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Hypnotist | Gentlemanly Scoundrel | Bringing up my fellow Gents

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@KomanderXander
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5 years
Gents, ready to take your bedroom life to the next level? Take my advice and get the following items: Color changing led light bulbs Use the remote to change the color to red Romantic and ethereal but you can still see everything
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@KomanderXander
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@Libantaju Didn't the Palestinians let the Jews in like this at the beginning of the last century? How did that work out for them?
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@KomanderXander
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“He terrified me” “He got me pregnant” Don’t listen to women when they say they want a nice guy
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Mikhaila Peterson had a baby with a pro-Stalin swordsman who believes he has a demon named Igor living inside him.
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@KomanderXander
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Most women have zero empathy for the male experience The see men as tools to get the things they want in life
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@KomanderXander
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@da_underlord “He terrified me” “He got me pregnant”
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@KomanderXander
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Married men: If your wife isn't having sex with you as much as you like, just hire a secretary at work who looks like this and make sure your wife meets her
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🇺🇸King David🇺🇸 🇮🇱
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Appropriate work attire?
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@KomanderXander
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When a woman finds a guy she thinks is relationship material, she will withhold sex and make him wait She doesn't want him to think she's easy And she uses sex as a way to lock him down But she gives it up immediately to the bad boys who aren't relationship material
Oh LORDY
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@KomanderXander
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@guideforlovers “I’m more modern”
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@KomanderXander
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3 years
I just got back from a nice lunch date with a girl in Kiev who tried to scam me No regrets. Kinda fun. Not looking for a repeat though I met Dasha on tinder… (Cont)
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@KomanderXander
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3 years
Girl: I want a marriage like my grandparents’. They’ve been together 60 years and still in love! 😍 Can you cook like grandma? Girl: No… How many dicks did grandma take before grandad’s Girl: 😡😡
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@KomanderXander
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Women are both childish and vicious when they really want something Imagine how she would act in a divorce
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@KomanderXander
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@MrAndyNgo That video will put him away for a while
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@KomanderXander
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This is *exactly* how women think They think the man who is in great physical shape and has a successful career or business doesn’t work at it Because the man doesn’t talk/complain about his workout or work problems Women think guys are just handed their successes
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@KomanderXander
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@RBReich Now do the jewish percentage
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@KomanderXander
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Lauren Southern has gone bananas
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@KomanderXander
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I knew a girl who used to hook up with a pro baseball player He would leave a few hundred on her nightstand when he was done It made sure she never thought of herself as a girlfriend
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“Bad” Billy Pratt
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🚨🚨CHAD MOVE🚨🚨
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@KomanderXander
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American women with masters degrees can’t do what Chinese kindergartners can
@buckadeath
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We are so cooked as a civilization
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@KomanderXander
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@hollowearthterf Why would a man marry a 35-year-old woman if he knew he wanted two or three children?
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@KomanderXander
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@9mm_smg Have you tried counseling him as a man? He is making bad choices and needs a true friend to tell that to him and guide him in a better direction
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@KomanderXander
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@HouseGOP What about Americans? Not so much, right?
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@AOCummies “he keeps humping the air, and I can tell he’s looking for your leg”
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@KomanderXander
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Women will keep friend zoned guys around for the attention, validation and free stuff, but get upset when another woman shows interest in him It's in womens' nature to extract value from men. For a woman to lose a good friend zoned provider is like having an oil well run dry
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non aesthetic things
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Freed that man from deep in the friend zone
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@KomanderXander
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Girl: I'm an attorney. High earner. 80 hr work weeks. I expect the finest Guys: 🤮 Girl: I'm a waitress. Love my customers. Cooking and sewing Guys: 😍
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@KomanderXander
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@hollowearthterf “Easily” 😂
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@KomanderXander
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@FrenchOG3 Fastest way to get a girl to accuse you of being gay
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@KomanderXander
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3 years
This is what happens when I try to date women in their 30’s. This women is 38 still attractive looking. But her attitude is negative and entitled. I can tell why she’s single. And, no, I won’t be texting or trying to meet her
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@KomanderXander
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Men and women have the same avg IQ, but the social psychology between the two is the big differentiator Men organize into competency hierarchies Women organize into amorphous groups that prioritize consensus and recognition of emotional states Thread 👇👇👇
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@KomanderXander
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A 19 year old girl from tinder just sent this to me Some people don’t realize just how much some young girls fuck around
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@KomanderXander
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98% of American women will fuck a guy on a first date but would never cook a meal for a guy on a first date Also American women: Why do guys only care about sex?? Because you don’t have anything else to offer guys
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@KomanderXander
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What are the odds for the average women in this group that if they got invited to a party with the top football players at their University that would be down to have a train of 10 plus guys run on them? If you think it's below 50% you are naive
@chaseaustiinn
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“Why don’t men want western women?”
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@KomanderXander
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Personally, I really liked the reciprocity angle she used of giving (or offering) me the shirt Reciprocity angles work when you receive something you feel obligated to give something The clothing for clothing reciprocity angle is tight
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@KomanderXander
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4 years
How older women look at me when I’m out with women younger and prettier than them
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@KomanderXander
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Please wear this in Saudi Arabia. Pleasassse...
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@KomanderXander
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4 years
Girls are extremely sexual and wild They just want things to be discrete So don't be a Saint. But DO be a Gentleman
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@KomanderXander
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3 years
Honestly best bio I’ve seen in a while
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@KomanderXander
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No regrets. Got some good conversation at lunch, a girl to model sexy clothes fir me and a chocolate. And most interesting got to see a scam in action Not really what I’m looking for, so I’ll have to screen harder
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@KomanderXander
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How is it not clear to so many people that "racism" is mostly just weaponized subjugation of White people in a power play
@UltraDane
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Possibly the least racist person in the world (the white lady) has to explain to the most racist person in the world (the brown lady) why she's not racist 🤪
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@KomanderXander
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Often times a guy needs to sleep with a lot of women To realize that every woman has a vagina and it’s not that special And that he is the one that really has something to offer
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@KomanderXander
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She trains her man to treat her the way she wants to be treated. But does it in a way that is adorable and where he comes out winning More women should do this American women often yell or insult to try to get their way. Even when it works it destorys the realtionship
@TheFigen_
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She teaches how to be a gentleman, using humor without getting angry. 😂
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@KomanderXander
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Women: Go up to your man and give him a warm hug and say: "I really appreciate everything you do for me. It makes me feel safe and cared for" Then pay attention to what happens next
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@KomanderXander
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Many such cases
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@KomanderXander
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If he gained 20 lbs of muscle and started flirting with other girls, his wife would cook for him
@JoshLekach
🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴
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How is this even remotely controversial? It seems that aspects of life that were universally accepted and unquestioned for millennia are now not only considered abnormal but also viewed as obscene. His demeanor is of a battered, defeated man, worn by modernity, yearning for a
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@KomanderXander
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"Call the police to break up with a guy" 😂😂 What a drama Queen
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@ItIsHoeMath The risks doubles but it's like from 0.25% to 0.50% Women love to mention it though
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@KomanderXander
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@eyeslasho Fat, Tattoed, obnoxious and ugly. I thought she was American 😂
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@KomanderXander
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3 years
Ukrainian 31 year old vs American 31 year old (and she is better looking than 95% of them):
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@KomanderXander
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@Libantaju I have no problem with Jews living in what has been referred to as Palestine in 1947 and what is now called Israel and Palestine I, and most of the world, have a problem with the genocides and abuse Israel is carrying out to make “Israel” an ethnically pure “Jewish State”
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@KomanderXander
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Blackpill truth: A lot of young women are whores
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@KomanderXander
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If a woman tells a man “You are the most amazing and I could never find another like you” He will feel confidant and proud If a man tells a woman “You are the most amazing and I could never find another like you” She will think she can better and leave him
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@KomanderXander
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Covid-19 has a 1% death rate Obesity has a 20% death rate Should we quarantine all the fatties without food until they are not obese anymore? Why not? It would save a lot more lives.
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@KomanderXander
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@tedlieu @GOPLeader Sorry you take the "R" word so personally, Ted Truth hurts, though.
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@thedailybeast Where are the pictures of the victim and the accused?
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@KomanderXander
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Not getting the vaccine vs getting the vaccine: Small chance of known low risk Or 100% chance of unknown risk with no upside
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@KomanderXander
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This is what girls fantasize about: Cute outfits International travel Fancy restaurants Cute guys It doesn't count for nearly as much if she can't show it off to her friends Bonus if she can show it off to the world The actual relationship...? Meh she doesn't care
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Nah bro you didnt deserve that
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@KomanderXander
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@Libantaju @CozyButcher Sounds like a much better deal than people in Gaza have
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@KomanderXander
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@Lauren_Southern "Very feminine behaviour!" The irony is that you classify poor behaviour as intrinsically feminine
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Ass muscles are sex thrust muscles That’s why she wants you to have a nice ass So you can thrust into her with power!
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Her whatsapp profile picture is a non face one so that any type of girl can show up
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@KomanderXander
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The truth these days is it's far far easier to get a girl to have sex with you than it is to get her to cook dinner for you. Girls, if you want to date and keep a guy, cook him dinner before you f him. Relationship minded guys will dig it. Fucbois won't.
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@KILLTOPARTY She says, "period" I hear "extra lube"
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@KomanderXander
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Men can love a woman they don't respect Women CAN'T love a man they don't respect
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@KomanderXander
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Poor guy
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You think that’s bad? My friend spent $15,000 on an engagement ring and $50k on a wedding for a woman who fucked many guys for free when she was hotter and younger. How humiliated would you be?
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@KomanderXander
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Come on, man. You know I didn’t say that I told her I couldn’t do that She offered to pay me back in cash later I declined the offer. She could see I was calm and amused at the situation and quickly realized her rise was up
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@KomanderXander
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Girls, protip for you: If you are looking for a serious relationship with a guy DO NOT tell him that you've had a lot of casual sex with guys before him But now that you are looking for something serious so you are going to make him wait
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@KomanderXander
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@MrYankee06 Man, this getting broads abroad is dangerous stuff. All that is legit advice I see now
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@KomanderXander
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Pro-tip: You can be verbally sexual quickly with a woman if you don’t use actual sex words Women are masters of subtlety, deeper meanings and I enuendo They’ll know
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@KomanderXander
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Dude needs to get used to it. Kids and women get presents. Men are there to provide Make money and buy your own toys plus buy thoughtful gifts. Your joy is bringing joy and providing for others
@thechosenberg
rosey🌹
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People arent jollymaxxing like they used to
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Women don’t seem to understand that if you spend your wealth, you no longer have it
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"Masters degree" in a dating profile is as attractive to men as "fluent in sarcasm" is Women are brain dead on what men want or are attracted to Girls like that deserve to be single
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@KomanderXander
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@MrVDaygame We see it as ruthless What it is is flightiness, low integrity, and inability to deal with even small amounts of conflict real or perceived A young attractive girl can get away with those and reinforce them in dating But those qualities won’t do her well in life overall
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It feels like a job interview, because for him it is A job he will have to work at for no pay Can you see the green lines? @alpharivelino
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Onlyfans should launch a crypto currency: Simpcoin
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3 years
We departed the store I told her, “that was slick” “What slick mean?!” She replied frustrated “Smooth”. It was a sincere compliment I was curious to learn more about her scam But she was frustrated, having thought she had landed a good one
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Guys often lose frame when they compliment a woman And therefore many guys are advised to be or become “anti compliment” But you don’t need lose frame when you compliment. You can instead reinforce your frame: “You look very nice tonight. You dressed well for me. I like it”
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Most girls have sex fantasies that would blow your mind And most girls keep them a secret just hoping one day they will find a guy who will fulfill them Be. That. Guy.
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@VictorVanBieuk You obviously think very highly of women
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@NixonMorra @AJA_Cortes Does he think the government owns rental properties or something?
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4 years
Many girls these days can’t even fathom there are negative consequences of becoming low key porn stars or prostitutes
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4 years
What are the odds she still fucked him?
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Women Posting L’s
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An honest girl from online What would you do?
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@dr__submarine "They dated various types of guys" = got ran through by a bunch of different dudes
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Want a relationship? Be the charming jerk boy that gets her wet Sex her real good Then let her start seeing parts of you that make you relationship material Let her chase your commitment Then eventually give in
@CHeartiste
Chateau Heartiste
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Girls who see you as long-term boyfriend material will be less likely to put out for you in a timely manner
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Of course she unmatched me after the date so she couldn’t be reported Most likely an organized hustle, baiting guys with fake profiles, and sending out different girls multiple times a day for dates.
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Women think by getting a masters degree they have raised they’re value in mens’ eyes and can get a better man They don’t realize that they have shrunk the pool of acceptable men to date And added no value in the eyes of most men (Unless a guy is looking for a provider lol)
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Why am I drawn to political incorrectness? Because political correctness deliberately obfuscates and misleads us about problems and their causes And without properly identifying problems and their causes we can’t even begin developing the solutions
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The nerdy 19 year old who comes over to get sexed, tied up and whipped by me Told me yesterday she doesn’t keep track of how many guys she’s had sex with About a dozen in high school and a dozen in college she said she estimates One day, she’ll tell a boyfriend “7”
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@usairforce @GenDaveGoldfein Certain groups are allowed to take pride in their heritage and achievements Others are denigrated Notice a pattern?
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@Cernovich @realDonaldTrump Get Attorney General Barr to investigate and prosecute her for her racist persecution of this innocent couple
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