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@charleyonhere
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2 years
The unemployed friend at 3:00 pm on a Monday
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2 years
Spielberg was only 26 when he made Jaws. Michael Jackson was only 24 when he recorded Thriller. SE Hinton was only 19 when The Outsiders was published. It’s too late. You need to give up
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Every day. Nothing compares to the midnight release of a new candle
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Do you miss these days?
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Remember when Chris Evans invited this kid to an Avengers premiere and it turned out the kid was getting beat up for being racist lmao
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Having friends
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Alfie ☀️
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What's this trope called
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I’m so fuckin heated bro. You’re not gonna believe this shit. I drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
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Filling a humidifier with Panera lemonade and closing the garage door
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conservative neighbor: did you hear they’re eating pets? Me, having run over his cat last week: that’s probably what happened to Simba dude
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uncle’s new facebook avi goes insanely hard
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newborn babies after they open their eyes
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Pink Floyd: what if we’re misusing the time in our lives Led Zeppelin: what if love is the only way we can move forward The Who: what if a disabled kid was good at pinball
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Trump shooter was in a BlackRock video. Probably nothing.
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Alien isn’t about cosmic horror or capitalism or birth trauma or any of that stuff. It’s about when you try to kill a big bug in your house and it gets away
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Looks cool. Thanks Garfield Movie News
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The Garfield Movie News
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE🚨: Here's your first look at the 'Alien: Romulus' Xenomorph popcorn bucket!
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Chris Christie: I know you’re watching, Donald. You’re afraid Donald onstage to 50 thousand people: Root Beer!! It was terrific. But it’s different now! Very very different. It doesn’t taste like it did when we were kids does it, folks (crowd boos) They must have changed it,
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@cavkingpaul
Paul Fahrenheidt
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There is nothing I find more disgusting than the Millennial concept of the “Friend Group.” Where the women within spin webs of drama using the dead-eyed “men” as objects of entertainment. Even more disgusting are their bastardized holidays, “Friendsgiving” and “Friendsmas.”
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old guy: it’s too dangerous to go alone! Take this Link (Jason Bateman): sooo we’re just giving swords to kids now. In a cave. That’s a thing now
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Universal and Illumination are reportedly closing a deal to make a ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie. (Source: )
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We got ‘Shawn Mendes’ to voice the crocodile, Lemon
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@FilmUpdates
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The trailer for ‘Lyle, Lyle Crocodile’, starring Javier Bardem, Constance Wu and Shawn Mendes as the voice of Lyle the Crocodile has been released.
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Gen Z: sex scenes add nothing to the plot Millennials: the puriteens are at it again lmaooo the only happy person you know: Panera chicken avacado melt 😋
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Zooey Deschanel said yes and now that pussy is his property, brother! 👥 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 This user was killed in a shootout with police
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Nice Guys heads watching Knives Out get like 5 sequels
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This is a red flag to me. it means the restaurant is wasting time cleaning instead of focusing on the food
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Are you people in 5th grade
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@TheWapplehouse
Kristi Yamaguccimane
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Reply with your best post of the year. Not the one that did the best numbers necessarily but the one you’re proudest of
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3 years max before one of these guys win best director for a movie about Being Kind
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You’re like 40 man why is weed still your entire deal
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Seth Rogen calls ‘OPPENHEIMER’ the “ideal edible scenario.” (Source: )
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Gotta admit this move was cold
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Jada Pinkett Smith reveals she ran over a hitchhiker on a dark country road. ‘I just kept going’
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when I watch 4 terrible horror movies in 1 day
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really fascinated by uncanny valley way that Brie Larson posts. like she got infected by The Thing and is trying to seem normal
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check this out dude (I walk down imaginary stairs behind a couch but then there’s a real gunshot)
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Still some of the most beautiful hating I’ve ever seen. RIP king.
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Matthew Perry fires shots at Keanu Reeves "Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?"
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Dry cheerios aren’t available. What are you eating in this
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Airdropping this to an old man leaving flowers at his wive’s grave
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@TheCinegogue
The Cinegogue
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Fede Álvarez should make a new The Thing film.
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@WhitneyPuppy
🎃☠️ Scarlet Whit🦇🕸
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It seems silly, but the fact that we all trauma dumped on Elmo yesterday, and that we all cried when Steve from Blues Clues told us he was proud of us during the pandy PROVES that children’s entertainment is so much more than “entertainment,” and has a lasting effect on empathy.
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Cannot be overstated how much more charm and personality the gags in the Raimi trilogy have over literally anything else in theaters today
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A normal person: “I can easily avoid this tackle by moving to the side.” Peter Parker:
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A new Predator, a new Texas Chainsaw, a new Scream, and a new Halloween in the same year. And they all absolutely blow ass
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Stripper: you like what you see? guy who still posts about The Batman: not as much as I like The Batman but yeah
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@billmaher
Bill Maher
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Let's call Halloween what it is - excuse to dress like a hooker night
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My veterinarian did this before he euthanized my cat
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Joel and Ethan: have you seen them? They were terrific, these guys. We used to get them both for a movie. Both of them. Now you only get one. It’s gotten so bad
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DCU Updates
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Our first look at CLARK KENT
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hot people who suck at stuff always reminds me of my favorite 30 Rock joke where Liz goes ‘Ew, what’s in this salmon?’ and Jon Hamm goes ‘Gatorade :)’
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Wyd if you’re on a date with this girl but the Ninja Turtles call you
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-Lena Dunham is making a Polly Pocket movie. -Wow. She really does like Tiny Furniture
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Dude you gotta check out this great new meme. It’s Sydney Sweeney sitting and smiling. It’s hilarious
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Baller of the First Sin
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You ever wonder how many people have jerked off to you?
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(watching There Will Be Blood) yooo he’s got a bowling alley in his house
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Jane Coaston 🏔️
1 year
Two movies that have aged in super weird ways: “Fight Club” and “American Beauty,” both about how awful it was to be uh economically stable and generally okay in the late 1990s
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the ‘animation IS cinema’ people always pick the dweebiest movies to make their argument. Just post Beavis and Butt-Head Do America guys, nobody would disagree
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Nothing funnier than finding out a really jaded mutual is only like 20 because they posted something like ‘John Wick 2 blew my mind in middle school’
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Me after a spicy mcchicken deluxe
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So funny that this is considered ‘the good one’
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Captain America vs Winter Soldier This fight is beautiful and insanely well choreographed
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3 types of Ethan Hawke movies 1. the early heartthrob stuff 2. one of the best performances you’ve ever seen 3. VOD movie where he’s holding a gun
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They appear as a red dot on my mini-map
What is a subtle sign someone isn’t a good person?
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so now he’s in the cab, he asks the driver about the ducks - it’s winter, New York, the pond freezes. He wants to know where the ducks go. I felt like saying ‘Holden, please, you’ve got bigger problems.’ He’s got the red cap, maybe it’s warm. I think it’s pretty stupid, the cap
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We’re hearing that he’s back
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the 4 types of people on here
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Dogass wattpad smut with guy adjusting his tie on the cover: ⭐️4.2 Pulitzer Prize winner that you would remember for the rest of your life: ⭐️3.5
@TheAlexSylvian
Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan)
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goodreads is just completely useless for finding out whether a book is good or not
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Gonna level with you guys here. There are other books besides Dune and Blood Meridian
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MEGALOPOLIS: a kaleidoscopic dreamscape from the far reaches of imagination. A miasma of images in conjunction with sound. Haven’t seen it
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2023 Predictions: •hot girls start rollerblading •Mahershala Ali drops out of Blade •Trump makes DeSantis cry •Tiktok discovers Invader Zim •a YA author murders someone •viral Subway sandwich
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the right director could probably get a good performance out of Chris Evans but if he tried to make an interesting movie his agent would detonate the chip in his brain
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this is Pearl Harbor for adults with Gravity Falls tattoos
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The Hollywood Handle
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‘THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE’ opened with 47% on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 Read our review:
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Sundays in November
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This deserved 12 likes max. You people are so dumb
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oh cool. they're doing the Serbian pigeon thing with books now
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Not many people have goon caves in California
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The dickriding is crazy! Kidding. He was a great guy, sorry for your loss
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They should make a GTA game for people uncomfortable with committing crimes
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Really tired of directors slipping little nods to better movies/filmmakers into their IP slop for brownie points
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So uhh there’s a new movie out, new movie. it’s 3 hours long, and it‘s about horrific crimes committed by white people. it’s called ‘The Eras Tour’
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Dourif with the best line read of all time
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Modern day version of Daniel Plainview’s bowling alley
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Cam 🎮 (@CamXPetra)
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What's stopping you from building a game room in your basement?
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They made a big deal about him giving up baby yoda and now he just has him back again. This shit sucks ass
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Reunited. The new season of #TheMandalorian starts streaming March 1, only on @DisneyPlus .
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Family complained I couldn’t put on T2 cause it’s not a christmas movie. Within 2 minutes everyone’s hypnotized like a dog waiting for you to throw a tennis ball
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she absolutely saw the article
@brielarson
Brie Larson
2 years
Sometimes all you need is a sprinkler, a charcuterie board, a polaroid and friends!
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Bong Joon Ho has a new movie coming out. Google ‘Mickey 17’ to learn more
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What’s up with all these posts lately. Nobody ever said animation is bad but now everyone is firmly insisting that Over The Hedge is important
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Sorry, Drumpf. You asked for a ‘Stormy night?’ Well, you got a whole damn hurricane. 🔁40k ♥️230k | | Raise your hand if you wanna read my new screenplay! 🔁0 ♥️0
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$3 animated bible movie you'd see in a gas station
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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The first trailer for Kevin Hart’s ‘CONFESSIONS FROM THE HART’ has been released. The animated anthology series will release on July 6 on Roku.
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stupid. Fuck you
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@rajat_suresh a guy desperate for human contact pressing yes so he can get tackled to the ground
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Millennial book culture is so fucking humiliating
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By Avatar 4 Quaritch will be the Darth Vader of the 21st century. Book it
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vrynn
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Stephen Lang: "Hope doesn't exist without despair. Eden doesn't exist without the serpent. Quaritch is a necessity; he becomes part of the fabric of this planet, even if it's to test it." Shrieking
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I like to consider myself an open-minded guy when it comes to the vast subjectivity of human art. But if you truly believe Alien 3 is better than Aliens I really don’t think you should be allowed to drive a car
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It’s gotta be a real piece of dogshit if they had to cut this guy a check
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Scott Seiss
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“Here’s what you need to know before you see Cocaine Bear”
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Sawyer Knight
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you can only meet 5, choose wisely.
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@jamesjmccarron
James McCarron
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Lana Del Rey is a bit like Kubrick in that she’s quite obviously the best of her era, but her art exists in a liminal space of its own, cool enough to be a cultural force but too authentic for major awards bodies to give her the honors she clearly deserves.
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When I go to the bathroom drunk and notice myself in the mirror
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just learned that Paul Schrader got Jodie Foster fan mail from John Hinckley Jr. and lied to the FBI about it
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Did she really just shoot ‘authenticity is dangerous and expensive’ from the hip like that
@ncrmalpeople
feral
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AYO’S COMMENT I CAN’T
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live jazz records where you can hear people talking and glasses clinking. we love that stuff don’t we folks
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Too many posts about how Colin Farrell is an unproblematic sweetie pie. You guys are asking for trouble
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GDT quote tweeting the Scorsese piece
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if Don’t Worry Darling is as bad as it seems it could be the end of Harry Styles and his stupid Ace Ventura outfits
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I really miss when failed actors would just let the dream die and get jobs installing storm windows or whatever
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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If he needs a better one-
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