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Ian Weiner, CFP®

@ianweiner90

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Wine Enthusiast turned Financial Planner, or Financial Planner turned 🍷 Enthusiast? Tweets ≠ Advice (I’m a Planner, not YOUR Planner)

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Ian Weiner, CFP®
3 years
I spend a lot of time being thoughtful about financial planning, tax optimization via charitable strategies & making financial planning simple. I believe the 💵 world has too many hot takes and not enough thoughtfulness. This "thread of threads" catalogues my developing ideas.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
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@bhallcpa Gonna have to fine the beer vendor, increase beer taxes (on both vendor and customers) and provide subsidized beer for $30
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
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@TheDrugMoney That’s insanely low. Are you sure you aren’t providing the booze?
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
How is Dave not the official guy for Planet Fitness? I want to crowdfund Dave’s gym, inspiring and positive - what more do you want?
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Dave Danna
1 year
I said I'd put myself out there & do interviews. Still not super comfortable doing them over 300lbs 🤷‍♂️ I'll keep doing them & hopefully get better! Thank you @Schwarzenegger for the motivation (still crazy) & @FoxNews for reaching out! I'm happy to interview when invited 🙏
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
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If you know what’s happening here… It’s probably time to start doing some financial planning.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
4 months
@BLUECOW009 @dieworkwear That fit is sick what are you thinking?
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
8 months
The ROI on my $62,439 investment annually is literally infinite. 🤷‍♂️
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 months
Sometimes I feel positive. Then I see these takes 🙄
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
4 months
@Blake_Allen13 Oh it’s over. FBI is just there to look good
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
@JoshMcKain This thread made me want to eat a dozen eggs with my morning Ribeye, thank you! 🥂
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
6 months
@zachmelloh26 I’d spend the entire time explaining compound interest until they really get it. If you had a few minutes left over - explain Roth
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
This is my new LinkedIn strategy
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
It's important to understand how your taxes work. Here's a basic illustration that includes wine. Look, I get it, wine is a good thing, but too much can be a problem. We're looking for balance here.
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
11 months
This platform is unmatched
@Schwarzenegger
Arnold
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One of the hardest working members of our village is getting married! Congratulations @DaveEDanna ! Thank you for inspiring all of us! #ArnoldsPumpClub
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
Odds are good that there was a time in your life that you wanted everything you have now. Are you enjoying it?
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
7 months
@dieworkwear He also knows how to dress up the shorts. Legend
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
@olsonplanner Who are these jokers writing these articles lately ?!
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
5 months
@AndyHVandenBerg If I can get my buddy to give you his smoked duck risotto you’ll spend the whole night in the kitchen but it won’t matter because you’ll have friends for life
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
5 months
@MikeBotkin_ We have tickets for New Orleans. Ask my wife what she’d be willing to part with them for, out of curiosity. 60k / ea “Making the memory is more important than the money for me” Which I respect. Also, DM for offers
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
7 months
@Kellen_the_man 35k/ mo right?
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
3 months
What till she discovers inflation 😅
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
@EM_RESUS I’ve heard when a farmer comes in on his own, it’s too late
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
@maxpashman That person is going to hang with me through the tough times
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
5 months
@dieworkwear The longer I look at it the more mad I get
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
6 months
@housleyd Looks balanced and thoughtful to me Dave
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
11 months
Ok how do we stop this Guy? How many absolutely ignorant takes do you get?
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
@LoganARobison Now get on a payment plan and watch how fast they call for a reduced payoff
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
@NolanAnalyst Not sure if accurate 😅
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
3 months
@Parkerlawyer Billecart Salmon Rose?
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
6 years
@Joel7Richardson @DCampoamor At least we’ve admitted that there is a heartbeat and now we’re being honest that it’s a competition. #falsedichotomy
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
8 months
@Joel7Richardson Thank you for your candor. It is absolutely fascinating to me that no one sees the irony in David not being allowed to build the temple because of his attempts to hide his sin.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
@conzmoleman @OkButStill This is the epitome of novice / professional
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
@BullandBaird I’ll tell you exactly what happened as soon as it’s over.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Have you ever pondered what you would do with lottery winnings? After tax let's say its 400M. What would you do? (I'm curious to hear your responses) The ugly truth? What you'd really do, is exactly what you do now, only magnified. Money doesn't change, it reveals.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
@neontaster Had a customer at a job I worked at in my late teens. John J. Schmidt I told my coworkers that it was my name too, no laughs. Shameful.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Y’all…
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
11 months
Do we have to talk about the 401k match thing again? Let’s phrase it a different way: You get a 100% “dividend” 🤪
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
Try to imagine a better shirt. You can’t. This is my fathers day gift, just arrived
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Turned the corner to see my daughter, 3, playing. “Do you know that I love you?” I said to her. She waves, and replies “Go away please!” 🙃
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
10 months
@MarkTMeredith That’s some diversification Wait, no it isn’t!
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
9 months
@laurenbalik Makita has always treated me well
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
I just want you to imagine having this much raw power
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
Just found out my very sweet, kind 3rd grader was bullied by a SUBSTITUTE teacher today in front of the class So much that other kids parents are calling me/ my wife. He’s at running club, so I haven’t even heard from him. If you’re me, how are you responding?
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
My wife’s latest mural. Fun and whimsical playroom. Took her about 8 hours, blows my mind
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
What are your favorite Small Talk Killers? Going to this event tonight with my wife, and I’m ready to use your very best lines
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
@BBCBristol Excellent mustaches
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
Real estate is easy and lucrative!
Shot, chaser
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
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Make the bar much higher for financial advice, please. I’m really stugeling with it
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
@SMB_Attorney I ended up with the $300 watch
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
7 months
@WomnOfValor The princess bride has everything. Who is this loser
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
8 months
Wow humbled to be part of that list. Classy
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Unpopular opinion: Teaching "Financial Literacy" in schools won't change behaviors Doing > Knowing
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Only the real ones know
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
7 months
My wife’s uniform vs my uniform 😅
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Here’s the finished version of my wife’s latest Mural. A fun, whimsical and energetic wall in the hallway of a women’s shelter here in town.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
The Massive Money Move to supercharge your Roth that your old advisor forgot to tell you about... (Or doesn't know about) I'll do a few of these. Today, it's how to get a tax deduction & grow your money in a Roth. 👀
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
@realEstateTrent Thanks Trent, was great to catch up!
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
@bradcarldavis Cold showers, get up at 4am, meditate, only eat Forget it, I can’t even write a sentence of that B.S. You’ll wake up from sleep deprivation soon and feel it was all worth it. If I could do it over again (not that you care) I’d change all the diapers. Easy, impactful.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
I’m sure I’ll be hauled out of town for this take, here it goes. If you’ve got $100/mo to invest, I’d rather you had adequate Life Insurance than a Roth contribution. This applies to almost everyone. Am I wrong? 👇
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
7 months
@blaiseforet I promise that nothing is ever deleted. If/when this becomes a RICO case, they will get everything.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
It’s life insurance awareness month. I’m going to post obnoxiously about what you need to know. Todays message: Get Disability Insurance (own your own policy - benefits tax free if you pay) You need Own Occupation. It’s 3-4x more likely to be useful than Life Insurance.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
3 years
I just really need y’all to understand what we’re dealing with here… she insisted on the Patent Leather Parade boots, naturally.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
5 months
Look I’m sorry for the hair but I’m just telling you that I learned my lesson
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
@nikitabier I don’t know I think the hair comeback is strong
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
3 years
@MBAvaluehound Awful, send it my way, I’ll handle it.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
New Bio, AMA
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
Honestly, this is why I do this.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
10 months
Advisors: We offer charitable planning! Also advisors in the Facebook group:
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
7 months
@dieworkwear Is there any effort to revitalize this business? Apprenticeship model I’m sure? Don’t want to lose this art form.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
According to Sam’s this is choice, $5 off a package. 🫡
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 months
@dieworkwear Lot of closeted people seem like they’re telling on themselves… 🤷‍♂️
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
3 years
@BryanGreenbaum @GuyDealership Have a 2001 Sienna crushing it with 162k. I shouldn’t be as proud as I am.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
I’m in so much trouble
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
dating tip If you’re just starting to see someone, cook a meal together. Do so with the sole intention of asking “Is this enough garlic?” After only putting a small amount in. If they say yes, leave immediately.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
@realEstateTrent Sounds like this hasn’t graced your hallways yet
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Going camping tomorrow with the kids 3,7,9. What are your go to camping meals / must bring items? I already have a variety of Gransfors Bruks axes.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
4 months
This is the great blunder of money.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
8 months
Back at it…
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
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@DaveEDanna It’s almost like you can invest and not overspend and have a great life… Well, at least he’s not trying to sell a course or something. Oh wait
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
At a kids birthday party Everyone always talks about the subdivision they live in. Does this only bother me? I just didn’t grow up talking about that or hearing that, feels like such an attempt to establish social hierarchy
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Friday Night is 🍕 Here’s mine
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
6 months
@nickgraynews Wait, one needs to eat ONLY 300 bowls of ramen a year to get an expert? 🤔
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Millennials, want to know how to get ahead? Making avocado toast at home for a year has saved me $12.38, at this rate, when adjusted for inflation, I’ll be able to retire at 93 for three weeks. Follow me for more financial planning brilliance
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
@GuyDealership As long as there is a Jackwagon willing to pay 90k over for a Corvette… that’s the market
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Quietly launched our Simply One Page plan today. 1 meeting. 1 page plan. Clarify your Statement of Financial Purpose (why any financial decision matters to you). Refine your next 3 goals. Define what’s next NOW. Complimentary financial health monitoring w/ Elements(r)
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
11 months
Guys. Please don’t argue about numbers with me unless you have one of these, Thanks.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
9 months
Someone asked about enjoyable value wines under $50. So I’m going to make some quick videos with wines I like.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
Had a really hard conversation with a client today. I helped him retire a few years ago. Hadn’t spoken to him in a few months, and sent him a note about a transaction we were completing. My communication was too short, and he was confused, so gave me a call.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
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Am I really going to buy these loafers from @BaudoinLange and @litcapital Uhh… yeah duh.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
What are the best purchases you’ve made for under $1000? I’m wanting the biggest impact to quality of life here. Intentionally vague 🤷‍♂️
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
20 days
@DadInvest Doesn’t everyone do that?
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
3 years
Working on my self talk, and it's caused me to be more mindful of the way I encourage my kids. At the park yesterday with 2.5 y/o 💅 who is precocious, objectively, and I couldn't help but notice the phrases other dad's used. "you're not coordinated enough to do that yet..."
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
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@HighyieldHarry I didn’t even begin to question this
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
My philosophy about dealing with blackmail is to get the potential scandal over as soon as possible.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
6 years
@smotus I’m sorry but this isn’t even close. I’m sure if you’d actually read the JCPOA you’d know. I have no adoration for trump or his cronies, but let’s at least be fair with the facts.
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@ianweiner90
Ian Weiner, CFP®
2 years
Do you think you'll regret spending just a bit more time with friends / family? Or more time grinding?
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
7 months
Just left a meeting that I’m still trying to process. One of those moments that changes the course of your life. 🥹😳
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
1 year
I don’t like dealing with bad news, who does? Being trusted with deep things, financial and otherwise is a privilege. That’s why I’m in this business, to be able to make tangible impact in many ways in someone’s life is powerful, at least to me.
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Ian Weiner, CFP®
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@SpiritofPines It’s 25% to import? Let’s do a few 😅
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