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@Jaythekeed
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creative. med student. #hurryuptomorrow
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined April 2020
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A photo you want to recreate 2025?.
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till today ive never seen either of the two films.
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i fear nigerians may not fully understand the meaning of the word feminist.
At 19?.Man wtf?😭😭😭. Wdym by you are a feminist? At 19??? Yoooo.
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ordinary coke that was 200 is now 550 but we shouldnt bully you for your choice? .God will punish you and your choice.
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asake had the most successful debut run of any artist in nigerian history.
Asake 2022 / Shallipopi 2023. Who had a better rise to huge success in a year?
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stop texting yourself oga.
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sigh
When were your simpler times ?.
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i assume the shirt is bulletproof.
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there is a major flaw in the nigerian thought process.
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im more worried that you have all this media on your phone.
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if i buy boxers 50k i go dey wear am over my trousers like batman.
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not all of us engage in international fraud.
Men that fear billing 💀.
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any potential “knacks” that requires you to keep receipts isnt worth it.
Keep receipts, esp before and after knacks, E get why.
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theres only one way youd know someones bank is always having issues.
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youre racking your brain thinking of the next move to play and somebody is hitting talking drum at your back. id lose my mind.
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this will never happen to you. do you know why?.because you practice avoidant attachment.
For Muna’s birthday, I gave her a book of curated photographs that I’ve made of her spanning 4 years. There are QR codes on some of the pages and they lead to some of her favorite songs so technically the book is also a playlist. 🖤
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nothing will ever distract me from an exam im sorry.
i raise you going through a heartbreak in uni while studying for exams.
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bro thinks hes brent faiyaz.
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you guys are too obsessed with the rich boy steals broke boys girl storyline. please touch grass.
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k!ll that rapist, k!ll the serial killer too. nothing like rehabilitation.
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that tweet that says theres something inherently wrong with men might be right.
@asher_kine I no fit do all this make the girl go Scott free ooo.You Dey try oo Asher.
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you want a gift from a man you barely reply/entertain because its a day to “pull all the cards” and show hes “actually interested”. lord send the flood.
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the average nigerian has the iq of a walnut. thus would be a very bad idea.
Why don’t we have a jury system in Nigeria.
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3 remote jobs.steady income.about to finish my MB exams.slowly furnished my apartment .built my portfolio.learnt a new language.
It's almost the end of the year. What did you achieve?.
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normalize being okay with not having an opinion on the US elections because you dont know enough to.
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her parents house as well.
you people really smash in your parent's houses?.
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women will spend a lot on you if they actually like you.
do females pay for dates ever? be honest.
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@_official_BTG i think she didnt want the whole “your music only sells because of your body” gimmick. so now shes already successful she’s comfortable.
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if i tweet something and i realize im wrong i will delete o. nothing like dont fold.
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150k is a lot as student allowance make nobody whine you😂.
150k as student allowance is crazy 😭.
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artist wey better pass am for this country no reach 3.
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the flag the face tho🤪.
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they stole from national cake and sold drugs.
How did old money make their money? I’m curious.
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them give person paper flowers. she appreciate am. twitter for grand gestures dey tell am say them no like am. this app no real dawg😂.
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listening to an album out of order is psychopathic behaviour.
Metro Booming might give us a crate of songs, but it's your duty as a Nigerian to listen to the one with Wizkid first. You can come later for the rest. But first, stream the one wey concern you.
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if you tell me stop bullying tinubozo supporters God will punish you too.
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creating a community to let people feel free to harass women and tell “dark humor” jokes uno. ngmi.
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i must be present in my sons life. no matter what.
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talking about “debt servicing” “impact revenue” get the fuck out of here man😂.
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bro look at the people he won against.
NEWS 🏆🎉 — @wizkidayo’s “Essence” (feat. @temsbaby & @justinbieber) has won “Best Collaboration” at the 2022 @BETAwards! ✨ . This is Wizkid’s fourth career win. It is the first African song to be nominated and win in this category! 🇳🇬
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not just relationships. everything has some sort of transactional feel about it. i dont know if it stems from poverty or greed or just the human nature to survive. but its wrong.
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@abstractveen everyone kisses and tells, the problem is when one side does it in a derogatory manner.
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@iyin_ade feminism, misogyny, misandry. nigerians dont have a clear understanding of what these words mean. just their “application” on twitter.
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if youre with a baddie dont ever try to make her jealous, you will cry.
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@olliethewave @SheLovesZiga @missionarylani he follows wizkid, didnt follow mohbad and the dm was probably in requsts and thats okay. dont make it some serious thing.
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lol, odumodu is the main reason native is what it is today.
stopped taking native seriously after they signed odumodu.
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20 bodies as a woman - “OS numbers” .20 bodies as a man - “real fucker”. no worry allah sees all.
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a good number of people wouldve hated Jesus irl.
nathaniel bassey ministering at trump’s inauguration is revolting and a disgusting betrayal of everything christianity claims to stand for. and you christians applauding and celebrating it like some divine victory are even worse—.
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music is too beautiful and too diverse to be doing “i dont listen to this artist because i support this artist”.you need to genuinely enjoy music.
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band for band like real men.not that fugazzi manchester derby.
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Go and chat to bruno fernandes. this is NOT your level lmaoo
Palmers best league season was 13 NPG, Ødegaard did 15 . Palmers best assist league season 11 assists, Odegaard did 10 last season . Palmers chances created 72 with 8 Xa, Ødegaard did 102 with 11.2 Xa . The level of Ødegaard.
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@superboymandela @olliethewave @SheLovesZiga @missionarylani he went through mohbads page and probably found the text brother. stop being sentimental.
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@iyin_ade feminism, misogyny, misandry. nigerians dont have a clear understanding of what these words mean. just their “application” on twitter.
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i passed my second MB exams.
i will pass my MB exams.
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once asked a babe about it and she said guys in her level “arent mature enough”.
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maturing is realizing that being a bad person has no gender.
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stainless is one of the most razz references to celibacy ive ever heard.
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@superboymandela @olliethewave @SheLovesZiga @missionarylani artists are humans with real lives too and they get 1000s of DMs a day and cant go through all of them. it happens.
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have you ever accidentally flirted your way into a situationship?.
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frank ocean wan use nostalgia scam him way to legend status.
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i couldn’t find my credit cards after leaving his crib. i found them when i got home— turns out i never even had them at his crib but the fact that for a good 60 seconds i THOUGHT he robbed me just turned me off. like he clearly had thieving energy.
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just saw someone get struck by lightening. im still in shock.
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someone that wants to see you wont make excuses every time you bring it up sha. no force ball.
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melvitto and gabzy.
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i got the job guys.
if i get this job i go first do one month thanksgiving.
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sometimes target audience no even dey, they just want attention.
IGNORE WOMEN'S HORNY TWEETS!!!!.IGNORE WOMEN'S HORNY TWEETS!!!! .IGNORE WOMEN'S HORNY TWEETS!!!! .IGNORE WOMEN'S HORNY TWEETS!!!! . Don't embarrass yourself, target audience dey.
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what genre of music is this?.
THE WEEKND.ANITTA. SÃO PAULO. 🚨OCTOBER 30TH🚨.
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come from 100 tls away to police my tweets, get the fuck outta here man.
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make ayra starr kneel down for club floor say wetin happen?😂.
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for here? them go vote am again live😂.
Tinubu would push the people to the extent that the gang up against him in 2027 would be legendary.
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