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in this hour of grief, why Lord; why do you reward me thus?
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this butcher at the market cut 3k meat for me today and I couldn’t believe my eyes.
i sighed, he sighed, the cow sighed.
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you HAVE to sleep with him.
This cute guy was all over me and doing all he could to get my attention but my bestie told me to ignore him because he’s too proud and rude. Even though I told her how much I liked him, she made sure I didn’t date him, only for me to come back from vacation and they’re dating 💔
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i need to stop reading these novels fgs. where will i find a russian mobster that’s 6’3 and obsessed w me ? I’m in Asaba ffs.
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False standards everywhere on this app. “15k for a date?! Count me out. That’s my Uber money” but you’re owing MTN 2k. Smh
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If I’ve aborted before, or if I used to be a prostitute, I owe it to my partner or husband. I owe them the truth. Imagine someone that knew me before randomly blurting it out. It’ll look even worse not to mention embarrassing. It’s too big a deal to hide.
Body count.
Abortion (s)
Hoe phase
Aren’t topic for discussion in a new
R/ship.
Letting go & starting over is leaving the past where they belong unless you’re ready & trust whoever you’re with but some men can’t handle the truth they ask for and will withdraw.
Do you though.
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had tears in my eyes from my daddy passing barely three weeks before and this woman knocked on the door weeping. “Somto what is paining me is that it was your daddy that was giving me money. Please tell your mother to remember that I’m still here”
bro.
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Why’s every book a
#1
New York Times bestseller?
we're cancelling each other over book takes today. post your cancellable book take
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J Cole rapped about Lisa Bonet, Nia Long and Jada. Jada cheated, Lisa left Jason, and Udoka cheated on Nia.
🫤. suddenly his dream women all have problems in their relationships…sus to me.
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@TheNnanna
Nnanna you’re responsible for 30% of all the bad advise I’ve ever received online 😭
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All this “you don’t know men” talk …please please, you owe them the truth about abortion and prostitution. A man that will stay will stay. It’s not a trivial matter so don’t make it look like it’s inconsequential or irrelevant. Especially the PROSTITUTION
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wanted to surprise my mummy with a website for her business. Thank God i haven’t told anyone.
Mummy I’m sorry. This coding thing is hard🤧. I’ll buy you a wig.
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money in: 65,750
money out: 7,000,000.
2023 do and be going abeg.
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Chicharito not being his actual name will never sit right with me
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Moses for me. all you need to do is strike it and water rushes out? boy do i have sth for you.
If, Boaz didn't exist, i will choose Joseph because, for Potiphar's wife to lust after him means, he was sexy af!
Both men won't cheat and i don't share my man, so yes, that too!
Sweet men.
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@mgefechukwu
Really annoying. Hungry babes screaming everywhere. “The bill was JUST 43k and he was complaining”. 43k. Date is by 4pm and you came and ate rice, then pasta and other things. Don’t you have food at home? You didn’t eat breakfast? Smh.
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can’t explain it but she looks like Daenerys.
Who called Igbo babes? Me sef don land.
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I’m sad but I’m happy
OFFICIAL: Messi's goal against Man City voted as best goal from UCL group stage. ⚡️
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God deliver me from men that ;
-insist on eating only soups that were made that day. No refrigeration for them.
- think having only female offspring is the fault of the woman
-say that a woman’s place is in the kitchen.
Amen.
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Sweet one. True love. Mighty wine. Reckless. All better than Midssence. I will never understand why it was such a huge hit.
What opinion on Nigerian music would get you in this position?
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You don’t have to deny your football club to talk to me loool. I promise you, you not supporting mancity has absolutely nothing to do w why I’m rejecting your advances.
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@MirabelClement
@Tsar_Alejandro
The tweet is for the girls that don’t seem to understand that they’re making demands on people’s money. How can you say that anyone wanting to take you out with 15k is wasting his time? 😂
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Home kit: Classic. Love it. I think the collar suits them more than United. Solid jersey. 10/10
Away kit: very nice. Played it safe. Although this all black away kit thing is now becoming too common
Third: Love this. omg. It’s so serene. Loved seeing ramsdale in it. 10/10
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look at Messi. insane. unbelievable. orgasmic. otherworldly. c’est incroyable.
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ALSO, I’m not vilifying abortion‼️I’m very pro abortion but you must sha tell your serious partner 😂👍🏽
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Lionel Messi is the greatest footballer ever. the best. the absolute best. a god.
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Finally listening to this new Rema. 13 songs in. 3 aren’t for me. This boy really is something special. I can’t even lie.
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I’m TIRED of fucking explaining 😂. Did I say your partner doesn’t owe you the truth too? You know what? Do whatever you like😂👍🏽. God! Dumbasses EVERYWHERE
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Listening to Rema again. Fucking insane. Ridiculous album. My God. How did I ever think this Jo song was ass?😂😂. 🔥
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gabzy and melvitto slander? because of seyi vibez? Nigeria don finally spoil.
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@IambossladyR
@SisP_lemekoa
@sent_chizzy
1. What if it’s free WiFi?
2. It’s obv she’s not in Nigeria but you don’t care. You just wanted to be rude for no reason. Smh. You’re what’s wrong w humanity. She’s down and you’re kicking her.
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I’m obsessed with ajebo hustlers. type of smooth music that’ll help you forget everything for a few hours. 🫶🏽
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I don’t see a problem here. He’s not forcing a prude to sleep with him 24/7. He’s saying this about his wife. Who probably knows that sex is a big deal to him. If you’re not the wife why are you wailing?
I cheat. Withhold sex from me for a while because of whatever reason and i’m cheating. This is a promise I’ve made to myself. No forcing, coercion or even questioning will be attempted; I’ll simply go get myself satisfied elsewhere. With my ring on too because I love my wife.
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rest well daddy. go in peace. jee nke oma. i miss you and i love you. forever. ♾️❤️🕊️
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release good album, no. instead you’re just going around dissing people. Ss2 boy.
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had to pack my daddy’s clothes today. the last shirt he wore still smells like him. i can’t breathe. god.
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@Iruo0
@silvanus250
I’ve seen a case where a woman hid an abortion from her husband. He only found out when it was time for the cs and they asked the nature of her first procedure bc of the scar they saw. He didn’t have to find out like that. He was clearly very surprised. If he’d known before …
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i miss my daddy so much. i can’t deal with this grief. I’m trying but I can’t and I’m losing my mind. the pain simply won’t. stop. won’t go. away. won’t leave me alone. what do i have to do? drugs?
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There’s one single mosquito that has refused to stop disturbing me in this room. Just one. I’ve killed him several times but once I open my hand he flies away. I’ve named him Ernesto. I don’t think he’s in this for the blood. Just the torture. Tonight, I must kill Ernesto.
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back home. my daddy’s things are everywhere. his clothes. his chair. his presence. It’s almost like he travelled. it’s insane.
I miss you daddy 🕊️.
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wiz dissing David. Kendrick on a rampage. my baby Drake catching subs for no reason. My acne back in full flow. Deodorant is now 2800. Maryland is 1k.
Seyi Law don spoil this earth fr fr. It’s all his fault.
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what metro is doing is the equivalent of shouting “get himmm” from the back every time someone attacks someone he hates. can’t do it himself so he’s turned to a backup singer. STFU and get back to the drums fr.
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Love them as long as they aren’t “too ambitious” or have their own opinion, or do everything exactly the way you say it. SMH
The Igbos place huge value on their women. From their mothers, to sisters, to wives, to girlfriends and other friends and well-wishers. We love our women, and we start from our mothers.
And when an Igbo man calls you 'mummy', just go and start choosing colour for your ashoebi.
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if you can see this and you’re in ASABA please follow me or like this so i can DM you 🙇🏽♀️
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just finished reading the most beautiful book oh my Godddd😭😭😭😭😭😭.
BookTok has done it again!
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no more nudes. want to see sth? come to Enugu and see it w your two eyes.
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once you just fuck Batman you get a free pass to do as you please in Gotham. what a fraud. how are we sure poison ivy really enslaved him? my man went to stop crime, saw green cheeks, clapped and lost his mind. smdh.
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