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simba in his prime
Madeira, Manchester, Madrid
Joined June 2016
he’s doing a meet & greet for his own kids.
Nick Cannon wants to give all 12 of his kids the “opportunity to connect” with him on Father's Day.
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tears man, he’s really just the best 😭
I’m obsessed with that asian guy on tiktok that sells LED signs with different accents, he’s so funny man 😂.
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😭😭😭😭
I’m obsessed with that asian guy on tiktok that sells LED signs with different accents, he’s so funny man 😂.
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you had to be there, you really just had to.
10 years ago today, Rae Sremmurd released their debut album, ‘Sremmlife’ every single on this album went double platinum with hits like No Flex Zone & No Type! The album is also double platinum! (2015)
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average guy that turns out to be ex military/agent & has to come out of retirement because they messed with someone he loves. his bag 😂😂😂.
First trailer for David Ayer’s ‘A WORKING MAN’, a new action thriller starring Jason Statham & written by Sylvester Stallone. In theaters on March 28.
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coolest guy ever man
i’m robert alexander the third, but you can call me moose.
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if you don’t adopt the personality of one of the characters you just watched, did you really enjoy the film?.
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she turned around & someone screamed holy smoke, lmaooo bro i understand, we’ve all been there 😭.
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I need to watch a movie with a plot twist that’ll have me in disbelief for days.
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“vincent kompany”
FEYENOORD 3-0 BAYERN MÜNCHEN.
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women would casually say “i haven’t cried in a while, i should cry tonight” like that’s a perfectly normal thing to say.
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booked flights to dubai & switzerland to divert the authorities while planning to escape on his private jet, bro thought he was on power fr 😭.
Lil Durk tried to flee the U.S. on a private jet to Italy after his associates were arrested in Chicago early Thursday morning 😳. While he was in Ft. Lauderdale, he initially booked flights to Dubai and Switzerland but didn’t board either. By 6:40 p.m., the FBI learned he’d
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you just know this guy is not retiring till he touches 1000. a complete maniac & i’ll be there for it 😂.
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What breed of dog can I buy with 10k?.
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women are in the quotes calling me a real man for a babe that doesn’t exist
my babe is on monthly salary, idk about you guys.
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“& the stone has never fallen down before o, i don’t know what happened today”.
This incredible hanging stone in the Sayan mountains in Siberia definitely defies gravity! .Would you sit under it?
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this is how God intended for us to eat spaghetti, not that creamy nonsense.
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Have you ever wanted to take a nap, but the nap don't wanna take you?.
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cristiano ronaldo came into the game having the name of an already established football legend & then made the name his own. DAWG.
It's crazy how superstars pass the name test at a 99.5% rate.
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I think everyone should start saving up some money to get themselves a gift at the end of year no matter how little, because i think we’ve all tried. we deserve it.
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antony press conference on wednesday
Please arrest all the players he signed please.
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I need another clip from this man 😭
🟣 Official: Burnley have been relegated from Premier League. Two teams that have come up from the Championship have gone straight back down.
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in 100 years you say?
🚨 Manchester United have NOT lost a home FA Cup game against Liverpool for over 100 years. Hopefully, we're maintaining this record tomorrow. 💪🔴
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Delivery is now 4k in Abuja. Somebody please tell Fire Lord Asiwaju that we have nothing left :').
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🚨🇧🇷 Al Nassr have registered their interest in signing Antony. The Saudi club have switched their attention to Antony after failing to agree a deal for Barcelona’s Raphinha. #MUFC [@SportsPeteO].
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congratulations to her. now when i think about the epitome of beauty among south african women, i will think about a white woman.
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it’s getting ridiculous 😭😭😭
this trend of remixing fabrizio’s “here we go” has me in tears man 😭.
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the greatest lock in ever
define “locked in”.
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waking up by 4am for your last cramming session, going straight to the exam hall to pour it all out, & then going about the rest of your day after >>>.
Exams written in the morning???? hate them.
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that 2017-2019 phase where we all enjoyed her movies before we found out she was stupid >>>.
Tiffany Haddish is surprised that there’s a grocery stores in Africa. ?😕 What’s wrong with these people?
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“there’s rice at home”.
🗣️ Joan Laporta: “Mbappé to Madrid? I like the philosophy we have here, trusting La Masia.”
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whenever you play those conference league games, i want you to remember who sent you there, i want you to remember it was us
There’s a team in that draw that has a seating capacity of 500.
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If I ever post my penis and you people don't tell me that I'm brave or send me love & light, God will punish all of you.
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yeahh him
When a Cocky, Arrogant athlete can back his chat >>>>.
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Abi Tpain wants to reduce our population?.
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look at the amount of yachts in that second clip fgs
my favorite thing about race week in monaco is seeing all the rich people content. bro there’s money & there’s wealth, big difference.
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“vincent kompany”
they’re going to touch bayern here in different ways they didn’t think possible.
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the dialogue between these two was some of the best i’ve seen on TV.
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it’s scary going out in Lagos these days. Everyone is begging. Like Zombie apocalypse.
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just saw a clip of a guy who tried to jump off a bridge at ajah, & after the people around stopped him, they started beating him up. this country bro 😭.
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penis wey dey make person wan test positive for corona virus, God abeg grant it unto me.
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imagine waking up & then coming on twitter to find out you’re the official face of unemployment.
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sancho sterling swap deal
🚨 Manchester United and Chelsea have opened talks over a potential swap deal involving Jadon Sancho and Raheem Sterling. (Source: @McGrathMike)
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they’re nuts
i’d argue that the zombies in world war z are the craziest & nastiest out of every zombie related media.
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gangs of london season one, you had to be there.
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eba slander is crazy, after everything it’s done for this country.
Eba is one of the worst foods to ever walk the face of the earth.
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I like women that talk, because me i don’t like to say much. just be talking for two of us.
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like i keep on saying, her music will always do the talking. you don’t have to like her, but you will respect her.
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the last time i saw a meat pie that looked exactly like this was in 2009.
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life is too funny, who would’ve thought the opposite scenario would play out just days after that whole stupid conversation? 😂.
French athlete Alice Finot, who broke the European record in women's 3,000-meter walking, proposed to her boyfriend after the race. 💍💕
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the idea of applying pressure doesn’t resonate with my soul, i will leave you alone.
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Written by Temilade Openiyi ✍️.
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All the versions of wizkid are on this album, the album na bend down select, your size dey.
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getting treated like this only to return to your normal life the next day would send me into depression.
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he knows
you walk different when you have a leng babe by your side.
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diogo dalot . pros: he’s available for every game . cons: he’s fucking shit.
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i’ve listened to so much music in my life that i’m just comfortable going back to songs i used to love, & not at all eager to discover new music.
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the dorobucci song must’ve fooled him, he thought they were a family 😭.
"I started feeling like a product that was just there to make money" - Korede Bello speaks on his exit from Mavin Records.
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inside that playlist, i’ll still skip some songs just because i’m not in the mood to listen to them at that moment 😂.
I have a playlist of songs I’ll never skip.
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We always say one job is not enough, omo two job sef is not enough at this point o.
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i’ve never seen PR for assignments in my life before.
Assignments will always look stressful till you start and there’s so much interesting knowledge 😂.
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i’m in tears bro 😭😭😭😭
you’ll find nigerians nigeria-ing in the most random tiktok comment section 😭.
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there’s a white man on tiktok giving life hacks incase of a power/water outage emergency, please guess the life hack? flushing your toilet with a bucket of water. i’m not joking.
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Today we finna see if Amad's chain is real.
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bruno really told us to ride with him one more time & then went on to win us the FA cup 😭.
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when i beat her at 8ball, & she sends word games, & then i beat her at that too
Men that try to win you in IMessage games deserve a place in hell tournaments.
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it’s been like one week since bbnaija ended & fans have not gifted anybody a car or house yet
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moses in the bible was an unreal guy, trust fund kid but he chose to be the voice of the streets.
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I picked the worst decade to enter my 20s, this country is after my life.
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watching the balls from those corners drop in the box felt like what the people of hiroshima probably experienced when they looked up in the sky on one random morning in 1945.
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Bukayo Temidayo Saka your team needs you buddy.
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funny as FUCK
Y’all really think Trump was funny?.
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alcohol is crazy because what else will convince you that you’re drowning in a 4ft pool when you’re like 6ft? just walk out? 😂.
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Na big honor for France, dear President Bola Tinubu @officialABAT, to welcome you for dis State visit as one big partner and friend of today and tomorrow. E still dey sweet me well well as I remember say I be young intern for French Embassy for Nigeria that time.
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ayra starr
But if Ayra Starr or Tiwa Savage calls me on stage to dance with her, I’m sorry to my woman ooo.
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so much to learn from cersei in this scene. she was fazed but maintained composure regardless, & then still went ahead to confront daenerys for showing up late. 10/10 opps management skill.
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maguire & ugarte, this shift didn’t go unnoticed i can assure you.
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DSS picking me up at 43 because i forgot to pay back the remaining 2k of my student loan
ICYMI: Students loan bill proposes jail term for defaulters.
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I’m obsessed with that asian guy on tiktok that sells LED signs with different accents, he’s so funny man 😂.
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my babe is on monthly salary, idk about you guys.
When last did you tip a RIDER ?.
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person wey no dey naija go think say better thing dey lagos.
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