Benassi
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The fact that Sean Dyche never does this for a win is crazy. He just wants his ONE point, it’s now up to you if you want to give him the whole 3.
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Man City needs to build a Statue as big as the Eiffel Tower for Pep Guardiola. He has given them EVERYTHING that makes a football club Big. in Just 7yrs.
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What’s something that ISN’T Black but FEELS Black to you?.
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We were not Perfect under Obasanjo but we were highly respected and rated.
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9-5 no be life aswear.
Shelly Ann Ran the Olympics 100m Race in an $185k Richard Mille😮💨
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Someone’s Children was gonna inherit Those 753 duplexes, Tomorrow now they’ll call them “Real Estate Giant”.
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You girls can Crush on these fine men as much as you want, it’s we you people will still marry. Awa la ma do yin 🤪.
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Crazy enough this same 2020 was some people’s best year financially.
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After I ordered 3 white shirts they changed the color of the relationship shirt LMAO 😂.
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Which of y’all went to yankee, became successful and collected Tariq’s babe?.
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Premier league have seen who they want to Market. He just needs to continue Performing and Chelsea needs to get back to the UCL. Leave the rest for the English Press and Chelsea supporters.
Touch, turn, play a pinpoint through ball 🎯. Outrageously good from Cole Palmer 😮💨
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Lmao! I don’t blame you, na my gender dey give una level wey no be una own.
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Trust me I didn’t do anything, i was just in the toilet for like 2hrs cooking my odds peacefully, looked up and boom
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“Your wife is not your relative” but All hell will break loose if she says she’s not gonna change her surname to yours after marriage.
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That Lekki toll gate needs numbers, if you’re in that Axis please join them, and if you’re in traffic there just come down , roll your sleeves, collect placards and Aluta that shii. #SARSMUSTEND.
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Joro Sending Emails to himself and starting them with “Uncle Joro please keep me Anon”.
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No single privilege of being a man, not even one tiny one. Just Struggle, Hustle and Bills.
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See women asking if he’s single 😒 always quick to say “i’m not on your level” but quick to shoot shots at men way above their level. Is he single kor, is he availaible ni. No go hustle, THIEF!.
Nigerian Oil Mogul, Jowizaaza's fleet of cars. He is an Executive of Jezco Oil. He is the son of an Oil Tycoon, Chief Sir Joseph Ezeokafor, the Founder of Jezco Oil and Vice Chairman of NIPCO PLC, which acquired Mobil Oil PLC.
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I’m sorry but I won’t be wasting my time watching a video of how the son of a former Governor of Lagos state “made his money”.
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Cheap phones go full Computer Village tomorrow, especially ICloud locked ones.
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My dad just called me, he said my mum has refused to give him food 😂 . Reason being that he was laughing with a woman after church yesterday and he laughed with the same woman a week ago. 😂 i’m legit rolling on the floor. These old people ehn 😂.
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There’s no length David Hundeyin didn’t go to prove to you people that this man is clueless and unfit to run for office, he left no stone unturned to show you people this man will ruin this country if elected.
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He is. He’s not Timaya’s Generation. Dem Mama was 2005, Burna boy was 13yrs old in 2005 😂.
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Send your Niggas money today, trust me they need it more than that babe you’re about to send it to. Most importantly, make sure your Family gets that money first mr “intentional”.
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@Yemihazan 6 months is enough time if the Diet and workout is right. In fact 6 month is more than enough if you’re consistent.
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Nothing 2.5m naira monthly Salary can’t solve 🤝.
Fuel scarcity reportedly hits Lagos as long queues resurfaces at Filling Stations
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Bro we need to stop lying to ourselves. These babes barely even like anyone Naturally anymore. In most cases now it’s how much money you have that’ll determine how much you’re loved. All of us no gather dey this Naija? Una no dey see wetin dey happen?.
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This you?
Igbo men have an impeccable dress sense 👌. They dress to kill.
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Our Vice President is a Lawyer ( a SAN at that) and a Senior pastor. Nothing dey pain me pass this. #EndSARS.
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Do you have Detty december money yet? or we should take your girl out so she can bring take away for you.
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Bring it lower i die, a little lower i die, a little lower again i die again 😭😂.
Squid game but for CGPA, anything less than First Class you d!e.
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Only time Nigerian women shoots shots, when they’re 100% sure the money is not audio. “I’ve always liked you, didn’t just know how to tell you”.
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I tweeted that someone should suggest sad songs for me, see what this guy did 😭
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Seyi Vibez dey almost everybody top 5 😂 it’s time yall stop pretending abeg. E good scatter.
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Please y’all should learn to turn off your electrical appliances before going out 🤦♂️.
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“My eyes dey always itch me” - Allergies.“I dey always get pimples when i chop nuts” - Allergies.
Oh Nigerians do. That kruum-kruum sound people make in their throats, na allergies o.
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Uwa went to Read in a Church, got raped, brutalized and killed. Innocent Tina was killed by a police officer. The perpetrators of these crimes must not go unpunished. #JusticeForTina #JusticeForUwa
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Mudryk’s one time pass to Chukwuemeka was so overwhelming he fell to the ground cause he wasn’t expecting such. They don’t do such around here, we’re that bad bro.
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We will! he woke up to the news 5pm, we’ll wake up 5pm on election day and if the polling units are still open we’ll sleep again ✊.
Atiku still thinks Nigerians will vote for him in 2023 😂🤡🤡🤡.
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If you schooled in Ilorin you should double your retweets, you know what we went through. They made our small Tanke a Living hell, 5-10 different squads will be raiding our small Tanke 😩. #EndSARS #EndSarsNow #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSARSImmediately #EndPoliceHarassment.
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Craziest part is that he went from this to shooting Unavailable video in the Jungle with plenty “uwe uwe Africa Africa”.
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Quick question dawg. You no get life of your own?.
They made the wedding about Wizkid, photoshopped him and Jada’s face on the pre wedding pictures, dug out a 2019 tweet where he said was going to get married the next year but yeah he can’t laugh at all that and tweet lol because why should he?.
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@Yemihazan Bro 6 months is enough time to transform your body without any enhancement with the right diet and workout plan if you stay consistent. But let’s not argue sha.
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Let it be known that AY COMEDIAN is on Facebook doing this. werey think say we no go see am. #SARSMUSTEND
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Mourinho was trying to bring the Winning mentality back to Man utd, something that left with Fergie. He tried to make them understand that it’s better to end the season with a trophy no matter how small and how bad the season went. But they were obsessed with Aesthetics.
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Been playing basketball for weeks now and I’ve been totally fine, decided to play football and less than 10 minutes in my leg don scatter. Never again 😭
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Davido’s performance so far 🔥 .Well Rehearsed .Perfectly Delivered .Instrumentalists on fire.Every damn thing has been perfect so far 👏 I’M VERY VERY IMPRESSED .#AGoodTimeWithDavido.
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@KaineBarcaFC Do you know how much Ten Hag spent in just 2yrs? Do you know how much Arteta has now spent? Lol stop this please.
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Am i still your big head or there’s someone with a bigger head now?
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Worry no more
Where are the missing military ballots in Georgia? What happened to them?.
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That beardless smallie guy will have to work overtime today, today might even be the day he employs and assistant lol.
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My uncle said “you dont have any problem if you can just get this degree” .Now he is not picking my calls anymore, what is happening? Anyways wish me congrats 🎉
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Sent Flowers to my woman and she just can’t get over it 😂 her reaction is so Lovely to see 🥰
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Screenshots from a Video with that Lie Lie Cheat Filter 😌 Happy Eid Mubarak 🤗
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Lighting up the candles for the fallen heroes #EndSARS #endswat #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria #AlausaProtest
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@Not_Uche “You go allow am dribble you? Sanusi you go allow am? Ehen sanusi comot him leg, na so”.
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@KFCBarstool As wealthy as our Nation is, someone dares try to come at us with something like this. I really don’t blame him though, that’s what we get for having clueless people in power.
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