lexi ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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lately my boyfriend has been playing essentially a trucking simulator and when watching it the other day i asked him to drive the truck into a lake and he did. and then proceeded to spend half an hour fishing it out with a crane. and that’s what love is about
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me at age 15: ewwww mustaches are so gross!
me at age 22: is this seat taken
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my hot take is shit like this is made for neurotypical people who are having a bad day and not people suffering from actual mental illness
this video is like my favourite thing. imagine being on the ledge and getting handed this 😭
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i look so gross today. april fool’s! i am hot and sexie as usual
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also asked him to drive into a gas station to see if it would blow up fortnite-style and he said “it won’t, that was the first thing i tried”
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this is the funniest fucking profile i’ve ever seen in my life
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@minisversion
honestly yeah
except the one he plays is mostly off road and like getting stuck in mud and i’m like how is this fun for u
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@cal_gif
colleges say this shit constantly as if the university president doesn’t make $600k a year
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okay i have always thought based on the use i’ve seen that neurodiversity included mental illnesses like depression/PTSD/etc but some people disagree, so i will clarify that by “neurotypical” i meant “people not suffering from any mental illness or disorder”
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@KristopherKring
please get out of my replies and educate yourself on the literal genocide that is being committed right now
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dark souls fans be like
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i’ll never delete instagram because holy fucking shit what a thing to open an app to first thing on a sunday morning
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@mitosismoses
@katewhiteshark
no feeling quite as humiliating as sitting down in front of the toilet
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@yoalexrapz
@AlexoAthletica
@TPUSA
i shouldn’t be able to see ur foundation caked on from this far away and yet
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though i don’t think it’s set in stone and definitions may be evolving a lot of other sources view neurodiversity and mental illness as separate things. so if i’m wrong there my bad i’m reading more about it now
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honestly i had a generally good childhood in terms of family and school. the only reason i’m so fucked up is my own brain. the call is coming from inside the house
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@minisversion
there’s one called american trucking simulator or something that’s like that, mostly highways, that’s what i’d like. also i’ve watched ppl play that on twitch while drunk which is 😭😭😭
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a relationship should be 50/50. you give me a nice rock u found and i put google eyes on it
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u know ur Really mentally ill when the shit u take doesn’t even make the memes
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IT’S FUCKING FAT BEAR WEEK MOTHERFUCKERS
Are you ready for
#FatBearWeek
? Next week,
@KatmaiNPS
holds its annual competition so you can judge which chubby cubby takes this year's title. Pic of last year's winner: 435 Holly
#Alaska
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@DylanGelula
@ali_sivi
especially if i only have a carry on like i’ll take it from here thanks
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@AbiPereiraOf
@desestevao
the good thing is the snail in this situation is purely hypothetical and literally no living beings were actually harmed
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ppl are replying to/quoting this with “beards*” with an asterisk as if they are CORRECTING ME? my attorneys will be in contact and i’ll see you in court. suck my dick and balls
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let me break it down for you “elex”, if that’s even your real name
Of all Walz’s titles, it’s interesting VP Harris keeps referring to him as “Coach” instead of “Governor”
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beard bitches this isn’t about u. this tweet is for standalone mustache enthusiasts ONLY. u are not included in this space
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@BooBooStinkyPoo
@jordntx
u need to trim it and get some beard wax and shape it a little and then i’ll consider it
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the perfect solution to the “u get a million dollars but a snail follows u around for the rest of ur life and if it touches u u die” scenario
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cat is throwing a tantrum bc i wouldn’t let her climb inside the 400 degree oven
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boomers: video games make kids violent
animal crossing: ...catch bugse
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@AbiPereiraOf
@desestevao
if this was a video of someone pouring salt on an actual snail and laughing? yeah that would obviously be fucked up because real harm has been done. but to be honest in jokes where no actual harm will come of them i think you should simply pick a different battle.
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i will no longer be liking tweets. if the tweet is good i will simply reply “good”
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the qing dynasty be like
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bro if ur masculinity is so toxic that it keeps u from playing animal crossing, the best game of all time, then what’s even the fucking point
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oH to be a chunky tattoo frog captured between some chopsticks
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the one regular ass donut in the back is crazy. yall couldnt think of one more pokemon?
Krispy Kreme is releasing a Pokémon donut set in Korea! Includes Pikachu, Ditto, Psyduck, Jigglypuff and Diglett! 🍩
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