Shadowthrone
@SenatorT__
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Manchester, England
Joined October 2010
This is exactly how useless Nigerian judiciary is. You think it’s just a skit but no they’re actually useless like this.
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can’t get graduate roles with a 2:2. can become governor with E8 in waec . is this real?.
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See what brands can do when their pockets are not tied to political favor? That’s all I can say.
Nigerians deserve to live free and not in fear. Our lives matter! Our rights matter! #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSars
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The way NGN100,000 can turn to 11,250 within 3 hours is dangerous.
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Gradual erosion of the middle class in 4k.
Uber was telling me 6800 from Chevron to Lekki phase 1. I don’t know when I packed sunscreen on my face and went to the bus stop to take bus. It cost me 500 naira. @TheNonye it’s looking like I’ve joined you guys o.
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Do you know how crazy it is that I can apply to the Bank of England for a job as an immigrant but I’ve never seen CBN recruit publicly in my life.
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Do you know much of a better cook you’d be if you simply turned down the heat?.
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Nigeria contributed $66k to a movie that did $1 billion.
Nigerians spent a total of N59.2 million to see the movie “Barbie” in cinemas across the country from July 28 to Sunday August 3, 2023 and Friday, August 4 to Sunday, August 6, 2023. #barbie #barbiethemovie #barbiedoll #nigerians #businessday .
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Going forward, anybody that brings this kind of discussion to my timeline will be unfollowed.
Ladies Quick One!. You got back tired from work at 10pm, struggled and spent 1hr+ to prepare Vegetable soup for your husband, he gets back around 12am and said he wants Egusi soup (all ingredients are in the house). You gon cook another soup or JUST SLEEP??.
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As a grown adult why are you betting with N100??.
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If you’re not taking anti-depressants, you’re smoking weed, drinking alcohol or going to church. We all have our vices.
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Bro I was not stupid with you people in 2015 o. Make we dey talk this ‘we’ small small.
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You’re looking for FDI you’re arresting employees of international organisations. Hahahahaha.
JUST IN: 🇳🇬 Nigeria detains #Binance executives following crypto exchange ban.
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Guys, I made £’d yam with my food processor and instantly felt pity for people who can’t cook what they want to eat. Imagine being limited to always having to buy or even worse getting married for food 😔😔😔.
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12 days. Two people on the project team. No committee. Work delivered.
I renovated a government primary school classroom in northern Nigeria!
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No such thing as Islamophobia from Nigerians. I grew up watching BH beheading people, drop this rubbish statement.
one day we’ll discuss the casual islamophobia/anti-muslim sentiment nigerians display on this app.
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N700 per liter .40 liters minimum per car .41 cars .N1,148,000. That’s the salary of 38 minimum wage workers wasted.
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Sold us for nothing. They’d have sold us to be close to the people actually getting the mirrors and combs. They’d call it access.
If this was slave trade era, so many people here would have sold us for mirror, comb and ogogoro.
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Objectively cannot argue with this logic, if your father saw you and decided not to help people like you when he had the power then that’s on your family.
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If her country worked right, she wouldn’t need the governor to bail her out of anything.
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Monday morning, you’re looking for fuel, your mates have gone for their morning walk/swim and will be stopping at a cafe for a quick bite before going to work. You wonder why you feel like your time is up, it is.
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My girlfriend is actually a top babe with amazing work ethic. Looking for a UI/UX role for her, she’s good trust me. Hit me up if you have anything available. RT to pass along.
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Person wey start to dey use AirPods after protest, nobody face am o.
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Your government is stealing from you. Thats why the rates are what they are. There’s no special reason behind it, they’re printing naira and buying dollars while you get to twiddle your thumbs and hold your cock.
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Two different countries. I lost my parents and next thing I’m a victim of state sponsored rape and slavery.
Marriage of 100 female orphans will go on as planned - Niger Speaker
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You guys kept asking me how anything affects FDI. This is how, other people see this shit and decide to cut you off completely. Oil revenue for the next 5 years is already used for loans.
“Nigerian Prison Official Abandons Binance Executive To Struggle In Pains In Court Premises As He Begs for Help ”
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@Mr_Lu3se I’m noticing here that a lot of men are still in conversation with university students. Those ones shouldn’t be putting mouth.
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I’m begging you to have one good take.
NGN to USDT trading on Binance should be stopped. I am not normally one for protectionism, but people speculate on crypto. Right now they are speculating on NGN-USDT, and it's affecting the real economy. Crypto is a thin trading layer, but it changes the perceived value of the
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Scenes when I buy a carton of Capri-Sonne and my kid thinks it’s for him. Get your money up lil boy.
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Send your sympathy to the Nigerians dying due to poor social infrastructure and inadequate healthcare. Till then, miss me with anything mildly sanctimonious.
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When I’m old and bored enough. I’ll try my hand at a law degree. I’ve seen the people that passed the bar.
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Fellas we are falling in love 2020. Dangerously in love for that matter. Promote the movement.
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Okay how much is a fair amount to send a babe you’re feeling? (I don’t do fraud).
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Then help him pay his staff.
June 2019, wiped out my entire savings to do this too. We were expecting a baby the next month. Missed my rent too(needed to cover payroll.) We were going to be homeless. Got plunged into a stupid legal tussle. Thank God for @pyjama_ceo. I ran to him this period.
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Structured o, unstructured o. Nigerian labor laws don’t exists. You will sign offer letter of 8-5 with 1 hour break and people will ask why you’re taking the break for one hour or leaving by 5.
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I hope it’s not the people checking if their man’s IG following went up after a night out that are talking about insecurity in relationships.
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Really need the Nigerian trumpists to remember and know that these people do not care to know how you got there.
Junior says the average IQ in countries where migrants come from is much lower than ours so we shouldn’t let them in.
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You’ve clearly never applied for a job before.
this boy DMd me the other night n asked if he could take me to dinner & i never replied, YALL WHY I GO TO WATCH HIS STORY & HE IS IN VICTORIA SECRET BRA SHOPPING WITH THE NEXT BITCH 😑😑😑😑 what be wrong with y’all foreal ?????.
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Seeing 36 year olds not know they should be in charge of their countries. Nigeria has killed the ability to dream for a lot of people and they scoff at his boldness to dare.
A lot people secretly judge GRV cos he’s young. They’re thinking this person is like me what can he know about governing a state talk more of lagos. I don’t blame them , nigeria has really messed us up. The more we embrace this the better for us. Have we even looked at our age?.
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Nigerians are so tolerant when it’s white people smoking.
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you can lift trees but not a convo? come on man.
Some girls are mad uno. They'll message u first then expect u to carry the conversation? Lolol is it crack sis?.
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Being in charge of your life is always a 10/10. I’d never willingly be a child again.
Adulthood is a full 0/10. Will never recommend. Don’t grow up kids 😭.
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Nah Labor Party has done a crazy number on politics in this country. Strategists here don’t want to see reality things, your leaders are campaigning with LP slogans. Where is the structure guys. I was promised structure.
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Most of the things that separate you from people making good food is the little effort they put into preparation. Searing meat to lock in juices before broiling, washing the stock out of the pan before putting oil to fry your tomato base, the little things.
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I’ll only engage people who have undergone further forms of study because they have context on what education feels like and I’m sure they will not argue my point. Not every time patriotism.
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@DanielBGreene Yes. I don’t know how this tweet made it to my page but I was saying the same thing a couple of days ago.
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Will anybody die if Nigerian radio presenters sound Nigerian ?.
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When my babe and I started dating, I would go to her house and sleep. Deep sleep.
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@boluxxxx @DondeonBeke Or it’s not the person dripping with oil? The tribalism didn’t even try to be subtle.
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Current reports are doing 50 - 100k. If the talking stage doesn’t work after this, how much will the next woman get?.
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Stay awake and let God use you to spend organisations marketing budgets.
The game has gone from generosity to marketing.
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“It’s easy to make a million dollars in Nigeria”. The Million Dollars:.
FEC approves N3.4bn consultancy fee for second Abuja airport runway project | TheCable
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Man, I’ve worked hard for money in this life. You’ll never catch me hating on any type of legitimate hustle. Extreme respect for retail workers too because customers??? God abeg.
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Well all frank ocean songs are his top 5 songs.
Is Forrest Gump top 5 Frank Ocean songs ?.
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@babaj1de A billionaire trader* make e no be say na government monopoly him use make money.
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Tomato x Coconut cream sauce with white rice, sweet corn and grilled Turkey.
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You’re very stupid for calling Nigerians living in Nigeria immigrants.
If your intentions is not to suppress the Yoruba Language, just click on “translate post” and it will solve your problem. A people can’t ignore or forget their language because they have immigrants.
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Atiku really hired the worst people. They can’t even give that dawg in them small life to bark well. You dey congratulate BAT and your oga dey court. Useless.
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Lagos is like cocaine, best in small doses and always good for parties. Anything more than that is abuse.
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Gym rats, foodies, sleepaholics, movie watchers. You’re not left out too.
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Updated results. Majority of the men aren’t doing transfer. The women want 350k upwards but those with good character have said from 20-50k. A subsection have said to spend on gifts instead, but the gifts they’re mentioned ie flowers start from 40k. Side note. People are.
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You need to have sex with your bestfriend to get it out of the way and fully focus on your friendship.
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Always very stupid to see those thoughts on the tl because the poverty in Nigeria doesn’t even hide.
People start earning some dollars bi-weekly, change to a decent accommodation and then forget that poor people exist.
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It’s now battle tested ulxma he’s facing. This guy fit cry for altar during next sermon if he lets it get there.
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