvenWeinstein @paynushurts Don't forget get you all invented The Holocaust 2: This Time We're the Nazis.
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@bartsimsonreal That's a weird response. You could try getting a personality. Maybe even then you'd meet friends irl.
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@toniboloninoni @BamboozledYou @silver6kraid @DamagedSector @MischiefsYT @ethangach Like honestly man, a lot of this shit comes down to you wanting a fap fantasy all the time and it's fucking weird. Especially since you knuckle draggers have the sexual desire of gnat. Boring ass fucking vanilla incels.
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@feelsdesperate @nkulw How are you tweeting during school? Doesn’t your teacher take away your phone?.
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@richard_normal That's Mr met baby. Born an ordinary man, cursed to be a Mets fan. The horror. Not to mention the botched operations that lead to his haunting visage
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@tyrunn @DrawingEggen @kashaj10 @gina_scot @astor_charlie Smartest transphobe couldn't work a revolving door.
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@CathyLuE827 @williamlegate @riomedic @ShwansScott @realDonaldTrump There were actual facts and he made several points.
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@fortzon @steinkobbe I just saw that today, and I forget which zoo wouldn’t tranquilizer the walrus but did say “walrus’s have a right to adventure”.
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@robertawbb @HUSKER_D00_1200 "content creator" is synonymous with "I need attention no matter how".
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@NotABigJerk I think someone should stop this guys food until he figures out what hunger is.
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@phosphor_glow @Srirachachau "its what the French call a certain. I don't know what" is as close to a perfect joke as I can think og.
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@opinonhaver Do these type of people ignore the statistics of who is most likely to abuse children or think they’re made up?.
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@LizRummy @RealCandaceO I like how her and her husband are just making anti-woke versions of existing businesses to fail. Hopefully they end the scourge of SJW pet stores called PatriPet.
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@RottenInDenmark I think car-people have a hard time feeling superior to cyclists on moral grounds so it's only reactionary murder left.
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@whyangelinawhy This page from a fake Spanish dictionary is onscreen for less than 4 seconds and has so many jokes
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@molochofficial @dennisbhooper I think next summer that post will be shared next to some mugshots.
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@gillx83 @machteloze @OwenBenjamin @PixelSlap Ok schizo, just remember to stay 100 yards from any school.
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@NotABigJerk A short series of hisses in the dark as trump uses his speed-sniffles to echolocate prey.
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@YeenEnjoyer @ProtonInspector @gol_mia It's crazy how they're going from the most expensive empire the world has ever seen to an increasingly isolated, paranoid and bitter island.
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@joshuabstark @reesejgorman I bet this sounded real tough and poignant echoing around your skull.
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@TheRCScott @SallyMayweather I used to consider myself a libertarian and then I graduated my freshman year in high school.
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@drmistercody @AutismCapital @thedailybeast Always publishing stories during business hours, classic daily beast.
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@johnnyventure @MikeDeCillis @shannonrwatts one maxim ive heard that’s held true from my experience is People from New England are kind but not nice and the south is nice but not kind.
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@LMoondog06 @RottenInDenmark Thank you for sharing, it’s more important to have trans people and their families voices heard than prejudiced bigots. I hope your daughter is doing well!.
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@PleaseBeGneiss @fuckyouiquit "well if I don't check my email I can't ever get phished. Check and make".
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@JBActors @hasanthehun Chief, you're defending beheading children with US weapons. Keep words like honor out of your mouth.
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@flankwatchksu @OttoWerkr @ZiggsMom @menickybeth @big_monkeyball It's very kind of you to say they think.
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@generalslug I saw someone yesterday saying that lizzo and jack black being in Star Wars meant the high school bullies won and had ruined Star Wars. LIZZZO and JACK BLACK on a tv show meant the bullies won.
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@still_oppressed You know, they did the standard white defense, learned more and said they were wrong. Don't see that often.
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@halomancer1 This reminds of republicans with Biden dropping out. These animals want to make it illegal for them to lose.
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@NotABigJerk 🎶come out ye terf and tans, .come out and fight me like a trans .show all th’ funny jokes from bee of Babylon,.Tell em how the girls who like to dance,.Made you shit your pants.At the local public library in houston🎶.
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@sayer_of_stuff You just described a de facto ban on interfaith marriages. Also I’m sure the israelis you’re defending love being compared to their neighbors as equally justified in their bigotry.
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