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Writer|| 1/3 @Onside_Opinions|| Petit à petit, l'oiseau fait son nid
Ibadan
Joined May 2012
Nigeria is where every word comes to die lmao. “Virtual Assistant” but you are expected to come to office lmao. What’s virtual about the assistance if you are entering office?.
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Today, I’m very glad William Troost-Ekong is the team’s captain. The statements he has made, how he has made them, how well constructed they are and how direct to the situation they are, I am very impressed. I’m glad it’s not one of those banger boys that tweet idiocy.
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This is what it means to have free media. There is no outlet that is surviving this in Nigeria. DSS would pick everyone working in that outlet and Nigerians on Twitter would justify it. “Ahn ahn can’t you see? They went too far too” .“We should know how to respect our elders”.
Donald Trump & Joe Biden on the cover of New York Magazine’s Health Issue.
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I’m not holding my breath tho. CAF have always been useless. When the Togo team got robbed and two members of the team killed, instead of showing empathy, CAF banned them (for 2 tourneys) cos they withdrew from AFCON to mourn. They are a useless organisation.
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I’m sorry, what is this new thing of wearing a complete suit without a freaking socks? Why are we drawing away from God’s calm light.
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Since I've been on twitter, no 'Alhamdulilah' has ever disappointed me!.
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Watch a teary Tobi Amusan receive her Gold medal, face the flag for the anthem and then receive her 100k$ cheque for breaking the world record. She has done what has never been done! Immortality! #WorldAthleticsChamps #Oregon2022
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One thing this AirPeace design thing has shown me is that too many people are horrible at comms. Everyone is doing their fix and they are still starting the content with ‘Due to…’. It’s a good news for God sake. You start with ‘we are excited to announce…’.
Okayyyy, so I ran into this post again and I still felt like I was in danger, so I did something on the “London Operations Poster” feel free to drop reviews. @AirPeace70576 .@leyeConnect
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See, Ronaldo can still get the goals in the net, he is just playing with a level of desperation that is very unnecessary. He is not playing like someone that has recorded enormous success in the game, instead he is playing like someone that has a lot to prove. ⬇️.
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Very interesting that people see and relate to things like this and still don’t understand the point of DEI initiatives. Your level of competence did not change after switching names. Point of DEI is to ensure you get that interview without having to change the name.
My job applications had a 7% success rate in France just to get an interview. When I changed my name on my CV from my Nigerian name to my English name, the rate went up to 75% 💀.
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Rich Nigerians sometimes forget how poor we are as a country. 😂😂. We do not have enough disposable income to niche breakfast as the sole service of an outlet. There’s no pathway to scaling if you try this.
There’s an entire business vacuum for restaurants dedicated only to breakfast. They’ll open 5am and close by 10am. They have their own app or integrate with Chowdeck. They have small shops across town where people can drive by and pick. Just breakfast. I usually want food at 6am.
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Exactly 6 months since we heard THAT blast. Families continue to grieve, bodies remain unaccounted for, properties destroyed, and lives forever altered. My thoughts and prayers are with all those mourning various losses. May God grant you the strength to continue to endure.
Everyone in Ibadan heard that.
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Do you even know what it means to lose the chance to compete in an event in 2 different Olympics? You have lost 8 years of your professional life to the incompetence of a nation. 8 years! . Many careers don’t go more than 12.
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Things that will happen today. -Leipzig will score first. -Minimum of 3 goals will be scored in the game. -Leipzig will send Atletico packing their bags. It is written in the stars.
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The one in Ibadan.
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We are genuinely fxcked as a generation mahn! It’s a 45s video and people are not even bothering to actually listen to what she said. She didn’t say what is in the caption. It is pure outrage baiting. In fact, she didn’t say anything in the video, it’s just 45s of blabbing.
Ghana Jollof Has No Flavour- Chef Hilda Baci . Someone help me educate her that her records in the Big book wasn’t the best chef so she should know her place. Nigeria Jollof that tastes like Gravels 🤭
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Sending 999,000 to my girlfriend and using the remaining 1k to buy airtime to ask her if she has seen the money. I’m a simple man.
If N1,000,000 hits your account now, what are you buying first?.
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@OgSadik It’s how MSSN is in every university in the country. You’d be very surprised the doctrine they hold on to in MSSN. The worst thing that could ever happen to a liberal Muslim fresher is to join MSSN. The educated extremist you see today started from the MSSN chapter of their Uni.
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For few days now, Odanz has been defending a terrorist. Someone whose words and actions have had real life consequences. It is 'Nigerian feminists' he will use to win you people back. He will soon cook up one tweet and garnish it feminist and you will declare your love for him.
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It’s not funny. They dedicate hours in segment to completely throw abuse at her and even outrightly lie just to make her look bad. There’s so much one person can take. Never seen hate like this.
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We've become numb to death. Elsewhere, 100 lives lost would bring a nation to a standstill. Here, it's just a statistic. The indifference is heartbreaking.
Today, emotion took the greater part of me as I left Lagos this morning and headed to the site of the tragic petrol tanker explosion, the gravesite, and also the Sarkin Dikko place along the Dikko-Maje Road in Suleja, Niger State, where over 100 lives were lost, more than 50
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The birth of Nigerian anti-vaxxers can be traced back to Pastor Chris Oyakhilome. The amount of danger that man is perpetuating is insane. The entire Christ embassy, with >3000 parishes and >400k members are anti-vaxxers. The man is raising a generation of anti-vaxxers.
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The last few days have been interesting. A founder got called out for owing 16 months pay and his founder friends have rallied around to provide defence for him cos ‘being a founder is very difficult and it’s a thankless job’. I have now seen everything in this life.
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He also almost never speaks like this to men. Go back to every Akpabio video you have seen on your TL where he is being rude and uncouth, 8 out of 10 times they are to women. We have only 8 female senators in Nigeria and he manages to find time to be uncouth to them.
I have never seen a single video of Akpabio where he looks, speaks or behaves like a statesman.
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Laycon's verified video is currently the number 1 on Apple music video, number 1 on iTunes video chart and number 1 on YouTube music video chart. Big Dawg things!!.
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The Nigerian tech space is so crazy. People can squander 2billion naira and still get compliments. “Welldone bro, you did well” WHAT WELL?? . It’s either everyone of you is a potential criminal that has just not gotten the opportunity or you people have zero principles.
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Everything went to ruins when APC entered in 2015. EVERYTHING. We made the gravest mistakes of our lives as a nation. Nigeria was not eldorado but the standard and quality of life was significantly better. WE ALL HAD BETTER LIVES.
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There’s this way Nigerian agencies speak to, about and on Nigerians that is devoid of empathy, compassion and actual intention to solve the problem. It’s a cultural problem.
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Wait, Laycon has a partnership with the Grammys????? The actual Grammys??? . This is huge!!!!.
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Maybe it’s me but I don’t always find ‘pranks’ like this funny. People are living very hard lives and something as simple as getting relieved of where their next internet data will come from is a big deal. Playing on that and putting them into a 5k debt is very unfair.
Mtn users quickly dial *6060*1# to get 30gig!!!.
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I insist that he still has the ability to get the ball in the net very well, he just lacks the temperament right now (crazy to say right but it’s true). Relax man, enjoy the game, if the goal comes it comes, let the game flow, and I promise you, it will come.
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This is why people like this don’t talk about policy, cos they get found out once they do. There’s nowhere in the world where the economic nerve of a country will be hoping for depopulation. There are at least 1000 other correct answers before you get to this one here.
Development of Other States.
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For Athletes, the windows are so short. You train for 4 years to be able to compete at the zenith of your sport, you sacrifice family time, social events and other pleasures to compete, to then have the chance to compete taken away by your country’s incompetence is heartbreaking.
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He is a 5 time Ballon D’or and one of the best footballers the world has seen, he has nothing to prove to anybody again at 39 and the calmer heads around him should be telling him that.
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He should be enjoying the game more and not try to force anything. You see he is not in control of his head or emotions and they get the better of him everytime. Every action is hurried and lacks conviction.
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If you have not been offered an SSA role in this admin, there’s a tendency you’ll feel bad or less than enough.
President Tinubu Appoint Titi Gbadamisi @titilopegb as SSA on Delivery and Monitoring Youth Initiatives
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N100M a month on power generation alone, >N500M monthly expenditure, downsized from 4 to 2 shifts and now set to stop production. Hundreds of people are getting thrown into unemployment. This country is eating up its own. This is a disaster!.
BREAKING: Huggies maker, Kimberly-Clark to stop production three years after investing $100m in Nigeria -
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That guy’s interview had zero effect on that policy. Zero. You people think a PM that campaigned on reduced immigration and an Home Sec that has always stood for that needed a YouTube interview to clock what policy they needed to enforce next? . He is just an easy scapegoat.
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I know we are a low trust society but there are many things NFF are capable of doing, one of them is def not delaying opposition at an airport for 5 hours. We have absolutely no reason to do it (especially against fucking Libya mahn). Please let’s be serious.
Nigeria does not need to treat any team badly just to get a result at home. Not giants like Cameroon or Egypt, and absolutely not Libya. 10 times out of 10, in any venue on the planet, we can beat them fair and square. There’s even no reason to believe we tried to do that now.
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@HeartOfGoId_ @jenrade_olamide Delay her small o. Tell her you're busy, tell her you'll send it when you have time. .
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UI Social Science guys dress like this and say they are doing alté.
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There’s a guy on Twitter that has gone to everywhere people want him to visit for them to test their jazz on him. He’s still alive and kicking and none of their jazz has worked.
We took some UK trained Naija boxers to Bariga that year to fight some “trenches boxers” who most folks believed used jazz to knockout their opponents and boy, the beating no be here. These bariga boxers got the beating of their lives. Maybe jazz exists but not in boxing sha.
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I wonder why people choose this kind of life for themselves. Why do you think you have an obligation to defend an artiste getting 7 hours late to their show? How are you any different from BMC? Really don’t get the entire construct that surrounds Stanship. 1/2.
Burna never show, i go defend tire today 😭.
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This is so so irresponsible and I hope every platform she represents dissociates with her. This individual should not be allowed to cover Super Eagles games again. How can you justify another country holding these players hostage.
Honestly unpopular opinion but anything Nigeria sees at the hands of Libya is just desserts. “Miscommunication” gbou gi there. ☺️. You can’t treat their national team like crap- force their private jet to land in PH (when they could have headed straight to Uyo), leave the.
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Every summer, Liverpool insists they got the better player and then after 6 months they moan about how they can’t compete with City cos of City’a quality.
City replacing Gundogan with Kovacic doesn't really make much sense to me. glad we wrapped up Mac Allister so quickly now.
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You have AsiwajuLerry and Smallie having unfettered access to the camp and KelechiAFC screaming down the entire camp in the name of making content. No order, no decorum, no sanctity. Super Eagles camp has become every content creator’s dream. It’s so ridiculous.
The Super Eagles’ struggles go beyond tactics. The camp always feels like a jamboree with TikTokers & bloggers posing as journalists. Under Rohr/Peseiro, closed sessions worked, but now distractions rule. This won’t lead to success. #NGARWA #SoarSuperEagles
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.@MTNNG @ndpcngr why does a customer care agent have access to my entire browser history. Is this not an invasion of privacy that should be well above the pay check of a desk clerk. This is massive carelessness of data and data handling.
Called mtn customer care to complain about my network and the guy is telling me “As of 6:20 I can see you were on Spotify” .Okay AND??.
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Need privileged Nigerians to also realise that their occasional cravings aren’t startup ideas. Because you need a med delivered to you at 11pm does not mean a service like that should exist. You do not represent the market.
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This thread was not written for anyone to panic. We just wanted help and putting this out there seemed like the right thing to do. The good news is, we are getting help and we hope we she gets tested tomorrow. Thank you all for your concerns and best wishes!.
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This person in question does not want to go anywhere. She is being responsible to not want to endanger any body's life. She has locked herself in her room in Agbowo, Ibadan. 3/.
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Lmaooooo. These guys were planning ‘he has surpassed Neymar’s legacy’ tweets. Nah. God is the biggest scriptwriter 😂😂😂😂.
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This thing started when people got comfortable wearing loafers on suit. It’s why I always say ban that nonsense. Pull up a decent brogues/oxford with your suit. None of that loafers nonsense.
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Mesut Ozil was such a blessing to watch man. One of the best midfielders to ever play football.
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Laycon is on 950k Instagram followers. This is madness. He is going to enter 1m followers. The guys in charge of his accounts have done an amazing job. Doing all these without spreading one ounce of hatred or negativity is crazy.
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It’s more hilarious that I saw people working at global companies deride DEI. You think it was just your competence that got you that role? You’re a comedian.
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Yes. They did it with the news on Rahama Sadau's sentencing. They have been doing it for a while now. What I don't know is why people are still falling for it.
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There are so many unconscious and unintentional elements that deny certain COMPETENT PEOPLE opportunities, the point of DEI is to ensure that those COMPETENT PEOPLE get a chance to at least present for those opportunities. Make it a level playing field.
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How many people even eat breakfast in Nigeria. It’s like we don’t understand the poverty in Nigeria. People stay hungry till late afternoon to be able to mix morning and afternoon food into one.
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Anyway, I already know you people are liars and hypocrites. Two weeks ago, Chimamanda went to speak at Osinbajo’s book launch and I didn’t see similar tweets. Tunde taking the kids to him is now the breaking point. This outrage is so unnecessary but carry on.
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I can’t count how many times I’ve noticed it recently. Why are you comfortable wearing a suit and tie WITHOUT socks!.
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I'm actually happy for Ter Stegen that it's Neuer between the sticks today. He'd have been massively scapegoated even when none of the goals would have been his fault but of course, they always scape goat anyone that's not Neuer. Happy for that man!.
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Used to be convinced she’s a white woman until I saw the account mistakenly (??) engage in a discussion about what is acceptable in Igbo culture. It’s a Nigerian man running the account, nothing you fit tell me.
Nobody can convince me that Avril doesn’t have mental issues because her obsession with Nigerians is definitely not normal. A full blown Australian who has no familial ties with Nigeria, never visited, nothing at all but she has managed to insert herself.
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I’ve said it before that this thing where you people criticise the ‘groove’ of black players in the team has racial undertones. There’s no dressing room that doesn’t ‘have fun’ yet it’s only the ones done by black players that get talked about. “Doomed”, alright.
I see Spurs have entered the Lacazette-Aubameyang phase. Doomed.
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She has been having dry cough, Fever, occasional sneezing, headache, her face just started turning red, and she is weak. She is taking lots of fluids for now. 6/.
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I tell you that a founder that is unable to pay his cleaner 50k, yet is always seen in clubs and social settings ‘living life’ is not owing cos the company is broke, it is cos they are just very wicked. A bottle of high end whisky costs more than 3 months salary of the cleaner.
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Trent is completely killing Leao there but it will go unnoticed until the one time he’s out of position, then Trent will suddenly not know how to defend again.
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I think I'll be really disappointed if Tems doesn't name her next project "Tems and condition".
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People start earning some dollars bi-weekly, change to a decent accommodation and then forget that poor people exist.
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We just want to be sure. Isn't there anyone or group of people that could be sent to her in agbowo to get a sample from her? We know it it might not be covid-19 but we have to be sure. 5/.
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Arsenal big accounts are crazy mehn. There’s absolutely nothing that happens to us that is fair. How can you in good conscience say that was not a red card and it’s corruption. Insane.
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Today, Josip Ilicic retired and I am again amazed as to how powerful fake news can be. Everyone parrots the nonsense that he walked in on his wife cheating when in fact he fell into depression during the pandemic and never recovered.
I just read that Josip Ilicic has returned to training!!. I am actually very excited. My guy is beating depression!!.
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He said my friend should look for a primary Healthcare center around her and go to the place. Now, I asked him if she is even supposed to go out at all and he didn't reply to that. He said it might not be a case of covid-19. 2/.
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Tomi Adeyemi is guilty of everything in this thread. Gets names wrong, gets basic description of settings wrong, gets foods wrong. Basically, the only thing correct about her writing is the grammar.
you’ll just know when a book is written by a diaspora nigerian, idk how to put it but it’s like they want it to seem nigerian so bad that it ends up forced and not natural. i just search google and i am never wrong. almost like they’re so out of touch or something.
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New 4x400 mixed world record by the Americans. That was an insane heat.
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There's someone blasting Fireboy's album around here. Whoever you are, although it's midnight, God bless you! 🤗.
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This incompetent man was begging terrorists. Look at where his docile penis is now standing!!!!
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Bisi Fayemi's security killed students in Ekiti! . Anike Dabiri's orderly killed a man in Abuja! . Sunday Dare's security details killed peaceful protesters in Ogbomosho! . Yesterday, Femi Gbajabiamila's security killed Ifeanyi Okereke in Abuja!. Zero accountability so far!!.
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We don't want to panic at all and I'm trying to help her keep her cool. @NCDCgov @dondekojo @AyoBankole @NaijaFlyingDr @Nwankpa_A @kikimordi @ulomareen @obyezeks @Osi_Suave.
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Genuinely think people should leave the babe tbh. There’s always one tweet or the other about her everyday on here. She doesn’t even say Jack. It’s getting to ridiculous levels now honestly. She’s not the first to stop dating a popular person.
Lukaku leave that babe she don open only fans. He don introduce her to lifestyle wey she no fit keep up with 💀💀. Made me remember one lekki babe that her ex rented house for in lekki, and she started looking for new boyfriend because rent was due.
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I watched people interview FK, Falz, Falana, Sowore, Aisha and Co and all of them denounced on live TV that they were any sort of leader. Only one person didn't denounce to be the "convener" on TV and you were part of the people that laundered his image!. Joey, please sit down!.
FG: Who are protest leaders? . Protest leaders: There is no leader. Foreign media: Who are protest leaders? . Protest leaders: Na me. Interview me.
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I genuinely do not understand why the behind the scenes guys now want to be main characters everytime. From lawyers to managers to show promoters to producers, mahn, you are not the artist, can you actually take a back seat, shut up and do your job?.
Please understand. We are not here to entertain you, you just happen to be entertained. With or without your opinions, you will sit down and watch what happens when a perfect God uses imperfect humans.
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I will really love to see the analytics of that "o jewa ke eng" tweet. Even after 2 years, it's still doing numbers. Really love to see it!!.
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I wish school was in session. UI students would have carried firewood and pot and start cooking beans on major roads after they have blocked the roads!!. But anyways, #SARSMUSTEND.
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I find the Logos Olori part quite fascinating. The fact that he noticed Logos was always there in the studio which is the hard work part of the equation and that Logos was also there on that day he asked him ‘how far you na’, he was at the right place at the right time.
"Morravey's pen game is stuuupid. I met Logos Olori through dem Asake". - Davido. 📷 Afrobeats Podcast
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Everyone is a penalty catching goalkeeper until the real penalty catching goalkeeper shows up!
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Today marks a somber anniversary - 1 year since the devastating Ibadan blast that shook our community. My heart still goes out to the families affected and those who lost loved ones. May we continue to heal and support each other.
Everyone in Ibadan heard that.
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There’s only one person in Nigeria that can’t produce pictures like this.
Throwback picture of MKO Abiola & Obasanjo in secondary school. MKO Abiola (sitting center) was the editor and Olusegun Obasanjo (standing right) was the deputy editor of their school paper (Baptist Boys High School Abeokuta)
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One idiot made up a story about Hakimi and the entire Twitter NG has made it a topic for today. We are a terribly educated people. Do you people really not know how to identify stupid tweets?.
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I need people to actually admit that they love outrage bait tweets. You can’t keep complaining about the same damn things and keep engaging the same damn things. It’s a kink for you. Just admit it.
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