kat pat
@TheRealKatPat
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still listens to gangnam style unironically. Big Brother stan. kerrygold lover.
New Jersey, USA
Joined September 2009
guys who wore white tuxes to prom are finishing their probation sentences this year.
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break up with your girlfriend she’s cheating on you every Thursday in the projection room above the auditorium with Shane Oman.
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what I see in the corner of my room when i wake up with sleep paralysis #bachelorinparadise
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The Bachelor’s (we all know it’s Peter) girls. A thread:.#thebachelor #bachelorinparadise . Alayah B (San Antonio, TX.- Fashion Nova loyalist .- “I’m not here to make friends”.- asscheeks are widely available on her ig
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wait the PRODUCERS knew your EX BF was Chase Rice!? And they set us up on a date with HIM singing?! #thebachelor
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Hannah B’s men: a thread #thebachelorette . Ben G. (30) Charlotte, NC.- weenie.- loves old navy denim
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“seriously guys, what the fuck. only 15 of you showed up to the party with Kappa Sig on Friday. we looked like a fucking joke. what’s the point of even having mixers if you don’t go? should I just cancel the rest of the semester?”-your enraged sorority social #TheBachelor
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lol Ty Haney publicly hating on the brand she created is … something
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showing off my quarantine depression crafts over FaceTime to my very concerned family #thebachelorette
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Bennett not knowing how to use the question function on ig stories and submitting his own question is peak Bennett behavior. omg. #TheBachelor #thebachelorette
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Connor S. (24) Dallas, TX.- momma’s boy.- looks like someone I would’ve tried to make out with in college but wouldn’t wanna make out with me .- fraternity philanthropy chair
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if you pronounce “espresso” as “expresso” then you don’t need to worry about Biden’s tax plan.
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Apple picking with Mickinleigh, Tinslayeigh, AddisonnLeigh, CaucasiAnn, Anteigh-Vaxxtyon, Payzleigh, Leighleigh, Peighyton, Mississippeigh, and Jessica. god is good💞🍎🍂
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say what you want about onlyfans, but I just moved into my dream house at 27
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please pray for my uncle. he was filming himself doing the milk crate challenge and sprained his ankle. 1 like = 1 prayer 🙏🏼😔 hoping for a speedy recovery!
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Imagine you get tickets to Fallon and you’re so hyped to see who the celebrity guest is and it’s the fucking Costco guys and an 8 year old kid who goes by “The Rizzler”.
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the whole “I suffered so everyone else must suffer too” mentality regarding student loans is so ugly.
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it is quite ironic that Victoria F can’t handle sharing Peter with a bunch of women considering she’s been sharing other women’s husbands #thebachelor
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if this gets 500 likes i’ll get “girlboss” tattooed as a tramp stamp in the rae dunn font.
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if Instagram is getting rid of likes before I get engaged then what’s the fucking point of getting married.
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Who the hell is Ed and why does he look like he just downed three Irish car bombs #thebachelorette
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middle aged white women in Iowa when they see Chris Harrison replaced for the night #TheBachelor
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hey btw this is radical incel troll garbage that today’s youth are eating up
Women lose again! Your body, OUR CHOICE 😂 that ceiling is made out of BRICK!
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I’m crying at the pic that comes up when you google @chrissyteigen mom. (I wanted to see her real name don’t judge)
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When is Bowen Yang going to be the pilot of the NJ drones on weekend update?.
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Luke P. (24) Gainesville, GA.- country boy of Tik Tok.- “yea I could’ve gone pro”
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Joe B. (30) Chicago, IL.- that creepy dude who you use for free bottle service.- calls himself an adventurer and by that he means loves spicy food
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Zac Brown writing Chicken Fried: what if we slipped a tribute to the troops in there.
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britney calling Alex Cooper “that interview girl” is killing me
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Got high and took pictures of the national dog show like it was a concert
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youth pastors when the 15 year old girl they have a crush on gets a bf her own age
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Luke S. (29) Washington DC.- “babe I forgot my wallet at home could you grab this one”
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My dads are in their 30s, pursuing modeling careers, and I’ve never seen them happier. They told me they’re just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dads.
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okay Colton is gay but I still haven’t forgiven him for putting a tracking device on Cassie’s car so.
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you wanna talk “moments that altered your brain chemistry?” let’s start with reading The Clique and Gossip Girl books at the ripe age of 11. those books awakened the materialistic side in me that didn’t exist yet. massie’s glossip girl subscription??? blair’s manolos?!.
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Matt S. (23) Newport Beach, CA.- eyelashes.- good cook.- probably has a guitar
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Hannah Ann (Knoxville, TN).- Caelynn’s veneers walked so Hannah Ann’s could run.- “bless your heart sweetie”.- fakest girl you’ve ever met
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Mykenna D. (Canada).- uses her intelligence to insult you without you even realizing .- gonna dominate Peter .- ruined a girl’s life in college because they hooked up with her boyfriend in sigma chi
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Every time they mention the La Quinta I’m still picturing the rose ceremonies happening here #thebachelorette
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Chasen C. (27) Longview, WA.- finance bro.- does coke in the bathroom at bars.- his name is Chasen???
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Stop casting 21 year olds for The Bachelor!! At 21 I was trying to catch an invite to the fraternity open bar (which, btw, didn’t happen), maintaining a below average GPA, and scraping $10 together to buy a bottle of citrus Burnett’s once a week. Not quite marriage material.
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If this gets 1000 likes I will get a “da vinki” tattoo. Twitter, do your thing😤.
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Who wants to take the lyrics of defying gravity and really hold space with that?
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Savanah M. (Houston, TX).- wreck em!.- Texas Tech cheer is life.- first impression rose bby
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Clare Crawley’s men for #thebachelorette. #TheBachelor . A thread:. Aaron G., 33, Fort Lauderdale.- minor league baseball pitcher.- not a bad guy but has some skeletons in his closet (a DWI).- only drinks Bud Light aluminum bottles
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Peter W. (27) Westlake Village, CA.- dweeb.- told the teacher she forgot to collect the homework
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what's your favorite sports photo of the decade?.
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start an onlyfans.
US government will run out of money by October 18, Treasury secretary says
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Tyler G. (28) Boca Raton, FL.- farted then realized it was a shart.- stares at your boobs
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remember when the ultimate sign of flirting was a guy asking if you’d be his pong partner . those were simpler times.
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Huge congrats to TFM’s own @DCheverere on being cast for Clare Crowley’s season of The Bachelorette!
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Tyler C. (26) Jupiter, FL.- college lax recruit.- called you a slut for wearing a shirt dress to formal .- “babe I swear nothing happened with Jess we just talked”
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huge day for horny dudes.
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Devin H. (27) Sherman Oaks, CA.- has sold or currently sells marijuana .- is gonna longboard night one.- I feel like he worked at a pizza place
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Cameron A. (30) Austin, TX.- “keep Austin weird 🤙🏼”.- looks like Evan
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Avonlea (Fort Worth, TX).- hide your dads.- top earner on Seeking Arrangement.- Paradise awaits her arrival
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can someone remind me why Tayshia wasn’t chosen as the bachelorette from the beginning????? we wasted 3 weeks on Clare for what?? #thebachelorette.
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if you or a loved one have been affected by unfair Christmas tree ratings, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
@TheRealKatPat Sorry I don’t do last year’s trees.
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can’t stress how pissed i would be if i were in this car.
James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie
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Me: mind if I bring my friend tonight? .Them: yea, are they chill? we don’t want weird vibes. The friend:
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Jasmine N. (Houston, TX).- psychologist or something pretentious .- got this 2009 dress from the BCBG outlet.- I have high hopes for her
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Matt D. (26) Los Gatos, CA.- treats women horribly .- all lives matter
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when none of your old high school friends wanna join your pyramid scheme
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***#whitelotus SPOILER***. Shane:.— belittles the hotel manager.— complains about the ocean view suite .— brings his mom on the honeymoon .— slams his fists at the dinner table.— ruins your honeymoon .— accidentally fatally stabs the hotel manager . Rachel: 🥰 I’m happy 😌.
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