Kellen ☀️
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California Supremacist // Grappler // I build outbound sales motions for b2b companies
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California -> South Carolina -> Back…
A photo adventure thread
I drive across the country starting either tomorrow or the next day with my wife and son and we have no map no plan nothing booked I haven’t packed
Not worried about it - will figure it out
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If you ate 5 meals of 5 in n out meat Patties every day for a month you’d avoid all seed oils, get 250g protein daily, 2500 cals, and it would only cost $750 total for all your month’s calories
Just saying
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Seed oil infused cookware to ensure you get your daily dose no matter how hard you try to avoid it
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This is the funniest man in fitness
Has everyone believing him - openly trolls nfl dudes making them do humiliation rituals so he can sell PDFs
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If you’ve lived on western air before you can never go to the south and feel normal it’s true I’m sorry
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@JoshuaLisec
I remember this thread; it was unreal
Not a person in there had something bad to say
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Normies worship the idea of the rich guy driving a not nice car
Nothing amazes them and gains respect like a millionaire / billionaire in a regular car for them
Any measurement of wealth is anchored to how shitty of a car a rich guy drives ignoring everything else about them as
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1 cup self rising flour
1 cup Greek yogurt
30ish min @ 400
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20 meat Patties from in n out is
- only $20
- 200g protein
- 2000 kcals
- no seed oils
Eat that daily for a year and no way you’ll lose
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@ianweiner90
I’m assuming sign on bonus tbh but who knows
Also bd manager comp plans can be like 100k base 135k ote
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For any European who hasn’t been to America this is a small croissant with an extra small coffee being consumed by a soft 5
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Posting health advice on Twitter
Remember when you were a kid and there were those other kids who would always just lie for no reason? I wonder where they are now
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A friend in a third world country w awful tinnitus had surgery today and can hear clearly for the first time in years
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I’ve been with my wife for 15 years straight today (5 married)
I’m not 30 yet
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@SilliBilli421
Told me it’s a civil matter, told me call my insurance, and let them drive off
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Gonna make a million dollars and a second baby this year
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I know a 34 year old guy who goes to “young professionals” mixers at the local chamber of commerce 😭
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I’ve been to 18 different states over the last 3 weeks none of them were ugly, people were nice in all of them, America is the greatest planet in the solar system
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Broke: judging grocery store by prices
Mid: judging grocery stores by the sources and looks of the food
Bespoke: judging grocery stores by the hotness of the moms shopping there (factoring in skin, musculature, gait, etc)
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We need fear of saying things like this to jump 500-800% in my view
We need to see pain in these people’s eyes
Remind them life is fragile; for both parties…
Property developer and CEO Tim Gurner: "We need to see unemployment rise. Unemployment has to jump 40, 50 percent in my view. We need to see pain in the economy. We need to remind people that they work for the employer, not the other way around."
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I’m going to drink more this year to counter signal the sobriety class
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My wife mixed dates and peanut butter then coated in chocolate and it is exactly like a Reese’s egg
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When I told people I’m driving cross country w my (as of the day we left) 2 year old, we got a lot of weird negative reactions
Doubly so when we told them he doesn’t get screens or electronics lol
The result?
Angelically singing + tapping along to Zach Bryan, yelling out
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Gm - I’ve meticulously blocked every single ugly person on this platform
Which means if you’re seeing this you made the cut; enjoy your morning with this in mind
Congrats friend
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Gm to everyone who isn’t too ugly
Luckily if you see this tweet that’s you, since I blocked every single ugly person on this app over the last few years
Happy Friday you good lookin son of a gun
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I blocked every single ugly person on this app - congrats if you’re seeing this
Have a fun Friday night knowing you’re not an uggo 😎
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Went to a memorial service today real close to home for a man I respect and loved deeply
His daughter is my wife’s best friend
I asked her out on his front lawn, and married her at their grandparents weekend home
Today A church filled with family friends employees coworkers
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Taleb blocked me a while ago but sheesh this is low for such an accomplished writer what happened ?
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Once we clean up the streets, kick out anyone who doesn’t belong, and set the weather machine to white boy summer forever this is what it will be like every day again
Friendly reminder this happened in Berkeley not Birmingham.
The past is a different country
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@PaulSkallas
Their fascia just doesn’t have the same trauma engrained in it - they can move too freely
The working man is riddled with knots, tension and stiffness that their gait must work around
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You wake up and do the huberman swish and swallow
I wake up and do sol brah’s full body stretch
We are not the same
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@DlightfulMutant
Yeah we’re covered just annoying dealing with it all on behalf of someone who shouldn’t be here
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I’m not a tax expert so take this with a grain of salt/not as advice
But I’m simply paying all of my profit to myself each month so the business has no profit to be taxed on
But since I’m a business owner I don’t file w2 and don’t get taxed that way
So I pay 0 tax -pure profit
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@drainpipe_
I’m a millennial who owns a house in the Bay Area , married w kids, own my own business
Btfo boomtard
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@SStricklandMMA
@YungPilled
I light them on fire here in the Bay Area as an alternative to costlier fuel sources
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Unfortunately some mutuals would add a bucket of water to this
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Me celebrating a good “gm” with my mutuals after blocking everyone with spiritual or physical ugliness
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I have no respect for a good deal
Anything worth buying is worth overpaying for
Bargains are for the soulless
Show me the man willing to pay $10,000 for a Diet Coke and I’ll show you a man who knows what life’s about
Saving money on something essential in life?
You’re asking
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I was worried I wasn’t drinking enough each day so I switched from bang energy drinks for breakfast to red wine
1 cup & now off to the gym to deadlift mog senior citizens
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I woke up in such a blissful mood
If you aren’t familiar - I have meticulously, by hand, blocked every single ugly person on this app
So if you see this, congrats - you made the cut
Gm to you my friend, revel in the beauty you exude, you deserve it
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Soupoids would add a bucket of water and call it delicious
If you put even 2 oz of liquid in this bowl i would destroy you
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Saturdays are for training next generation super soldiers
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@satfatbro
Yes too much red meat and dairy also I bet he lifted too much that’s why he got bulky like that
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Driving a modest car is camouflage
You can have a 100k watch, nice clothes, a driver, a private jet, etc but as long as it’s a f150 or Corolla or something you’ll be heralded as a high ethics rich guy
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California is 100x better than I’ve explained
Now that I’ve seen “summer” elsewhere, just LOL
Gonna go home and pay some extra property taxes like I’m pouring a 40 out to a dead homie
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Can’t believe there’s a right wing bodybuilder side of LinkedIn
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I turned down a million+ dollar stock grant & the highest wage I’ve ever been offered by more than 2x from the
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company I’d be intrigued to work at last month to keep running my little cold email business
God’s plan 😎
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Most Texans melt plastic wrap over the outside of their brisket to help the seasonings stick and to get some extra pufa which they prefer for taste
This image is before going into the bbq - I wish I was joking
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I’m unstoppable because I need nothing to be happy and therefore can face life with the truth that I cannot lose
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FACT: not a single person I’ve met off this site has been a loser
Genuinely have had nothing but ultra pleasant, life enriching experiences every time
2am road trip stops, 8 hour detours, extended stays, tight timelines, and public gatherings…
Do them all - every single time
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I got a job once by walking into a gym, asking who runs it, telling them I’m the best salesman who’d walked into their gym before, he pulled his phone out and said “cool - sell me this”
I naturally controlled the frame, established need, tried to take away the sell, closed the
i hate to admit it but i got my first real adult job by walking in to the managers office and shaking his hand
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My dad taught me that taste in things like sound quality is an ignorance is bliss type thing
The person who enjoys the shitty speakers is winning more than the person who notices the poor quality
If you develop taste you’re doomed to pursue it & it’s gonna cost you a ton
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Two jobs to make the same amount of money sucks
Have time have money is best
Have time no money second best
No time have (some) money only good for getting up to the top tier, but ruins the middle one
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That’s not even the state of texas overlaid it’s just this pool
America is fucking huge
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The worlds most overhyped band, the Beatles
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Someone asked me “is this your main thing or a side gig?” Today on a call
I responded:
My one year old son is fed and my California mortgage is paid doing this
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Find a pretty woman, marry her, and create a few smaller versions of yourselves
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