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girlfriend museum. comedian playboy. lob threat. TRANSA streaming NOW @redhotorg | @latestagelive | nsfw: @malegirIfriend
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Joined March 2023
transphobia on here is annoying because they want you to care sooo bad. 'it's a man' bro i got 10 dollars off a rack of ribs at the meat market last week because the butcher said i was the most beautiful woman who walked in the store. get real.
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in an attempt to save bullets, Japanese fascists forced my grandfather to jump off a cliff during an execution of Filipino POWs. Despite splitting his sternum in half on a jagged rock, he survived and lived to father 6 children. I will spend my last breath fighting fascism.
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maybe im being harsh but i think dressing up in 1950s cosplay and filming it with a selfie stick is gayer than actual sodomy.
I wish this was still the standard. now people are wearing pajamas outside
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this is so wlw of him
newest tf2 comic is devastating lol.
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this is either how i die or the best dick of my entire life
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reading this was like getting tboned at an intersection but none of the airbags go off.
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theres a 9 day period between my prescription refills every month where i just stop checking for cars before i cross the street.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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once i brought a date over and she saw that i kept two iphone chargers and a usb c by my bedside and said 'oh so youre like FUCKING fucking'.
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Agent 47: In 20 meters, there will be an eyebrow threading parlor to your left. Go inside. Ask for 'the works'.
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transphobia preventing you from recognizing that her dog is jesus.
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a thousand likes on a pic of my haircut just to have another date with my dildo
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not to be dramatic but this is all i've ever wanted to be.
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fuck you lol.
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POLY KENDRICK LAMAR: set free by ethical nonmonogamy ill die before i settle for raw exclusivity. BISEXUAL DRAKE: (rapping) men owe me sex / (singing) but girls owe me love.
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telling her i used to be 7" before estrogen like i was on varsity as a freshman.
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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Chappell Roan because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive mother in constant state of distress, anxiety, and worry about the future. Hearing the bottle uncork every evening was my own 'Red Wine Supernova' for 20 years.
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90% of passing as a trans man is just learning how to walk like this.
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crazy that i somehow got hotter than this.
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at last
BREAKING: Modelo Especial surpasses Bud Light to become America's top-selling Beer 🍺
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every time i go to the club i see the number of vapists keeps decreasing while the number of smokers keeps going up, to which my friends respond "why the fuck are you calling them that".
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THE BEACH BOYS (1962):.A root beer and a hot dog!.A pretty girl and a hamburger!. THE BEACH BOYS (1971):.Mother Nature was the hottest chick I ever knew. (harmonized).𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 ~.𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 ~.𝒂𝙣𝒅 𝒘𝙚 𝙢𝒖𝙧𝒅𝙚𝒓𝙚𝒅 𝒉𝙚𝒓 ~.
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apparently my best friend sent me this last night over grindr
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the woman across from me on the L train is publicly breastfeeding two children and her husband is smiling at her and theyre creating a moment they will always remember and im hungover spilling lemon pound cake crumbs on my loose tuck.
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JAYLEN BROWN: the jewish elite didnt want me to win but facts dont care about your feelings. we will [5 SECOND DELAY MUTE]. JAYSON TATUM: (reading cue card) thank you Boston.
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6'2" TRANS WOMAN WITH MY MOTHER'S WRINKLES: i don't top. i hope this isnt a dealbreaker for you. ME (CHEWING CHUNKS OUT OF HER PADDED BRA LIKE A GOAT): top?.
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'we can tell youre a dude' 'it's a train knee' you were in my dms THIS calendar year, just swing for a 4 you can handle next time so you don't have to embarrass yourself every time i go viral.
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every morning when he poured fish sauce onto my breakfast rice i could see his POW camp wrist tattoos. when he didn't button his fishing flannels i could see the keloid on his chest. dark brown - about 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and 1/4" raised above his skin. i still miss him.
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6'2" TRANS WOMAN WITH MY MOTHER'S GENTLE AUTHORITY: i always disclose that im postop to my dates. i hope this isnt a dealbreaker for you. ME (CIRCLING THREE TIMES IN HER LAP LIKE A CAT): sooo this is a date.
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>match with older trans woman on feeld.>get asked to dinner.>want to imprint on her as my mother.>"mm i love applesauce".>she says she does too.>brings me to jewish restaurant for latkes and applesauce.>mfw so bricked up under the tablecloth the table sits at a tilt.
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6'2 FEMME TOP WITH NO BOTTOM DYSPHORIA: Is something wrong with you???? Should i call you an ambulance????. ME (DROOLING BLOOD ONTO AN OPEN VALENTINES CHOCOLATE BOX): my pronouns are your/yours.
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accidentally dressed like futch arthur the anteater again
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DEMOCRATS: do not build affordable housing in my neighborhood. REPUBLICANS: traditional family structure must be upheld at all costs. GUY WHO JUST BOUGHT A BIDET: it doesnt even feel that gay to use.
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last night i thought she was only using her thumb but my girlfriend apparently just fit her entire hand inside me with no poppers just by telling me i love you a lot.
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by the age of 25, you should be. -driving with gumbo without a top.-wasting all over the car.-finna pour it out. or else you need a new circle.
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bitches be cruising for transmascs at coffee shop open mic. you worried about the wrong TS Elliot.
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fyi youre not a woman because you take hrt. youre a woman because you say so.
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nice argument. however i have already portrayed you as my much smaller girlfriend.
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reached for a viagra and accidentally took the adderall that my friend gave me as a birthday present
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(showing this to my breast augmentation surgeon) kick me in the balls as hard as you can
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(nabokov reviewing indie musicians). ADRIANNE LENKER: Her music is only ever as beautiful as the last woman to break her heart. CAR SEAT HEADREST: Sniveling runt. FATHER JOHN MISTY: Foul. NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL: Pervert. SUFJAN STEVENS: A pathetic bore. Illinois is glorious.
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if having sex multiple times a week with the same person for 4 months isnt dating what is it.
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bottoms will wrap your whole shit at 99 degrees fahrenheit and be offended when you bust and say i love you on the first link.
Premature ejaculation is wholesome and romantic actually.
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despite what many may think im not actually politically t4t at all. i have always believed trans and cıs people can live fulfilling lives with each other. i date trans women because i am a chaser.
t4t is a scam, like the word queer it is is a flattening universalism combined with a presumed but undefined code of conduct. identity does not imply anything beyond identity.
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CHUCK: Hey look, I love the transgender community. They should be able to play whatever sport they want. KENNY: Would y'all post up a gay guy?. SHAQ: Who cares. Chuck not hitting those free throws anyways. [PHOTOSHOP OF ELLIOT PAGE BREAKING CHUCK'S ANKLES]. ERNIE: Oh goodness.
Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you sh*t, you tell em Charles says ‘f**k you!’” .
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top/bottom dialectics has been a plague upon trans women who transitioned during quarantine. 'we're both bottoms it would never work' oh my godddddddddddd i swear none of you like girls.
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you wouldnt get it.
nobody else wants to talk about it so I will: what is wrong with dan hentschel.
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you did not spend this long transitioning to give up now.
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GRANDMA TRYING TO TRAP ME IN A TRANSPHOBIC ARGUMENT: your hair has gotten so long grandson. do they comment on it at your job :). ME SCROLLING PILL IDENTIFIER TO SEE IF I NEED TO NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES: sometiunes.
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imagine having a folder of ivy wolk 'receipts' from when she was in high school.
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dirty talking in a bitch ear but you mumble and she has to say 'what?' 😭😭.
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required reading for all trans men thinking about asking out a trans woman
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straight t4t is so beautiful.
Shelley Duvall dances with her then boyfriend Paul Simon at Studio 54, 1978 . © AP Photo
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chappell roan makes music for women who are otherwise fun and attractive but reek of desperation so profusely they can only be jesters. on paper she should be my favorite artist of all time.
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pro tip: do not immediately compare your body with a trans woman after matching with her on a dating app.
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if you gave yourself the chance to wrap your arm around a twink's waist at a rave and run your fingers through his greasy hair, you too would understand why David wrote the Psalms.
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if i had a primary partner who topped me at least once a week i would stop using they/them pronouns entirely.
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@KindaSortaMaebe i dont want to live in a world where beautiful women are no longer allowed to call me slurs.
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my producer Dust gave me a chance as a 25yo trans woman in escort work the opportunity to join a project with Sade and André 3000 on it. he doesnt know it but he and TRANSA saved my life. im excited we get to share it with you 11.22.24.
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being poly does not inherently grant you a pass to talk to new dates about how excited you are about all the other hookups you are having in your life. 'poly' is not a catch-all that guarantees you will automatically be on the same page.
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saying 'i love you' to people you are having sex with and not dating is literally fine.
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i met julian casablancas at a house party in 2017 and his child bride was teaching him how to use find my iphone.
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20YO TEEN TRANSITIONER: i'm proud to be trans but. do you ever wish you could have been born cis?. ME (ADJUSTING SLIDER ON MY SELF CLONING DEVICE TO '10 INCHES'): god doesn't make mistakes.
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awesome to know that producing jpegs like these are heating up the globe so fast that our children will never see snow.
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