Rhys
@rhystakes
Followers
9K
Following
43K
Media
5K
Statuses
54K
Joined November 2021
Palmer grabbed more league goals in a single week than this dude did the whole of last season don’t take the piss.
98
1K
15K
We actually went 1-0 down at home and were 3-1 up after 30 minutes. Something’s changed at this club.
34
861
13K
So we got no injuries basically , what a feeling.
🚨🔵 Enzo Maresca: “Roméo Lavia is back. The only player still out is Reece James”.
12
303
12K
the last season Haaland had under Maresca…
40
519
12K
No wonder Sterling wants to stay , chilling with the young gs has got him feeling like he’s 20 again.
25
647
12K
Is Jackson pushing palmer to look at the city fans ?😂😂😂.
178
554
12K
Non Penalty PL goals in 2024. Palmer-17.Saka-10.Salah-13. But calling palmer the best player in the league is a hate crime.
44
2K
12K
Might be the first player in history to have a man of the match revoked.
13 G/A for 19 year old Garnacho this season by the way, quietly going under the radar.
10
780
10K
Scored 5 in mid week changed the entire front 4 and scored 4 in one half 😂😂😂.
7
876
10K
Done it at 35 and won the title
🚨 JUST IN! . William Saliba, IRON MAN. 🇫🇷. The Frenchman becomes the first ever Arsenal outfield player to play every minute of a Premier League campaign. 🦾
10
1K
10K
They’ve invented going on dates to theme parks.
Saka did it first when he took his girl to Thorpe Park 🤣
6
262
9K
Tosin hate is so cringe , we got him for free and he just changed the game.
51
526
9K
Arteta nearing 6 years in the job and you are 1 point above the youngest team in pl history 9 games under a new manager.
30
738
9K
Enzo Maresca has already won more away games with clean sheets in the prem than Pochettino.
39
787
8K
Nkunku,Jackson.Mudryk,Sancho.Palmer Felix.Noni Neto. 29 g/a combined in September.
25
637
8K
The reason a team who had a top 3 defensive record for about 90% of a season came in the bottom half.
0 goals from ?(xG). Kai Havertz fails to convert a single attempt in the Cross & Volley Challenge.
68
787
7K
Delap Penalty .No penalty on Neto .No red card for brooks. 3 games in a fuckin row.
55
662
7K
Arjen Robben has played for my football club mind you.
Saka would be in the all time Chelsea XI mate have a day off.
51
390
7K
You see this media narrative, he misplaced FOUR passes in 120 minutes.
Gary Neville on Caicedo: “At Brighton, you thought that he was actually quite good on the ball, but you watch him here at Chelsea, absolutely shocking at times in possession.”
36
651
7K
How come Nkunku ain’t getting injured anymore but he was last season almost every time he played.
74
331
7K
Like come on , you lot need to be for real , this is what people are calling for
132
152
7K
Noni going 1v1 with RJ on the overlap for the cutback to palmer. I’ll be there.
56
476
7K
Don’t know if this is a hot take but this is the best individual season since Edens final season.
Cole World.
51
399
6K
Year 1 under the new coach 11 games in with the hardest start in the league and have faced the 3 best teams itl and have come out of it third. Chelsea fans.
Uncomfortable conversations regarding Maresca. He is not who we think he is.
73
677
7K
Take cfc out your name.
40
311
6K
Before the red . Sterling hand ball goal . Caicedo goal offside . Jackson missed a 1vs1 . All in 33 minutes Vs 11 men
29
636
6K
Doku lol, cost the same as Mudryk, 1 more g/a in more minutes in a way way better team is viewed as a good signing and mudryk is the biggest flop in pl history apparently.
43
785
6K
You ain’t getting back in bro
37
382
6K
20 years no league title #thearsenal .
£1.3 billion spent to defiantly not be in a title race. What a project. #ThePrideOfLondon.
21
540
6K
Maresca celebration at full time nearly gave away the we can’t go all the way gimmick.
33
266
6K
You know what’s really funny , Sancho travelled to Brighton with Man Utd just last month and got left out the squad. Fast forward he starts today gets an assist and wins the penalty and leaves with the points.
3
469
6K
Told you man Bournemouth away under the lights wasn’t no joke , that’s our most valuable win this season.
16
391
6K
They sent Neto to the other side of Europe as punishment for 5 yellows.
20
220
6K
20 and leading by example, he’s living up to the number 26 in every way possible.
12
284
6K
We’ve beat you 4 games on the bounce.
8
155
6K
You man that turned on him…. Pricks.
47
235
6K
Since jan 2022 felix got 5 pl goals , Mount has 1. Félix spent a year in La liga in this time.
16
715
5K
Gallagher genuinely has a free role , bruv this is the luxury you give to a Wirtz/ Simons/musiala not Gallagher.
73
750
5K
Game is so gone 22 year old winger who’s got the best synergy with the teams best player, consistently beats his opponent whilst being able to create his own shots is being vilanised by his own fans. Top winger.
Noni Madueke vs Nottingham Forest .
89
440
5K
7 minutes into the World Cup Netflix show and they already showing us lifting the ucl.
3
233
5K
Can’t believe Colwill played as an overlapping full back last year man 😂😂😂.
27
161
5K
Tuchel I am forever in debt to you man.
9
389
5K
Why didn’t he draw a goal for Arsenal , thought it means more to win it with them. Prick.
Kai Havertz sketches the most memorable goal of his career so far ✍️ . Can you guess which one? 😏
16
426
5K
Too many players - clubs a mess. Sellling players - clubs a disgrace.
48
641
5K
Condolences to any chels fans that didn’t experience all 7 years of him. Best player we will ever see play for our club , there’s no one in world football we could sign that’s better right now.
37
570
5K
City spent 100+ on him and Phillips and no ones gonna bat an eyelid ffs.
💣🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Atletico Madrid exploring deal to sign Matheus Nunes on season-long loan from Manchester City before transfer window closes. [🎖️: @David_Ornstein]
29
426
5K
I’m just finding out Gallagher ain’t even a starter in Madrid , he’s not stared itl in a month. Certain guys kept that quiet.
31
273
5K
If these guys use our ucl trophy with our ribbons on it one more time 😂😂.
19
302
5K
Vision being his best trait is funny , he plays with no iq but can see so many things.
43
272
5K
Do they not understand, this is not a bidding war, he doesn’t want to join. Do they not get it ?.
Bid £116m for a laugh, @LFC.
31
284
5K
You could make an hour comp on hazard vs Liverpool alone.
117
311
5K
Tuchel and Maresca as my managers what a time.
10
227
5K
Jackson is so funny he’s not changed one bit , guy bagged a goal and the next camera shot he was beefing cunha.
16
257
5K
This is no agenda I’m just being honest. You are under investigation for a drug ban in the middle of the season, why are you in Saudi Arabia.
288
82
5K
🧏🏾♂️
🚨| Jadon Sancho is reportedly unpopular among most of his Chelsea teammates. Maresca and the squad quickly picked up on issues with his attitude and work ethic. Source @AlwaysOffside
12
261
5K
Havertz assist going to earn him a .midfield start vs Caicedo and Enzo
37
286
4K
What a player, 23 year old who’s had an acl and broken leg in the past 3 years.
13
176
5K
Mudryk x Madueke wing pairing with Palmer 10 and Jackson up top until the end of the season 👍🏾( we won’t see it again).
28
295
4K
We are still the youngest team in the league man , and we’ve already got the next generation coming
18
308
4K
Mad and he still isn’t even 5% the player Eden was.
33
207
4K
Small thing but Wes Fofana 11 out of 12 games started this season off the back of an acl and the only game missed was a suspension is incredible.
9
228
4K
When did veiga become some massive liability that we can’t play him , have I missed something.
70
186
4K
That caicedo pass come on now , the other guy he gets compared to , can not do that.
29
241
4K
Watch Caicedo , #41 is sending that to gusto.
Right place. Right time. Enzo Fernández extends @ChelseaFC's lead following a VAR check 🔵. #EmiratesFACup
15
182
4K
Deserved a better ending
Edouard Mendy could leave Chelsea at the end of the season in case of good proposal for both sides, still waiting on new coach final decision on GK situation. 🔵 #CFC. Mendy signed last week with Lian Sports agency; Fali Ramadani will be the new agent taking care of his future.
36
327
4K
The day the music died.
Reece James right hamstring is most likely ripped, Chelsea will do more scans and assessments but the prognosis looked grim. ( Dom Fifield, The Athletic )
14
169
4K
6 goals in 1 game in August. It took us until October 7th to score 6 league goals last season.
27
456
4K
Crazy crazy potential
6
115
4K