Lmao. The beginning of African books always stress me. Cause they always want to describe all the streets and nature and wildlife and possible the entire village. Ma'am. Please show us the character.
Lmao. I used to think this was an insult to me but I now realize its because girls raised by single mothers know that they'll be wayyy better on their own, than with a trash man. And I love ittttt.
Let's talk about romance tropes we hate.
I loathe the one where a couple get back together after a divorce.
Almost as much as I hate the one where an ambitious woman moves to one backwater town and gives up her career to be with a farmer.
"Everyday y'all are talking about rape. It's tiring."
Must be nice to have the privilege to be tired of hearing women talk about rape. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKING TIRED WE ARE OF BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED?
People talk about Scorpios and their refusal to give off personal information but I think between their subtweets I'm able to piece enough information about them. You know who I can't just figure out via stalking? Capricorn. Y'all discreet
A lot of the “drama” people talk about in friendships and friend groups is simply people having emotions.
If you stay around people, there’s no way you won’t hurt their feelings once once or get your feelings hurt.
Lmao once I like somebody I start thinking of buying things for them so my mind cannot process a lack of generosity from someone that claims to love me. 🤣
I find it funny how long men’s memory is when it comes to women they’ve had the slightest sexual interaction with, I swear women struggle to rem how they know a guy then its like omg i think I slept with him 😂. Meanwhile a guy can be talking about when you kissed in pry school.
@InexorableGuy
Smoothie and coffee dates >>>>>>
It doesn't even need to be alcohol, I want you sober during that first link up. Nothing too major, let me gauge your vibe and energy before I decide.
Lmaooo all the attempts to prove Snoop's daughter's beauty are pissing me off. Wait so only beautiful people are allowed to be in relationships or what??
Stop being so caught up in the "Does he like me? Does he love me? What can I do to make him want me more?"
Sometimes take a step back and ask yourself "Do I actually like him? How do I feel around him? How does he make my life better?"
Today my niece was crying in my room about "She feels like she's the worst person in the world cause she's the first born and her siblings are looking up to her and she can never do anything right."
She's 9.
Don't ever tell me how kids have nothing to be depressed about.
Kinda jealous of people who have found their work soulmate. Like people who start a thriving business together, or work in the same field and inspire each other to go harder or sth.
Y'all really gotta dead the idea that broken marriages produce broken children.
I grew up with just my mother and it made me happier and better because my father is trash and I can't imagine having to live with him everyday.
No no guys. I really feel we aren't processing this thing fully. We asked our government to stop killing us, and they killed some more people. And instead of talking about reparations and reform, they are talking about restricting SOCIAL MEDIA.
Are these people serious?
#EndSARS
That tweet pissed me off so bad. You silly bitches really think you’re smarter than all the women who have been done dirty by the men they procreated with.
Nothing to dissect really, she's 100% correct. The arrogance with which you call her ignorant is what's funny.
If you can't acknowledge that women are insurmountably different from men and one can never become the other, then you can't even begin to connect to feminism.
Wake
One thing about relationships, they will hold up a mirror so you can see your flaws clearly and granted, it’s painful and messy but that’s how you grow.
I haven't been okay since I saw that tweet about how we used to read to escape our stressful lives as teenagers. And now that we have other ways of coping, we won't read as much.
If a man telling you he's bisexual makes you all a sudden like Oh, I need to ask for his medical report. But it was cool when you thought he was straight, then WHOO, you have a big problem.
Male privilege is deciding you're ‘tired’ of seeing “Men are trash” on your TL meanwhile women all over the world have to deal with misogyny and all kinds of sexual harassment every. fucking. day.
Lmaooo yesterday my sisters went to swim at the estate pool. They came back a few minutes later, huffing and puffing.
"People are there, smoking weed, dressed indecently and dancing sexy."
Me:
Lmaoooo every time I tell a man I don't squirt, they're always like "YET" with some very smug tone of voice.
Lmaoooooooo the orgasm sef is not guaranteed and you want to be getting my hopes up. Pls rest.
Someone quite LITERALLY said that transactional sex contributes to Nigerian women's laziness.
God please. I don't even know what I'm begging for, but just please.
The thing I liked about her was that she was so so smart but also VERY empathetic. I loved reading her threads on anything really because there was always something to reflect on. Damn. 💔
For my fat girlies, don't even entertain anyone who complains about your weight. There are people who will literally love every single inch of your abundance.
God imagine being married to a twitter banger boy. Fighting for your life deleting all your pics on Insta by 12 noon on a random Thursday because your man can’t keep quiet. 😭
But some people don’t like to be held accountable for their actions or take responsibility for their mistakes. They’d rather call other people dramatic or emotional.