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@MauricioPanini We sold Havertz to them for twice that price 😭
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@jodambusta What is good for Greece must also be good for Uganda Abi how dem dey talk am?
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@_dailyoffender_ Erm, akshually, it’s 72 virgins 🤓
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Guys be talking about “beating meat” a lil too openly too so allow I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️
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I don’t get why babes have started talking about DJing so openly sha
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@BigNeyogems @isabellayonce This is a really spot on analogy.
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@Marknit0 Idk but rapey sounds a little bit of an understatement.
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@ThonyBlack01 If tapswap no drop money Nigerians fit riot 😭😭
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@tomiwebstr No one is even talking again. We’re all tired
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@MauricioPanini Not sure I can wait any longer
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@jdp343 Like, just say Hoeness 😭😭
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@Omolomo_o If this is Jarus then that TikTok babalawo is working overtime
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@BellasPersona The more I read this the more it does my head in. As as how?
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@Jaythekeed I believe it is atp. Everytime you try to find some sort of middle ground, another man comes and proves their point.
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@teniikulturee The day this thing happened to me ehnn😭😭😭😭 They brought light for 3 good hours after a period of darkness. I plugged in my phone and left, forgot to exit the game I was playing. Came back after light went to meet my phone on 27%. I cried tears o, I cried real tears.
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@thelifeoftunji The jersey is really nice
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@sxdiqcarter_ Going home at midnight from the viewing center>> 😂
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@ATR3lDES He should declare for St Kitts fr 😭
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@Oma_dollars Yes, it wasn’t just clout chasing. It was also embezzlement of funds, and diversion of a genuine protest. So yeah, it wasn’t just clout chasing.
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@Michelangello02 @aproko_doctor Stop this gutter behavior.
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@omniversal10 Dreaming is free, and that is why we must dream
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@Onflood_ Woman no go score own goal on this app keh?
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@ReelHammerz @InvertTheWing This is incredibly myopic wtf
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@roqueburner He’s a good kid that made a terrible terrible mistake.
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@Afiascorner It’s a made up story.
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@BigBadReni I’d gladly collect the job and hand it to my sister or even take it myself. Because this one no really resemble person wey get sense.
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@BBCSport From one farmer to another, the gift that keeps on giving 😅
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@slimfrik Ex Tottenham manager btw
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@TheHN1C You no go like Apocalyto? 😂😂
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@lollypeezle Them go paste all of them 😂
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@BigBadReni W Tiktok alfa
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@449xyz 😭😭😭😭😭 I really wish for partners like this. I go too milk am, me wey get workrate
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@InvertTheWing Has to be Tuchel. England have width-holding wingbacks and a plethora of no 10s but not much real wingers. Tuchel can recreate the 3-4-3 he used at Chelsea with England and subsequently, his success in cup tournaments.
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@elIisburner That face looks so punchable icl 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Chelski_24 Lmaooo “we will see who lied” alone is bigger than Gborstein. 😂😂
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@Tentradeafrica @__demiFaux @vanjefe Then why did you withhold his profits over a breach not “hard” enough to alert him about? Huh?
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@imohumoren If Palmer gets injured before the Europa League final I might have a heart attack
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@ibzsmo3k Can’t he do a Sane and play LW for us man 🥹
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@_a_dennie 😭😭
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@feydemon @Echoes_Hirose Stop revealing secrets 😭😭😭
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@LawalBolaj @CFCDaily Hate watching your own player because he rightfully called out racism is not it.
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@Criss_Crossss @flameosumeet Twas a situation of right person wrong time.
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@_a_dennie 😭😭
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@Marknit0 It’s crazy cause what’s he even gaining from this? Just pure misogyny for the love of the game.
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@MauricioPanini Nah I’d take her without blinking.
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@Alimi_9 @Enioluwa_ Fraud is not legal in Nigeria. I don’t see people beating up yahoo boys with planks.
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@Marknit0 What does “upon all the female yansh wey dey that school” even mean? Na girl he for rape?
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@kwets11 @Cindyswa_m You literally wake up with a boner every day 🤧
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@KerenKBitto “The average Nigerian man” and its a bunch of twitter comments.
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@logicfgs Omo, Fuji music is GOATed fr 😂
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@terrificprodig1 Just liquidate the country and distribute all of us jare, this country na skit 😭
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@nyangt0llie @lj7aza The header from the penalty area 😫
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@Wendy_Nemere Will be copying each and every one of these questions I find on the tl now, so I can compile them and ask one of these “pasteys”.
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@Samido26 If you did not hear your name, remain standing 😭😭😭
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@NafeCheIs Fairs I actually believed it
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@jsphjcksn @f00d_cs @MauricioPanini You do, we’re your big bros. We also care about you.
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@incoming_techy Why do you people talk like you had absent fathers, or fathers that didn’t give af about you? There’s no real dad that won’t happily come down to his child’s location if he’s needed.
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@Austeen___ I’m neutral, I just KNOW Messi’s always been better
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@cmoneychin You can’t control people’s actions. You CAN control your choices.
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@B03GHB4L1 These vids ffs man 😭😭😭
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@B03GHB4L1 Moving him back to LW will change his life.
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@thetrevvy_ @Aaliyah_Lillli When you ruk’uu during prayer, you’re supposed to say “Subhana rabbiyal Azeem” And when you sujud, you’re supposed to say “Subhana rabbiyal Allah” But sometimes people confuse one with the other 😂
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@CFCJohnnyB @ESPNUK Come on, he scored about 15 goals last season, that’s more than good enough for a player of his age.
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@_saratonnin @xbtGBH Lmao he’s scamming AND groping her. 😂
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@soniakeira @meks2850 Lmaoooo 6:00 and my mom is going all “are you on your way already, what would you like for dinner”.
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Mourinho and Conte did NOT misprofile fabregas. He wasn’t asked to crash into the box. He wasn’t asked to press the opposition center backs. He had only 22 goals in 198 games for us, and we all didn’t bother because we watched him. We didn’t define his game based off his goals.
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Fabregas graduated from La Masia, moved to Arsen Wenger possession football and then rejoined Barca Tiki Taka but still balled under Mourinho and Conte. But you want me to believe that a player couldn't perform cuz of “system”
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@yaygha Don’t you love the Twitter standards of “the husband’s roles are a given, but his demands are not”?
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@Muqaddam_5 @Dhammy_xx Just being dark skin, I know what I faced. I remember a day in school, some fools were doing that stupid stuff where they write names of girls on one side of a board, and names of boys and start matching them. One goat put my name there and the girl they matched it to, ahh 😭
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@KhrisCFC @tier_first Both are ours. No need for this.
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@shesamale Also that normal “jollofy” pasta >>> Alfredo carbonara nonsense
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@_Jaybeet04th_ No no no no no. No CB is getting in. Ederson, pretty arguable. Walker is never getting in ahead of Alves. Rodri isn’t as good as Busquets. KDB and Foden don’t get in ahead of iniesta and Xavi for me. But Haaland will bench any of those wingers and move Messi back to the RW.
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@ogheneyxle Omor, these people really want to rewrite history like we didn’t see SARS raping women with nylon. Lmao ok na
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You’re either smart or a feminist.
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@zara_on_X Through parthenogenesis a woman can create life without fertilisation by the male. Definitely women are a superior species
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@ogheneyxle No, you know it’s good when people who originally want you to fail, are criticizing it.
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@demetrius3244 Note that I added “than the center backs and goalie”, not that it’s not their responsibility.
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@jodambusta Nah that would actually be the straw that breaks the camel’s back
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@icezandfire Niggas learn new words and can’t wait to use them anyhow cause where’s the gaslighting here?
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@Engr_Series @bvdman_steve Same way you can’t tell he’d be in the golden boot race if he was taking pens.
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@kofoworola__a I remember that Gusto time. Lyon fans badmouthed his defending as if he was the next Cancelo.
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@B03GHB4L1 Where do you even find these videos 😭😭
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@demetrius3244 But wait, you don’t actually believe white was better last season than Dalot, do you?
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@BigBadReni They might end up dropping this case (really hope not). She doesn’t look like she’s willing to testify against her husband.
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@B03GHB4L1 This guy’s gotta go to the conference league with us.
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@crazydetfan93 @Mike_RMCF None. But reached cup final and semifinal as opposed to being knocked out in the third round and got Europe as opposed to twelfth last season.
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If I order amala and I get that first frame, dead body go surplus
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@MauricioPanini I’ve been saying this since. It would be such a flex to be the first and only European club to win every single trophy possible. Rn we’re in a 5-club group but we can stand alone if we win the conference league
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@B03GHB4L1 Only a lw is needed. And if we don’t get one then it’s one last chance for sterling and Mudryk. Simple stuff.
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@slimfrik If he eats against Brighton and Bournemouth he has to win it.
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@demetrius3244 Dalot had the same 8 G/A. And we both know both clean sheets and goals conceded are less of a fullback’s fault than his center backs and goalie and a clean sheet is rather more of a “defense” stat than a “defender” stat.
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@xTyySzn @Gideoomatic They’re literal children?
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@Dolypizo Gifted hands una. Just brought me to this iranu course 😭😭😭
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@CP_Ogamba We’re so bad at drawing analogies, as a country.
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@chiamakababe I already feel bad for the unlucky woman that’ll marry that dunce.
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@KesseScott Mount still has some creativity and vision. His runs and finishing in that left half space combined with Palmer’s passing and vision in the right half space would’ve been something special. But alas, Werey chose money.
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