Nnanna
@TheNnanna
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Barbie's marketing budget is gargantuan.
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Ici Eweux et n'qobee?.
I hate Nigerians. Why is a restaurant called Petit Paris serving isiewu and nkwobi? 😑.
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A lot of Nigerians believe that these Yahoo boys are tech experts meanwhile they are mostly unsophisticated, barely computer literate opportunists that simply copy and paste the same format 1,547 times and pray that 2 instances will click.
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Bring out the corn that you are hiding please.
Ati Tinubu oh, ati Atiku, ati Obi oh. I don't trust any of them!.
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So you don’t know that NURTW chairmen are mobsters? . Buy Naija to grow the naira.
i need to stop reading these novels fgs. where will i find a russian mobster that’s 6’3 and obsessed w me ? I’m in Asaba ffs.
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It’s been 5 years my sister in Christ, let go of the IJGB badge/personality
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Nigerian lawyers are the final level boss that Paul Graham's tweet has to fight. Have you read memos and agreements written by Nigerian lawyers?.
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This lad runs a protest-as-a-service startup.
Happening now. Nigerian youths showing Prof. Yakubu solidarity in FCT!!!.Ride on Mr Chairman, let the haters of Democracy cry harder😎 .#electionresults2023 .#SaveTheINECChairman
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The part where Jeff Bezos fluted puu puu puuuuu pu >>>>>. That's what I call good music.
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Same. But if the other person maligns my character in an interview, I'll do a world tour.
I’ll rather rant in my Estate WhatsApp group then grant a video interview to discuss my family problems.
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Bosun Tijani was the ICT minister when telcos throttled internet speed on the first day of the nationwide protests.
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I detest this man with every living cell in my body.
63rd Independence Celebration: Nigerians should try and keep the country together. Let us go farming to feed ourselves — Former Pres. Muhammadu Buhari.
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After one year, Starbucks go begin dey sell tiger nut milk.
Again, I think Nigeria will legit be a large market for Starbucks and McDonald’s. Why they still haven’t opened one there, is what I honestly don’t understand.
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@Amy_Adabeeke @fairmoney_ng CBN’s consumer protection regulations prescribe a cool off period for bank customers to cancel a loan after entering into a loan contract. Send an email to formally cancel the loan as soon as possible and follow up with a lawyer.
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Again, he took his media training classes seriously.
"Big shoutout to Fela who started Afrobeats in the first place. 2Baba, Don Jazzy, D’banj, D Prince, Runtown, Timaya, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Davido. ". — Rema, accepting his first #VMA awards for Best Afrobeats Song.
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Read the room you this useless maggot.
WHERE IS THE OLUOMO IN YOU?. WHERE?. ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE WHATS YOURS OR AT LEAST GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT BEFORE YOU GIVE UP?. IS YOUR BLOODLINE WEAK?. WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF? . STEEL OR PAPER?. GO OUT THERE AND TAKE WHATS YOURS. MC OLUOMO DROPS AT MIDNIGHT. #MCOLUOMO.
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He literally promised Nigerians this.
This government is taking away the purchasing power of people.
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Idk man, I just find it hard to believe that women would have experienced better outcomes under our local religious beliefs/customs.
One day we will openly have conversation on how introduction of the colonizers religion into our societies, institutionalized the subjugation of women in many key aspects.
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Nigerians are not paying enough attention to the ethnic cleansing going on in the Middle Belt. We are so desensitized.
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Daniel to his Father In-law:
Going to meet the same family to ask for another daughter's hand in marriage has to have been top 3 most awkward moments in the history of mankind.
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"How do I tell the world that I have 15M?"
Lol Piggyvest so funny! Saved 15M for 6 months and interest was 440K! You mean if I did business with that for 6 months I won’t make a million? You are actually mad.
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That's why they've been hoarding him like ụkwa at an Igbo wedding. 😂😂😂😂.
I wonder how long before BAT gives us international disgrace content. ⏳.
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If you like listen to Pa who graduated in 1979 when life was relatively better for university graduates. One does not tell a deaf person that war has broken out.
I disagree. I graduated with a Second Class Lower degree. BSc Honours, Biochemistry, class of 1979, Great UniBen. I did just fine in life. And coming from peasant stock, I had zero connections. I turned out okay. It is just a degree. It is what you put into it that matters. 1979
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Angel Gabriel turning off the portal at 12:59.
Unrelated, we've agreed that It's important for Christians to pray at all times . But see ehn,If you want to take your prayer life seriously or master spiritual warfare, . Watch out for these specific time zone:. 12, 3, 6 & 9. They are like portals that can change destiny!.
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Someone will vote Tinubu and Sanwo-Olu and still wonder why people want to cut them off. You are a weapon fashioned against your friends.
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You know what's being under reported?. PDP's deployment of violence in the SE and SS elections.
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You were a charlatan and a nuisance on the TL for free?.
I am extremely pained. So, @Atiku was busy giving charlatans who did not add a single electoral value to his campaign, SUVs and many of us who received curses, threats and insults were busy doing ‘Osho free’ for him. This is so painful.
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My favorite EnglIgbo is “Biko jiri nwaayọ fuckụọ off".
Igbo people are just funny. Which one is ‘Coolue down’? 😂😂😂.
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The same people that witnessed how the border closure did not in fact boost our local agriculture businesses are making the same argument for local fashion businesses. Lessons will be learnt.
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It’s outrageous that some communities in Nigeria are fighting for their lives almost every night, and we live in absolute ignorance of this reality. The massacres don't seem to move a needle, and it's unbelievable how desensitized we have become.
Hear me out. Over 100 residents of Kubwat and fungzai villages in Mangu LGA of plateau state lost their lives in a series of attacks that took place few nights ago by terrorist, these victims that mostly consist of women and children were k!lled in their sleep.
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Just here to point out that nobody is doing this for a candidate that doesn't excite the people.
The secret to beating APC was what happened in Kano last year .Massive numbers need to stay out and die on the line .And importantly you have to actually “scare” both inec and the judiciary.
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Dismantle Trade Barriers to Sustain Growth, Dangote Urges African Countries -
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Weezy man 🤣🤣🤣.
What’s your favorite moment from an artist interview?.
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@Lotusintransit The last people to stop using "As per your request" will be Nigerian lawyers.
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Only few people knew Peter Obi outside the South East until Pastor Poju gave him a national audience. Chris Ngige and Dora Akunyuli were the most popular politicians in Anambra. First time I ever saw Obi speak was on the platform.
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We are not beating the IELTS allegations 😭.
Anybody attempting to break this record within 1 year is wasting their time. It’s clearly in the GWR bio. GWR won’t even open their email. So if you see anyone raising money and claiming to want to break this record, you are witnessing an organized fraud. Congratulations Hilda!
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Confirmation bias.
One of my big assertions about life is that “Successful people usually marry right at a reasonably early age”
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If we are talking about disrespecting Fela's legacy, what Peter said about Fela's shrine pales in comparison to Fela's son supporting Tinubu and Buhari. If there's life after death, Fela is waiting for Seun's bald head with an oraimo cord.
I wan thank Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu for bringing dis change, Aluta Continua.
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The disrespect that Flavour gets man. Comparing hits that were popular in multiple countries with gbamu gbamu jigi jigi and co that weren't heard in some parts of Nigeria. Stop focken playing man.
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Didn’t watch the video and never going to watch the video. Burna doesn’t get to be sanctimonious when speaking about Nigeria’s social ills. His faux activism and history of violence makes him a social ill gan gan.
If FELA was here today, a whole lot of Nigerians will be tagging the police to go arrest him. - Burna Boy
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Ngl, you lot allowing black people and Africans living abroad to become the exclusive custodians of African culture makes me laugh.
funniest thing is i’m nigerian & i still am not culturally permitted to wear this , so how can you ? when u from another country entirely.
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"Peter Obi should join the strike"
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Ishi agụ Tolu Ogunlesi plis.
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How does his response answer the question?. CEO dey gba but of course, nobody can tell him so silence >>>>.
Gen Z people were asking a Chief Executive of a large multinational his views on work/life balance. He said: “I didn’t become Chief Executive by work/life balance. I became Chief Executive by work ethic.” The room fell silent. What do Gen Z people think?.
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Remember when Don Thee Kojo and Co told us that Obi’s chances will be marred by internal party conflicts and court cases. Meanwhile it’s his party that’s had major internal crisis. Look at God.
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Y'all need to leave Slawn and his art alone. You don't care to understand what motivates his depictions, you just want to get your SM pound of flesh in.
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Wait. Did Layi circumvent the rule on improper solicitation of professional employment by wearing his wig and passing by one more time? . 😭😭😭😭.
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The visibility:
JAGs was one of the best and most visible members of Sanwoolu’s first term. You might not agree with him on every issues, but you can’t fault the fact that he is doing his job well.
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- Lagos Civil Service is engaging in partisan politics .- Sanwo-Olu’s reelection campaign is built on xenophobia . The red flags are there.
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Expected. The average middle-aged Nigerian is a fool that's obsessed with superficial nonsense.
True true una mama dey expect guest to wash plate and sweep .It's well in Nigeria
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Banky W lost in 2019 because he wasn’t in an established party then lost(?) in 2023 because he joined an established party. Wahala for the political analysts that are blindly using the template of yesteryears to analyze and strategize.
Banky W lost? . Anyways nothing concerns Jandor.
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We've thoroughly analyzed the evils of "white supremacy" and there isn't much on the evils of our ancestors so it's almost as if they were saints. 😭.
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Peter Obi?. Please don’t shoot. I’m somebody’s only son. 🙏.
Gun pointed at your head, name a type of rock.
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Lmao. Sometimes I wonder how much of our resilience (read as "docility") comes from religious conditioning.
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Hmmm.
anyone that calls me naija frank ocean again i’ll find them.
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5AM in Aso Rock.Made in Onitsha .CAN't get a dollar outta me.The Rock (Okwute).Advice from a mad man [skit].RX-64 (The Jungle) [Mature Remix].Letter to Atinuke.
Peter Obi's Debut Album Listening Party. Date: 25th February 2023.Venue: All INEC Polling Units Nationwide
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Poor man pikin dey vex say rich man pikin dey chase every bag.
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Nobody is arguing this. People are saying that automatically assuming that sentences are AI generated because of the presence of certain words prejudices people like Nigerians who use these words everyday. Let's always try to stay on course.
Nigerians are funny. That you know a lot of words, big or small, does not mean you’re good at stringing them together to make good sentences or have good comprehension skills. So this does not preclude Nigerians from writing IELTS. With what I see everyday, we need to write it.
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Is the aunty in the room with us?.
I know a specific aunty that broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years because of Oloni. Aunty’s mouth dey foam on WhatsApp now 😂😂.
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I don't care how much Social media normalises it, Eating pussy is gutter behaviour!.
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Just roll your eyes at the weird caption and move on but you people are too vile and uncouth.
Someone asked, “how did you do it ?” 🤭. Me: I didn’t charge 500k at talking stage. Happy new month.
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@rsvptemple The fact that he heard about the kidnap and chose to play for Nigeria some hours later 🤚🏽.
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Hurts to witness the decline in Teni's music writing and the self destruction of her public image. Her foolishness has made her the weapon fashioned against herself. In fact, she's fully committed to the downward spiral. Selah 🫡.
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If the prayer works, he's a powerful man of God. If it doesn't work, God works in mysterious ways. The level of 419 in the KPI of your men of God.
Either the IMF likes it or not I decree the Naira will rise again.#ArrestingTheArrester.
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On this app, PDP boys, Abuja branch told us that Mrs. Ekwunife will get more votes than Peter Obi. These guys clear multi million naira invoices to propagate narratives and pay ops that will sway your mind. Stand fit till the Election Day. A new Nigeria is POssible.
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Cross is piling on someone that is a suspected Agbadoist whereas Cross openly and firmly supported Sanwo-Olu in the elections (despite #ENDSARS & his govt's lack of transparency). Earning social currency with this hypocritical display of righteous indignation dey muzz me.
Lmao! Cool. Can we now have your actual take on the extravagance, or should I focus on my Anambra state???.
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@rsvptemple Muttered "brọda ma ebe mpa anyị nọ" under his breath and donned his jersey. 🤣.
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He'll be more shocked when he finds out that Festus Keyamo, an "activist" lawyer under his tutelage is now the spoxman of a party that institutionalised utter disrespect for the rule of law in Nigeria.
Only if late Gani Fawehinmi knows how much fried plantain is now.
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This criticism of WS is as old as time. You bring a lot of dishonesty to this conversation.
WS’s only crime is that he didn’t support ara ibi during the last election. That’s why people are out here trying to denigrate his legacy. Too crazy, man.
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Asu Ekiye >>>>>>
What's that ONE classic gospel song?.
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So-called fence sitters should interrogate themselves and query why their "objectivity" always tilts towards supporting APC.
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Chiboy, find something to do and stop pressing your phone this early morning.
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@0luwatobi_ Think of it like a VPN that gives you access to travel. So you plug your passport into the VPN API and it generates another passport that allows for easier travel.
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False 9 of Agbado FC 🙂.
Economic policies: AA>BAT>PO. Security: AA > BAT > PO . Restructuring: PO > BAT=AA. Education: PO > BAT > AA. Health: PO>AA>BAT . Anti-corruption: PO > AA > BAT. Job Creation: BAT > AA > PO. Police Reforms: BAT > PO > AA. Overall strength to impose will: BAT > PO > AA.
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My Aunty lives in one of the places where there's violence this morning. She might have been maimed if she had stepped out to go to church this morning. So I don't get how APC friends that vote for this party all the time get a pass for doing the bare minimum - Twitter criticism.
They have started attacking Igbos in some parts of Lagos.
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Buzzword salad.
I want to normalize black girls living in full luxury. Have you ever thought fighting that is setting us back? Why are some of you persistent on staying excluded? Food for thought.
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That's why I don't find the extralegal suspension funny. It's a derogation of the CBN's independence so we are back to square 1. 👍.
A lot of Meffy’s economic terrorism was under directive of Buhari.
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Doing small thing on top of her head and making her the head of the house.
If your babe gives you 20k pounds wyd?.
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All of a sudden, he believes that Sanwo is a "decent guy". This is the guy that you people are having open conversations with.
So after all the photo ops, Sanwo didn't pay peoples medical bills??? . Nah! O wrong nau!.
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Hope it's not who I think it is making noise on social media?
Oyo and Osun, shake body for Waziri Adamawa!!!.
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That "kinfolk" tweet by Ayobami furthers a very dangerous rhetoric. Straight out of APC's playbook. I can't get over it.
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Nigerians and subtle jabs. ". one Isa Bayero. " .Translation: "small nyash wey dey shake".
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