girth brooks
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Saying “I’m gonna kms” feels really good like stretching.
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armpit hair and no bush is crazy like bitch ur really not with it huh.
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The worst thing a girl can be is bored. Boredom has taken me places I wouldn’t go with a gun.
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Applying for a position as a bouncer because I fundamentally misunderstand the job description.
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If I send you a tweet that made me think of you that’s me kissing you with tongue.
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I still click the likes on a tweet sometimes like a phantom limb.
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I love being gifted money like omg how did u know I love money.
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Is somebody gonna match my creep?.Is somebody gonna match my weirdo….
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@KimberlyNFoster happy emotionally regulated normal people tend to not feel the need to make content out of their daily lives so that might be tough to find sksjsjdj.
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Soggy structurally untenable mess I wish you guys would start taking this shit seriously.
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Just saw one of my reply guys under someone else’s tweet.
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Pacing around like a big cat in the zoo.
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White guys between the ages 28-65 all giggling blushing kicking their feet at this.
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Watching this made me so h***y that my tinnitus kicked in and I got dizzy
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Halloumi has actually been directly linked to severe skin conditions like dermatitis and also heart disease.
Chili crisp honey, grilled halloumi, pesto, heirloom green tomato, sprouts, balsamic vinegar, Palestinian olive oil
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Thinking about when I was 19 and my bf broke up with me
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Love her and her big naturals.
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Telling the next person who says they don’t like tomatoes that they’re a bad lover who lacks sensuality.
I’m sorry to say this but very picky eaters, people who don’t find pleasure in eating, and deprive themselves in terms of food are bad lovers who lack sensuality.
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This is the 2020s equivalent of “twee” in that it is desperately seeking an identity separate from that of American pop culture while bearing the distinct mark of mass production and consumer fetishism. Plus it’s so last summer.
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Congrats to Charli for dedicating a whole song to this waste of sallow skin when you could’ve had a no-skips album smh.
Dasha from Red Scare has been photographed dressing a target at a gun range as a Palestinian
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If I’m bouncing on it. and you’re bouncing on it… who’s flying the plane??.
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also seems like a good time to bring up ayo edebiri’s review of mad max fury road
Seems like a good time to remind everyone that this is the coolest thing that’s ever happened in any movie ever
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Love when u freaks go super far back in my media tab and like things it’s like a greatest hits album for me in my notifs.
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Mage gap relationship. I can do a bunch of cool spells bc of this really sick and totally not cursed amulet which I never take off and you can’t.
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I’ll admit sometimes I don’t post for the love of the game, sometimes I use my looks to my advantage because I know I can make a little extra scratch from them. But you will never see me acting this broke and desperate
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Why are so many girls like this acting like massive fucking losers for attention lately like. Learn a trade.
bring back fat shaming.
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The ideal relationship is I rip open your chest and live inside of you.
The ideal relationship is you see each other once during the week and once on the weekend.
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2+ great years together friend RIP
Big day… thinking of changing my header since I haven’t opened hinge in like a year I think.
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clothes in the 90s were so silly… why does this robe have shoulder pads?
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Any time I tell someone “oh yea?” I’m trying to make it twitch.
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Sending this to him so he can anticipate when I’m about to bite him
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@SCHIZO_FREQ Crazy how you think you’re above this behavior while actively engaging in it, enabling it, and subjecting these women to further ridicule.
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Every time a girl with a huge rack goes viral and I like the pic and go look at her profile these same mfs are always already on the scene
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Is there anything more beautiful than a woman saying “hiiiiii”.
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When the dust settles on this fuck fest I think we should have a conversation about mutual aid and how community-based orgs deserve our faith and effort and resources more than any politician.
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i think we should hunt this guy down like they did in the 1600s and peel his skin off personally.
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This app is dead I could post cheeks and no one would care.
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Also got a haircut
Opening my never ending barrage of packages that I have sent to my parents’ house since shipping to Cyprus costs an arm and a leg and a goat.
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Easy to feel stupid in my body bc I’m a white woman just not in the tiny hairless Brandy Melville way but when I take pride in my Eastern features like my nose I’m told they’re not distinct enough to count so I get to be half-Cypriot half-American and neither half is enough
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This is how y’all talk about that Greek podcaster.
"I love the sultan bro" ."Facts bro, he is so fat and opulent"."And his wisdom, too" ."The thought of the sultan's bushy, merry cheeks."."The thought alone."."Enough to make one smile for hours." ."That's true. I mean, that's true.".
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Case in point:
Everyone in the comments acting positively shocked and scandalized as if Vivienne Westwood didn’t start her career by designing sex-inspired clothing for the Sex Pistols that she sold in a shop called Sex.
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People of Northern European heritage can NOT digest halloumi properly due to goat/sheep’s milk and are encouraged to stick to cheddar or swiss or whatever the fuck.
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