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Men will understand this joke, laugh and move on. If a man makes a female version of this joke there'll be deep hot takes on men's insecurity,fragile masculinity and how it leads to women getting killed
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There's no single married woman or woman in a loving relationship who will find this offensive. Just the bitter, lonely, ugly, single unpicked weirdos who have made misandry and being offended their personality
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Yoruba people have come through for Peter Obi big time sha. Especially the youth. Keep this in mind when the tribal wars resume. And hopefully reciprocate when they present a sensible presidential candidate not this balablu.
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This is the life you people wanted Chioma to leave because of small cheating? When she can cry in a private jet?
the whole 30bg pulling up for Isreal DMW’s wedding ,chai chioma 😭😍
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Ladies, he didn't attack the other guy. Went straight to his girlfriend only. Thats the most important lesson here.
- Man seen collecting the Bone Straight, phone and Slippers he bought for his girlfriend after seeing her on a date with another man.
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Nah, Nigerian babes will always stop you here with "what are you doing" then you have to mumble something about being in love with her, before you continue
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No variety? What a waste of polygamy
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Probably after years of calling her exes insecure when they complained about the "friendship"
I am happy to announce that me and my bestfriend have decided to actually start dating!!
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Depends on what you're driving. Camry=Broke, latest Range Rover=simple, humble millionaire
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It's really unfair how fly women can look with roadside 1,500 clothes. Doesn't work for men. Your 2k shirt looks like 2k.
Fine clothe no dey expensive, na you wan wear designer 😁😁
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Mumzee will make some young men reaccess the nonsense they're dating. And that will be all worth it
Collecting his number or the money is ridiculing my husband. I won't do that.
Some of us respect our husbands alot.
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Nigerian women joining the PS5 convo will also be funny to me. There's not up to 3 men in Nigeria whose girlfriends bought them a PS4. Not up to 17 since Nigeria's Independence.
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She has done what needed to be done. All she has to do is go back to her seat and wait
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Women who do this are the lowest grade of imbecile
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The irony of Nigerian parents actively pushing their kids to play football nowadays is hilarious. I see them buying boots and paying coaches et al. Same football our own parents were beating us to cease and desist from and pursue school. Life is funny
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Even in marriage, y'all still imagining being gifted money from strange men?
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Nigerian men meet a girl who pays their own transport and think they've met someone special. The bar is below the Mariana Trench.
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Imagine if GRV wife had a silhouette challenge video out there at this time
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Even if the 2 billion population of China have super Omarion variant, no one is going to put them on any red list. That's just science
Hustle o
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Put him in charge of Nairabet then
I use the best hand, the best brain, the best experience for the job.
Asiwaju
@officialABAT
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US have entered the Jubril Of Sudan phase of the Biden presidency
Two videos posted within a couple of hours of each other. I mean… you tell me what’s going on here… 🧐
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"Politics is local" - Rigging
"You need to have a structure" - Rigging
"You need to understand Nigerian politics" - Rigging
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Alaye hustle your money and shut up abeg. Who was sharing enemy with you before lol.
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Some of you have "girlfriends" that you can't invite to your house on weekends when you're running low on cash. You have to keep to and fro transport, flexing money, thank you for coming money, feeding money etc. But in your mind you don't patronise olosho. Dey play
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That generation of women are also the global leaders in paternity fraud. Did they discuss that too?
I have so many older ladies as friends. I’m talking women in their 60’s, 70’s and I kid you not, when they are talking about their marriages? Bruuuuuuh!!!!! You go wan chop stone.
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Moe is too loud for a prime suspect in the embezzlement of 100M plus naira endsars funds sha
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This crowdfunding office you people have given to
@Wizarab10
, e fair? You see people suffering, you won't tag governor,LGA chairman or House Rep, you tag Dickson on Twitter. So the day he's unable to or refuses to "raise am", he'll become an evil person. How long can we do this?
This video broke me this afternoon & made me cry… 💔
I can’t bear to see people suffer like this.
Abeg ehn
@Wizarab10
what can we do about this one?
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Y'all be contributing money for celebrities richer than you and it's all good but once you see Christians giving their own money for tithes and offerings you suddenly remember "the poor"
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A woman studying your hobbies so she can connect with you more and enjoy them with you. Nigerian men can't relate
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E dey low key burst my brain that there are Nigerian women who fork out millions for booty surgeries. Not like they're rich like that, they save up that cash, not to further their education,not to japa, not to start a business, but for nyash.
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This country sha. You go dey thank police for rescuing you from police
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They're making 60M naira transfers to kidnappers but can't track the money or owner of the account 🤣🤣. Same people that will flag your account if you receive random 10M. Bank o, police o, military ati FG, an entire syndicate. Everybody get cut for that money
Alhamdu lil Laah!
I am personally not in support of paying ransom to criminals. However, since it becomes clear, we lost our daughter Nabeeha yesterday, and the 5 remaining daughters have been threatened, as I spoke with the father on the matter yesterday and today.
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Shouldn't there be a point where they start tracing and also arresting these babalawos who instruct these people to do this?
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Except kidnappers, terrorists and killer herdsmen obviously lol
There’s nobody DSS can’t fish out in Nigeria if they actually want to find you and it’ll be done within 24 hours.
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18 year olds girls are fully capable of rejecting broke and ugly niggas tho. As soon as it's a rich,older or handsome guy they become to young and stupid to say no.
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This is a perfect example of doing ads in a skit without making it look forced and stupid
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The wealthiest and most powerful families do arranged marriages. Can't be putting century deep family legacies at risk for some clown shit like "marrying for love"
Arranged marriages frequently work. That's why the elite don't joke with it.
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Cos they're just remembering they could use that money for MSc abroad
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Why are women always trying to convince the world they're happy after break up/divorce tho? Men just move on in peace, women gotta come on social media screaming 'look at me, I'm happy I promise, it's not paining me'
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Hands up if you never heard "Yoruba Ronu" before this election
The Confidence of ignorance.
“Yoruba Ronu” is the title of Hubert Ogunde’s famous play performed in 1964.
The play was the most scathing criticism on the then Premier of the Western region, Ladoke Akintola, and it expressed the strongest disapproval of the toxic struggle for
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Sunday Igboho had the right idea. I remember he was talking about going into the forests and chasing out these people. That's the only kind of approach that will work with the threat we're facing. Incase y'all are still refusing to notice, these people are government backed.
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Person dey loot an entire state dey enrich him friends and family dem say na "you have to give it to him, he put his boys on, what a guy"
Untop state resources o. Wonderful
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Go and watch Shekau's videos where he's beheading people. That's the comedy you people enjoy
Mr Maccaroni should leave comedy please. He’s taking the fun out of it with his useless and boring skits
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"We need more women I'm crypto"
More women don enter now una don dey sell toto as NFT
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Even if I had my Aguero twitter moment and people wanted to help me, by the time dem dig up my old tweets, they'll be calling for the Police to arrest me
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Urgent 2k don rebrand
Told this man my cravings and he just sent money
Mind you I’ve only known him for 2 days
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By airport pickup they mean the man picking them up. If it's the man flying they'll wait for you at home wearing something sexy
i’ll forever stand on it that airport picks ups are a love gesture. Anybody that tells you “take uber na, it’s not far” doesn’t like you one bit
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Why didn't she find a man there to marry? She wanted to bring a man from Nigeria she could control
Nigerian man called out for allegedly defra¥ding a woman of over £30K by making her bring him to UK, pay his MSc fees plus accommodation and weekly allowance.
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It's September, schools just resumed. Most of the japa pics you're seeing are students. 100% of those going to the UK. They have just spent huge money on fees etc to begin a new life. It's going to be a tough first few years for them. No need for all this bitterness against them
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Kelly on Tiktok brings out a deep insecurity and jealousy in cishet Nigerian women and its interesting to watch
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Lol, the only thing worth any outrage in this video is the white people pretending they didn't know what we come via the education route for. No o, we're paying £22,000 fees to come and collect degree and come back. Werey
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When women talk about about how marriage doesn't affect mens careers, they're talking about the ones successful in their chosen careers. Not the majority of men doing whatever puts food on the table. You think your dad's life ambition was to spend 35+ years in the civil service??
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There'll be silence from your usual Arewa influencers and moderate Muslims throughout today, then by tomorrow they'll hit us with the Islamophobia/"why do you hate Muslims so much" angle
Muslims thugs and bandits burn Churches and houses belonging to Christians in Mangu Town, Plateau State.
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If WizKid has any sense he'll keep his relationship with this nigga strictly professional and stay tf away from him.
Peeps celebrate Wiz YouTube live
Burna: "I did live performance too"
Celebrate Wiz selling out venues
"I sold out venues too"
Girls hostel behaviour.
I’ve sold out every venue I’ve ever been booked for since 2018. Most of them 2 or three nights back to back. This next chapter of my Life as a performer is something I really look forward to. I’m in only ARENAS, STADIUMS and FESTIVALS worldwide. DREAMS come TRUE for REAL. 🙏🏾
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People doing odd jobs in the US/UK are sending money every month to build houses and buy property in Nigeria. Properties that your "dignified" well paying job in Nigeria hasn't been able to get for you in 10 years of working. You're taking pictures of them to mock them.
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Wole Soyinka that everybody has been dragging peacefully for supporting Buhari in 2015 amongst other reasons, e reach Obidients turn to drag am, dem don declare am revered, undraggable national hero.
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Arsenal U15s whooped the Arsenal women's team 5-0 yesterday and they're trying to hush the news everywhere. One of the lads celebrated on his page and had to delete🤣. All this madness cos reality is not favouring the "women are as strong as men" lunacy that's being pushed
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The other day Ore Crotchet clapped back at Shola using his prison ordeal to mock him and the whole twitter cheered. You can bet that she and the people cheering her for that then are the same ones crying about Wizarab's clapback at Sansa now. Inconsistent and irrational beings.
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Women bragging about their high body count then crying about men settling down with younger women smh. Gotta bag them early before they rack up Ronaldo numbers.
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"Sharia law is for Muslims, it doesn't affect you"
Then they arrest a Christian woman for "blasphemy" cos she spoke against them killing Deborah for "blasphemy" cos she spoke against them using the class WhatsApp group for religious purposes. A deeply evil set of people.
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By the time you guys finally figure out that 'Igbos' means everyone not from the North, it will be too late.
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Sometimes I feel women are so fake nice to each other online to make up for how much they can't stand each other in real life cos what is this kind of en masse lying is going on in the Cs?
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Y'all out here showing nyash and breast all over Snapchat, Instagram and Twitter for male attention 24/7 but mocking girls for praying for a husband in church 🤣.
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Stop deceiving yourself that men are not approaching you cos they're intimidated by your financial success. Can you imagine men running away from Omotola or Tiwa? It's you they'll now be intimidated by cos of Venza and Access Bank job? You no fine joor
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All the women countering this like "I got married and my husband made sure I went to university, paid for my masters, started a business for me and now I have...."
Marriage is sweet and not a setback when the patriachy patriarchs properly
Marriage is really one of the biggest setbacks for women and I wish they’d see that. Woah
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Weirdo so obsessed with gender wars she just creates them scenarios in her head and starts fighting 😂.
Before these weirdos start to sexualize Alozie
Please note the following:
She graduated from Yale University with a bachelor’s degree in Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology.
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This is the worst batch of Nigerian officials in the history of the country
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So far you people have blamed Paternity Fraud on
Hospitals for swapping babies
Impotent men whose wives had to sleep with other men
Now it's men for sleeping with married women
I guess the urge to not hold women accountable for anything is not just a female thing
Nobody chases married women more than Nigerian men.
They have no respect for people’s wives. The moment they see ring, that’s when they increase their chase.
The reason you have so much paternity fraud, is because Nigerian men go about sleeping raw with people’s wives and
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The people who wept and wailed that David Hundeyin was endangering our soldiers by leaking a document shouting "its high treason" have not tweeted anything now that our soldiers have been killed and mocked on video. You political jobbers are a very dangerous set of bastards
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See, the people who wrote the US constitution cooked fam. How did mfs from the 1700s think so far ahead as to make provisions in their constitution to protect states and individuals for if/when their govt goes rogue? At a time when they could just give themselves ultimate power
My statement on Texas’ constitutional right to self-defense.
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Twitter strangers will tell you they love and care about you more than the people who raised you till adulthood. Will tell you the parent who fed and clothed you hates you and is "denying your existence" but their likes and retweets are the love and support you need.
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In a few years this is how educated people, some with PhD abroad will be campaigning for MC Oluomo. Citing his commendable work in Oshodi and how he helped Tinubu "build" Lagos
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Abike Dabiri constantly slandering Nigerians abroad is rooted in her deep hatred of a particular tribe. What she and her supporters don't realise is that foreigners don't give af about her tribalism and bigotry and only know "Nigerians".
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If women were the ones who had beards, beard jokes like the type they banter Beardless Smallie with all the time would have been something phobic and a form of oppression.
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Since Ayra Stark,Tems came or any new female act came out I've been waiting for their older industry "sisters" to do some sort of collab to boost their careers. Nothing. Ever. When men push their career finish they'll win awards then climb stage do "this is for the strong women"
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Everybody went from
"Russia must pay for firing those missiles at Poland that killed 2 people!!Its a declaration of war! call NATO, invoke article 5 and all the other articles!"
To
"Oh the missile was from Ukraine? Zelensky bro pls be more careful ok? Kpele, wehdone"
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Entered car from Berger to Lekki, time reach to pay one guy pretend to be deaf and dumb. But e talk where e dey go o. Nothing I no go see for this Lagos😂. Dem bring am down empty him pockets. Shishi. No phone. No hanky sef
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Let's be honest with ourselves, too many Nigerian men have no respect for fidelity in marriage. After honeymoon it's straight back to the streets. Them niggas are more active in the streets than single guys.
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By the actual definition of prostitution, it's what we call "dating" in Nigeria.
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Japanese boss after I keep showing up for 6 months: "You have no honor"
Me: "Dey play"
A handful of Italians could bring the Japanese system to its knees.
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Niggas be like 'I don't patronise olosho' then spend 80k just to knack one 'normal' premium babe.
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Indians celebrating Indians becoming CEOs of IBM, Microsoft, Google etc. Black Americans are celebrating white people making fictional mermaids and Cinderella black as some victory against white people .Being pandered to and pitied by white people makes them feel so powerful.
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Black people say some really loser shit without even knowing it
Bukayo Saka being with a black woman is extremely refreshing to see.
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I'm sure he bounced out of the church with that secondary school bouncing we kids used to do when we felt we just did something awesome
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Women are sitting on strangers laps but twitter people said you shouldn't talk to women in gyms
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Northerners have released about 5 videos like this and all the BAT avengers will be quiet. As soon as its anyone from the south they suddenly find their voices. Mumu people
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*Videos of white couples celebrating 30+ years together*
Woke TwitterNg: "Awwwn so cute, God when"
*Praise Nigerian parents long lasting marriages*
Same TwitterNG: "Was the marriage happy? The woman was probably oppressed and stayed because of societal pressure"
Slaves
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Correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't high profile cases of injustices against women like Itunu's Cote d'Ivoire prison case or Keren's Premier College death be the kind of things feminists need to use their huge platforms to amplify and call attention to?
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Ayo let us rest
You will never find me taking the side of a colonising institution, especially a monarchy, over any African who insults and disrespects them. What rubbish respect? What stupid honour for an institution that gave us none? What mental slavery is this?
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I knew the government were involved in what's happening in Imo State when the the Unknown Gun Men who allegedly killed Gulak were all wearing Igbo caps after being killed by the authorities 🤣🤣
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