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Nah but jokes aside, this is hilarious
We conceded FORTY THREE (43) SHOTS in the 2012 UCL final???? Hire DiMatteo back and sack him again 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Who has that 6 minute comp of Sterling being greedy and killing attacks?
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Enzo why didn't you just sing a shite song about you eating paella or something man
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Enzo Fernández unbelievable performance and won't let it go unnoticed
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Cucurella I don't care what anyone says, you've won my respect. You're a TITAN
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Farrrk he's gonna scam his way to cult hero status as a squad player
Renato Veiga celebrating with the fans for Nkunku’s winner 💙
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Some of you get so worked up over the most irrelevant shit
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I'm gonna buy a pack of balloons for next season and do the celly with him every time he scores.
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Tosin, Sancho, Nkunku, Caciedo. Thank you for not ruining my weekend.
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If you don't rate Caicedo, you're either 13 years old, or football isn't for you.
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They were making comps against DOMINICAN REPUBLIC U23 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Cole Palmer scoring in a EURO final while Olise plays u21 footy
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We put Thiago Silva in a Lazarus pit
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Just remembered he said he started doing this celebration for his son.
omg the fathers with their kids just smiling at the celebration ugh 🥹
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Unfortunately for some, he's ending his career as a Chelsea icon
🔵🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández was back at the Bridge today wearing captain armband.
Internal process to clarify situation was successful after inside talks with Reece James, Disasi and new signing Tosin playing important role helping by opening conversations with players involved & Enzo.
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Fairs we're launching CFC BDSM gear
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If you've micro-watched Enzo enough you'd know that when he does that ball rub, he's looking for a pass. And nearly every pass he makes after than ball rub is inch perfect.
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Guiu being eons clear of Broja at age 18 should send a clear message as to why we need to revamp the thinking process and coaching philosophy in the academy.
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Madueke scored three low quality shots. Palmer scored the worst quality shot possible. That is exactly what I want. I don't want guys who accumulate a ton of xG for nothing, I want guys who make the stat look stupid because that's what the best players do. That's what the best
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There. Fixed it for you.
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Those dumbs Americans at Chelsea don't have a clue eh?
Triggering the €40m release clause would mean paying all at once, but INEOS decided to pay slightly above the release clause which allows them spread payment in THREE years.
We finally have smart football people running football at our club 😭❤️
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Guy passed the ball perfectly for two players at the same time 😭
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These are the squad players I want, not a midfielder who has more fouls than accurate long balls
Impressive cameo from Lesley who’s often a forgotten man.
Could be a key squad profile in upcoming years.
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This player beside Colwill? We're playing out of every press imaginable.
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You created less than 1xG against an Ange Postecoglou side
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We did.
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He's retiring a legend of the club btw.
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Chelsea top 4 shout, she just got more aura points in my eyes
‘Viral Euro 2024 fan’ gives us her Premier League predictions for 2024/25… 👀🏆
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Scraping by Fulham had you feeling special huh?
Boehly and co. makes me appreciate Sir Jim Ratcliffe and INEOS so much.
Boehly’s literally stripped away Chelsea’s identity of winning at all costs and is trying to mirror clubs like Leipzig, Dortmund and Brighton.
Whilst SJR has took his time slowly rebuilding the side with
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Hope he never gets Europeanized. Keep that same spirit when you land son
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He sends his real shots into the cameraman
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He is the reason I started repping the owners. In that January window, we were heavily linked to Dumfries, and Gusto was only being briefed as an alternative option along with Clauss and Juranovic. These are players the old regime would've bought 100% over Gusto. It was the first
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do they do this to rile us up or do they genuinely believe they can sign Palmer?
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Oh and again, if you don't think Cucurella is our best LB or you aren't "convinced" at this point, it just means you hate him as a person. He's becoming a warrior and a leader by example in this team
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Aggressive 1-to-1 Pressing
Co-ordinated Counter Attacks
Field Tilt Domination
Enzo Maresca's Leicester City v. Southampton | 23/04/2024
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Your record sale is £35m pounds. You lose all your academy talent for peanuts or nothing. Cozier-Duberry and Hutchinson who should be Saka's deputies left your dusty club and Saka is going to start 70 games again after a full Euros campaign. You have ZERO quality depth and you
This shifting around of players to meet PSR regulations absolutely stinks
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I'm actually jealous of Arsenal's fanbase, they've been lying in defense of their players for the past two hours and banging out ridiculous numbers per tweet. I still have to battle with my own fellow Chelsea fans about whether Enzo Fernández is better than Gallagher.
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I am so ready. I am so ready. I am so ready.
What is expected of a "Maresca DLP" ?
Harry Winks v. Bristol City | 29/03/2024
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Their season is over amirite?
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They lost to WHO?
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Cats talking about "James agenda" as if John Terry didn't knee Alexis Sanchez in the back 100 meters away from the ball for nothing in UCL semi final.
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I wish we could play away games forever. Our miserable home fans do not deserve to watch these boys.
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We do see that Enzo. It's just that not everyone who receives those balls does what Madueke did.
What a fucking pass that was. That’s the Enzo I want to see week in, week out.
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ENZO DLP I GOT MY JOY BACK
🚨🗣️ Enzo Maresca on Enzo Fernandez position:
"He was playing attacking midfielder [against Manchester City]. In some moments he had to go wide to recieve the ball and create space for his team-mates. But, we are not thinking to use Enzo in this position [for the future]."
#CFC
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Guiu is an animal, idc he's ready for EPL football. FUCK that Autobot they wanna sign from Atletico
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Sterling 31 G/A in 81 apps - Nooooooo don't compare he never produced anything 🤢🤢🤢🤬🤬😡😡😡
Felix 4 G/A in 20 apps (no assists) - Waaaaow what a producer! 😍😍😍😍
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What a fucking player man, I'm so grateful that we signed him
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Maresca left Deivid and Datro at home and brought Broja on this tour. Lol
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We switched our system three times and Palace did not create a single good chance. Are you just being fucking stupid on purpose?
Maresca was out coached today plain and simple, Palace’s manager made changes and turned the game in their favour and slaphead failed to adapt, lucky to get away with a point in the end
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We NEVER heard anything like this last season 😂
🚨 Nkunku; “We are playing with the ball already a lot. As he told us the first day, he wants us to be on the pitch to practice football training directly. His idea is to keep the ball, so we are practicing that now." (
@ChelseaFC
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#CFC
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Chelsea fans were celebrating 6th place and asking for Poch to stay.
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So he's a starter.
🔵⚡️ Enzo Maresca: “I’m very happy to have Sancho at Chelsea, he’s here because we like that kind of player who can help in 1vs1”.
“He’s key - especially against a low block, we need him”.
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Carney, James, Lavia, Nkunku, Fofana...
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😭😭😭 he was better than every City player
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This guy's is showing again and again and again the type of midfielder he is, idk why we keep forcing him to be what he's not. Please look at where he is standing when he made this pass compared to where Poch and now Maresca want to play him
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He's not needed in any game if we were a serious club.
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If he's not a first teamer next season, I'll start to question this whole thing
Andrey Santos - Ligue 1 24/25:
☑️2 games
☑️180 minutes
☑️2 goals
☑️122 passes
☑️83% pass accuracy
☑️5 key passes
☑️2 big chances created
☑️2/2 successful dribbles
☑️10 tackles
☑️1 interception
☑️2 clearances
☑️20/29 duels won
20 years of age. TOP box-to-box midfielder. 🔝
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So he'd battle with Jackson, but not with Havertz and Jesus? Interesting.
At Arsenal he’s going to be main No 9.
Chelsea will be battle with Jackson. Depends on what the player sees as a better move.
Jhon Durán is being considered by Chelsea also
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He's been on grass for about a month now, they just don't wanna rush him. Don't see why this is even a big deal
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Moisés Caicedo v. Nottingham Forest | 11/05/2024
Caicedo was fucking incredible. Don't think this is being talked about enough
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Always check your fridge and make a list before you head to the shops, to avoid buying what you already have enough of.
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I only recently clocked it, and I realised I didn't understand what I was seeing at the time. He's a
#10
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Big Chelsea accounts are so irresponsible.
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Caicedo playing all 60 games because Lavia gets one injury per 90 minutes played...
BREAKING:
#Chelsea
will not call up Wesley Fofana, Cole Palmer and Romeo Lavia to their Conference League squad for the league phase.
[via
@NizaarKinsella
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The 11 that's better than ours contains a guy called "new DM"
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We conceded the most goals we have ever conceded in Premier League history last season.
We are joint 2nd on goals scored this season.
You are a massive fool.
Poch’s ball is so much better.. at least he got us goals and we didn’t concede in games week in and week out
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So grateful we spent the money necessary to sort that position for the long term. Different physical and tactical profiles, all technically sound.
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Chelsea please go for Duran/Gyokeres in January please man
🔴🟡🇳🇬 Galatasaray have agreed to cover €9/10m as salary of Victor Osimhen until the end of the season.
Loan deal agreed with Napoli does NOT include any buy option/obligation clause.
Mission in Napoli to get Victor’s green light.
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Club statement. Fairs.
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We would gain so so so so so much from converting Caicedo to a
#8
full time and moving Enzo backwards. SO SO SO SO much
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UECL posting a KDH defensive work comp in the middle of this Gallagher storm 😂😂😂 I smell
#BrownEnvelopes
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We don't need a statement signing.
It feels like Chelsea are getting left behind in this transfer window. Everyone is strengthening whilst we’re going after players that may be good or not
We need a statement signing, be it a striker or left winger before the window closes
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"Nkunku" "preseason"
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Daily you've gotten so reactionary that you are already reacting to things that haven't happened yet.
GK isn’t good - You've already written off the GK we signed yesterday before he even plays
CB’s aren’t perfect for this system - We are yet to see all possible CB combinations,
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MY FACKIN STEERING WHEEL ANDREYYYY
Andrey Santos: “He (Maresca) plays 3-2-5, if I’m not mistaken, with the side inside. I have already played in this with coach Paulo Victor in the Brazil under 15 and under 17 team. As a steering wheel, you take the game from the front. I feel very comfortable and adapted to make
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They are the same people that think Gallagher is our best midfielder. The same people who are threatening to riot if we sell him. The same people that think Gilchrist is Chelsea quality. The same people think Chilwell is some great player who should be starting for us. The same
The same people that have shit on cucurella, are the same people who love Pochettino , are the same people who swore on their lives Declan Rice was an all time footballer, are the same people who swore Mason Mount was world class are the same people who say a cobham 11 would beat
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Why didn't Kepa feel a strong sense of nationality back then man...
I think that a lot of people underrate the tight bond that is with Basque players and their background.
There is a real pride of being Basque, and representing where you are from. This is why you rarely see the Basque players move too easily.
Nico and Zubimendi this summer.
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HIRE POCHETTINO BACK, SACK HIM AGAIN THEN SH00T HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD AND THROW HIS BODY IN THE THAMES
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Would be so funny if it turns out he's better than Fofana and Disasi
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