Mike
@Mike_RMCF
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Joined September 2011
Records broken so far this season - . - Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until Erik Ten Hag. - Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag. - Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the
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The smile of a man that just escaped prison.
Vitor Roque is very happy as heโs arrived in Seville to be announced as a new Real Betis player. โ๏ธ๐ง๐ท
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Football heritage will though.
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Tottenham, Israel, Kane. Pick a fucking struggle pal.
Peak brainrot.
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5 years into his career, the stage Arteta is at now, Jose Mourinho had won 2 league titles, 2 domestic cups, a double, a treble, 2 European trophies including a CL with Porto and was well on his way to winning Chelsea's first league title in 50 years. Find shame.
Pep regen, Pep student, Pep successor hypeee man, Arteta is literally Jose.
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Most clubs fans do this with trophy pics or trophy winning teams. This lot got MOTM award. ๐. Hope this helps.
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Paul Pogbas house was actually broken into a few weeks ago. Harry Maguire has allegedly got an email. Compare the difference in reaction. Hope this helps.
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5 years into his career, the stage Arteta is at now, Jose Mourinho had won 2 league titles, 2 domestic cups, a double, a treble, 2 European trophies including a CL with Porto and was well on his way to winning Chelsea's first league title in 50 years. Disgusting narrative.
"Mikel Arteta is slowly morphing into a Jose Mourinho type of manager" . Do you agree with @Carra23? ๐ค
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Drogba. 11 finals. 10 goals.
Whoโs the most Real Madrid coded player to not play for Real Madrid?.
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"Forever be losers"
Real Madrid are a chronically useless club. @ViniJr is a very small child. Perez is a disgrace. Silly club acting like a semi-pro Dadโs club. Burn this photo in your eyes. You will forever be losers. Forever. Fools. Disgrace - all of you. Disgrace.
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Gerrard's last game for Liverpool. Stoke City players literally letting him score like he's a disabled kid at soccer aid, because they were 5-0 up. Celebrated it too. Ended 6-1 ๐. Hope this helps
This Ronaldo performance is the most shameless display from a professional athlete in any sporting event in the worlds history.
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Ronaldo scores at 5-0 down. Zero reaction, exactly how it should be.
Do you think Ronaldo would stay silent after scoring a free kick in the classico with 30 minutes left to comeback? He would do the siuu ffs.
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545 games. 7 teams. 78 attempts at a trophy. 6 finals. 0 wins. 0 goals. 0 assists. More yellow cards in finals than shots on target. 0 trophies. Couldn't even win the Johnstone paint trophy playing in lower leagues. The most overrated player in the sports history
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@HarryMaguire93 Records broken with Harry Maguire as Manchester United captain - . - Manchester Uniteds longest run without a trophy in 48 years . - Manchester Uniteds lowest points total in the PL era . - Manchester Uniteds longest run without a clean sheet at OT in the clubs history. -.
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How close to Chernobyl is Mudryk from? . Plays like he's brain damaged, might be the radiation?.
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Messi won 6 Ballon D'ors before he won an international trophy . Ronaldo won 3 Ballon D'ors before he won an international trophy . All this pretending international football is the most important thing in the sport since the 2022 World Cup is laughable ๐.
You canโt be that poor at the Copa America and expect to win the Balon Dor. Itโs the sense of entitlement that pisses me off. Someone won a treble, breaking records spanning decades, and still didnโt win. Borga park somewhere.
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Of all the possible teams to put in a tournament, it's one that finished 14th (out of 15) in MLS last season . Nothing dodgy about that whatsoever ๐.
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Portugal won nothing pre Ronaldo. No amount of utter waffle is going to change this fact.
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Comunicado oficial: MikeLUHG. New year. New club. Good luck to those of sticking around to watch Jim Ratcliffe and the Glazers fuck Manchester Uniteds rotting corpse. I will not be joining you at the funeral. Hala Madrid
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Still hearing about Kurt Zouma kicking a cat this long after. Can't remember the last time Harry Maguire being charged with assault and bribery was brought up. English media absolutely reeks of xenophobia and racism. Hope this helps.
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"Best league in the world" that hasn't produced a Ballon d'Or winner in 15 years ๐. Hope this helps.
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Records broken so far this season - . - Manchester United had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until Erik Ten Hag. - Manchester United hadn't lost the opening two away games since 1973-74, until Erik Ten Hag. - Manchester United hadn't conceded more than one goal
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His actual farewell was getting beat so badly by Stoke City that they let him score a goal out of pity.
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In a La Liga game, probably not. In a competition where you haven't paid the refs off. Yes clearly.
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Just incase anyone was confused, this is a manager that's spent 850m, managing a club with a 600m+ turnover. Owned by an investment group with the net worth of 10bn+ . This is not the Plymouth argyle manager. No matter how much he pretends.
"This means more to us!". Jurgen Klopp fully supports Trent Alexander-Arnold's recent comments on comparing Liverpool's titles to Man City's ๐ค
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๐. So let me get this straight. Rodri in 22/23 with a treble an international trophy and 2 goals in finals - 5th. Rodri with a worse season in 23/24 that included losing a final to Ten Hag and getting hooked at HT in the Euros final - Ballon d'Or winner. New low for the sport.
๐จ BREAKING: Vinicius Jr will NOT travel to Paris as Real Madrid know he will NOT win the Ballon dโOr. No one from Real Madrid will attend the ceremony. No Florentino Pรฉrez, no Vini Jr, no Carlo Ancelotti, no Jude Bellingham.
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Trophies since this. Konate - 3.Varane - 1 .Kounde - 2.Ben White - 0. A lie told a thousand times is still a lie. Hope this helps.
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RIP Manchester United 1878-2023. Hope this helps.
๐จ Exclusive story on #MUFC takeover. โ Glazers informed of Sheikh Jassim decision โ he has WITHDRAWN from the process. โ Final bid understood to be almost double than $3.5B market valuation. โ $1.5B extra investment was planned. ๐ถ๐ฆ All details:
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30+ injuries. 46 games. 2 losses. 11 points clear. 3 Classico wins. 4-1 win in a final. Knocked the CL holders out. We are witnessing one of the best managerial performances in the sports history.
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Fair play to AWB. Kept his mouth shut whilst he was out of the team unlike some of them and did his job when needed in a final. Proper professional. Just slide tackles and goes home. None of this PR nonsense. Hope this helps
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City having a bad season - 200m on 4 players in January, key player signed to a 9 year contract . United having a bad decade - "We're broke with owners worth 25bn so we're giving Maguire an extension". Chelsea having a bad 3 years - "We're not in a title race after spending the.
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Is this not you lot? ๐
City celebrating a 2-2 draw VS a ten man Arsenal tells you all you need to know.
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Congratulations to Lamine Yamal on becoming the youngest player to lose a Spanish Super Cup final.
YES, he's the youngest dฬถฬถeฬถฬถbฬถฬถuฬถฬถtฬถฬถaฬถฬถnฬถฬถฬถtฬถ scorer in Super Copa Espaรฑa history. ๐คซ
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Kurt Zouma got slaughtered for kicking a cat . Harry Maguire got a prime time BBC interview to spread his sob story after being charged with assaulting a human. And I'm supposed to believe there isn't a huge problem with xenophobia in English football? ๐ . Hope this helps.
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Last year that went "pretty well". - Biggest defeat in 128 years . - Biggest ever PL defeat . - City treble . - Quickest goal we've conceded in a final . - First loss to City in a final in 145 years of existing . - Only manager to be 4-0 down at HT twice in the same season in PL.
๐จ ๐ณ๐ฑ Ten Hag: "Last year went pretty well for us, but there's always room for improvement. Every single person at the club intends to keep improving this season. We can't do a few steps in the right direction and stop." #MUFC
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1 billion for an energy drink cup is still better value for money than ยฃ5 a month to see your cunt. Run along and find some more children groom. Hope this helps.
Manchester United donโt get enough shit for this, itโs actually embarrassing when you deep it๐ญ
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Records broken so far this season -. - Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag. - Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag . - Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag. - Manchester United
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People crying about this but things like rainbow laces and armbands advertising a fetish in the sport is absolutely fine. Strange world we live in. Hope this helps.
Morocco defender Nouhaila Benzina became the first player to wear a hijab while competing at a Women's World Cup today. This tournament continues to inspire and break boundaries for future generations ๐
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Doesn't do FA cup finals either. Hope this helps.
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"Provocative" yet this dickhead wins awards two years in a row from the same cunts? ๐
Que @vinijr no sea balรณn de oro es una noticia de justicia para el deporte. Un tipo sin valores, sin compaรฑerismo y provocador no podรญa ser galardonado con el distintivo a mejor del mundo. Ademรกs, gran seรฑorรญo madridista no viajando sabiendo encajar la derrota
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They called me a madman.
Joselu might be the best loan signing the sports ever seen.
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Mourinho was sacked for losing 6 of 17 games in 18/19. Ten Hag has lost 6 in 10. If Mourinho was sacked for footballing reasons, Ten Hag should be gone today. Hope this helps.
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No fan deserves abuse from a players family. We stand with you, @markgoldbridge . Hope this helps
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Alonso ending Bayern's 11 year dominance after inheriting a 16th placed team should put an end to any of this "give him time" and "trust the process" bollocks being pushed to remove accountability from managers. If it's taking time, you are doing it wrong.
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A fella with 60 goals and a treble didn't win it last season thanks to the PR in your avi, clearly not about stats is it? ๐.
These are Balon D'or stats nowadays lmao.
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@elonmusk A free test subject with head the size of a microwave for you to send into space comes with the club pal. Get it done. Hope this helps.
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๐จ Erik ten Hag walks out of press conference when asked about Man United's worst Premier League finish in history. @BeanymanSports ๐ฅ.
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Records broken so far this season -. - Manchester United had never finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in the competitions history, until Erik Ten Hag. - No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competitions history until Erik
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He's also 5 PL winners medals away from David Beckham.
"Salah's five assists away from David Beckham!" ๐ฅ. Is @StuntPegg the first person to SHUT @Chelsearory down!? ๐ฒ
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Took their biggest threat off to try run some storyline bullshit ๐. Get that half arsed part time footballer out of here.
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Find shame. Hope this helps
Alejandro Garnacho at 18 is making more of an impact at United than Cristiano Ronaldo did at the same age. A very special player. #MUFC.
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Deleted his only ever good tweet ๐.
Deleted this tweet dkmm ๐คฃ๐คฃ He didnโt want to lose them sponsors
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Bottle the title. Have a bus parade to celebrate taking one up the arse instead. Strange football club. Hope this helps.
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@footballontnt If Henry had spent years, after turning 30, playing in farmers leagues, he'd have hundreds more goals!! Context.
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When will the 2005 CL final be getting replayed if we are going by this logic? . Hope this helps
Rivals fans going on saying shit like: "Liverpool are so pathetic asking for a replay" have clearly never lost out on a title by 1 point. ๐คฆ๐ป.
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Real Madrid since selling Odegaard have won 8 trophies. Arsenal since signing him have won nothing. What a fumble.
รdegaard might be Real Madrid's biggest ever fumble. Like I can't think of anyone else.
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Trophy at Sporting . Trophies at Manchester United. Trophies at Real Madrid. Trophies at Juventus . 0 trophies at Manchester United managed by 3 Glazer puppets. Trophy at Al-Nassr . Very clear where the problem is. Hope this helps
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@Cristiano Thanks for speaking the truth and winning this club 8 trophies pal. Not all of our fans are as ungrateful as the majority. Hope this helps.
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๐ค โDid he cry for himself or the nation?โ. โ โKane wouldnโt cry. Messi wouldnโtโฆโ. ๐ โHeโs not the Ronaldo we know.โ. Jason Cundy reacts to Cristiano Ronaldo crying after his extra time penalty miss
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Why? Should only Western cultures be allowed to host the "world" cup? . It's not hard to respect a countries culture for a fucking month, if your that arsed don't go. Hope this helps.
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Imagine we actually go 38-0-0 ๐. I want that, I need that.
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Totally unfair comparison, Hitler was moderately successful in Europe. Erik Ten Hag has gone out to Getafe, Copenhagen, Galatasaray, Tottenham, Lille and a Roma team that even Ole could put 8 past. Hope this helps.
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Greenwood charged with rape. Maguire charged with assault and bribery. Both still have Manchester United contracts. One is captain. Meanwhile, the crime of speaking the truth gets your contract terminated. Shows what sort of club Manchester United is. Hope this helps.
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Has Jamie "Leave football before the football leaves you" Carragher ever done anything close to that on a football pitch? ๐.
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Congratulations to Enner Valencia on scoring more World Cup goals in 32 minutes than Wayne Rooney in 3 World Cups. Hope this helps.
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I'd imagine his face looked the same when Ten Hag started telling him how to play football. Hope this helps.
Cristiano Ronaldo is thrilled to be sitting next to Conor McGregor ๐
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They finished 12th so instead of keeping the same players and pretending losing is fine, they have reacted and totally changed the squad. Every club should be doing that? . English media hates owners with ambition that actually take action. Hope this helps.
"Todd Boehly's running this club like I use to play FIFA as a kid!" ๐คฌ. "They're a club that's unstable!" ๐ฌ. I love Pochettino but other than that what are Chelsea doing right now? They came 12th!" ๐ค. Lianne Sanderson can't understand why players would join #CFC right now ๐
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@JHenderson Liverpool captain is big fan of man that let Liverpool score 9 goals in two games at Old Trafford. I for one am shocked at this development. Hope this helps.
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Harry Kane has 0.69 goals per game compared to Ronaldoโs 0.15 in the World Cup and Euros knockout stages ๐
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You know how you become "likeable" in football? By losing. Everyone loves the likes of Harry Kane and Brighton because they pose no threat to anybody. Vini is disliked because he's so successful. Carry on, but there's no need to pretend it's anything else ๐.
Vinicius simply needs to cut this out of his game. His behavior has not changed. Absolutely 0 need to do this. Makes him beyond unlikeable. He crunched the guyโs footโฆis he supposed to not feel any pain?
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This sport will never see a better player. Not even close. Hope this helps
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Imagine Ronaldo had spent his entire career walking around the pitch in slow motion like this fella does, media cooked him for no chasing around like a dog at 37? ๐. Never once seen him critised for his lack of work rate off the ball. Very strange. Hope this helps.
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Does any current Manchester United player even have 143 career goals? ๐. Hope this helps.
Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 143 headed goals. No one has ever scored more. ๐ต๐น๐
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Rashford taught him the sympathy limp.
Signature move
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Gary Neville at Valencia . โข 28 games.โข 11 losses.โข 39 goals.โข 38 goals conceded . Ten Hag 23/24. - 24 games.- 12 losses.- 33 goals .- 39 goals conceded. Hope this helps
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7 trophies by 21. Another one killing the myth that young players need time to perform. You've either got it or you haven't.
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"Brighton would win Serie A" ๐. Hilarious set of retards. They genuinely believe it's a different sport if it's outside of England.
Brighton ๐ AC Milan . Who is the more attractive club to join right now? ๐ค . @DougieCritchley | @PatrickBVS | @MikeMcCub
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From now on, I talk, you lot listen. Hope this helps
It'll be De Gea, then it'll be Sancho, then it'll be Casemiro. Any high earner that the Glazers want rid of they vilify in the media and this dumb fanbase laps it up as they scream Glazers out. Hope this helps.
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Sheffield United have earned around ยฃ200m from the premier league this season. and people wonder why some clubs want a super league? ๐.
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A man worth 20 odd billion begging for the tax payer to build him a stadium, meanwhile it's City's owners that have renovated a whole area around theirs out of their own pocket that are apparently the enemy of football ๐. The coverage of football is getting very backwards.
๐ฃ๏ธ "There should be one in the North" . Sir Jim Ratcliffe explains the size of the task ahead at Manchester United and outlines his future plans for a 'Stadium of the North' to be built ๐๏ธ
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Paul Pogba, a 4x league winner, a world cup winner, scored in the world cup final, scored in the last final Manchester United won has had more criticism from the English media than Harry Maguire that's been relegated 4 times. Hope this helps.
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A 21 year old Cristiano Ronaldo got booed in every stadium in the country after the 2006 World cup. He responded by improving to the point of carrying his team to 3 league titles in a row, winning the CL and winning the Ballon D'or. Character building works. Hope this helps.
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3 years defending like this but the problem is apparently Cristiano Ronaldo. Hope this helps.
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Give it a fucking rest. You are embarssing those of us that have some shame. Manchester Uniteds success was built on money too. Just wasn't any restrictions on spending it then. This peasant act is pathetic. Quick thread to end this bullshit narrative -.
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Twitter talking as if this is some sort of downgrade? ๐. Fenerbahce have won more trophies than his last two dead clubs combined. Great choice for him.
๐ก๐ต๐ต๐น Josรฉ Mourinhoโs verbal agreement with Fenerbahรงe is on two year contract valid until June 2026. It will also include an option for further season. Jorge Mendes has been negotiating the deal and now time to review, sign all formal documents. Here we go soon! ๐น๐ท
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The audacity. Without HGH he'd be getting fired out of a cannon on an Argentine circus.
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Mourinho - 6 losses in 17 games, sacked. Ten Hag - 7 losses in 14. If Mourinho was sacked for footballing reasons, Ten Hag should go tonight. Hope this helps.
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