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Me as a pilot:
Omo I hope say everybody don born again, because I no understand oh.
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Main pastor: he’s the apostle of our time, a leader, a true visionary, he has been married for 15 years and is blessed with 4 beautiful godly children........
Guest preacher:
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Everything MR Macaroni drops from now on is funny.
Every song Falz and Runtown drops is automatically lit.
Don’t want to hear nothing, am I communicating?????
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“Who listens to Angelique Kidjo”
Nigerians abeg now, there are 195 countries in the world. Music doesn’t begin and end with your country 😂.
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Option A: 567.89
Option B: 455.78
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Option D: 0.7743
My calculator: 125,990
Me:
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All I know is Femi otedola didn’t bring 3 people to register under him before he did what he did. 👀👀
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I don’t like what I hate. If you are following me because you saw one tweet that made sense. I Lmfaooooooooo for you, I probably borrowed someone’s brain and I’ve returned it. Bless
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When news gets to your father that you paid another man $200 to teach you to be a man.
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Why do Nigerians behave like this ???
🤣🤣🤣. The way I cackled.
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Peruzzi pursue armed robber for 3rd mainland 🤣🤣🤣.
Install him as the new IG of police abeg.
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Poco lee played Black sheriff’ song for Burna
Put Wizkid on Bella
Put portable on with Baddo
This life, make God just allow us meet better people jare.
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Simi mixed Adekunle Gold’s latest release “mercy”.
AG dropped Ad libs for Simi’s song “woman”
The bar has been raised, it’s no longer enough to marry your best friend. You have to marry your business partner 🙏🏽.
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Staying alone means you wait till you start seeing heaven before looking for what to eat.
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We voted Jonathan out because he wasn’t working.
Buhari should be voted out because he isn’t working.
Whoever comes in after him should be voted out if they don’t work.
Everybody gets one chance to prove their worth. That’s how it should be. Your vote is your power.
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“Laycon’s IG live has 40K plus viewers. Nah. Laycon needs mad top management. If he nails it, we are looking at a major celebrity. Wizkid level. “
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“ My hand is broken, my leg is broken, the police are still sh00ting at us. If I don’t make it thr the night. Let it be known that I d!ed fighting for our freedom”
But some of you had the audacity to say the
#LekkiMassaccre
is fake news and never happened.
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As a Nigerian you can’t be tired of rice.
You either eat it or starve.
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One oyinbo boy shock today say person fit do 11 courses in one semester 🤣🤣.
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“ stop hiding your wickedness with femin!sm” - Chimamanda 💀💀🤣.
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How will you say we shouldn’t wear trad on dates 🙄🙄.
My kings reply this tweet with your trad pictures. Who suit help.
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Delegates this morning after selling the future of Nigerians overnight.
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Talk and do, Mama Nigeria.
God bless Madam Aisha Yesufu ✊🏽
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They don pursue kabiesi for palace for soun ogbomoso.
Christian youths are kabashing at Alausa
Davido X Abuja Dangba shoko giving them hot hot in the capital.
Lekki- Epe express way is on full lockdown.
Laycon, Blaqbonez and co are also shutting down places
We just started
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Ebuka said: Vee this you ?
Vee said yes it’s nothing personal, na me talk am. Any problem ? 💀💀💀
I have to stan 🙏
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The central bank of Nigeria is asking flutterwave to prove that the donations for the protests are not from terrorists.
Wow, I knew they’ll go low, but I didn’t expect them to do deeper than an oil ridge.
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One Nigerian dad somewhere in Nigeria is threatening to leave his family behind, he’ll start the car, shout that they are late for church.
Some will even drive out and park outside the gate, but he”ll still wait for them 🤣🤣.
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The only pastor I know in Nigeria currently is Pastor Sam Adeyemi.
Na who protest with us go collect tithe 🙏🏽🙏🏽.
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I swear I thought Abuja was the safest place in Nigeria.
But, that city is just borno with makeup.
Lmao, just sharing looted funds and vibes.
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Faking phone calls to get out of uncomfortable situations >>>>>>.
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May her number not go through in the mighty name of Jesus Christ. Amen.
Nigerians are calling on the return of Nigerian warrior Ayshatu Jibo from Kano State working in the US Army as a sniper to return and come and defend the great fatherland and giant of Africa.
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CNN say make people continue Dey send tweets. Say them wan stay on top the story, channels and co in the mud 💀💀.
Local media can keep doing local things.
We international now fam 😌
#SARSMUSTEND
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Happy 43rd Birhtday Bisi.
Chop life today my King.
Gods blessing 🥂🤝👑❤️.
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For the umpteenth time.
Clubbing is one of the most pointless activities ever, just noise and expensive drinks.
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The only police man that doesn’t collect bribe in Nigeria.
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I no longer have words, just retweet the video and let the world see the demons we deal with.
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
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Dear Muslims this is not the Christmas we kill Chicken. This Christmas is small Christmas, big Christmas is coming soon.
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Erica’s first two strikes was because of kid, one for whispering, the other for flipping biggie off in the HOH lounge (if I’m not mistaken)
The 3rd strike was because she broke 4 different rules in her quest for kidd.
But let’s blame laycon, whose only offense was liking her.
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Visa bans, seizure of assets and deportation of their families in Jesus nam, insha Allah.
🤲🏾🤲🏾
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Announcement: Today is pastors birthday please pay your tithes so I can go and use it to flex.
Thanks 🙏🏽
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Finally going to take a shower for the first time in 2 weeks.
And it feels so special, had a lil surgery done and I’ve been having towel baths for a while now.
It’s very easy to take things for granted till you are no longer able to do it or have access to it. Thank you God ❤️
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When you get best graduating student but they don’t know that you carried expo.
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Don’t say anything just retweet if you understand 🥸.
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Make nobody ask me any question😭😭😂.
Happy birthday mama Ruth.
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“Pray for chioma” but you haven’t prayed for your daddy that’s cheating on your mummy.
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Ebuka Dey call laycon name as if we didn’t know laycon is safe.
Lmao, laycon that’ll run for president in 2023.
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Future don @ Tems like 3 times. E don do oh, na song she sing for you. Make e end there boda oloko adugbo.
She don accept your thanks.
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Lil frosh wey rema go beat, Na him Dey beat person daughter like say him Dey defend heavyweight belt.
Nawa oh, make God no allow us jam agbako bayii.
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Burna boy didn’t even say anything bad about steff, still admitted he was the love of her life.
But she wan diss am.
Women <<<<<<<<<
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Wet school uniform
Towel
Iron
5:30 am
If you know, you know 🌚😂
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Big brother suppose give brighto 30 pieces of silver after the show because Judas no do pass like this.
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The highlight of my day is the police man trying to cork his gun who ended shooting his fellow police.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.
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Small doctor don carry dangbana shoko come.
We move 💪
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People were looking at me like “ who is this ibadan boy doing photo shoot inside the mall” they didn’t know I only wanted proof to show you people that I’ve gone to support brand wey support us.
Spar has got some amazing Black Friday deals, jump on it.
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Nigeria’s angel trying to blow his trumpet over the noise of generators.
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Wizkid go Dey among people wey go sing when we reach heaven.
Music dey the man blood.
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Living alone is serious character development.
If you don’t wash your dirty dishes, that’s where you’ll meet them.
Don’t feel like cooking or ordering out ?
Ebi a pa daddy eh.
Basically it makes you understand that if you want something done you have to do it yourself.
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They’ve Sacked Cousin Yomi Shogunle, lmao, do you people remember how he terrorized us here.
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Osinbanjo don go hide himself under the secret place of the most high.
Omolomo.
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I should spoil my birthday present?
Abeg oh.
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Bants aside, I want one Grammy for Davido too.
Everything aside, he’s good vibe and makes amazing music.
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“ DNA test means you don’t trust me “
Na you sabi oh babe. Maybe they switched our baby at birth, let me confirm Omo iya mi.
God won’t shame you.
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Dressed in all black because I went to bury my problems at the feet of the Most High.
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Okay I don’t think I’m going to ibadan by road ever again.
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“ if you call my number I may not pick, but my account number is always available”
Lmao, bambiala with mascara
onijibiti eyan mompha
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
#RedFlag
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Money you refuse to spend on women you’ll spend on your alpha male coach😂😂.
I respect bro fr, lmfao.
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If SARS no end, protest no go end.
We are jobless youths, let’s see who human traffic across the country disturbs.
If una put Eba for ear, we go prepare okro soup wey una go use chop am make e fit open.
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“ I can’t date a short man “
But if your siblings are not at home you can’t drink tea because it’s in the top cabinet.
🚩🚩🚩🚩
Aunty frodo baggins
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It’s doing me like I should use black marker to write Balenciaga.
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Calvary greetings sir
@PastorEAAdeboye
Respectfully sir, you need to revoke the pastoral title given to Mr Yemi osibanjo.
It is clear that he is a part of the government that is committing genocide because the citizens dare ask for a right to live.
Thank you.
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If you've lived in Abuja before all these things won't surprise you tbh. One babe pulled up in a Ferrari during nysc clearance.
Just came out with her abbaya and khaki like it's nothing.
😂😂😂.
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Wahala for who no get helicopter for Lagos bayii.
Israelites tins on point tomorrow 💀💀.
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Omo them off one delta youth, the youths them off one police back.
Bro !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I actually like it when I borrow people small amounts of money and they don’t return it.
I don’t even ask them for it also.
Won bi iyalaya e da to come and ask me for money again.
I call it offering against future billing.
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Bringing this legendary video back to the TL, no matter how many times I watch it. I’ll always laugh😂😂😂.
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All Channels TV knows how to do is crown themselves best TV station of the year.
Awon ode. Which panel of judges voted for such ?
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There’s no way you’ll talk to someone consistently, and you won’t fall in love.
Except you don’t like them at all. Na why I Dey air people, I be married man.
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If i send you a tiktok, a tweet or a funny meme.
It means i have you in mind and I want something that made me happy to make you happy too 👍🏿.
Basically it’s a love language 🚶🏾♂️.
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IGP don give like 1,000 orders.
Him men don obey 0.
Why’s he still in the seat of power then ?
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“ you better choose one sickness now and let’s go shoot our own video, they’ve taken fever, whether its tuberculosis or malaria, typhoid or something. Choose one make we shoot video”
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Nobody Dey even see Atikulate as threat 😭.
Entire timeline is Obi and Bruce Wayne.
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