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@MauricioPanini
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Arteta’s role that season was massaging the players after training and putting down cones.
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Who the fuck is that.
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The time you scored 9 goals in Serie A 🔥🔥.
🔴🇩🇰 Rasmus Højlund: “I like this back three system, it reminds me of what I did at Atalanta”. “It suits me really well”.
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Let’s just all relax for a minute man.
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Have they ever lost a game and said “fair enough we wasn’t the better side” ?.
"CLEAR & OBVIOUS!" 😠. A deflated Mikel Arteta repeats the same phrase with the @Arsenal boss secretly fuming with decisions in defeat at Villa Park 🥵. 🔗
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You watched WHAT.
Just watched Palmeiras vs São Paulo U13s. Don’t want to hype up too quickly as so young but, just quickly, the No. 10 for Palmeiras, Daniel, was the best player on the pitch. Left-footed 10/RW, so coordinated, amazing dribbler and close control. Reminds of Estevao.
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Looking after your people is one of life’s greatest ever blessings. May God protect Nico Jackson.
🚨 Nicolas Jackson has never forgotten where he came from, sending truckloads of food for locals in Ziguinchor, Senegal, and Banjul, the capital of the Gambia. 💙. (@kierangill_DM) #CFC
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Caicedo gunna post an insta story of him n Enzo saying “Hermano👊🏿👊🏻” or some dumb shit ffs.
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Hate watch Sundays whilst your team already got 3 points is so beautiful.
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Thank you for sticking with us when no one else did. @trivago 💙.
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No wonder he’s been fucking terrible.
🚨 Ben Chilwell has taken Mykhailo Mudryk under his wing to help him settle in London and adapt to English football. (@NizaarKinsella) #CFC
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He owes Kante a new mini-cooper.
William Saliba in his first start for France at an international tournament:. 100% ground duels won.100% successful dribbles.94% pass accuracy.6 clearances.0 goals conceded . This is his level.
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Fucks he on about.
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Do you know how mad of a goal this is.
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I know what you are Bellingham.
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Mudryk starving of game time and still doesn’t shoot…instead he makes the right decision and passes to Neto. Fairs.
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My heart stopped. I thought that was Lukaku on the right.
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The way I saw Enzo running at actual speed yesterday. He seems so much more fitter and agile, that injury fucked him up last season.
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Joe Cole in the build up…wow.
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Brighton didn’t fleece us for Cucu or Caicedo at all. They’re both amazing.
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Jadon Sancho you inspired this comeback mate. Young black boys in London should look at you as a true role model in life. You will be rewarded. God will bless you.
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Lavia and Nkunku it’s been real, fellas.
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Holjund yet to kick a ball this season, Zirkzee scored one goal and missed sitters vs Liverpool, Solanke yet to score for Spurs, Watkins yet to score for Villa, Nunez yet to score for Liverpool. Yet apparently Jackson is the terrible player. Fair play.
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Oh for fuck sake.
Aston Villa are winless in their last 7 games. 4 losses.3 draws.0 wins. They were at one point 1st in the UCL table. They are now 9th.
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WE LOST GAMES WHERE WE WAS 100% THE BETTER TEAM SO DONT CHAT TO ME ABOUT WINNING WHEN WE WAS ASS. FUCK OFF. FUCK YOU. FUCK TAYLOR. UP THE CHELS.
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This new idea on here that Palmer doesn’t feel pressure because he’s “stupid” is very stupid itself lol.
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That Nkunku header will haunt me for weeks. Would’ve been a Stamford Bridge classic.
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They took our spot in the UEL just to win 0 games from 3. Fucking jokers.
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Pocketed by Chilwell might be the worst thing that can happen to you.
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This should be our line up: . Sanchez . Chilwell.
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2-2 if we’re lucky.
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A normal club ends that game 2-0 with no red cards but we’re Chels. Unreal football club wouldn’t change it for the world.
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Long live the Woo.
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We tried to OWN him?.
#BREAKING: Chelsea tried to buy 50% of Samu Omorodion’s right, but he saw it as a lack of respect and REJECTED it. This breaks off any future offers made by them. (@marcosbenito9/@atletiuniverse) #CFC #BlueCo
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Christ.
Arsenal have never sold a player for more than £32million. The club’s record sale is Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to Liverpool in 2017. Nicolas Anelka being second from 1999 is absolutely crazy. 🤯. Do you think Arsenal will break their sale record this summer?🤔
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I personally think it’s pretty cool that Women’s Football is becoming very serious in my life time.
🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨. Chelsea are monitoring the situation around Lena Oberdorf. The WSL Champions are looking to bolster their midfield and view the Wolfsburg star as a key long term acquisition.
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Musiala better be careful flirting with Chels players on Instagram comments. Give us one more sign and we’ll sign you as well fella.
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Horrible driver, beautiful left foot.
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Just spat out my protein shake. €40m doesn’t even get you Lauren James.
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Who the fuck do these man think they are?.
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That Instagram pic is gunna go absolutely crazy from Madueke. This is black excellence.
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B team for B team on Tuesday. Let’s see what ur made of Newcastle.
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The day he became Chels.
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Jesus Christ man.
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Hear me out Chels. .
Twelve years. Sixteen trophies. One Emma Hayes. Thank you for everything, Emma.
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Had to darken the two badges on the right coz it was too much Chels🤣.
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Enzo true captain performance in the 2nd half. Credit where it’s due.
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You have to put football aside sometimes and really respect this! I’m personally wishing Brighton all the worst for the upcoming season. Do your worst lads.
Good luck to Levi Colwill - fantastic player who I hope thrives at Chelsea and was well deserving of a new contract. Shame Chelsea wouldn’t let him come back to us but I’ll be giving him a warm welcome back at the Amex next season. 🤝🔥
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Lampard one day, Palmer one day, Drogba another day, Hazard almost everyday and JT today. Most hated again🥹.
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It’s begun.
18 G/A for Sterling last season in a chaotic Chelsea side. Worked with Mikel before and is a good lad - will fit in well. Very shrewd signing if we can get it over the line.
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He wanted to come back…
Thomas Tuchel : “In the end it was pretty tough timing because it was right after I took over here and now the next position is vacant at Chelsea” #CFC.
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They gave up on the Saka v Palmer beef so they brought in big bro Odegaard🤣🤣.
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It’s a bigger personal achievement for Chelsea than people think. Big positive.
We actually went 1-0 down at home and were 3-1 up after 30 minutes. Something’s changed at this club.
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No way he’s only 24 wtf.
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Superstar status. He got the key to the streets.
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Most my life when Chelsea were winning SERIOUS trophies I always kept it humble but do not let us get good again because I will be fucking unbearable bro.
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Exactly how a game should go vs lower league opposition. Score loads of goals, get Stamford Bridge happy, give youngsters minutes and gain momentum for the upcoming league game. Onto Brighton.
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Day 4 and neither of em are injured
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Sanchez. Colwill. Sancho. Nkunku. Those 3 points are all on you. Thank you.
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Nkunku in goal scoring form and we’re only 38 points away from top 4
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You wanna mention his name you weirdos?.
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This is hilarious because this is an actual picture of Chelsea parading the Champions League trophy😭😭😭.
Loving this. The way their fans were reacting to the win last night is just about summed up in this photo. Wish I could give credit to the person that did it. At least they can now also hold a goal of the month award.
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You press him you get spun, you don’t press him and he’ll pick out a dime pass. What a player.
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He won us the game. Fair play.
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Do people still want Enzo deeper and dictating rather than higher up like he is now? He looks like a crazy box crasher ngl maybe Poch was right for once.
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He was literally a Chelsea player last year for pennies loool.
🚨 Chelsea are one of 3 PL clubs monitoring Tyler Dibbling. Southampton have set a £55m price tag for this month. (@SkySportsLyall) #CFC
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We sacked the groundsmen for a good cause then. Fairs.
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GUSTO LOCKED UP HOW MANY TOP FUCKING WINGERS IN THE LEAGUE LAST YEAR FOR HIM TO HAVE ONE OFF DAY VS FUCKING DOKU AND SAVINHO AND NOW HE’S NOT GOOD AT DEFENDING???? ARE U LOT FUCKING SKUNKED.
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You’d think we just lost to Ipswich. Oh my days🤣.
Jorginho, Kovacic & Havertz still start for Chelsea in 2024. Funny that.
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Captain talk. Straight into these Ipswich scum then.
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If that’s his agent we are screwed in the future.
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They’re at stage 3 already wtf.
I know I'm not the only Manchester United fan who believes Mason Mount will prove his doubters wrong, and show everyone why Erik ten Hag has so much faith in him. 🏴❤️
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Maybe we gotta shut the fuck up when our scouts do the work.
"THAT is a goal to take your breath away!" 😱. What a strike from Jhon Durán! 🚀
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Starboy.
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Honest, realistic but not one to fuck with. I’ve been waiting for a gaffer like Maresca ever since Tuchel left.
"We are not there, Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool are ahead of us" 👀. Enzo Maresca says Chelsea are not in the title race 🔵
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On a serious note, whoever advices Romeo Lavia should be sacked immediately. I honestly can’t believe he rejected the opportunity to work for Klopp in a team where he’d walk right into the midfield. Not to mention the quality around him. Instead he chose money & the bench.
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Everyone ready for people to pretend he’s good once he plays a couple games for Villa?.
🚨🟣🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Axel Disasi has agreed on personal terms with Aston Villa. Disasi wants to join Villa despite interest from more clubs around Europe after direct talk with Unai Emery, crucial to get the green light. Deal now up to Chelsea and Villa to reach full agreement.
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