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@LizRummy

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Dave. Giving this site another 10 year trial run. Bluesky:

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@LizRummy
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TETSUYA YAMAGAMI WAS ABLE TO DO IT WITH A GUN HE BUILT IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAP
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good work everyone🫡
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Onion writer curses, crumples draft
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Paul Gosar says he will arm wrestle Matt Gaetz to decide who gets Kyle Rittenhouse as an intern
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Skip to 0:30 and see what he just casually drops in a few seconds later
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@BNODesk
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Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec
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holy shit they're working together
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Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations
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Even on a non-ironic level it's astounding how much better this is than Grimes' latest release
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Trying to dox a girl with high school pics because she and her friend made fun of an influencer setting up a tripod to film the public at a baseball game, site is just getting more normal by the minute
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arguing is my fav sport
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meanwhile this her
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I want to see this go all the way to trial solely for the moment when the bailiff instructs Tim to please remove his hat in the courtroom
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Just hall of fame stuff here. All-time worst logo
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@Glukeose Bury those negative thoughts like we buried those two
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A lot of mockery here but not a single post actually debating his point. Curious
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JOE BIDEN: “In beer brew here... Huh ish issah use to make the brew beer here.. Issh Weer-fining... Oooooh Earth Rider... Thanks for the Great Lakes!”
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wonder how long until he has to backtrack
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@exavierpope "I'm the shit" "Hello police? My Uber driver wants me to pick up my food. Help"
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@LizRummy
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2 years
How do you fuck up 3 words this badly
@paleofuture
Matt Novak
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Elon Musk shouting "I'm rich, bitch," while the sound people at Chappelle's show honk a horn to drown out the boos from the crowd is one of the saddest videos I've ever seen.
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The "check out this idiot" to "wtf I'm just a smol bean" pipeline
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If you ever wonder how is it possible a guy like Elon is so disconnected with what the average person actually thinks of him it's because this is who he surrounds himself with
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lol owned
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Imagine having this level of misplaced confidence where you agree to do *live* comedy without understanding how humans move and speak
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SNL's gen z hospital sketch might just be the worst thing I have ever witnessed unbearable levels of cringe
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Discover more Sourced from across X
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This is the car that Mr Beast apparently tipped a server with, no I don't think that's like receiving 5 million
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@luvtrxyy
𝕿𝖗𝖊𝖞
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@mihaisbacc that’s like randomly receiving $5 million and then complaining it’s not enough 😭
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To clarify: 425 eth, or "1.6 m", was transferred from one account to another, giving the impression this amount was actually moved between two very distinct people who are definitely not affiliated in any way
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This sold for 425 ETH. $1.59M.
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Man who will never have the possibility of getting a woman pregnant: Why would you get a vasectomy
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Wonder why the clip isn't this verse
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@AintGottaDollar
Oliver Anthony Music
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Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days. Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.
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gamergate, measles outbreaks, bacon guys time is a flat circle
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Eatinerni
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So… this is an absolute game changer
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"The Tesla of euthanasia" seems redundant
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@punished_cait Hey reddit, my gf touched a glowing green cannister in the desert and now most of her skin has fallen off, any recommendations
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@Angry_Staffer
Angry Staffer 🌻
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I’m loving the replies — they all lack reading comprehension. Every civilian life is precious, and we should do everything we can to prevent casualties. That being said, Russia killed 2 million in the Soviet-Afghan war. On. Purpose. 363k in 20 years vs. 2 million in 9. 1/2
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just incredible
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2 years
just fyi if you're on the phone with your maga dad in the coming weeks and you have to continually repeat yourself it's because they keep pulling the phone from their ear to see if the screen is off
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@superloafcat Naturally, I did the helicopter with it
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This might be the most common question posed by emergency services for anyone middle aged or over and has been for decades
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@notdanilu You're laughing. A speculative asset with no utility other than environmental destruction and who's price is driven by wash trading on unregulated exchanges and 'have fun staying poor' memes is tanking, and you're laughing
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(screenshot as it's from Mastodon)
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@cooIboobs wish I could believe this, but as it's been established, he died
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@borgposting when you find out you're a communist
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@Vanessa_ABee When you meet someone you're attracted to the interaction should consist of "Hello. Sex?" - anything else is deceptive
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I would not expect this subject to be so incriminating
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He purposely froze a gif of someone winking to make it look like it was a smiling gif. All they do is lie.
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@elonmusk hon you seem upset, something happen last night
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@steinkobbe "You sure that's a sustainable year-round business?" Hey, here's some Hitler facts for you
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Was going to respond with this sarcastically but a terf already did it sincerely
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The most incorrect usage of this meme ever, I'm in awe
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Communist Revolution☭♥️
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"your meme game is strong"
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Here's two images side by side for no reason
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@horse_feedbag when your hot dog question is not answered promptly
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what is happening
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@LightsCameraPod "Scooby" is now a 51 year old high school chemistry teacher. Long embittered by his belief that his potential tech empire was stolen from him, he ruthlessly employs his skills to instead become the meth kingpin of Albuquerque
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This should not exist. Very upset right now
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Don't you hate that, when people complain about the sun
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oh no
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@TheNewDailyAu
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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has been involved in a car accident in Kyiv. #Ukraine
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Online liberal encountering a blue collar worker: Ah, a likely story
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If you're pushing Reagan welfare queen shit in 2023 your soul isn't 'old', it's decrepit
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@LiquidCognition
Liquid Cognition 🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲
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@MeganSuspended Ha, for real. They think I want the native population to be murdered for the annexation just because I'm a Jew/Zionist. Un fucking real.
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just made the best piece of toast in my life
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incredible
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@alexnpress
Alex Press
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reflecting on an incredible Eric Adams moment
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@AllenWest Allen I know people are saying 'wtf', 'lol this is incredibly weird', 'what a pathetic dork', 'top-tier freak shit', but bear in mind those are things they are saying
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@JedediahBila how often do you rely on sex traffickers for protection
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rip 🫡
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@thehill
The Hill
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Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reflected on her 2016 presidential campaign, saying that female voters deserted her in the campaign's last days because she was "not perfect."
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Looking great sir! Very normal skin tone and the facial expressions were very human, that's a wrap
@RogerJStoneJr
Roger Stone
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Looking for a high-quality, premium cigar at a GREAT price? This Nicaraguan longleaf tabaco, rolled on the thighs of Nicaraguan virgins, is what I smoke. 🔥 produces just that—Discount w/ promo code: STONE
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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The official tagline for X is “Blaze your glory!”
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Goddamn just how much Chapelle has fallen off. Like the decision to bring Elon up there in the first place is lame enough, but just a pathetic attempt to try and salvage it. Just nothing there
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Also the OP and so many of the replies are "Man I would fuck them up so badly" and they all have kpop avatars, child you are not leaving the house
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@brielarson this is inappropriate, please behave in public
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Nearly 1 billion in net worth and qt'ing a 56 follower uni student to your 14 million followers because they said "your books are bad", that's just living healthy
@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
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Read something else then, you muppet.
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@PageSix Grimes spotted by person she hired for photoshoot
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Is there a third party who can take custody of these kids
@Grimezsz
𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳
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What they don't tell you is that capitalism itself is the most obvious vehicle for intelligence and evolution, That the only thing saving you from governance by "autonomous capital" is the selfishness and laziness of women, who are refusing en masse to feed the machine. The
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@CBSNews Yes, we expect them to do jobs they're particularly bad at and have no interest in doing. Seems like an issue
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Just moved 3 cans of Peace Iced Tea from the top to the middle rack in my fridge. I sold $2.99 worth of beverages today. Never stop grinding
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butmogged some hamas zoomers today
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@bariweiss
Bari Weiss
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What happens when the sirens sound in Tel Aviv. This is the highway right at the airport.
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I'm riagh bitch
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@conceptualgems Love the influencers comment "I can hear everything they're saying" - yes, because you're in public, filming them
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Was about to join in the clowning on this but hold up
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@JUNlPER sorry followers, new policy
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@QueanPolitik @bimbomarxist you people say I'm rich, but you're not accounting for all the money I invest so it becomes more money
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@LizRummy
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3 years
This man was coerced by his employer to receive the Pfizer on Saturday. This was him on Sunday. Money ain't worth it, people.
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@MrTooDamnChris calluses on finger from flicking the safety off and on as my daily 20 deliveries arrive
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It's a City of Baltimore jacket with the mayors name on it you fucking idiot
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@JUNlPER @katewillett looked and sounded exactly the same
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@ElijahSchaffer do you think Hershel being confused by shapes and colors also could have played a factor
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got him
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I like how this guy has to reassure all his followers who refuse to believe his explanation with "People, please! I'm one of you, I'm also a complete fucking idiot"
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@TheJaredMonroe
Jared Monroe
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@Alphafox78 People don’t understand how camera lenses work. Probably lost a little weight and the lighting is different. But 90% of the difference is just a telephoto lens (probably a 70-200mm) vs the super wide selfie camera on your phone.
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@AndrewYang do you wake every morning by rubbing amniotic fluid from your eyes
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@kthorjensen You posted saying there was a fart and there's not. You lied.
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that's right Emma
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Elon diving across the room to hit that delete button
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@nathanTbernard
Nathan Bernard
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Archived video shows all of Maine mass shooter’s Twitter likes before Elon Musk deleted his account.
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Please do this Dave, for the love of god please go through the discovery process I'm begging you
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@SethGreen @BoredApeYC @opensea @doodles @yugalabs @DarkWing84 <48 year old who bought cartoon apes voice> Well frens, it happened to me
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@ndrew_lawrence
Andrew Lawrence
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lol come on
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3 years
Damn just realized he escaped from the site. rip
@nervehaver
nerve haver
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still in absolute awe of this exchange
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