I would 100% kill some of the minions if they worked for me, having a bad day at work and thrusting a screwdriver into one of their heads would feel so calming
Our hearts go out to the family of FHP Trooper Zachary Fink, who was killed in the line of duty while attempting to detain a fleeing felon in St. Lucie County.
@CaseyDeSantis
and I are praying for the Fink family and the entire FHP community.
@smokeismedicine
They had BANANA CLIPS babe OK FULLY AUTO!! Imagine they shot me and you grab my phone to call 911 and see my search history or my secret apps folder DID YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT
My roommate who once told me that LMFAO was his favorite band just posted a picture of Avengers official runtime and the GoT Sunday Episode runtime and wrote “EPIC Weekend!” while also tagging Barstool Sports, on IG
I finally got my wife to stop giving me my pills and instead trained her to give me something tasty instead, like a rolled up cheese slice or a spoonful of peanut butter
Damn this weed got me coughing like crazy lol also giving me a fever and chills and diarrhea and body aches and fatigue and a sore throat! My dealer came through this time!
Barstool Green New Deal:
- End our reliance on fossil fuels
- Develop a nationwide system of renewable energy
- If you drink a 30 rack of natty in less than 24 hours you can return it to the recycling plant for a refund
Watching the euphoria episode where it’s just four boys sharing eight beers they stole from their parents while playing halo in a basement “Wow actually this is an incredibly realistic and moving show”
As the one year mark of
#January6
approaches, Americans all across our nation are reflecting on that dark day.
We want to know: What was going through your mind as you watched the events of that day unfold?
Let us know below or reach out to us at TalkToUs
@lincolnproject
.us.
Hey y’all, I’m starting to get some of my Airbnbs off the ground and I got a question for other owners, what’s the best way you’ve disguised cameras in all the rooms?
Pouring a beer with some foam
Guy: oh nice, love some good head haha
Me: what?
Guy: I said “I love some good head” haha
Me, hearing him clearly for the second time: what?
Before Marriage:
Girl to boy: hello nice shirt it would look better on my floor
After Marriage:
Wife to husband: hello nice shirt it would look better off of my floor
😂🤣😂🤣 share if you have experiences the same