goth ms frizzle 🧚🏻♀️
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✨Fae 🧚🏻♀️| goblin creature | artist, nerd ︎︎| skyrim and star trek enthusiast • 🇨🇦🇮🇪 priv: @LifeofaFae (mutuals only) https://t.co/wyZXSJmynS
Joined March 2023
SHES SO HAPPY OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY.
Infertile Tawny Owl's lifeless eggs are replaced with orphaned chicks while Tawny Owl is away
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oh my GOD the inventor of nerds gummy clusters saw my tweet
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idk about you guys but i feel like Walz was the only one on either side that actually cared about people.
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being intimidated by your girls vibrator is insane. why are you scared of your sous chef. .
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i'm sorry you guys know how much of a lover of slutting it up i am, but wearing a blazer with lingerie under it to the PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION is insane.
No congressional spouses were allowed in the Rotunda for the ceremony today. Different rules for the oligarchs.
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it worked he sat next to me and gave me his number i love being a fae.
trying to telepathically tell the construction worker covered in dirt sitting across from me on the bus that i want him
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the nerds gummy cluster guy being a gentleman and saying he's too old to take up my offer makes him way hotter.
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Did you find this video unsettling and can't place why? Time for a less fun Ms. Frizzle lesson:.How mom-run “girl influencer” accounts knowingly exploit, commodify, and cater content of their children to pedophiles 🧵.
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hotel california eerily plays in the background.
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me: garlic bread is so good. garlic bread: go raibh maith agat. me: ah damn it this is gaelic bread.
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THESE are the kind of guys we should let have podcast mics.
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i'm so sorry i never expected you to see that. my offer still stands btw.
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Darth Vader: "My wife is dead so l'm gonna kill a lot of people :(". Someone: "Oh, that sucks. Who killed her?". Darth Vader: >:(.
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the little drink you get while running errands should be free. compensation for witnessing the horrors.
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@emofiat500 SAME!!!!! oh mt god it bugs me so much. "you look like trouble" um actually i have a kind heart and pure soul fuck off and die.
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to the popular funny twitter man who has liked a couple of my tweets today, and no one else (if your name isn't a disney prince don't read this): i hope u know i would BOUNCE on it.
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"hm my videos always get more views when bath time is included. instead of thinking critically about this i will make sure to include it in detail in every video".
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hey americans. question from a non-american. if you define terrorism as an act of violence to promote a (usually political) agenda. why are your mass/school shooters with manifestos not terrorists?. is the killer only a terrorist if the victim has money?.
NEW: Grand jury describes killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson as an "act of terrorism"
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guys will jackhammer you for five minutes and then ask if you came. yeah, to the wrong house apparently.
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okay im crying.
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we did it chat. he saw it.
to the popular funny twitter man who has liked a couple of my tweets today, and no one else (if your name isn't a disney prince don't read this): i hope u know i would BOUNCE on it.
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He took the life of a dad who did nothing to him and has *ZERO* remorse. This is your hero?
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the asmongold fans have found me and are calling me *gasp* a whore!!!! wow. i've never heard that one before.
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@ineffablestring i thought at first when she said the pages have too many words she meant the font is too small/it's too crammed onto each page which makes it hard to read but. then she started complaining about not understanding the maps. GIRL YOURE 30 PAGES IN.
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@clintoris i cannot express how tired i am of hearing people misuse gaslighting, boundaries, lovebombing, codependence, etc. makes me want to hit my head on a wall.
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helo twitter i am tipsy. how are u. here are my thighs. thanks
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everything i've learned about Asmongold has been against my will.
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eating nachos to spite all the guys in my dms telling me to lose weight
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The NYT did an investigation on girl influencers last year, and i’ll be pulling quotes from that report. Most of these are started with completely innocent intentions: an effort to jump-start a modeling career, sharing dance, gymnastics or cheer videos with family and friends.
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@spaceghost also, being able to joke about it is a big sign of healing. takes a lot of hard work to get there and i'm so proud of you!!!.
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@AugustNeverLeft by making a few follow up tweets bc we're all laughing together?? sorry u hate fun.
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In short: if you're going to show your kids online (don't), never ever ever show them bathing, changing, eating, in swimsuits or dancewear (leotards, 2 pieces etc). Videos of little girls eating corndogs or licking ice cream get way more engagement and are saved by adult men for.
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holy shit . 45 followers . so many friends for a little goblin like me. thank u!.
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we haven't forgotten your sins. your flashy moves cannot distract us from your treason.
Jack Black messing with a paparazzi recording him at the beach 👊. 🎥dailymailau | TikTok .
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well this is one of the worst things i've read on the internet in awhile
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i think that therapy should be legally mandated for men
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trying to telepathically tell the construction worker covered in dirt sitting across from me on the bus that i want him
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i really love that ppl think im sooooo mad and triggered and hurt. baby we are literally laughing at him.
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@Thehullboy1 hell yeah! the flowers is such a nice gesture. im so sorry the sad lonely dudes have found you, they like to try to destroy any happiness they see. you're doing great!!!.
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Mom: “She’s written herself off and decided that the only way she’s going to have a future is to make a mint on OnlyFans” “She has way more than that to offer.”. Same Mom: "But she's been doing this so long now, her numbers are so big. What do we do? Just stop it and walk away?"
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Suggestive posts are more likely to receive interactions. On average, as the accounts gather more followers, they draw a higher proportion of males, according to analysis of data from analytics firms. More interaction = more brand deals = more money. This incentive, paired with
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why is everyone using the r word so much lately. i don't like it. stop that.
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Remember when your mom showed your new girl/boyfriend your baby photos and you wanted to die of embarrassment? Imagine all of those online, as well as videos of you bathing broadcasted to 100,000+ followers.
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now if only i could find someone to go to the lake with
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if i see one more "i'm actually the one who invented them" comment im going to lose it.
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The harassment has bled into my daughter's real life, but “stopping would be giving in to the bullies” (pedophiles)
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0 reading comprehension i swear to god. no one is talking shit or slut shaming. in current society this is an objectively bonkers choice.
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i coincidentally just bought a very candy-like swimsuit
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you guys have 0 reading comprehension once again. i did not say he is a good person, i don't know that. but i absolutely believe he cares more than the other three.
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I cannot comprehend getting extremely sexual comments about my child and not only ignoring but leaning into it. When you make your first few viral posts, it makes sense to make more of that type of content. Videos of children bathing (even when nudity is only implied, like with
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ive lost over 300 followers since the election, and tweeting my thoughts, and i couldn't be happier about it. good. i know i preach about kindness and it's something you guys like about me, but i'm gonna get as annoying as possible about it because you type don't deserve kindness.
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why has a no effort photo of my legs gotten 32k likes what the fuck. i didn't notice.
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I THINK THIS LOOKS GOOD ON HER. SHE SHOULD WEAR IT. JUST NOT TO THIS.
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my 2025 predictions:. • god starts being nice to me and spares me from The Horrors.• i make sooo much money.• i find a way to expunge the Curse.• my life is filled with love, warmth and happiness .• my friends thrive.• my enemies suffer mysterious accidents.
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Dactylic hexameter– what The Odyssey was originally written in– is a fucking nightmare to attempt to translate into English. The specific type of meter doesn't affect the narrative, so any poetic meter can be used. Using one that English speakers already associate with classical.
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Obviously, there are creeps everywhere and there are a lot of things you cannot control when it comes to protecting children. But you CAN control the content you post of your own children on social media. These men have goddamned databases of popular girls
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I AM NOT AMERICAN!!! I AM NOT A LIBERAL!!!!! LIFE IS NUANCED AND COMPLEX HUMANS ARE NOT WHOLEY GOOD OR WHOLEY EVIL. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING IN BLACK AND WHITE IM FUCKING TIRED.
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this isn't horniness this is a porn addiction.
When I look at a woman my mind will instantly categorize her into whatever porn designation she would have. My horniness is a prison from which there is no hope of escape.
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