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Big Kayak Guy. Ford Truck Month consumer. Sometimes golfer. Curator of Good Patio Vibes™️. Big Arms SZN Director. 5” shorts gang. Carpentry Dabbler.
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@SuperBunnyBun
@sabri44220662
Hey I’m actually a griffon vulture expert and this is a mating tactic he’s doing that because he likes the photographers vibes
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@Fifty_ShadesOfD
@sillibilli420
@SlangeVarDave
It was actually normal and customary in all human history up until the last 30 years to know there was an inheritance coming and to spend the time before proving yourself capable of receiving and stewarding the inheritance
It’s just you selfish boomer pricks that changed that
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@beardsupr3me
@Return0fthePhig
@Dianexis
Hey I just talked to Jesus and He said He hates your milquetoast fence sitting theism way more than that guy’s racism
Sry :((
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@MarmotRespecter
@King_Otter2
I wish I could experience the pure, unfiltered happiness that guy experiences when he lights a menthol
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@MarmotRespecter
“You don’t see office affairs these days. No one’s dipping the pen in the company ink anymore”
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@captain_pinchy
@TheDanPeters
Counterpoint:
Glad to know you’re prepared to lose yours over it
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@sophia_jpeg
“Every fiber of his being.” Relax. Robert Francis wouldn’t have changed your life any more than Cruz will. Your day to day literally will not change
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@captain_pinchy
@TheDanPeters
“actually have the balls”
Don’t touch my vehicle I’m actually armed
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@triiggere
@cherrylimezz
@gracecamille_
Yes very disappointing the guy who didn’t realize horny was not a perpetual state of being isn’t expertly informed on the arbitrary labels of attraction truly sad to see
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@saul_niggaman
@persecutedsgin
@gatorrespectr
Had to wait to hear back from the FBI that it wasn’t one of their own
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@LeDuffsCadillac
@barstoolsports
Feel bad for yourself for this cheap-ass ratio you ‘bout to get
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@Ejmiller25
@imillhiser
Anyone who advocates increased taxes as punishment deserves a one-way helicopter tour
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@EuropaAdAstra
Me reading about Europoors perishing by the masses every summer because they still can’t afford air conditioning
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@TolveProduction
@headasstastic
@JosephRooks
@imbobswaget
Dude just say you’re too lazy to manage your time better. Would’ve saved you the ratio.
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@HOWDYBlTCH
@WentzworthI
I’m good, unlike you I don’t get debilitating social anxiety every time I might encounter a stranger.
Maybe it’d be easier for you if we picked Walmart during their sensory hours so you don’t have to mix up your usual tranquillizing amount of SSRIs?
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@CaVisiGoth
@Howlingmutant0
**not a foot guy**
**tries to get some free premium feet**
The jig is up buddy!
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One B**mer trend I’ll never understand is shitting on kids for wanting the coolest stuff. They’re all like “I remember being happy with a Monopoly set at Christmas I didn’t need an iPhone”
No shit, MF’er. Y’all barely knew the moon existed of course board games were enough.
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@dodicidigiugno
@TheSoleWitness
@GundamIsHere
Impact the world enough to incentivize me to. Until then, you can learn the world’s language
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@turnip_tops
@PEWilliams_
“Did you hear me I said I think the billionaires deserved it hey the billionaires are bad did you hear what I said I said I’m happy the billionaires are down there I think it’s good when billionaires suffer are you listening I’m telling you I don’t like billionaires”
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@benshapiro
Hey buddy, I couldn’t figure out exactly where you are in Cali, so here’s a link to every base in the state. I’m sure they’ll sign you on if you just walk up and say please.
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@GermanZoomer
@MarmotRespecter
Maybe he should spend less time learning to code and more time learning how to speak to humans so he can market his own genius.
Without the sales guy he’s just a freak with an idea.
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@HOWDYBlTCH
@WentzworthI
That’s okay we can go to one of the shitlib freak dives I’m sure you’re intimately familiar with them
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@sophia_jpeg
No my understanding of government structure and operation is showing. Despite your fear mongering and paranoia neither TX nor the US is an autocracy and thus no one elected official is capable of changing your day to day life. Nice straw man fallacy tho.
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@TZSA_
Go to school and follow the rules and the world will open itself to you mentality has done irreparable damage to 3 generations now
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@GermanZoomer
@MarmotRespecter
“Work hard and create something yourself? What nonsense”
Skill issue. That parasitic mindset is precisely why you’ll never make as much as the salesman.
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@hoppin_john_
@pissboymcgee
Lack of mismatched dumbbells makes me unsure if this is the place for me
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Hey,
@DCheverere
I called your name but I guess you were busy anyways have a good weekend bro!
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@madisonedwords
Let's not pretend you're not just shouting this bullshit to your 74 followers because youre still not done rebelling against mommy and daddy
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@HOWDYBlTCH
“Freudian slip”
Learn definitions before you try to use them in public
It’s hilarious that to y’all dangerously impulsive sex addiction is haute society if practiced by your preferred caste and the most damning insult against anyone who isn’t militantly leftist
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@HOWDYBlTCH
You don’t really care so much that you’ve been doing it for an hour
You really don’t care. So true
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@kiaspeaks
@Gandyfire13
@BaileeBlunt_
Did you? Because according to the headline all you did was try to correlate two unrelated stories to create a narrative of race.
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That broke Scotty’s brain
Scottie Scheffler is questioning his entire swing after this conversation with Tiger
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@triiggere
@cherrylimezz
@gracecamille_
It’s really not hard to not be mentally unstable and debilitatingly online you should try it maybe it’ll help you not overreact to tweets from strangers
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@KoroGunso8
@NickRigas2
@im_dodgin_it
@sophia_jpeg
Our government is based on the allocation of finite resources. When one group lobbies for their advantage they are by definition lobbying for others to possess less.
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@HOWDYBlTCH
Why are coomerism and homosexuality the height of failure to you? Is it because after decades of trying to quit you still can’t reconcile your own vices and degeneracy?
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From now on when you hear “all hat and no cattle” this is the exact image I want you to picture because this is to the last thread what that phrase means
Turdstock is about to kickoff - they’ll be lots of pics. Took my first and last selfie here. lol. Dressing country because it’s Nashville and John freaking Rich … say hi to me.
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