Pepperbody Paulo
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Jonah from Tomb Raider has a quote that I love so much. "I like this world. It's not perfect but everything I love now is in it."
Treat life like the video game it is.
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Okay, Nigerian aunties I get it now. I really do ♥️😩
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Someone survives this and you think he's looking for peace when he makes it to your shores?.
It's hard to believe Vikings sailed these waters in complete darkness over 1,000 years ago. With the help of sunstones found in Iceland and Norway, they were able to reveal the position of the sun even when it is behind clouds or has slunk below the horizon.
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My guy dey leave Nigeria soon and all the rants don stop. Fuel fit finish for gen but smile no fit finish from him face. Police fit sound am and e go blow kiss. He is so at peace and has mentally logged out of Naija. 😂.
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Now that the dust has settled and he is safe, what in the kunta kinte is this outfit?.
Update:. I've been allowed to use the loo for the first time in 10 hours, and I've been assured that I will be allowed to catch my exit flight. I will keep updating until I board and have my passport returned to me.
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No way you go chop this kind thing no come reason to raid another person land to see if better food dey.
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Una go too do ice cream date inside BAT economy and na the fanyogo bicycle one I dey talk.
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When my grandma died, we (as a family) made the mistake of thinking a 70+ year old man didn't need anyone at that point in his life. Anyway, long story short, my uncle will be turning 19 soon.
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"How does it affect you as a non-Muslim?". You dey see am?.
Video: Removal of Senator Saliu Mustapha's Christmas billboards reported across Ilorin
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You know that feeling as a man when you go to check all the doors are locked at night and you do that last security sweep to check on the kids in bed before joining your wife in yours shortly after? . That brief moment when you get in, lay down and look at the ceiling knowing.
What does success mean to you ?.
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That guy went all the way to Sierra Leone to find his sister's killer and the Nigerian police bungled the case. I still can't believe it.
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If you did this in Nigeria, na 5AM daybreak them go come pack all of una for that newspaper 😂😂😂.
Donald Trump & Joe Biden on the cover of New York Magazine’s Health Issue.
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Nigerian police criticising American police? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Make this year quick end abeg.
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This is why FRSC is fighting so hard to be granted the right to bear arms. You cannot oppress Nigerians if you're not armed adequately. EFCC is now doing night raids like SARS. FRSC officers will start breaking into homes at night to ask for driver's licence.
- Moment Suspected EFCC operatives broke into Singer - Skales’s home in the early hours of the night over fraud allegations.
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Politics turns us to zombies sha. You will dig borehole to supply your own water, pay vigilante to secure your hood, buy generators and inverters to supply your own electricity. Now you want to grow your own food? 😂. Politicians are grateful for people like you.
Today on GROW your Food. …New Irrigation drip installed .…Trough cleaning .…Soil replacement . Emi ti fe boooo. To be Contd.
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People that swore that IPOB was working for Obi don mute now. See full blown militia swearing allegiance to BAT but of course it's just politics.
WATCH: ‘If You Do Anyhow, You See Anyhow; We Work For President Tinubu @officialABAT, Anyone Seeking His Downfall Will Fall’ –Asari Dokubo Addresses His Militants On Parade
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I remember mistakenly opening a dating app in Naija. Never seen so many women seeking matured minds in my life. It felt like a ritual specification.
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People back home are suffering and not smiling.
Japa is not the solution people think it is. Most people abroad are suffering and smiling.
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Lmao. Africa na country true true.
Chopping on Uganda tax payers money. Like why not. money is there to blow.
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I bin think say na dementia one time but na just dullard.
The former president is legit a compound moron man.
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"DAGGER THE INTEREST, HUNT DOWN THE ANIMAL YOURSELF AND HOLD THE SUYA SELLER HOSTAGE". - INDUSTRY MACHINE.
Piggyvest need to tone down the girliness abeg. Cos I don't understand this "take from your interest and buy suya, you deserve it" notification they sent to me today.
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All of you that have been shouting justice for Gaza don quiet abi? Issokay.
112 killed, 47 injured as killer herdsmen level Plateau villages on Christmas Eve.
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"We don't need his body, we need his brain. ". No wam, Professor Xavier dey on the beat now. Brainwave go touch everybody.
I watched Peter Obi tour 3 states in a day. He was in Oyo today, plateau & benue state the next day. He knew how to manage time. He attended all interviews, held sessions to discuss pertinent issues but dolts said he didn’t convince them . Guess who managed to convince them?.
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My guy get pilot cap for house. E dey always get emergency flight when e wan pursue babe.
Men dey form say their cousin sister dey come from Ore by 6am on a Sunday morning, and you think it��s because they cannot find a nice way to tell her to leave?. Boys dey wear suit go ‘shift’ on a Saturday afternoon, meanwhile they work in a tyre factory. Lmaoo, dey play.
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The kind of rigging you will need to do to win APC is the one that by the time you're done, you have become APC.
You people may not like it, but we need to rig the next election.
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Lagospedia reporting on Abia. See magic. Expecto PatRONU 🪄.
Alex Otti did not contribute anything significantly to Aba Ring Fence Project. 2: stop misleading people. Aba Ring Fence Project was rescued by AMCON. 3: AMCON na FG’s Money. 4: Alex Otti just gave them moral support like previous Govs. 5: Abia state money no dey.
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Dey laugh them because Raydium/Jupiter never get shop.
Young people sleeping in a betting shop in Nigeria. Over 65 million Nigerians engage in betting, the highest in Africa. Nigerians spend billions of Dollars yearly on betting.
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Trump's greatest win was shining a light on the media's bias. Lord knows that before 2016, I would have never questioned anything that ever ended up on CNN.
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Customs dey supply bikes and ammunition to bandits and terrorists. 🤣🤣🤣. The country is fucking gone. Jehovah.
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I use 10+ years senior that nigga and I dey call am uncle every time even though he's begged me not to 😂.
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Twitter is a leveller 😂. That leveller is one of its best features. After a day of assistants kissing your ass and meetings with the bourgeois, one individual will step forward and remind you that you are an idiot and there's nothing you can do about it. 😂.
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My elder brother had a job paying him 300k in 2010 and him doings be like ritualist that time. Buharinomics brought needless suffering.
APC is a destroyer. At 27 and earning ~150K I could afford a car. Now you no fit try am. Too wild. Nigeria has robbed its youths of time and value. I remember shouting in 2014 on Facebook for young people not to mortgage their future with people who will not be here in 20 years.
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Lmao, una want this Obi thing to be an Igbo movement so bad. He has national support. At least the numbers from the last elections prove that.
Bianca’s appointment undercuts Peter Obi. The Obidient movement is virulent and unrelenting but there is a silent majority that still has huge respect for Madam Ojukwu.
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You dey platform Hamas while seeking loans from Western backed financial institutions. Your eyes go too peel. Walai.
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Prof Usman Yusuf is almost crying on Arise TV. He said his Somalian friends have been calling and warning him that what is happening up North is very similar to what happened before their country became a failed state. He said that the killings have gotten worse since 2015.
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I pity the first EFCC official wey go break enter that hideout.
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Babe asked, "what is wrong with us girls" and the girls responded by telling her what is wrong with men. 😁.
Boy friendships last so long, what’s wrong with us girls? 😭💔.
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Respect is good. Them no dey look am like lightweight anymore.
As he celebrates his 62nd birthday today, my family and I wish my friend, the former Governor of Anambra State and Presidential Candidate of the Labour Party, H.E. @PeterObi a happy birthday!
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The tweets you will read in 10 years because of lack of amnio acids to the brain will be something.
You think Nigerians were short before, check again in 10 years.
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Can't believe that there are southerners flirting with the idea of an El Rufai presidency. Na so suicide sweet?.
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In crypto, once founder don drop message like this, know say e don rug.
I am writing to express my sincerest apologies for the breaching terms of our contract. I am truly sorry and deeply regret the inconvenience and dissatisfaction my break in communication must have caused you all. I know that the delay in delivery and not meeting agreed.
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Again my theory about the hand holding culture prevalent among older Nigerian men stands.
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I remember Buhari's first year when he started flooding the positions with his kinsmen. When alarm was raised, the response was, "We don't care if it's Northerners from top to bottom as long as they can deliver the results needed.". I hope you're happy with the results.
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Even when the natives are offering peace, they will still be like:
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@SenatorT__ Same thing I've been telling him. It's initial gra gra. It's almost impossible to log out especially when you're emigrating in your thirties.
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Do you know the kind of battle you will fight with autocorrect before it finally gives approval for "quency quencies"? Which phone that guy dey use?.
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"Behind every successful man, there are wraps of igbeaux.". 😭
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Muslims are calling for public execution of atheists on the TL. Wonders shall never end. Tomorrow, they will run under the banner of Islamophobia to play victim.
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We can't win. The people that think like this are in the millions.
A Landlord who built his house over 30 years ago is increasing house rent because cement is expensive. We are wicked to ourselves.
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Lmaooooo. With the way terrorist groups spring up like startups, it's pretty obvious they're getting funding.
Breaking : Israeli Ambassador Accuses Iran Of Working To Destabilise Nigeria 🇳🇬
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Burna wey come Coke Studio. Them tell am to come set the next morning. E say e no be morning person. Coca Cola officials begin dey drink coke dey wait am. Whole production at a standstill for hours until e come. Still no gree start on time because e dey toast backup singer.
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500 farmers were just sluaghtered in Benue a few weeks ago. Where was your outrage?.
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You people will sing from morning to night about how men are dangerous and how you approach them cautiously. Until said random man offers you money and then suddenly it's from the goodness of his heart. Smh. Flippity- floppity. Clickity-clackity. 🙄.
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The easiest way out of this whole conundrum is to reject the money but. .
It’s sad that I have to reiterate it. But collecting money ‘for Uber’ from a man doesn’t mean consent.
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Una go copy all the -isms from abroad except romance without ridiculous finance.
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Verily verily I say unto you that the wheel will fall off the contraption when it is time to rotate to the SE.
Rotational Presidency codified into our constitution will help with the tribalism challenge. However, it will never get passed so that's that.
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They can't bill it.
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Tomorrow, una go dey ask why Nigerian citizens hate the military. What the fuck is this?.
Nigeria soldiers too brazy!. Person buy 2bags of water go give army for checkpoint as per (una de try),dem tell the man make he drink bags of water for there😂😭.
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Because wetin road safety need guns for? . A more sensible solution would be digitizing their processes so that even if a confrontation with a driver gets hostile, using the vehicle plates, the person can be tracked down. But no, na gun them want. Can't fool me.
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@Sir_Fin We are more westernized than their generation was and so that sexual connotation that a good chunk of the West subtly ascribes to it has seeped into our consciousness.
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Let's get to the abandon stage already.
Lagos-Calabar highway: FG reroutes mega projects, slashes lanes from 10 to 6, to save cost. Billions of Naira otilo fa fa
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Naira don dey get gas fee.
My delivery guy just spent 900 to withdraw 5k. My cleaner spent 1400 to withdraw 6k on Saturday.
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You guys, I promise, dating apps work differently in other countries 😭.
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Not like you no know wetin you dey do sha.
Seeking for investors abroad is a waste of time, Peter Obi tells FG -
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My intro tech teacher was a sickler. Got beaten up by security officials when OBJ was visiting PH and he mistakenly wandered into a "secured" area. He died a few days after.
In Nigeria, if he had managed to get this close to the Presidential motorcade, he would have been shot.
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All this posturing by Lagos APC as if they won't still release thugs on election day. .
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You are more upset at Obidients than the actual people in power who wrecked the last nine years of your life and gloat about it. Tells me all I need to know.
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You are mocking a man for going to Egypt to verify how they were able to double their energy capacity in 2 and a half years? Same people wey dey cry about PHCN? . You can already tell what the man wants to prioritise but you see suffer? It doth not tireth.
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People that say they can't build with men are upset that said men are building in solitude?.
Ask a Man in his early 30s why he's not married. He will tell you about his plans for the wife and family and how he's not yet there. But Twitter women think that men don't plan for their future wives and children while single.
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"Twitter is a private company. If you don't like it you can leave." . We read multiple variations of this when Trump's account was suspended. E sweet to talk when Jack was in charge. Today, needle has shifted from left to right and na tears every where.
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"The South West is not silent, we saw it in EndSARS , the South South is also not quiet. Our leaders should not take the silence of the North for granted. I don't care about the service chiefs, I didn't vote for them. I voted for Muhammadu Buhari.".
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The only thing I feel FTX did wrong was not include Tacha. She's the bridge between both worlds. She would have been perfect. Oh, well.
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I remember when 1bn was 10m dollars, lmfaooo. 😭😭😭. My children no go believe this gist.
N1 billion is $603k. Congrats to all involved.
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Professional porn companies were strict about regular testing but with the explosion of OF content, everybody is basically their own boss. Good luck to every one involved. It will be a miracle if rappers and athletes that dabble in this pool don't catch it as well.
dat guccithirdleg nigga got every single one of them hoes on film too that whole lil industry burning lmfao.
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My mum and grandma are sharing Dr Aproko's videos. I'd rather see that on their WhatsApp statuses than disinformation. Good job @aproko_doctor 🙏🏾.
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I wish my dad can lose and come home with $20m.
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Anyway, I can never make the mistake of putting all my wealth in my mother's name sha because na pastors go chop am 😭.
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This brand of politics is supposed to deliver a trillion dollar economy. Okay.
NEWS FLASH. Members of the Nigerian Governors Forum pay homage to President Bola Tinubu at his Lagos residence.
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You're asking why people can't afford million dollar apartments when the population has grown significantly poorer in the last decade?.
17 years after, why is Eko Atlantic city still empty.
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"His money is our money and her money is her money.". She's trying to gaslight him by saying that she assumed his parents did the same but in the same vein saying he's been totally transparent about his finances. She's probably hiding more money.
Two questions. What would you do if you are the man?.And what would you do if you are the woman?
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BTW, it seems like the Northerners are begging for community policing because the security apparatus is stretched thin. He said that if the killings happening in the North, happened down South even Trump Will speak about it. Said there's been a media blackout for 5 years.
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Just talk true. Una bin dey hope on rigging. A deeply unpopular candidate became bread and butter overnight and everybody decided to play along.
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6 of his friends have been kidnapped and the bandits are asking for 60m. He said he doesn't understand how their people are getting killed while in IDP camps they are praying for Buhari daily. He said even in Katsina, almost a third of the state has been ceded to bandits.
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You know, I've always thought this account was a black person. 😭.
thank you for all of your thoughts and prayers, nigga. We unfortunately made a full recovery. Please don't stab me again!
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Ever since Governor Adeleke see that debt wey the previous governor leave he don stop to dance.
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I remember when they were asking what GRV's qualifications were to hand over a billion dollar economy to him. We await the remix in 2027.
Seyi Tinubu’s campaign team releases biopic ahead of 2027 elections.
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Na Bernie Sanders and his band of kukere socialists push am go 1 billion when they realized they were all millionaires.
Why is a billion the benchmark? What makes a billion unethical that somehow doesn’t apply to 900m or even 500m? Why is it the magic number? . What special exploitation is happening at 1 billion that somehow isn’t happening at 50m?.
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Nah, you need to go on YouTube and watch the whole thing. Not only did he build a 100 wells, he supplied some schools with computers, projectors, bicycles for all the students. He even built a bridge for one village. Easily invested over a $1m pulling all of this off.
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The gag is that when Nigerian women jam men that men that are willing to do 50% of the house chores, the next rabbit that comes out of their hat is, "I'm not doing 50-50 when I'm the one that gets to carry a baby for 9 months.". Last card, check up.
What Nigerian men want is for you to do 50/50 with them financially and still be responsible for 90% of the chores at home. They go and buy fuel to turn on the Gen & say they contribute to household chores. Please now.
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"Different tings dem happening,.Schemes and packaging,.Inna one night, four shows I'm juggling"
3:03 AM: Burna boy came out to say he’s been here since 9 but they couldn’t set up cause “many things were happening”.
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Notice how biden is in boxers and Trump is in "payint." . No days off for the media 🤣🤣🤣.
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This one can't be explained away. Asari was giving speeches in the villa a few days ago. Oh well, carry on.
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