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@ZeroSuitCamus
I really love the idea that Chelsea Clinton drives a literal city bus with her name all over it as her personal vehicle.
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@0xUFPFella
@mrbenwexler
Beneath every liberal is a fascist waiting for the liberal to get frustrated.
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@intrnetdaughter
training yourself to hate alcohol by giving yourself the food poisoning out of the sink drain pipe
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@PreppyDude
@BamaCahill
@PenBercifield
How would you suggest the polish larpers rectify the discrepancy
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@Mua_FN
@michael_epps
@richimedhurst
Not only do israelis think they should be allowed to steal the land in front of everyone, they wanna be liked for doing it.
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@IrateMaxwell
@whstancil
Frankly, if a foreign military tank rolls down my street, I reserve the right to *do something* to it, and so do the people of gaza.
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@sm0othbr4in
@poopswag34
I coulda told him he was straight based on the use of the phrase “give it the ol college try.”
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@Nonisbitch
Well he got me there. Guess our tax dollars have to go towards paying to help it be done to another people in the modern era.
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@CanadasHost
Imagining a curb your enthusiasm joke where somebody says they were abused by a priest, and Larry learns that it was emotional abuse, which he feels is an important distinction.
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@GayRetard88
If the cashier is nodding, i'm not filming, i'm stealin. Even if they notice, they're not calling the cops.
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@AshleyCackle
@hungu1995
@garbage_hime
why don’t you win higher office and be vocally provocative on important issues and see how well you can keep niche twitter weirdos happy
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@RichardHanania
Insane how bent out of shape conservatives get when the pope, the head of the Christian faith and successor to Saint Peter, expresses the Christian idea that love should be given to all regardless of way of life.
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@JoeyDoughnuts_
@CimarronMoon
@slate_akita
Funny how you heard jellybean and contour blob and immediately thought about tesla
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@ByYourLogic
If we were serious about the rules-based order, we'd do a third gulf war in israel.
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@Diabel________
@hungu1995
Its called niacin flush. if you only eat meat every meal of the day, you develop vitamin imbalances.
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@BigBillMoon
@Lexaclarklover
@rafaelshimunov
@afneil
@MailOnline
You can’t abandon your example when it doesn’t pan out and not look a fool
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@angel_sentbyGod
@cylinderarms
I think they think you shouldn’t chop bits off of infants without their consent or medical necessity.
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@GreatBigButt
what does Joe Budden know about adequate images and the capture of the sublime
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@yuhline
@fattigerone
Rinsing doesn't change that from a bacterial standpoint. The safest way to make meat safe to eat is by cooking it. The running water contacting raw chicken is a health hazard. The juice you talk about is the same juice that exists throughout the meat, its myoglobin, not blood.
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@fayemikah
At what age do we say that people have full agency over themselves if not at 18? Do people not have the capacity to handle the decision whether or not to sleep with an Oscar winning movie star who played jack in titanic? Some people might want to do that, I don’t know.
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@viperwave
i can't believe squiggly miggly killed himself with a 3D printed shotgun after super tuesday.
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@MichalSabra
i'll bet Der Sturmer published lots of things saying the conditions in the warsaw ghetto were actually a-okay because of frivolous anecdotes just like this. you should be ashamed.
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@pissvortex
@tom_on_here
Fun preview of how countries will respond to international criminal court warrants.
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@Rongwrong_
@ProfDBernstein
So fitting to compare the Palestinians to the Comanche. Just outright acknowledging the settler colonialism and violence, but saying actually it’s good.
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@AnimeSerbia
@PlsWatchGundam
it’s a slippery (oily) slope from that to munching on bull testicles because you think you’re not virile enough.
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@user84829272
If I have to dress my dog as Hannibal lecter in my house, it’s probably not good for the dog either
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@ValerieComplex
@UniverseTheKing
@rachelkayw
Being able to communicate your feelings, wants and needs effectively and appropriately is an incredibly valuable skill.
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@CringePoop
@then0tfather
he’s gonna be mad when he’s older, imagine finding the video of your parent letting you eat dirt
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@oliaklein
Looks like a bomb shelter. I’m not seeing the “pentagon command center of terrorism.” Are the idf still building it or what?
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@iamanja123
@HereIsMySpout
It's not an accurate term for this. The Veiled Prophet society is a secret society in St Louis that puts on a ball every year where one of their daughters is crowned the "Queen of Love and Beauty." It was formed to scare minorities in the 1800s after a large strike wave in the US
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@nkulw
I don’t want to hear the “Bernie supporters are sycophants who hang on his every word” line again.
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@dklmarxist
kinda lets the air out of the "these guys are based defenders" when they were out there teamkilling.
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@nhannahjones
@t_NYC
@elizashapiro
@newspaperguild
then why is your stance indistinguishable from the ownership stance mandating everyone put themselves in harms way in the name of profit?
it’s only going to take one student fatality in a school district to make this whole argument look as heartless as it is.
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@0xUFPFella
@mrbenwexler
Better to feel sorrow than jack off over the violence like you, sicko.
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@largemotorcycle
I think that’s a pretty reductionist look at how family trauma works. Rich tv family aside, it can take years to get to a point of healing, but acknowledging the abuse or neglect that was done is a necessary step and there’s a lot people don’t know about themselves at 25.
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@LordJuiblex
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@EddieCMB
like 1 in 5 children in the us are food insecure, and that was before covid. we don’t even take care of our own
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@Sammi_Sativa
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@francisxwolf
Iodine is a necessary nutrient that we usually supplement table salt with because it’s (or was) pretty ubiquitous. Iodine deficiency causes a thyroid disorder called a goiter, where it enlarges really visibly and increases your risk of of thyroid cancer.
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@lu2000k
facebook spent 15 billion dollars and couldn't come up with anything close to as valuable as this right here
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@kevdog
@Wonton_Goodsoup
Oh well I mean, think of how much weight they saved, that’s real important *checks notes* under water.
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@DustinTL
Can’t see shit half the time in movies. I sometimes think something might be wrong with my screen and have to remind myself I’m not crazy.
The X-files is my go to example of how awesome night lighting can be. Flashlights can also be great visually.
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@_alice_evans
@mattyglesias
"we aren't efficiently utilizing the female labor pool within the warsaw ghetto!"
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@pillow4rt
@CleverCasmir
@kenklippenstein
Does Jai have blackmail material on all of you or something?
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@MarlaTauscher
@lauferlaw
@politico
And there you have the American liberal’s true nature. Minorities only matter when they’re backing your aims.
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@SAMOYEDCORE
Bro described top tier foods and then shook his head saying “white people, am I right?”
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@siilverprick
@DavidAstinWalsh
@KnowYrEnemyPod
The one who took billionaire money to stay afloat after pledging she wouldn’t? That one?
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@lameypilled
@UsingCigarettes
Lets talk about it then. How do you write a law stopping this? Specifically, how do you legally restrict who you can marry or pursue private relationships with without infringing on the right to privacy and free association between legal adults?
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@StefWilliams25
Sounds like some unresolved personal issues unrelated to a broad diverse political movement.
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@eshaLegal
My son isn’t eager to go to his daily regimen of minor and moderate car accident equivalents, how do I best beat this out of him
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@SBWorkersUnited
Benefits they could’ve granted all along, but only chose to when workers started deciding they deserved a bigger slice of the pie amidst record profits. Unions are a good influence on management.
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@plovejet
So did you fight any adults or was the kindergarten classroom the main zone of operation
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