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@badlands_l
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Your assumption is probably wrong. Utterly politically homeless.
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@secrettory12
If only there were some sort of state-funded school for those that couldn't afford private school.
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@InvestingMuslim
@5Pillarsuk
Amazing that you're telling someone how to deal with their own relationship with their faith.
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@RussInCheshire
Thought he was nearly broke? I'd love to go from broke -> £4million house in less than 12 months.
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@HonesttMatty
@brodstanaccount
They're waiting for you to fall asleep before they take any action.
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@JobeDoherty
You're offended: So?
Religion is no more immune from mockery than any other organisation.
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@s8n
Death from Terry Pratchett's novels is how I imagine him. With gravitas; not scary just FINAL.
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@AndyGJBurge
@Conservatives
It's almost like people should plan for their own retirement, and not expect others to fund it in its entirely.
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@GovernmentArtis
@historyinmemes
Did he escape from a maximum security stockade to the LA underground, then survive as a soldier of fortune?
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@MBGW7
@MailOnline
@andoh_adjoa
I wonder how well it would go down on the BBC if I claimed that Barack Obama's family were "terribly black".
There was just no need for a bigoted statement like that.
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@GaryProutCGC
Trev, if you're reading this: You're gutter filth. Absolute scumbag. You know this, but I know you don't care. I'm just glad that the other R IRISH that I & my company worked with were great.
You're a disgrace to your Regiment, the Army and Veterans as a whole. Seek help.
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@PeakyOswald
@metpoliceuk
Oh, Oswald. You're making up things about "an illegally chipped bike" and you're unaware of the laws around speed limits.
It's a 4/10 for effort, 1/10 for results.
Please either try harder, or give up.
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@I_amMukhtar
@JJAnisiobi
Could you clarify if I'm black please? I hear that you're the gatekeeper of colour now.
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@BarristerAbi
There wouldn't have been an arrest, or this entire situation, if she had just shown her ticket when requested.
Entirely of her own doing. Play silly games, win silly prizes.
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@ramiontheroxxx
@ecomarxi
He said that anti-Semitism is on the rise and that's not great. He then wished everyone a happy Christmas.
Somehow, a lot of people got upset by this. Those people often appear to be big fans of Hamas.
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@I_amMukhtar
He's not too good at the whole suing for libel thing - here was his last attempt, I believe:
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@louisezus
I was under them impression that the Royal Family had an income/+ve impact on the UK's finances of over £1 Billion/year, which all went to the government - they were then given back £80 million in the form of the Sovereign Grant to spend.
That income would more than cover this.
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@raghav__rajput
@j32pmxr
@elonmusk
It's 400+ TB with all the images, video, audio & language options that they have.
Musk deliberately framed it in a manner to make it seem smaller than it really is.
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@GreenJennyJones
@Feargal_Sharkey
@Ofwat
@OfwatChiefExec
But they're not. They are paid to provide a sewarage system to the requisite standard - which they aren't doing.
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@AndyGJBurge
@marekesh
@crimlawuk
@PippaCrerar
I believe that a politician would be able to mention it in Parliament, however, and by protected by parliamentary privilege.
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@arben_sallaku
@Naughtydrivers
@TfLTPH
If I wear board shorts to do the shopping, does it mean I'm surfing?
If I wear sunglasses at night, does it mean it's sunny?
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@SholaMos1
It's (apparently) because the ends of the hair were dyed pink, not because of the braids. Photos conveniently (allegedly) don't show the problem areas.
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@RLCCorpsSM
@RMASandhurst
1 of the Para hopefuls in my intake was(allegedly) asked "what would you do if you got to a platoon function late, and caught your Pl Sgt shoving a chicken drumstick into the arse of one of the soldiers"
"Wouldn't serve finger food
@the
next function".
He got in.
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@InvestingMuslim
@5Pillarsuk
"Their Muslim faith" is a really key. Not that which is imposed on them by teachers, Mullahs, their parents or you and I.
I know Muslims who drink alcohol; I know one who would sneak in the odd bacon sandwich.
They're still Muslim and have reconciled it with their own faith.
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@HarryWolst
I genuinely thought she was a parody account, and certainly not a legal professional in real life.
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@JohnBon70133779
@paulhughes2901
What's Luke Littler got to do with the 97?
A bunch of sports fans and scousers going feral at him for holding a paper. Truly pathetic behaviour.
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@noir_joseph
@FoxallMax
@fenwench
@Badbadman2000
@Ronllgetya
@I_amMukhtar
@MLewisLawyer
A couple of days ago he called someone a groomer on here with no evidence.
It seems he's keen on free speech, until others have it. He's against defamation unless it's him doing the defaming.
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@HankinsTrever
@MikeyCycling
Perhaps the cabbie should have thought of that before using his phone?
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@SholaMos1
@LauraLoomer
Loomer is a paid agitator. She doesn't care about what is true, or what is right - just that which causes hate.
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@nayijaf
There was a ceasefire...right up until Hamas broke it.
Stamp on a sleeping tiger's tail - what do you think would happen.
This particular current violence is entirely Hamas' fault.
I pity the poor innocents on both sides who are caught up in this.
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@ShaolinMonk6801
@iamSureshParmar
@HumansNoContext
Bad teeth or not, at least we can say it to our kids without visiting the cemetery.
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@Indefinity007
@AswetiMattias
@theJeremyVine
@AndyCoxDCS
@MikeyCycling
@Lord_nikon0131
@carlafrancome
@laurencyclist
@willnorman
@cyclestefan
@RiderEddie81
@_Dermatologist
@PauloCampbell
@SurreyRoadCops
@paynoroadtax
@feckitdotcom
@mzdt
@BucksCycle
@ldnparks
@BedPkBicyclists
You are not a good driver if you honestly believed what you typed.
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@Mr_Andrew_Fox
@JohnnyMercerUK
If they're anything like a Tesco Clubcard, they can be used quite well for smoothing small amounts of filler on walls.
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@brodstanaccount
@HonesttMatty
I've asked Costa if they're happy with him and his views.
I certainly wouldn't want to work in his branch if I were a female member of staff.
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@pete4740
@mercer_felicity
Pete, you tubby misogynist. Have a word with yourself and stop trying to police other people's thoughts.
P.S. It's "You're" - a contraction of "you are".
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@vcrosby1974
@plisken1
@Stphn_42
@BBCNews
Yeah...but he is.
As much as you may be getting your knickers in a twist, or trying to deny reality...he is your king.
You don't have to like it, but he is.
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@RealTalk_13
@bazunufc
@theashrb
The conditions of carriage for TFL services require you to show your ticket when requested.
She played silly game, and won a silly prize.
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@AyoCaesar
Hamas: we want to get rid of Israel, from the river to the sea.
Ash: Sounds fair.
Israeli Military: we want all in Northern Gaza to move away from where they live.
Ash: <incessant hypocritical whining>
Either neither is acceptable (my opinion) or both are.
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@broseph_stalin
Yeah, how dare they try to reduce the impact on students who are just about to start their careers.
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@HonesttMatty
@tacksf0rsnacks_
@brodstanaccount
@CostaCoffee
Perhaps you should have such vile views. What you're happy with, is rape.
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@IrishLightPaper
You're a vile little shitrag of a paper, aren't you?
Gemma O'Doherty is a nasty little critter who deserves no accolade.
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@alex_m_pym
@OwenJones84
Hamas often use civilian structures like this deliberately so they can then use it against the IDF.
Noone is innocent here.
Hamas need to go before things will improve.
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@dnahinga
@Culture_Crit
That's a lot of words to say "Mary cheated on Joseph and came up with an elaborate cover story, that has now got out of hand".
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@T_Extinguishers
@BBCLondonNews
@itvlondon
@theJeremyVine
@standardnews
@EveningStandard
@CapitalLONnews
@RBKC
@RBKCMayor
Puncture tyres...which will then be replaced before their time, meaning more oil is consumed in their manufacture and more waste/pollution.
Slow handclap.
You simpletons.
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@mattnuttall5
@ForcesNews
Good to see you're focusing on the "important" things.
I saw a young man who was confident in, nd knowledgeable of, his trade giving a good summary of a well-maintained AFV. I think that's more important than a beret - but each to their own.
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@arben_sallaku
@Naughtydrivers
@TfLTPH
Nope. Speed is mainly dictated by legs, not the style of bike. Why do you think "racing bikes" (could you provide your definition please) should be banned from the road?
Do you think "racing cars" should be banned from the road?
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@arben_sallaku
@Naughtydrivers
@TfLTPH
Thank you. Does a racing bike require all these features, or just some?
I want to know your definition.
I have seen bikes racing with low seats, fat tyres, flat handlebars at the Olympics. What about those racing bikes?
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@strangelyperpl1
@fourth_vp
It's not too suppressive when there have been lots of adverts for months and months of how to get free ID so that you're not "suppressed" though.
Worst fascists ever.
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@rmpnco
I love dogs; I have one - but if the dog is not secured in the vehicle it is a danger to itself / the owners if they brake suddenly.
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@novaramedia
Hi, how can you claim you're independent when
@AyoCaesar
and
@rivkahbrown
, who are both your employees, support thw actions of a proscribed terrorist organisation?
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@Tony_Devenish
I looked up just now and couldn't see any aircraft in thw sky.
I demand it is removed!
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@Stsantek
@Daniel_Sugarman
"Love Palestine, Hate Hamas" would work.
Many other ways. It's not difficult.
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@Coffee4Andy
@MilitaryBanter
@mod_dio
On the front page of the BBC Website at the moment, which is a start.
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@ChipsLasagne
@I_amMukhtar
I'm still not sure what he's ever been in of note.
Failed actor, Failed politician. Failed father.
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@PinnacleSF
@tothestarsmhsg
Not even a fucking apology.
I don't know how anyone can bring themselves to work for a company that has so little interest in the service it is paid to provide.
Emma: I am so, so sorry for your loss. There are no other words.
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@3YearLetterman
@Nelson011983
@NoContextBrits
If you didn't understand that, it sounds like the public schools in the US failed you as well.
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@REPLYBONURGENT
@GillCraigie
I take it you mean Vehicle Excise Duty when you say 'Road tax'?
If so, you're still wrong. Plenty of cyclists own vehicles that mean they pay VED as well.
Also, there are car drivers who don't pay VED.
So your entire position on this is a bit rubbish.
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@Nathaniel_Wind
@adoptedcan92
@ChrisRees3
@AdamWagner1
By deliberately doing it on a Jewish business - that's the racially aggregated part.
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@arben_sallaku
@Naughtydrivers
@TfLTPH
No, that's not sufficient I'm afraid. What do you consider a racing bike? Seeing as you are calling for them to be banned from the road, you should be able to define one.
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@stellacreasy
@EPO_lse
1. It says 'would unfriend' not 'has unfriended'
2. It is 20% not 30%
3. We are not the worst of all countries - look at the US in your own graph.
This is really basic reading comprehension. It's worrying that an elected official cannot understand a below GCSE level graph.
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@combat_boot
I think they should issue a BAOR medal, but with criteria so specific that only 3 are issued, just to watch the red-faced Cold War Warriors go apoplectic.
Like "in BAOR on 6/6/78, in Osabrück with 1742 days service & able to prove the consumption of a NAAFI pie that day"
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@T_Extinguishers
@TheLocalGermany
@DIEZEIT
@DieTageszeitung
@berlinerzeitung
@NeuesDeu
@ZDF
@XRBerlin
I'm about to change my hatchback for a SUV. It has better visibility and better fuel economy than my current car. It has a higher NCAP safety rating for pedestrian collisions.
Better all round.
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@Cathnonumbers
@AndyGJBurge
@marekesh
@crimlawuk
@PippaCrerar
@RachelReevesMP
@AngelaRayner
@DavidLammy
True. Its a sorry state of affairs, right now!
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@WaelTarkhan
@johnpfyc
@drhossamsamy65
How inbred are you, if you think that 4 fingers is the normal amount for a human?
Definitely not an AI image, nope.
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@novaramedia
@theDykeProject
Jeez. Yeah, Hamas are well known for their support of the LGBT community.
I remember all the Pride celebrations they organised earlier, don't you?
Oh, right...
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@rod3mc
@plisken1
@vcrosby1974
@Stphn_42
@BBCNews
Nope, he still is (assuming youre a UK citizen). You may not like or agree with it...but he is.
No matter how much you dislike it.
Sorry.
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@adoptedcan92
@Nathaniel_Wind
@ChrisRees3
@AdamWagner1
Nathaniel is grasping at straws to remain willfully ignorant.
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@DryerD3
@AyoCaesar
What is the acceptable limit of a purchase for the wealthy please?
Which committee should they be running their choices past first?
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@HonesttMatty
@brodstanaccount
Hi Matty, I notice you've now changed your bio. Anyone want to play "spot the difference"?
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@rules_of_izzy
@JohnnyMercerUK
Are you as aggrieved about these two Labour MP who claimed more?
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@DominicTrounce
@AndyGJBurge
@Conservatives
Thanks. There seems (to me) to be a massive sense of self-entitlement and lack of individual responsibility in society nowadays. You can't really get too deep into things in 280 characters.
Also, people really should look where they're going, to be honest.
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@BootstrapCook
I'm lucky enough to be getting a new kitchen so have just donated my old one to someone who'd had a housefire. I'm glad it's not going to the tip, and that someone is getting a new kitchen for free.
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@BritishArmy
You shouldn't be proud of this. Every person involved in the design and procurement should be ashamed. Its noisy, late, over budget and a bit shite.
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@PJennings88
@RiverChess
@thameswater
Their latest is a shrug of the shoulders and a "looking into it". Update promised today:
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