slate
@slate_akita
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i was the one who sent idubbz that “keep on yiffin” shirt nec recisa recedit. grande akita americano. alfista. 🍀 🔞minors DNI🔞
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Joined June 2017
HYUNDAI KNOCKED THIS OUT OF THE PARK. i give you the Hyundai Grandeur Heritage EV Concept. and i’m not mincing words, i love everything about it.
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“don’t lose your cute belly“. oh I will, did you also want me to keep what respect I had for you? because that just went out the window. respect bigger people who don’t like their size & work to lose weight. don’t trivialize our health because “uwu tummy cute me likey”.
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your big football jock friend says he wants to cuddle after practice
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I’m so sick of people telling me they like my gut when all I want to do is lose it. Some of you might not remember, but I used to be 300+ pounds. I’m 250 currently. 225 is my ultimate goal and no matter how much I hear . “yOu LoOk BeTtEr WiTh A bElLy” . I’m not changing my mind.
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furries: *screeching, teeth gnashing, temper tantrum, borderline openly saying they hope BLFC fails for being scheduled midweek* . also furries: *on a tuesday* just made it to MFF!.
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suit vs suiter
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akita says: . instead of demanding a refund for your registration from conventions affected by world events, donate it to the convention instead. #FursuitFriday
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Nobody: . Literally nobody: . Not one single person on gods green earth: . Manual transmission drivers at red lights:
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Hey, Slate just wanted to address something he thinks furries should know. Yeah it’s the ‘cool thing’ to act like a bully, get “beat up”, or get bullied in character by friends. But we should never downplay, make light of or glorify bullying and targeted harassment. Ever.
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weigh in at my GP’s office conformed i’m down 13.5kg/30lb in 7 months. i tried slate on the other day & the results were pretty apparent.
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hold on, i speak boomer. your generation is so entitled, stop whining & pull yourself up by your bootstraps, get your resume & pound that pavement, start leaving it on front desks & make sure you call them to follow up. that’ll show initiative & that you want to work.
Baby boomers are becoming homeless at a rate ‘not seen since the Great Depression,' per MoneyWise.
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Dimension C-206! Rainfurrest. We gotta blend in Morty! Trust me Morty, these furries theytheythey get reeeal weird around nor*BELCH*OORmies!
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pov: you’re at some dumb party, getting another drink from the garage fridge. oops, you mindlessly turn around and walk face first into slate. he laughs & tells you he thinks you’re kinda cute.
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Some fursuiters: *appear to dance, excitedly interact, move around effortlessly & carry themselves well* . Me in fursuit trying to turn around when someone calls my name:
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business on the casual.hungry like an animal .I could almost eat you alive
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the sign says “no parking or standing” … but i’m a dog, i can’t read. 🐕 . 📸: @ChatahSpots .#FursuitFriday
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these giant bean bags are great. i totally don’t call it a dog bed. 😜
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You: “What’s Slate like in fursuit?” . Me in fursuit walking up behind you:
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shine ✨and paws 🐾
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