The Supercilious Hermit.
@VerbaIPugilist
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And before time demands our goodbye, can you sing me a last lullaby?
Joined January 2022
Daphne.Tipfineass.Kaylynn Vega.Rebel Chantel.Sunny Summer. Salutations & respect.
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Lmao. No way you're telling me someone that's fighting this hard to rig elections and perpetuate violence is doing it because he loves the country so much and wants to serve. No way in hell.
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Candidate missed their interview today. Called to give them a nudge and she talk say she dey Shiloh. Spectacular stuff.
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LMAOOOOOO. I remember tweets like this about PO years back. Election time reach and boys begin roll out words like 'pragmatic' and 'realistic'.
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Jade Osiberu is not an illiterate nor is she a dull person. She's very enlightened and eloquent. If she's choosing to use the term 'messiah', it isn't a coincidence. It is very deliberate. Whatever argument you're presenting to her is a colossal waste of time.
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Lmao. Food sha. Men won't stop crying about who'll cook for them, women won't stop crying about there not being food on a date. We like food die for this country.
Lmaooo as a Nigerian, talking about coffee dates is so funny. I’d rather you take me to eat amala pls.
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Again, it's incredible how people see such gestures and the first thing that immediately comes to mind is how to be on the receiving end. Not how they can be this type of person to someone. Our proclivity for self-centredness is unparalleled.
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I'm sorry but women expressing shock and outrage at the possibility of someone collecting money and gifts from a partner without any plans of having anything serious with them is cracking me up. Is it a case of lack of self awareness or pure hypocrisy because.
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Think I fully came alive to it during NYSC. Served in Enugu. During Èké Market days, native Igbo speakers bought stuff at lower prices than we non-Igbos. And it was the most confusing thing. Eventually had to start sending our Igbo colleagues to buy stuff on our behalf.
I used to be in denial (and downplay it) but we are a tribalistic country. Know this and know peace.
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Imagine say your boyfriend dey call BAT hin idol 😭😭😭.
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Tweet is funnier when you realise a 20yr old tweeted it.
“I’m into marketing”.“I’m a Data Analyst”. Proceeds to find their socials.And all I can see is rants🫠. How do you expect me to take you seriously?.
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This kind of 'little things' >>>>>>>>>>>>. Probably took her less than 5 seconds to do this and with minimal stress but the weight of the action heavy die. Not 'he drove 3 hours to pick me up then 3 hours to drop me before going home. Dá lirru tinzzzz'.
I talked to someone who started dating his girlfriend because she covered his food at a wedding event, he was a groom’s man & he was eating then got called, when he got back to the table, the lady had covered his food. And that was it, the only inspiration he needed.
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Why are these two things always said together as if they are on the same pedestal? Whether intentionally or not, that's exactly what it does and it simply isn't right.
Men are not hiding fraud again. Women are not hiding prostitution again. There was a time things like this used to be done in secrecy. Our society has taken a serious nosedive, thanks to the aggressive pauperisation of Nigeria.
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Again, I wonder what it's like to know people like this in real life. Just come online to see your friend or acquaintance being a mean person for absolutely no reason.
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@i_am_UCHE Lmao. I find it incredibly stupid when people try to counter other people's lived experience because of theirs. It is the ultimate sign of unintelligence. Because what will I lie for? Who do you even think you are?. Umulokpa, Uzo Uwani LGA. Waiting for this counter patiently.
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Everybody talks about Seun and Ìyìn (deservedly so of course) but I think this account is the third horseman of unending foolishness and blatant tomfoolery. Every time.
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We signed Havertz for 65m to play the left 8, realised he's shit at it, moved him to CF then spent 30m to sign another version of him in Merino to play there. That's 2 seasons of potential upgrade wasted and it's not even guaranteed we'll figure it out still.
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It's also funny because we've seen multiple videos of young secondary school girls espousing the 'no money no love' rhetoric. But we have a short memory on Twitter when it comes to agenda. Nobody is interested in solving any issue. We just want to score points tbh.
when teenage boys complain that girls their age are demanding for things they can’t provide & it’s affecting how these boys navigate love, it’s not fair to just brand such boys as red pill consumers/incels, do you think all of them just started lying about the same thing???.
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People are obsessed with being on the receiving end of everything. Obsessed with centering themselves as the person to be catered to forgetting that dating requires mutual compromise, effort, and commitment.
What do you think is the true killer of modern dating?.
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Yes, but that's besides the point. I need you to find a bit of self awareness, please.
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If after all this time, someone that exposed is asking you to 'show' her things that are easily verifiable and researched, then you know we have a serious problem in this country. I don't give a toss whom she supported/supports. You guys shouldn't too.
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Eventually come to the conclusion the use of 'woke' is an indication that you're about to read something incredibly asinine and intellectually deficient.
The attack on Mount Zion movies is just woke nonsense. They took time to depict the reality of spiritual warfare in an obviously demonized society like ours and the best objection we can come up with is trauma? I don’t get, are they suppose to trivialize the schemes of the devil?.
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The only person stopping the team from reaching the pinnacle is Arteta. Which is hilarious cos he's also the one responsible for how good we are now.
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The only reason you'd think you crying while watching Messi win a world cup is somehow better than a lady crying whilst watching K-Drama is cos you somehow think your own passion is somehow superior to hers. You might want to examine why you think like that.
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Aptly named Jagaban Platter because:.1. That's as fraudulent as the man himself. 2. You have to be into drugs for you to dole out 1m for this crap.
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Been looking at the people making self righteous tweets about support for this sham. Any reasonable person could see this was a charade but this constant need to posture won't let y'all rest. Our tolerance, and even pitiable defence, of mediocrity and anyhowness is something else.
Regarding the matter concerning ‘Chef Dammy’ @dammypas / @dammypass breaking and setting a record . It has come to our attention that her involvement in breaking any records is not based on personal achievement, but rather been manipulated by her 'Manager,' who also
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Will always maintain that when you really care about someone, your main priority will be to make life and things as easy as possible for them. Putting people through strenuous activities so they can show they care about you no be love. Forever standing on it.
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Interesting that Tech Cabal managed to mention other Startups that have been in the news negatively in recent times but curiously, and perhaps conveniently, left out Flutterwave. Not even a mention. Very curious stuff.
Investors at Nigeria-based stock investment app, Risevest, have recommended that the company’s founder and CEO, Eke Urum, step down from his role due to ongoing investigations into allegations of sexual and non-sexual impropriety.
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It's because a lot of people cannot fathom the idea of being able to deal with situations as they occur and not on the basis of ideological loyalty. I know a few people whose stance you can predict no matter what the issue is simply cos they're firmly wielded to their ideology.
men assume in pro-women and think I'm pandering, some women assume I'm pro-men and accuse me of sexism.
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I get intensely irritated by any expression of hope that Tinubu will magically be a successful president or be better than Buhari. It is not only premium tomfoolery, it is a failure to learn anything from the past cos everyone said same with Buhari. Una no dey ever learn.
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Read about the craziest experience of my life ever. November 1st. You will always be famous.
What a fucking jntroduction to November. Ayy man, women are fucking superheroes. I'll come back to this later.
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But the version I've seen on twitter. Nothing like it. APC came in and it turned into a whole 'nother thing. Loathe that party so much. Bunch of irredeemable twats. Every twitter discourse is fodder for tribalists to show themselves. Country ngmi ahmafrade.
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In all of this, there are still imbeciles using this as an opportunity to offer faux praise of 'opposition style' just to take a shot at another candidate. Àní this country cannot make it, bro. No be curse.
I just wrote an open letter to the Governor on Public Procurement awards reported by LASG for the 2nd and 3rd quarters of 2023, highlighting a number of issues for further scrutiny and remedial action. Judicious use of public funds is always important, and is especially so now.
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Surely it is impossible to be this miserable over every single thing? You have no idea of their relationship dynamics, no idea if she's expressed this as her dream proposal. Nothing. Just nonstop misery and criticism of the actions of total strangers.
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And this is not even to age shame or look down on younger folks. There are just some perspectives that are easier to ignore when you realise the person expressing them is of a certain demographic or age.
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People focusing on it being something done against boys instead of done for girls is killing me. But anyhoo, I'm done with the topic.
Being unkind to little boys isn't helping anyone, and certainly not girls. And I'm rather nonplussed by the idea that being wicked to little boys is a way to redress issues for girls. 🤦🏾♂️.
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@Uzo_hills Lmao. You should look up the meaning of tribalism again. This is a ridiculous excuse.
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I wonder when twitter people will learn the lesson on class solidarity and stop getting disappointed or shocked by tweets like this.
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When I started reading this, I thought it was gonna end with an admonishment for men to spend more time with their kids. Nothing prepared me for the twist. Wetin dey always worry una gangan?.
Every dad that I’ve spoken to that spends time with his kids say the same thing about it. It’s more valuable to them than their work and they’re often happier. That’s y it’s weird to me when some women constantly see motherhood, marriage or family as a thing to avoid or put off.
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Love that people are coming together to do some sort of community protection for the Ore person. One person shouldn't be getting this much vitriol over any and everything. It is insane. This person probably expected her tweet to get a different reaction. Very good.
Ore there’s discipline and there’s abuse. Statistics has shown that parental abuse occurs when your mum or dad ends up with another person. Buts it’s you and you can’t know the difference. So I’m sure we all get it.
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Are people like this also classified as banger girls?.
Honestly, Meghan married a brokie lowkey.
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Whole thing had me so shook cos in the same village, I met some class people who were so nice. So the market runs and price discrimination always left me confused. Think it was the first time I became conscious of treating people differently based on their tribe.
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You're dying, you have less than 30 seconds to call for medical help. You dial the emergency number but you see, you're unfortunate. You use MTN. You died because they decided to use those 30 seconds to remind you of NIN linkage, something you took care of already since btw.
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I don't think people understand how callous it is to throw people into a lake of fire and burn them for eternity. Without them ever dying. That's some evil ass shit, mahn.
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This is great and all but is no one else even a little bit concerned about this wild ass transformation? When something feels a lil too good, I be suspicious AF.
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Typically, there's nothing wrong with bringing something on the first date. But the mentality that only one side is expected to fulfil these obligations renders the gesture unappealing and performative. Dating really doesn't have to be this parasitic. It's so sad.
A guy bringing nothing for you on your first date says a lot about him.
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Don't forget the sudden discovery of faith in the Nigerian police and justice system. 'Why dindin you go to police? Why bring it here?'. 'Take him to court nau'.
“Share your location before you go out” Ini did that. “Stay at home” Barakat did that. “Go to churches you will be safe there” Uwa did that. They all died, and everytime we speak again sexual abuse or assault you call us bitter. Then chip in the “learn self defense”.
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The way this was roundly overlooked by a lot of people on here. Same way Ayra Starr choosing to tour with Chris Brown is being soundly ignored despite her constant declaration of being a girl's girl. End of the day, the true test of your values comes when your pocket is involved.
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@i_am_UCHE Still waiting for your counter. If you need, I'll mention the school I served, lodge I stayed, and even the market. So let me know. I dey wait for you since you're so confident about my own experience @i_am_UCHE.
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Crien. Women always turn lecturers when they see other women getting beautiful gestures.
Someone said “Even if you don’t know what to do look at what others are doing and copy” because there are so many ideas EVERYWHERE. I love it for this beautiful lady🥰.
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@neosvy You'll need my knowledge on Who Wants to be a Millionaire one day and I will deny you like Peter did Jesus.
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Lmao. Any partner that blocks me because they're angry should just make the blocking permanent. Cos I'm seeing grown ass folks on that tweet doing 'This is me. I need to change'. Oya nau.
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Ha. I hate this app, dawg. You fit quote person tweet for morning agree with am, come back for evening find out say e no too balance.
I am surprised feminists are not attacking my tweet. The story was too beautiful and they had to seat this one out.
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Sure. It's only a woman thing. We've not seen n1ggas supporting the stupidest, daftest, most repulsive fellas on this app. Every issue is a chance to spew some dishonest narrative about the other gender. Mtchew.
One thing i noticed about Twitter, long as you're a woman, no matter how stupid you are, you will find fans😂.
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And this is why I never bother to engage the 'I'm genuinely asking. Please explain' mob. Because they are not there for enlightenment. They are there to ignore your points and drag you into an unending back and forth. They didn't see reason before, they won't now.
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Reminds me of the stupid shit I did in secondary school. A babe wrote on a note that she had a crush on me and I carried the note to the principal's office to report. When I tell you she hates me till today, I'm not joking. Like she can't stand my ass. What a buffoon I was.
If babe bill me 100k at 15, I for don report her to principal. I no even wan hear say na joke.
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Iyanya's debut song (his original song from Project Fame) was a beauty of a love song. Barely gained him traction. Bro came back with Kukere and never looked back. N1ggas ain't serious fr fr.
All of you complaining about lack of good love songs are not serious. The reason tungba tungba is huge is because you genuinely enjoy and are platforming it. That’s why lover boys will leave rnb and blow once they start singing rubbish. It’s your fault 🫵🏾. You like rubbish🫵🏾.
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Lmao. What do you people think gentle parenting means? People that ask questions like this just want to find a way to infuse beating. That's all. Cos gentle parenting didn't tell you not to teach your kids the right thing or that action have consequences.
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Twitter conversations will continue to lead nowhere as long as everybody is determined to view every topic through gender-tinted perspective. I will never understand this primal need to defend and rationalise certain things mostly cos of your identity esp gender.
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N1ggas be like 'We are losing our culture. The world is going bad' and the culture will be something like this.
This is a Bemba wedding tradition, it’s used to prove that should the woman lose her limbs she can still be able to cook and take care of her husband. And yes it is a misogynistic practice.
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Must be nice to be Simeone. Top 3 highest paid managers in world football, always heavily backed in transfer markets but somehow always carries the underdog tag and gets talked about sweetly for playing ugly football, esp in big games, with not much expectation of him. Sweet.
Diego Simeone is singlehandedly keeping terrorismo ball alive. He's a mad man, he's the mad man.
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Some of you will voluntarily post the link to a platform that literally reads 'Ask me anything' then start answering like it's by force or an inconvenience. Attention seekers.
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@SheunAdeola Morality is subjective. What you do with such careless rhetoric is you reinforce a harmful narrative that both sit at the same table when it isn't true. One is literally a crime across the entire country. One would think you'd be more careful in the future but bleh. .
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My watch has officially ended at Eden Life after 3 years and 3 months. Lived the Humaan experience and absolutely loved it. Unto new beginnings. May the roads be smooth for me (Tai Solarin plissss).
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Yorubas are so funny. You could literally be dying and they'll be telling you things like 'Má gba fun' 😂😂😂.
As everybody wahala today na Davido, my own na say ileya Cow wey person use money buy no gree make we chop am oh 😂
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You read this story and you're like 'Damn, that's cool. Man probably put in the work to get back on his feet'. Then you open the quotes and 'you know who' are going crazy with the denigration as usual. Life is cooked, bruh.
We met at a wedding, I slid in his dm’s, gave him my number, started dating, but he didn’t have a job, so our dates consisted of Mcdonalds savers menu and long walks. My friends laughed at me. My now husband just gifted me a Rolex for valentines day.
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There's something extremely irritating about having the right message but choosing to pass it in the most condescending and crass manner. Does a disservice to whatever you're trying to say and your own ability to communicate.
If you did uni in +234, you haven’t gone to school.
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If you think about all the problems wey Nigeria get, you go just realise say we no fit make am. No be curse. Na just facts.
Nigeria has a problem of societally useless powerful men. Men who don't add societal and nation building value but have been rewarded with control and power that could only be given by those who seek nothing but self interests. Unfortunately, such men are enabled and encouraged.
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It is now so casual and normal, this sort of thing. Incredible stuff. Even from supposedly enlightened people. What a shame.
Glad sporting Lagos got relegated. Nothing Yoruba in that team.
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Happy birthday @neosvy. I hope these words can convey a little of how much I appreciate you. I love you very much.
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The whole party has a quality issue. Just so obsessed with mediocrity and anyhowness. What an unfortunate group of individuals.
APC propaganda graphic designers are very bad at their jobs.
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Remember there are some of your fellow youths that witnessed October 20, 2020 firsthand and still went ahead to vote APC in the Lagos and Federal elections. Remember that whenever you think there's hope for this country. One of them actively forms government critic now. Lmao.
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Talks like this dey funny because it is harder to outfuck anybody when majority of sex positions require you to do the major work.
You can’t outfuck a woman with high libido tho…. It’s either you leave with your dick peeled or you concur to defeat.
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Tough last few days. Still can't believe it to be honest. But I guess it is time to accept it's really true. Rest easy, brother. We'll meet again soon @PR_SL_Y.
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P-Square were ridiculous. Made a jam called Bizzy Body. Then turned it around and made a jam out of the remix with an entirely different sound. Then made a part 2 of that remix with Weird MC. Truly legendary duo.
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Those guys hit 46, 48 and 50 goals in the league alone. Haaland has 34 so far and will most likely not hit those figures and we dey shout. It's insane what they did.
Now that it isn't those hideous twins doing it anymore it looks and sound amazing, can't believe they were getting it off like this every season for almost a decade ffs.
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You guys saw everything he unleashed during the presidential elections and you think he's coming in to work for you from the goodness of his heart?. Do you guys even think at all?.
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A sitting governor is widely being reported for trying to manipulate election results. And you know what's even funnier? He's not even trying to do it for the party he's currently in. At this point, one would think this is a skit.
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Man is talking about 'I want the founders and the HR to explain the megalomania mechanism of the crinkum crankum and the jangoistic meliflous spending and impact on climate sustainability and higi haga'. Omo.
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Show me a fanbase on FT that is humble when the going is good for them. Lmao. United aren't even good rn and their fans still aren't humble. We went 9yrs trophyless and we weren't even humble then. Bringing humility into FT is so hilarious. Hate with your chest, man.
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Will*.
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Day 3 of absolutely horrendous MTN network. Day fucking 3. Thunder will actually fire you oafs @MTN180.
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Cos she didn't even tell anybody to want the same for themselves or use it as the standard. Just shared her own story. Very miserable set of individuals. B.
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