Captain Pinchy
@captain_pinchy
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Kiwi, cyclist, motorcyclist, animal lover, guitarist, husband, father, Bill Hicks fan. Justice hunter, grumpy old man, Republican hater.
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Dude. If you make life difficult for me, I return the favour (opens back door).
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@WonPeople
lol. I did. The point is to get a message to the driver who, like you, has trouble with their vision.
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@socialistdogmom
@JamesCityCounty
can you please advise how many domestic terrorists are working in your water department?
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@jaykayokay2020
@followgoosehead
Oh, just our founder Mark Jones.... who donated heavily to the Trump campaign
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@MelissaAmaya32
It's called 'underselling it'. Please insert 'if you try and kill me with your shitty driving' if it was hard to understand.
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@madflava58
Been there done that. Turns out that fucks like you can't run as fast as a bike.
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Stranger Things has taught us that the best way to get around town is on a bike.
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@i_fuck_bagels
Thanks. Nobody has guns in NZ, nor are they generally psychopathic about this sort of stuff.
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@ValueFocus
Thanks. I have a flashing light on, not as bright as yours though. I'm one of those 'flashing lights on 24/7' riders
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It's been months with no reply from AT on the legality of
@MercedesBenz
NZ using the road verge as company parking for the past 10+ year. Therefore, I can confirm that there is free parking in Newmarket on the verge outside Mercedes Benz on St Marks road. Help yourselves!
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Kia Ora
@AklTransport
At the crash site of the cyclist this week. 175 Marua Rd, there are 4 cars parked across the footpath. The monument for the cyclist has been moved to allow for footpath parking. Please send a warden now. thanks
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The irony of coming to play sport but refusing to walk an extra 30m to park considerately.
@Wankpanzer
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Just spotted in Ellerslie. Illegal parking, or broken down?
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Why do people feel the need for this? Are you towing a 13 tonne boat? No. A 5th wheel trailer home? No. This Ford F450 weighs over 3 tonnes, and burns 29 litres/100km (8mpg)
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@KEVINRAYA3
@davenewworld_2
@Magpul_HQ
could you please check to see if this guy is not one of your staff, and also condemn his behaviour.
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@WestpacNZ
could you please remind your staff driving branded car rego PJG647 that using a mobile phone, even when stationary in traffic, is illegal. Doing it outside a school (Kohimarama today at 920am) is even worse. Thanks
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@sertified___
10/10 for alliteration. Btw I've been 'stunting' for 30+ years, so I'll keep going but thanks for the luck .
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Auckland northern motorway, 1975. Have we learnt anything?
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I hate sharing this planet with people like this...
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@TonyArnold74
Driving alone in a 2m wide car is fine but cyclists riding two abreast is crazy and selfish.
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Hi
@WestpacNZ
could you please have a word to your staff who drove 2km along Abbotts Way, Remuera this afternoon in your vehicle LKD524. She spent 60% of the time looking at the phone in her lap and 40% at the road ahead.
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@KuqiCouture
I did, but where is the lesson for the illegal turning driver if I just ignore it?
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich
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@BarkyMalarkey1
@Tyler_Wiggle
@Scoutabout2
Because the Wiggles never raped anyone, nor seeded hatred across the country. Why do I have to tell you this?
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I want to see these in Auckland!!!
These Dutch “bicycle buses” are transporting 50+ kids getting the kind of exercise that leads to better learning, who DON’T need to be driven & dropped off by parents adding lots of local car traffic. Nijmegen, NL video via
@MartijnLi
HT
@urbanthoughts11
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@iamcnnu
@SenQuezada29
You'd be less useful than Reagan's trained guards and the Police. *Spoiler alert, they sucked.
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NZ Police's new bike squad's target is..... cyclists using the ped phases on Queen St. A friend pointed out that he was riding slower than the e-scooters and got a warning. A better use of their time would be ticketing texting drivers, you know, the ones who could kill somebody.
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@JamHowler
@BernieSanders
you’re following that waste of flesh Alex Jones. That’s says everything we need to know about you.
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@sharper_brain
Spoiler alert. The story goes on for days. Brain sharper has 1000 adverts you have to scroll by. The bf and gf get out of the house safely.
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Just when Auckland needs a leader, we have a bumbling fool giving out dangerously false information on the TV.
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Important announcement.
My wife is American and I talk to her every day. I am in touch with the American people.
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With the number of scam phone calls I have been getting lately I've decided to stop answering my phone to unknown numbers. Anyone else in NZ that has reached this point?
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A real example of 'pettiness'. I put this paid postage envelope in the company out tray. Instead of throwing in the bag of mail it was opened to find my name, resealed and put on my desk.
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@grantstern
At what point will teams stop accepting invitations to McDonald Trump's White's only house?
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The election voters that scare me the most are the 'aspirational voters'. Ones that vote National, ACT, etc. despite the fact they will be worse off under that government. Are they thinking 'one day I'll be rich like Luxon'.
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There are some absolute cnuts out there. I read this sticker then told the driver what I thought of him.
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Maybe, if people didn't buy huge sodding SUVs and utes there would be enough space on the bridge😂
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The tragic death of the boy in Whangārei reminds me of school trips I went on as a parent helper. On one I had to stop a teacher rolling the school van off the road and the other I carried a 12 year old girl with heatstroke for a kilometre. Poor planning is rife in NZ schools
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Imagine a world where people intentionally reduce the right of passage to a venerable group of people to provide more space for a less venerable one.
@RayWhiteGroup
mission bay, Auckland.
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Walking in the Auckland domain yesterday, met a family who were on day two out of MIQ. Recent arrivals from Kabul. They were so grateful to be here and I was so lucky to have met them.
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There’s more (has now moved due to the threat of a boot in the door)...Here’s an idea that NYC has for you
@AklTransport
@phil_goff
@AklCouncil
create a bylaw and app so the public can submit photos of illegal parking and in return get 10-20% of the fine you charge the driver.
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@realDonaldTrump
The webcam at the top of the Washington Monument looking towards the Lincoln Memorial (the only camera which would show crowd size of Trump's boondoggle) has been disabled for the day.
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Hi
@AklTransport
I mentioned about a month ago that the cycle lane planter boxes need moving back to their correct location. They either haven't been done or have been moved back into the cycle lane by the public. Could you please fix this? Thanks 18 federal st.
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Just watched grandma Judy’s National party TV advert. How the hell can she ask us to trust National.... does anyone remember what Gerry did in CHCH?
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Great comment on the Complex Conversations website... 'Cycleways, bus lanes and pedestrian crossings are only required due to the presence of motorists, therefore motorists should pay for them.'
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Last rant of the morning. WTAF is happening with the Tamaki Drive cycle path?!?!? One lane has now been shrunk down to a single bike width!!! I am lost for words
@BikeAKL
@AklTransport
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@HenricoPolice
@8NEWS
@CBS6
It makes no difference. We did a study in 2005 on bike commuter safety. It didn't matter what clothes you wore, your accident rate stayed the same. Try concentrating on bad driving, THAT will make a difference.
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@RepMikeTurner
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@SandraSmithFox
what a disaster at the hearing....
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@AklTransport
Aucklanders still have no idea about cycle advance stop boxes. Time for an education campaign?
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A ute parked half on the footpath near my house, and as I walked past I bumped the wing mirror in. Turns out a guy was in the ute and not happy. "You got a problem?!", so I replied "Oh, sorry I didn't see your ute, it's parked on the footpath right?" . No answer. Kept walking.
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@ServerSheep
@iamcnnu
@SenQuezada29
The real 'slaves' here are the ones succumbing to the fear of living in your illusion of Freedom, arming themselves, thinking they have any chance against the government.
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@AklTransport
please send warden to 198 federal st for van parked illegally in the motorbike park. Thanks
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@ZaphodHarkonnen
Hi James, that was awful. IMO you have two options.
One, go to the nearest Police station and complete a 1V form. This confusingly named 'crash report' is used for incidents like this even though there was not technically a 'crash'. I'll post a copy of the form here to fill out..
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I can confirm. He parked in a no parking area (which had signage, in white man English) for a couple of hours, and got towed by an AT contractor.
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RIP Mike Sheffield, husband, father, gentleman and cyclist. Died in a tragic accident on Stanley St last week.
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@vsky711
@GodlessLiz
Yes! The last time we went I had to sit the family down for the 'what if...' talk before we went to the mall. When people start accepting that as normal they've given up on it ever changing.
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Just because you indicate, doesn't mean you have the right of way.
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Check out this a$$hole who is so determined to pass me on my bike that he forgets about the red light, and the fact that traffic ahead has stopped.
I've cropped the video, but words were exchanged and he alluded to being a Police officer. This could get interesting.
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I'm about to give up alcohol. I'm not a big drinker (maybe 2-3 drinks a week), but recently I've found my tolerance has dropped significantly, and I'm not sleeping well after a drink. Time to listen to my body.
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@ksuyin
@AklTransport
@nzpolice
we have possibly drunk people driving illegally in our bike lanes. Please follow up.
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@ProfeSra
@ABC
@AnnCoulter
You believe him? Clearly the GOP have paid him to speak out. He was clearly an asshole in a bunch of teenage assholes disrespecting an elder. I'm guessing you are not a history teacher.
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Remember to 'take the lane' folks. Being nice and keeping hard left will only give assholes like this an opportunity to carve you up.
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A 'dispersal notice' by
@NZNationalParty
for gangs in NZ. lol. Will they also be phoning their mums?
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@rugbyintel
Well done
@JohnJCampbell
I'm tired of National's pathological obsession with economic growth. We need to change how we look at and measure 'economic success'.
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