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Film/TV Writer. Feminist. Sagittarius AF. I’m just here to laugh tbh.
Searching for a Wine Cellar.
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Thread of threads of things I've written. Peruse at your pleasure. I write short sexy stories. Book reviews and sometimes, personal essays.
Pls rt. ✨✨
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I truly don't get how men can watch this and choose to troll him. He's fighting for YOU. He's making himself vulnerable for YOU.
Dumb pieces of shit.
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The fact that there are elders willing to bond with the kids over this crazy stuff will always be so pure to me.
See wetin Gen Z granddaughter turn Alhaji to 😭😭😭
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Lmaoooo. Tinubu thinking of how to attack Lekki Toll without accidentally killing a billionaire's child.
#EndSARS
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Lmao one of my uncles said “The good die young so once in a while he does something bad to extend his life.”
He ate so bad w that.
Apart from “life is short” what other line do you use before you make bad decisions? 😂
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It would make me the best friend this world has ever witnessed.
Does money make you a better friend? I honestly think so.
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Yes because why were they taking us to their enemies’ houses and warning us not to eat? They tryna kill us? Why are we here then??
i think our generation is better at boundaries than our parents sha.
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Mind you all we made was enemies 😭
Anyway the real trophy was the friends we made along the way
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The best part of this tweet is men replying "He's not fighting for me cause I've never been raped/assaulted."
How do you not get it?
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All. “Pure holiness” with a slutty top is my fave outfit iteration.
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Lmao Tiwa Savage is very “one of the boys” coded I can’t explain it. (I can explain it I just don’t have energy.)
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Anyway I'm not healing from anybody for the rest of the year. Na me dem go dey heal from so help me God.
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This is big wiz core. Don’t ask me to explain.
Bottega Veneta “Fish Scale” Wool Shirt (2024)
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Just seen this girl at the store buying pringles and black bullet. Girl dinner don set like this. 😂
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"You can make your point without throwing insults."
Lmaooo. Sir. My point was to insult you.
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She said my ass is FAT.
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Lmao. The beginning of African books always stress me. Cause they always want to describe all the streets and nature and wildlife and possible the entire village. Ma'am. Please show us the character.
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Lmao. I used to think this was an insult to me but I now realize its because girls raised by single mothers know that they'll be wayyy better on their own, than with a trash man. And I love ittttt.
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Actually they think coercion is a very normal way to initiate sex.
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Lmaooo it’s only misogyny that can make you think this is a valid question to ask.
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If bullies to lovers has 0 haters, I have left this world before I was able to spread my gospel of hate.
Let's talk about romance tropes we hate.
I loathe the one where a couple get back together after a divorce.
Almost as much as I hate the one where an ambitious woman moves to one backwater town and gives up her career to be with a farmer.
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Lmaooo. "RIP aunty. The evil you have done in this world is enough."
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"Everyday y'all are talking about rape. It's tiring."
Must be nice to have the privilege to be tired of hearing women talk about rape. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKING TIRED WE ARE OF BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED?
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Lmaooo. Scorpios wanna talk so bad. They just want you to beg them.
People talk about Scorpios and their refusal to give off personal information but I think between their subtweets I'm able to piece enough information about them. You know who I can't just figure out via stalking? Capricorn. Y'all discreet
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Tinubu having an openly queer activist daughter was not on my bingo cards. 😭
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A lot of the “drama” people talk about in friendships and friend groups is simply people having emotions.
If you stay around people, there’s no way you won’t hurt their feelings once once or get your feelings hurt.
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Ngwanu. Ndi “Just don’t have sex with a bum, period” over to you o.
TMZ is reporting that Nia Long wants primary custody of son, because Rockets coach Ime Udoka is “currently not supporting their child”.
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Lmao once I like somebody I start thinking of buying things for them so my mind cannot process a lack of generosity from someone that claims to love me. 🤣
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Again. 🤣
I find it funny how long men’s memory is when it comes to women they’ve had the slightest sexual interaction with, I swear women struggle to rem how they know a guy then its like omg i think I slept with him 😂. Meanwhile a guy can be talking about when you kissed in pry school.
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Yeah it’s this app. Not all the vile shit men do in real life. On a daily basis.
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Lmaooo as a Nigerian, talking about coffee dates is so funny. I’d rather you take me to eat amala pls.
@InexorableGuy
Smoothie and coffee dates >>>>>>
It doesn't even need to be alcohol, I want you sober during that first link up. Nothing too major, let me gauge your vibe and energy before I decide.
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Lmaoooo if you listen to niggas you’ll never amount to anything in life.
If my babe do this kind thing I go block am everywhere even in real life.
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Lmaoooo y’all said “his old tweets were taken out of context” and he was like wait no, there’s a lot more misogyny where that came from. 😭
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Lmaoooo. Nigerian men love looking for women that won't stress them. My dear, there's no rest for the wicked.
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Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me (thinking about Keke Palmer's "sorry to this man" meme) :
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This would be the perfect everyday fit for my cartoon character tbh.
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Ayra Starr makes music for me mayneee. It’s like she opens my brain and collects all the feelings there.
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Lmaoooo if you don’t break up w a man, both of you can stay in that relationship for 3 years but only one of you will be fully there. 😭
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Whenever a grown man befriends a teenager, you can be sure there is some nefarious activity going on. Bestie uno.
My instincts are never wrong because I just knew something was off about that video.
Someone please tag this birdbrain for me
@Kingkuti_
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Lmaooo all the attempts to prove Snoop's daughter's beauty are pissing me off. Wait so only beautiful people are allowed to be in relationships or what??
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@Cosmopolitan
Lol. I'd be upset if I cut open that cake, ready for all that vanilla goodness and that shit poured out on to my dining table.
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“Take all my money.” - Someone with 7k in their account. 😭
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Stop being so caught up in the "Does he like me? Does he love me? What can I do to make him want me more?"
Sometimes take a step back and ask yourself "Do I actually like him? How do I feel around him? How does he make my life better?"
As a black Woman, what advice would you give to younger women about dating?
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And having sex too. I was just doing biology assignment and watching MTV Base. 😭
Man it bursts my head that people were drinking alcohol and doing drugs in SECONDARY SCHOOL
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Found out I'm the only family member not blocked from viewing my brother's stories and I have been on my best behavior since then.
my gen z sister posted a pic of me on her stories....scared to say "cute" in case she blocks me.
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Lmaoooooo! I love it. Older Nigerian women are always shook when we don't care about the things they carry on their head. 😭
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So since y'all don't say it enough, I will.
King Promise sings like an angel.
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Today my niece was crying in my room about "She feels like she's the worst person in the world cause she's the first born and her siblings are looking up to her and she can never do anything right."
She's 9.
Don't ever tell me how kids have nothing to be depressed about.
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Kinda jealous of people who have found their work soulmate. Like people who start a thriving business together, or work in the same field and inspire each other to go harder or sth.
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Y'all really gotta dead the idea that broken marriages produce broken children.
I grew up with just my mother and it made me happier and better because my father is trash and I can't imagine having to live with him everyday.
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Lmaoooooo the fact that manipulation and mind games is the only way some of you can find and keep “love” is so sad.
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Lmaoooooooo seeing these two some together having this conversation makes me feel things. Good things.
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No no guys. I really feel we aren't processing this thing fully. We asked our government to stop killing us, and they killed some more people. And instead of talking about reparations and reform, they are talking about restricting SOCIAL MEDIA.
Are these people serious?
#EndSARS
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LMAO Tiwa Savage better respond to this fuckery with a picture of her and Wizkid kissing and caption it, "BAD ENERGY STAY FAR AWAY💥"
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That tweet pissed me off so bad. You silly bitches really think you’re smarter than all the women who have been done dirty by the men they procreated with.
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When even women are battling internalized misogyny. Of course.
Every man has misogyny in them sha, even the ones that act like they’re devoid of it.
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The emotional twerking? These are my kindred spirits. 😭
MEGAN WHAT CLUB WE MEETING AT?! BECAUSE WE ALREADY DRESSED SIS ATLANTA OPEN ALL NIGHT
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@goldenconceptng
@RAFIAT_BELLO
Why can't you you people just keep quiet about things you don't know or have never experienced?
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Lmaooo I love side missions without my friends. But don’t panic, I’ll be right back. 😭
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I'm just gonna make a thread of iconic protest pics that I have. Feel free to add yours.
#EndSARS
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@kikimordi
pulling up in A BIG MACK TRUCK.
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My new thing is just yelling out random Blaqbonez lyrics.
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Lmaoooo Emeka not you pls.
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A Nigerian pastor talking about western propaganda and indoctrination lmaooo.
Nothing to dissect really, she's 100% correct. The arrogance with which you call her ignorant is what's funny.
If you can't acknowledge that women are insurmountably different from men and one can never become the other, then you can't even begin to connect to feminism.
Wake
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Imagine dating a man that doesn't want to show you off.
You can take your lowkey and strangle yourself with it.
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The presence of one man’s misogyny is not the absence of another man’s misogyny lmaoooo.
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One thing about relationships, they will hold up a mirror so you can see your flaws clearly and granted, it’s painful and messy but that’s how you grow.
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Flavour to me is the perfect example of what people mean when they say stay in your lane and master your lane so well that no one can do it like you.
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I haven't been okay since I saw that tweet about how we used to read to escape our stressful lives as teenagers. And now that we have other ways of coping, we won't read as much.
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If a man telling you he's bisexual makes you all a sudden like Oh, I need to ask for his medical report. But it was cool when you thought he was straight, then WHOO, you have a big problem.
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Pussy hidden away from the world. 😭
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Male privilege is deciding you're ‘tired’ of seeing “Men are trash” on your TL meanwhile women all over the world have to deal with misogyny and all kinds of sexual harassment every. fucking. day.
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Lmaooo yesterday my sisters went to swim at the estate pool. They came back a few minutes later, huffing and puffing.
"People are there, smoking weed, dressed indecently and dancing sexy."
Me:
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Hayyy you guys ntm if she sees this tweet I will cry blood.
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Lmaoooo every time I tell a man I don't squirt, they're always like "YET" with some very smug tone of voice.
Lmaoooooooo the orgasm sef is not guaranteed and you want to be getting my hopes up. Pls rest.
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Someone quite LITERALLY said that transactional sex contributes to Nigerian women's laziness.
God please. I don't even know what I'm begging for, but just please.
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The thing I liked about her was that she was so so smart but also VERY empathetic. I loved reading her threads on anything really because there was always something to reflect on. Damn. 💔
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Lmaooo people who can't dance are always so salty. Y'all don't be shaking off the bad energy and it shows.
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Actually you have to go through yap city to get to pound town. 😭
when he thinks we were gonna go to pound town but i took him to yap city...
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When I can easily afford plane tickets, fine dining, expensive gifts? My friends would need to avoid me. 🤣
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For my fat girlies, don't even entertain anyone who complains about your weight. There are people who will literally love every single inch of your abundance.
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God imagine being married to a twitter banger boy. Fighting for your life deleting all your pics on Insta by 12 noon on a random Thursday because your man can’t keep quiet. 😭
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But some people don’t like to be held accountable for their actions or take responsibility for their mistakes. They’d rather call other people dramatic or emotional.
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Lmaoooo this is still killing me because the person is literally dead and you’re still insecure. Pause for deep reflection.
Would y’all be cool with your significant other going to their ex’s funeral?
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